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katysails October 31st 03 12:14 AM

James Doohan still Sailing?
 
Well, don't forget about the tearing up $100 bills and the
rest....
I've had 25 years experience with all that...

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails October 31st 03 12:18 AM

James Doohan still Sailing?
 
How smart?

Cheers MC

Smart enough to know that he can wear out the battery in his fence =
collar by leaning into the radio wave set to the alert before the shock =
goes off....smart enough to know that the electric fence on the pasture =
is pulsation and that if you sit close enough to feel the vibes, you can =
go under and not get zapped...smart enough to know that the dog cookies =
are in back of the Cherrios in the cupboard and that when Mom's not =
home, you can open the cupboard, nose the Cheerios out of the way and =
have a few on the side...smart enough to know you're going to give him a =
bath before you even start looking for him....smart enough to know that =
"All good things come to him that waits...and lurks" when it comes to =
little kids walking around with food....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Jonathan Ganz October 31st 03 12:55 AM

James Doohan still Sailing?
 
I'd be happy to tear them up for you!

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Well, don't forget about the tearing up $100 bills and the
rest....
I've had 25 years experience with all that...

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



The_navigator© October 31st 03 01:30 AM

James Doohan still Sailing?
 
Hahhahahhaha So smart he needs an electric fence collar?


Cheers MC

katysails wrote:

How smart?

Cheers MC

Smart enough to know that he can wear out the battery in his fence collar by leaning into the radio wave set to the alert before the shock goes off....smart enough to know that the electric fence on the pasture is pulsation and that if you sit close enough to feel the vibes, you can go under and not get zapped...smart enough to know that the dog cookies are in back of the Cherrios in the cupboard and that when Mom's not home, you can open the cupboard, nose the Cheerios out of the way and have a few on the side...smart enough to know you're going to give him a bath before you even start looking for him....smart enough to know that "All good things come to him that waits...and lurks" when it comes to little kids walking around with food....



katysails October 31st 03 02:21 AM

James Doohan still Sailing?
 

I'd be happy to tear them up for you!

The deed's alre4ady been done...I'm down to dollar bills now but the new =
paper doesn't tear quite as well....
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails October 31st 03 02:24 AM

James Doohan still Sailing?
 
Hahhahahhaha So smart he needs an electric fence collar?

He's a boy dog...just like most boys, he doesn't want to stay home when =
he's told to stay home...I bet you Innotek makes one your size, too.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


The_navigator© October 31st 03 02:37 AM

James Doohan still Sailing?
 
Perhaps he's so stupid he doesn't comprehend the words?

Cheers MC

katysails wrote:

Hahhahahhaha So smart he needs an electric fence collar?

He's a boy dog...just like most boys, he doesn't want to stay home when he's told to stay home...I bet you Innotek makes one your size, too.



katysails October 31st 03 10:11 PM

James Doohan still Sailing?
 
Perhaps he's so stupid he doesn't comprehend the words?

Nope...he's so smart he ifnores the words....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


The_navigator© November 2nd 03 10:01 PM

James Doohan still Sailing?
 
In your dreams! Do you dream of him as "Lambykins the wonder dog"? It
never ceases to amaze me how people anthropomorphize their dogs.


Cheers MC

katysails wrote:

Perhaps he's so stupid he doesn't comprehend the words?

Nope...he's so smart he ifnores the words....



katysails November 2nd 03 11:00 PM

James Doohan still Sailing?
 
It=20
never ceases to amaze me how people anthropomorphize their dogs.

....and cats....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



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