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Bobsprit October 13th 03 11:45 PM

Night Sail
 
I'm off for a short sail till about 11:00 pm or so. We'll be taking sandwiches
and some of Suzanne's amazing clam chowder.

The rest of you will be....

Posting in this NG
Talking politics
Watching TV
Reading Cruising World
Downloading porn
Uploading porn

Later, kidds!

Capt RB

Donal October 14th 03 01:07 AM

Night Sail
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
On 13 Oct 2003 22:45:24 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote:

I'm off for a short sail till about 11:00 pm or so. We'll be taking

sandwiches
and some of Suzanne's amazing clam chowder.

The rest of you will be....

Posting in this NG
Talking politics
Watching TV
Reading Cruising World
Downloading porn
Uploading porn


Polishing the Ferrari.


Ferrari????

Do tell!


Regards


Donal
--




Diesel_Don October 14th 03 01:15 AM

Night Sail
 
Everybody else has a life. There's enjoyment, then there's obcession.



The_navigator© October 14th 03 01:23 AM

Night Sail
 
Rust bucket red ya know ;-P

Cheers MC

Donal wrote:

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...

On 13 Oct 2003 22:45:24 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote:


I'm off for a short sail till about 11:00 pm or so. We'll be taking


sandwiches

and some of Suzanne's amazing clam chowder.

The rest of you will be....

Posting in this NG
Talking politics
Watching TV
Reading Cruising World
Downloading porn
Uploading porn


Polishing the Ferrari.



Ferrari????

Do tell!


Regards


Donal
--





Donal October 14th 03 01:37 AM

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"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
Rust bucket red ya know ;-P


A cheap Ferarri???? I doubt it. I'm sure that Oz can afford a proper
Ferarri.



Regards


Donal
--




Donal October 14th 03 01:54 AM

Night Sail
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 01:07:20 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:
Ferrari????

Do tell!

Looks a lot like this ;-)
http://www.snowyweb.com/forsale/moto...html/main.html


Couldn't you afford a decent one? I'd probably hurt my back trying to get
into that little thing?



Regards


Donal
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katysails October 14th 03 02:21 AM

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I'd probably hurt my back trying to get
into that little thing?

I thught you were only 5' tall?

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Lady Pilot October 14th 03 03:39 AM

Night Sail
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
On 13 Oct 2003 22:45:24 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote:

I'm off for a short sail till about 11:00 pm or so. We'll be taking

sandwiches
and some of Suzanne's amazing clam chowder.

The rest of you will be....

Posting in this NG
Talking politics
Watching TV
Reading Cruising World
Downloading porn
Uploading porn


Polishing the Ferrari.


Is that what you call "him"? Bwaawhawhaahahaaa

LP



Lady Pilot October 14th 03 03:41 AM

Night Sail
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 01:07:20 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:
Ferrari????

Do tell!


Regards


Donal


Looks a lot like this ;-)
http://www.snowyweb.com/forsale/moto...html/main.html


I would say you are a bit on the spoiled side...

LP :)



Lady Pilot October 14th 03 03:43 AM

Night Sail
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote:

On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 01:54:38 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:


Couldn't you afford a decent one? I'd probably hurt my back

trying to get
into that little thing?


I got what I wanted and I still have room in the new garage for one

of
these

http://www.newenglandclassics.com/in.../morgan_8.html
when I can find a decent one in RHD.

Oh and you need to get fit.
Many back problems are actually caused by overdevelopment of frontal
muscles and little of the back muscles. Try lying face down on the
floor and lifting head and legs to the waist build up slowly.


You're really Jay Leno, right? Bqwaawhahahahahwahahaa

LP



The_navigator© October 14th 03 04:24 AM

Night Sail
 
Well it is small and red -especially after polishing!

Cheers MC

Lady Pilot wrote:

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...

On 13 Oct 2003 22:45:24 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote:


I'm off for a short sail till about 11:00 pm or so. We'll be taking


sandwiches

and some of Suzanne's amazing clam chowder.

