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Capt. Mooron October 13th 03 11:26 PM

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Some town in Texas is missing a Village Idiot..... please send Bush back
home.



Bobsprit October 13th 03 11:39 PM

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Some town in Texas is missing a Village Idiot..... please send Bush back
home.

He sure can't find his way on his own!

RB

Horvath October 14th 03 01:50 AM

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On Mon, 13 Oct 2003 19:26:32 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:

Some town in Texas is missing a Village Idiot..... please send Bush back
home.


I don't see your Harvard degree, or your Yale degree. Did you even
finish High School? How about finishing school? or obedience school?


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Lady Pilot October 14th 03 03:29 AM

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
Some town in Texas is missing a Village Idiot..... please send Bush

back
home.



Why would a sailor from Canada give a **** about President Bush?

Does he bitch at you guys from Nova Scotia dumping raw sewage in the
Atlantic Ocean?

LP (just wondering)



Lady Pilot October 14th 03 03:49 AM

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"Horvath" wrote:

Terd? Is that your first name?

On Mon, 13 Oct 2003 19:26:32 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:

Some town in Texas is missing a Village Idiot..... please send

Bush back
home.


I don't see your Harvard degree, or your Yale degree. Did you even
finish High School? How about finishing school? or obedience

school?

Where did you graduate from? Beverly Hills 90210?

LP (rofl)



Jonathan Ganz October 14th 03 05:24 AM

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Well, we certainly haven't seen your high school deploma,
mainly because it doesn't exist.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 13 Oct 2003 19:26:32 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:

Some town in Texas is missing a Village Idiot..... please send Bush back
home.


I don't see your Harvard degree, or your Yale degree. Did you even
finish High School? How about finishing school? or obedience school?


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.




Jonathan Ganz October 14th 03 05:25 AM

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First, last, and middle. He'll answer to anything.

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
...

"Horvath" wrote:

Terd? Is that your first name?

On Mon, 13 Oct 2003 19:26:32 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:

Some town in Texas is missing a Village Idiot..... please send

Bush back
home.


I don't see your Harvard degree, or your Yale degree. Did you even
finish High School? How about finishing school? or obedience

school?

Where did you graduate from? Beverly Hills 90210?

LP (rofl)





Vito October 14th 03 06:37 PM

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Bobsprit wrote:

Some town in Texas is missing a Village Idiot..... please send Bush back
home.

He sure can't find his way on his own!


That's OK, Madonna will send a limo to take him home right after we
elect her Queen (c:

Bobsprit October 14th 03 07:13 PM

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That's OK, Madonna will send a limo to take him home right after we
elect her Queen (c:

I'm voting for Cher, far more experienced that Arnold or Bush.

RB

Capt. Mooron October 14th 03 10:29 PM

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"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
| Why would a sailor from Canada give a **** about President Bush?

They don't really..... they know he's an ignorant Howdy Doody Dipwad, War
Mongering, Ignorant, POS that has done more to sour relations between Canada
and the USA [never mind the world] than anyone else in history. That's what
we give a **** about! Not to mention he barely bested Al Gore in an
election.... how lame is that....???? Whatever global support or respect
your nation had in the past is either vanishing or all but long gone
entirely due to Bush.

|
| Does he bitch at you guys from Nova Scotia dumping raw sewage in the
| Atlantic Ocean?

No more so than we would bitch about land mine usage, your own current
stockpiles of chemical and biological weapons, sonar trials effecting
cetaceans, threats to Canada from Celluci for not joining the Iraq debacle,
failure to honour any judgment against them from the world court, failing
to even mention Canada in his global thank yous to everyone else after 911,
current tariffs, embargos of Canadian products claiming government subsidy
while doing the exact same thing across the border.... don't you Yanks
even venture about the raw sewage output of a city of 500,000 while we choke
on your acid rain and while your country is 100 times more polluted than
Canada.

I can still eat the shell fish taken from my bay.... I'm only 40 miles from
Halifax and the water is ocean blue and clean.


|
| LP (just wondering)

Just Clarifying.... ;-) Bush is not merely disliked and ridiculed....
he's hated! We constantly make fun of him whenever he addresses his nation
or the world. He's a global laughing stock. Keep him in office and see how
long it takes before the borders close completely. He's not doing your
country any favours right now... he is lining his pockets at your expense.
It's a shame you can't see that.

CM




Joe October 15th 03 12:49 AM

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
Some town in Texas is missing a Village Idiot..... please send Bush back
home.


Back home to the place where tree's are stronger than yours.
A place where the chickens are safe in coops?
The place where we eat bacon and sell pig heads to you?
The place where we sail while you just shiver?

That place?


Joe
Msv RedCloud

Capt. Mooron October 15th 03 01:46 AM

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"Joe" wrote in message
.. .
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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| Some town in Texas is missing a Village Idiot..... please send Bush
back
| home.
|
| Back home to the place where tree's are stronger than yours.
| A place where the chickens are safe in coops?
| The place where we eat bacon and sell pig heads to you?
| The place where we sail while you just shiver?
|
| That place?

