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Sidney Greenstreet October 6th 03 04:08 AM

Faulty depth finder attributed to whale attack!!
 
Sydney: Marine electronics technician A.E. Patterson has discovered that the
depth finder used aboard a sailboat that was attacked by a whale was faulty
and may have provoked the whale into attacking the craft.
Marine biologist Ian McDonald said the sounds from the defective transducer
mimicked those of a territorial whale. Patterson added the transducer may
have given faulty depth readings as well. Yacht skipper Geoff Whitlam said
he noticed no malfunction of the unit at all and remarked that at the time
of the attack the head was clogged and being unplugged. Tommy Woodcock,
aboard and unclogging the head at the time of attack added that the sound of
the pumping unit was quite strange as it was filled with toilet paper and a
unusually large grogen. "The grogen had fermented for about a day in the
escape chute" Woodcock asserted. "Perhaps the aquatic mammal recognized the
yacht as a whale giving birth to a mutated offspring and acted accordingly".
"Needless to say, it'll be a while before I patronize Rachel Carson's tuck
shop, I couldn't stomach strolling about with a trolley load of Aussie pies
and vegemide".



Simple Simon October 6th 03 09:57 PM

Faulty depth finder attributed to whale attack!!
 
Anybody running a depth sounder in water deep enough for large
whales deserves to be attacked.

S.Simon


"Sidney Greenstreet" wrote in message ink.net...
Sydney: Marine electronics technician A.E. Patterson has discovered that the
depth finder used aboard a sailboat that was attacked by a whale was faulty
and may have provoked the whale into attacking the craft.
Marine biologist Ian McDonald said the sounds from the defective transducer
mimicked those of a territorial whale. Patterson added the transducer may
have given faulty depth readings as well. Yacht skipper Geoff Whitlam said
he noticed no malfunction of the unit at all and remarked that at the time
of the attack the head was clogged and being unplugged. Tommy Woodcock,
aboard and unclogging the head at the time of attack added that the sound of
the pumping unit was quite strange as it was filled with toilet paper and a
unusually large grogen. "The grogen had fermented for about a day in the
escape chute" Woodcock asserted. "Perhaps the aquatic mammal recognized the
yacht as a whale giving birth to a mutated offspring and acted accordingly".
"Needless to say, it'll be a while before I patronize Rachel Carson's tuck
shop, I couldn't stomach strolling about with a trolley load of Aussie pies
and vegemide".





Jeff Morris October 7th 03 01:16 AM

Faulty depth finder attributed to whale attack!!
 
These pictures were taken in Stellwagen Bank in about 60 feet of water:
http://www.sv-loki.com/whales/




"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Anybody running a depth sounder in water deep enough for large
whales deserves to be attacked.

S.Simon


"Sidney Greenstreet" wrote in message

ink.net...
Sydney: Marine electronics technician A.E. Patterson has discovered that the
depth finder used aboard a sailboat that was attacked by a whale was faulty
and may have provoked the whale into attacking the craft.
Marine biologist Ian McDonald said the sounds from the defective transducer
mimicked those of a territorial whale. Patterson added the transducer may
have given faulty depth readings as well. Yacht skipper Geoff Whitlam said
he noticed no malfunction of the unit at all and remarked that at the time
of the attack the head was clogged and being unplugged. Tommy Woodcock,
aboard and unclogging the head at the time of attack added that the sound of
the pumping unit was quite strange as it was filled with toilet paper and a
unusually large grogen. "The grogen had fermented for about a day in the
escape chute" Woodcock asserted. "Perhaps the aquatic mammal recognized the
yacht as a whale giving birth to a mutated offspring and acted accordingly".
"Needless to say, it'll be a while before I patronize Rachel Carson's tuck
shop, I couldn't stomach strolling about with a trolley load of Aussie pies
and vegemide".







Simple Simon October 7th 03 01:25 AM

Faulty depth finder attributed to whale attack!!
 
In sixty feet of water a depth sounder tells you less than the
chart of the area.

S.Simon

"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message ...
These pictures were taken in Stellwagen Bank in about 60 feet of water:
http://www.sv-loki.com/whales/




"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Anybody running a depth sounder in water deep enough for large
whales deserves to be attacked.

S.Simon


"Sidney Greenstreet" wrote in message

ink.net...
Sydney: Marine electronics technician A.E. Patterson has discovered that the
depth finder used aboard a sailboat that was attacked by a whale was faulty
and may have provoked the whale into attacking the craft.
Marine biologist Ian McDonald said the sounds from the defective transducer
mimicked those of a territorial whale. Patterson added the transducer may
have given faulty depth readings as well. Yacht skipper Geoff Whitlam said
he noticed no malfunction of the unit at all and remarked that at the time
of the attack the head was clogged and being unplugged. Tommy Woodcock,
aboard and unclogging the head at the time of attack added that the sound of
the pumping unit was quite strange as it was filled with toilet paper and a
unusually large grogen. "The grogen had fermented for about a day in the
escape chute" Woodcock asserted. "Perhaps the aquatic mammal recognized the
yacht as a whale giving birth to a mutated offspring and acted accordingly".
"Needless to say, it'll be a while before I patronize Rachel Carson's tuck
shop, I couldn't stomach strolling about with a trolley load of Aussie pies
and vegemide".









Shen44 October 7th 03 02:04 AM

Faulty depth finder attributed to whale attack!!
 
Subject: Faulty depth finder attributed to whale attack!!
From: "Simple Simon"
Date: 10/06/2003 17:25 Pacific Standard Time
Message-id:

In sixty feet of water a depth sounder tells you less than the
chart of the area.

S.Simon


It's post like this which confirm Neal's lack of experience and amateur status
regarding navigation and actual, at sea time.