The rest of you will be....

Posting in this NG
Talking politics
Watching TV
Reading Cruising World
Downloading porn
Uploading porn


Polishing the Ferrari.



Is that what you call "him"? Bwaawhawhaahahaaa

LP




Lady Pilot October 14th 03 04:39 AM

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So are my finger and toenails after my manicure today! LOL!

LP

"The_navigator©" wrote:
Well it is small and red -especially after polishing!

Cheers MC

Lady Pilot wrote:

The Captains Nemesis wrote:
Polishing the Ferrari.



Is that what you call "him"? Bwaawhawhaahahaaa

LP






The_navigator© October 14th 03 07:01 AM

Night Sail
 
Permanently asleep (hence the Ferrari)? :-P

Cheers MC

The Captains Nemesis wrote:

On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 02:39:14 GMT, "Lady Pilot"
wrote:



Polishing the Ferrari.


Is that what you call "him"? Bwaawhawhaahahaaa

LP


Nah, he's much much slower and controlled.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Donal October 14th 03 10:04 AM

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"katysails" wrote in message
...
I'd probably hurt my back trying to get
into that little thing?

I thught you were only 5' tall?


Oooops! Well spotted ....very observant!!!

I was 5' tall in a discussion where Bob was boasting about his height
(again). It worked a treat - Bob actually apologised for hurting my
feelings. How funny is that?



Regards


Donal
--






katysails October 14th 03 12:14 PM

Night Sail
 
I was 5' tall in a discussion where Bob was boasting about his height
(again). It worked a treat - Bob actually apologised for hurting my
feelings. How funny is that?

And here I had this vision of you on Sentata in your little green suit =
with the pot of gold strategically wedged amongst the gear in your =
lazaette...I hate it when my illusions are delusional...

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Bobsprit October 14th 03 12:27 PM

Night Sail
 
It worked a treat - Bob actually apologised for hurting my
feelings. How funny is that?

Donal, I don't make fun of people's inferior physicality. It's not something
they can control.
As to your silly choice in bottom-rung boats....that's another matter. Two
ports "popped" out of the Beneteau 39 at my yard! They are honoring the
warranty at least, but Beneteau is an even bigger joke now. Hunter still has
them beat with the flexing hull stories and internal stiffening bars that had
to be added! If you'd like to check out either story, call Consolidated
Shipyards at City Island, where the work was done.

Bwahahahahahahaha!

RB

Donal October 14th 03 01:52 PM

Night Sail
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
It worked a treat - Bob actually apologised for hurting my
feelings. How funny is that?

Donal, I don't make fun of people's inferior physicality. It's not

something
they can control.


Are you saying that a 5' person is somehow inferior?



Regards


Donal
--



Bobsprit October 14th 03 04:48 PM

Night Sail
 
Donal, I don't make fun of people's inferior physicality. It's not
something
they can control.


Are you saying that a 5' person is somehow inferior?

Physically, yes. But then my strength and endurance is beyond the reach of most
people in general, regardless of size.

Short People

Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
`Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here

Donal October 14th 03 05:31 PM

Night Sail
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...


Physically, yes. But then my strength and endurance is beyond the reach of

most
people in general, regardless of size.

Short People

snipped nasty results of superior trolling

Dear me! That was a dreadful post. How low can you get????


Regards


Donal
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Bobsprit October 14th 03 05:46 PM

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Dear me! That was a dreadful post. How low can you get????

Randy Newman hater? I think you missed the point of the song entirely.


RB

Donal October 14th 03 06:15 PM

Night Sail
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Dear me! That was a dreadful post. How low can you get????

Randy Newman hater? I think you missed the point of the song entirely.


It looked like a bunch of hateful insults to people who are Altitudily
Challanged!

You obviously look down on people who are shorter than you are!