If you call tumble weeds trees and consider chickens are safe because you're
the one screwing them, get your bacon in a can and the only people shiverin'
are the crack addicts and alcoholics that can't get a fix or a drink, where
family love takes on a whole new meaning and grouse hunting involves sniping
Mexicans along the border, where sailing means miles of boring shallow brown
water interspersed by oil platforms.... You can Keep It!

Bet you folks can't wait for your annual Hurricane.... I saw Galveston
years ago right after one hit the coast.... what a mess. BTW- Texas
mosquitoes are puny, weak and gay!

CM



Vito October 15th 03 02:44 PM

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

Whatever global support or respect your nation had in the past is either vanishing or all but long gone
entirely due to Bush.


Awww 'taint *entirely* due to Bush. He's just the latest in a long
string of bad jokes. Remember JFK solemnly intoning to the people of
Berlin (in German) "I am a jelly donut!"??

.... your country is 100 times more polluted than Canada.


Make that 1000, maybe more.

I can still eat the shell fish taken from my bay.... I'm only 40 miles from
Halifax and the water is ocean blue and clean.


Bite your f'n tongue! You want a gazillion of our urban scum up there
"enjoying" that clean blue water? They throw things like sewage and
garbage "away" and do you know where they think "away" is? Why *your*
back yard of course, and the more unspoiled it is the more "away" they
think it. I quit riding last year because there's a gawdam 18-wheeler
full of NY garbage every 200 yards on the rural roads I enjoyed til just
a few years ago, until the mob turned our "underpopulated" county into a
garbage dump. And remember that Cheasapeake Bay Oysters were arguably
the best in the world less than 50 years ago. Now )c:

Enjoy it while you can Capt - but tell everybody else it sucks so bad
they wouldn't even want their garbage sent there. Otherwise ...

Joe October 15th 03 03:08 PM

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
"Joe" wrote in message
.. .
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
| Some town in Texas is missing a Village Idiot..... please send Bush
back
| home.
|
| Back home to the place where tree's are stronger than yours.
| A place where the chickens are safe in coops?
| The place where we eat bacon and sell pig heads to you?
| The place where we sail while you just shiver?
|
| That place?

If you call tumble weeds trees.


No Tumble weeds are a sage bush dried out, You dont see many on the
coast.

and consider chickens are safe because you're
the one screwing them,


We close them in the coop before most storms. But hey we have a
weather system that usually gives us advanced warning.


get your bacon in a can


We import it from Canada, You guys get the keep the heads for cheese.

and the only people shiverin'
are the crack addicts and alcoholics that can't get a fix or a drink,


Yeah that could be true, very true in Galvestons north side.


where
family love takes on a whole new meaning





and grouse hunting involves sniping
Mexicans along the border,



LOL


where sailing means miles of boring shallow brown
water interspersed by oil platforms.... You can Keep It!


Guess you have never been in the Gulf, You have to go out 10+ miles to
blue water. Bays brown, but its full of shrimp and fish. Most likey
the cause of it turning brown was the Houston ship channel developed
after the 1900 storm that wiped out Galveston. I live on Clear Lake,
just down a cut that Lafitte hid his pirated ships in the tall trees.
I wonder if this place was ever clear, or if it was a ruse, like
Greenland.




Bet you folks can't wait for your annual Hurricane....

We has 2 this year, Claudette and Grace. No big deal we expect 1 or 2
a year.

I saw Galveston
years ago right after one hit the coast.... what a mess.


What year? Was it Alicia?

BTW- Texas
mosquitoes are puny, weak and gay!


You have never been to Freeport.

Joe
MSV RedCloud



CM


Seahag October 17th 03 03:17 AM

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Lady Pilot wrote:

"Horvath" wrote:

Terd? Is that your first name?


Hahahahahahahaha!

I wondered that myself.

Seahag




Lady Pilot October 19th 03 01:28 AM

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

It's a shame you can't see that.


Yikes! Yes, I can see many things wrong with our country.

I can also see that maybe you should get your blood pressure checked!

LP (not discussing politics)



Capt. Mooron October 19th 03 09:41 PM

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I just couldn't let an opportunity for a good rant escape my attention....
;-)


CM

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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| "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
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| It's a shame you can't see that.
|
| Yikes! Yes, I can see many things wrong with our country.
|
| I can also see that maybe you should get your blood pressure checked!
|
| LP (not discussing politics)
|
|



Lady Pilot October 20th 03 12:25 AM

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And all this time I just thought you liked my bait!

LP (back to the drawing table)

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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I just couldn't let an opportunity for a good rant escape my

attention....
;-)


CM

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:UUkkb.2932$B_2.1870@okepread02...
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| "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
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| It's a shame you can't see that.
|
| Yikes! Yes, I can see many things wrong with our country.
|
| I can also see that maybe you should get your blood pressure

checked!
|
| LP (not discussing politics)
|
|





The_navigator© October 20th 03 02:55 AM

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Behave yourself!

Cheers MC

Lady Pilot wrote:

And all this time I just thought you liked my butt!

LP (back to the drawing table)




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