Regards


Donal
--



Vito October 14th 03 06:43 PM

Night Sail
 
Bobsprit wrote:

I'm off for a short sail .... The rest of you will be.... etc


Wrong! I'll be working on my boat like a good person, not sailing her
like a pervert.

Someday I hope to cruise full time. to wit: oil the teak in the Bahamas,
repair the motor in the Med, fix the rigging in Oz, reset the stanchions
in Rio, paint the bottom in Portugal .....

Bobsprit October 14th 03 07:16 PM

Night Sail
 
Randy Newman hater? I think you missed the point of the song entirely.

It looked like a bunch of hateful insults to people who are Altitudily
Challanged!

As I said, you don't understand the song. The telling passage is:

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

I'm short Robert Service and Frost must be especially challenging for you.

RB


Donal October 14th 03 10:13 PM

Night Sail
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Randy Newman hater? I think you missed the point of the song entirely.


It looked like a bunch of hateful insults to people who are Altitudily
Challanged!

As I said, you don't understand the song. The telling passage is:

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)



There were six verses of spiteful nastiness in your original post. Quite
frankly, I found your attitude to be quite disgusting. You've tried to
peddle this kind of hatred on the ng in the past. I've always assumed that
you were only joking, but this unsavourary episode shows that you are
nothing more than a narrow minded bigot.


You remind me of the person who said "some of my best friends are ******s".


Regards


Donal
--






I'm short Robert Service and Frost must be especially challenging for you.

RB




Donal October 14th 03 10:56 PM

Night Sail
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 13:52:43 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:

Are you saying that a 5' person is somehow inferior?


Nah, he's saying that 6' people who sound like they're 5' have a
problem ;-)


Touche!



Regards

Donal
--




Bobsprit October 14th 03 11:40 PM

Night Sail
 
There were six verses of spiteful nastiness in your original post. Quite
frankly, I found your attitude to be quite disgusting.

poor Donal. Hate rests easily in the soul of the truly bigoted.
The famed Randy Newman song was clearly above his comprehension level. No
wonder he fell for the Beneteau ads.

RB

Bobsprit October 14th 03 11:42 PM

Night Sail
 
Nah, he's saying that 6' people who sound like they're 5' have a
problem ;-)


Touche!

Still kissing Ozzy's rear after a summer of further humiliations at his hands?
Pathetic.

RB

The_navigator© October 14th 03 11:43 PM

Night Sail
 
Is that a wedge I see before me it's end toward my hand? Come let me
touch thee... I see the still but touch the not!

Cheers MC

Bobsprit wrote:
Nah, he's saying that 6' people who sound like they're 5' have a
problem ;-)



Touche!

Still kissing Ozzy's rear after a summer of further humiliations at his hands?
Pathetic.

RB



The_navigator© October 14th 03 11:45 PM

Night Sail
 
Perhaps the Ozzy behind now has a Ferrari strapped to it to make it much
more attractive? What do you have that is not butt ugly?

Cheers MC

Bobsprit wrote:

Nah, he's saying that 6' people who sound like they're 5' have a
problem ;-)



Touche!

Still kissing Ozzy's rear after a summer of further humiliations at his hands?
Pathetic.

RB



Steve Daniels, Seek of Spam October 15th 03 01:58 AM

Night Sail
 
On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 13:43:43 -0400, something compelled Vito
, to say:

Bobsprit wrote:

I'm off for a short sail .... The rest of you will be.... etc


Wrong! I'll be working on my boat like a good person, not sailing her
like a pervert.


How do you sail like a pervert?

Steve "This sounds interesting" Daniels

katysails October 15th 03 03:43 AM

Night Sail
 
What do you have that is not butt ugly?

His wife's very pretty....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails October 15th 03 03:43 AM

Night Sail
 
How do you sail like a pervert?

Lurk here long enough and you too will sail like a pervert...

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


The_navigator© October 15th 03 09:27 PM

Night Sail
 
Are you saying she's a chattel?

Cheers MC

katysails wrote:

What do you have that is not butt ugly?

His wife's very pretty....



katysails October 16th 03 12:09 AM

Night Sail
 
Are you saying she's a chattel?

No, but people usually speak of their spouse's in the possesive..it's a =
mutual thing. Sort of like Michigan's marriage law: What's mine is =
mine and what's yours is mine, too.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Lady Pilot October 19th 03 01:38 AM

Night Sail
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote:
On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 02:41:29 GMT, "Lady Pilot" wrote:


I would say you are a bit on the spoiled side...


I deserve it!


And what exactly did you do to deserve it? :)

Hey LP, my son has decided he wants to be a commercial pilot.


Well, as they say in the aviation, you can make a small fortune, only
if you start out with a large one. hehee

I keep telling him it's a waste of a really good intelligence but he
insists.


If he was really intelligent, he would have Daddy Bucks to buy him a
nice cruising sailboat and fund a trip around the world.

LP



Lady Pilot October 19th 03 01:40 AM

Night Sail
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote:
On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 02:39:14 GMT, "Lady Pilot"
wrote:


Polishing the Ferrari.


Is that what you call "him"? Bwaawhawhaahahaaa

LP

Nah, he's much much slower and controlled.


Sure, if you say so. LOL!

Oz1...of the 3 twins.


Did your mother have three sets of twins?

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.


What's the history on that line? Is asa crackerbox palace?

LP



Lady Pilot October 20th 03 12:29 AM

Night Sail
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote:

On Sat, 18 Oct 2003 19:38:12 -0500, "Lady Pilot" wrote:


The Captains Nemesis wrote:
On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 02:41:29 GMT, "Lady Pilot" wrote:


I would say you are a bit on the spoiled side...


I deserve it!


And what exactly did you do to deserve it? :)


I worked really hard!


Well then, carry on! :-)

Hey LP, my son has decided he wants to be a commercial pilot.


Well, as they say in the aviation, you can make a small fortune,

only
if you start out with a large one. hehee

So they say.

I keep telling him it's a waste of a really good intelligence but

he
insists.


If he was really intelligent, he would have Daddy Bucks to buy him

a
nice cruising sailboat and fund a trip around the world.


Bwaaaahahahahhahaaaa!
If only you knew....


I already guessed, correctly.

LP



Lady Pilot October 20th 03 12:31 AM

Night Sail
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
On Sat, 18 Oct 2003 19:40:09 -0500, "Lady Pilot"
wrote:

Oz1...of the 3 twins.


Did your mother have three sets of twins?

You'd need to look back into the archives.
Three of the regulars here were accused of being twins.


Oh, I see. Thanks for not making me google it. I'm still trying to
google the Bwawahahaha thing from Donal, but I can't spell it
correctly, obviously.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.


What's the history on that line? Is asa crackerbox palace?

You're kidding right?
Have you read any of the posts here?


So I guessed correctly...

LP (thought so)



Donal October 20th 03 01:02 AM

Night Sail
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:x3lkb.2937$B_2.1943@okepread02...

Sure, if you say so. LOL!

Oz1...of the 3 twins.


Did your mother have three sets of twins?


IIRC, JaxAshby once wrote some nonsense, which prompted Oz to clsim to be
one on the three twins.



Regards


Donal
--




Jeff Morris October 20th 03 01:56 AM

Night Sail
 
The Captains Nemesis wrote in message ...
On Mon, 20 Oct 2003 01:02:12 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:x3lkb.2937$B_2.1943@okepread02...

Sure, if you say so. LOL!

Oz1...of the 3 twins.

Did your mother have three sets of twins?


IIRC, JaxAshby once wrote some nonsense, which prompted Oz to clsim to be
one on the three twins.


Poor Jocks....he cleaned the toilets for MENSA and assumed that
because they let him in the door that he was a member.


Sometimes I think jaxie had to be pretty smart to act that stupid. Now horvath, on the
other hand ...




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