Shen

Jeff Morris October 7th 03 02:15 AM

Faulty depth finder attributed to whale attack!!
 
Is there some meaning to this statement? It sounds like gibberish to me!

-jeff "If nautical nonsense is something you wish/Then drop on the deck and flop like a
fish!"

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
In sixty feet of water a depth sounder tells you less than the
chart of the area.

S.Simon

"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message

...
These pictures were taken in Stellwagen Bank in about 60 feet of water:
http://www.sv-loki.com/whales/




"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Anybody running a depth sounder in water deep enough for large
whales deserves to be attacked.

S.Simon


"Sidney Greenstreet" wrote in message

ink.net...
Sydney: Marine electronics technician A.E. Patterson has discovered that the
depth finder used aboard a sailboat that was attacked by a whale was faulty
and may have provoked the whale into attacking the craft.
Marine biologist Ian McDonald said the sounds from the defective transducer
mimicked those of a territorial whale. Patterson added the transducer may
have given faulty depth readings as well. Yacht skipper Geoff Whitlam said
he noticed no malfunction of the unit at all and remarked that at the time
of the attack the head was clogged and being unplugged. Tommy Woodcock,
aboard and unclogging the head at the time of attack added that the sound of
the pumping unit was quite strange as it was filled with toilet paper and a
unusually large grogen. "The grogen had fermented for about a day in the
escape chute" Woodcock asserted. "Perhaps the aquatic mammal recognized the
yacht as a whale giving birth to a mutated offspring and acted accordingly".
"Needless to say, it'll be a while before I patronize Rachel Carson's tuck
shop, I couldn't stomach strolling about with a trolley load of Aussie pies
and vegemide".











Scott Vernon October 7th 03 02:32 AM

Faulty depth finder attributed to whale attack!!
 
There have been numerous whale sightings in 20' of water and within 1 mile
of City Island NY.

SV

"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...
These pictures were taken in Stellwagen Bank in about 60 feet of water:
http://www.sv-loki.com/whales/




"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Anybody running a depth sounder in water deep enough for large
whales deserves to be attacked.

S.Simon


"Sidney Greenstreet" wrote in message

ink.net...
Sydney: Marine electronics technician A.E. Patterson has discovered

that the
depth finder used aboard a sailboat that was attacked by a whale was

faulty
and may have provoked the whale into attacking the craft.
Marine biologist Ian McDonald said the sounds from the defective

transducer
mimicked those of a territorial whale. Patterson added the transducer

may
have given faulty depth readings as well. Yacht skipper Geoff Whitlam

said
he noticed no malfunction of the unit at all and remarked that at the

time
of the attack the head was clogged and being unplugged. Tommy

Woodcock,
aboard and unclogging the head at the time of attack added that the

sound of
the pumping unit was quite strange as it was filled with toilet paper

and a
unusually large grogen. "The grogen had fermented for about a day in

the
escape chute" Woodcock asserted. "Perhaps the aquatic mammal

recognized the
yacht as a whale giving birth to a mutated offspring and acted

accordingly".
"Needless to say, it'll be a while before I patronize Rachel Carson's

tuck
shop, I couldn't stomach strolling about with a trolley load of Aussie

pies
and vegemide".









Jonathan Ganz October 7th 03 05:06 AM

Faulty depth finder attributed to whale attack!!
 
Huh?? What planet are you on?

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
In sixty feet of water a depth sounder tells you less than the
chart of the area.

S.Simon

"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message

...
These pictures were taken in Stellwagen Bank in about 60 feet of water:
http://www.sv-loki.com/whales/




"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Anybody running a depth sounder in water deep enough for large
whales deserves to be attacked.

S.Simon


"Sidney Greenstreet" wrote in message

ink.net...
Sydney: Marine electronics technician A.E. Patterson has discovered

that the
depth finder used aboard a sailboat that was attacked by a whale was

faulty
and may have provoked the whale into attacking the craft.
Marine biologist Ian McDonald said the sounds from the defective

transducer
mimicked those of a territorial whale. Patterson added the

transducer may
have given faulty depth readings as well. Yacht skipper Geoff

Whitlam said
he noticed no malfunction of the unit at all and remarked that at

the time
of the attack the head was clogged and being unplugged. Tommy

Woodcock,
aboard and unclogging the head at the time of attack added that the

sound of
the pumping unit was quite strange as it was filled with toilet

paper and a
unusually large grogen. "The grogen had fermented for about a day

in the
escape chute" Woodcock asserted. "Perhaps the aquatic mammal

recognized the
yacht as a whale giving birth to a mutated offspring and acted

accordingly".
"Needless to say, it'll be a while before I patronize Rachel

Carson's tuck
shop, I couldn't stomach strolling about with a trolley load of

Aussie pies
and vegemide".











The Carrolls October 7th 03 05:46 AM

Faulty depth finder attributed to whale attack!!
 
Hay, you said " I don't ;ike to see readings on my depth sounder for
extended periods of time,..." I guess you also deserve to be attacked.
"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Anybody running a depth sounder in water deep enough for large
whales deserves to be attacked.

S.Simon


"Sidney Greenstreet" wrote in message

ink.net...
Sydney: Marine electronics technician A.E. Patterson has discovered that

the
depth finder used aboard a sailboat that was attacked by a whale was

faulty
and may have provoked the whale into attacking the craft.
Marine biologist Ian McDonald said the sounds from the defective

transducer
mimicked those of a territorial whale. Patterson added the transducer

may
have given faulty depth readings as well. Yacht skipper Geoff Whitlam

said
he noticed no malfunction of the unit at all and remarked that at the

time
of the attack the head was clogged and being unplugged. Tommy Woodcock,
aboard and unclogging the head at the time of attack added that the

sound of
the pumping unit was quite strange as it was filled with toilet paper

and a
unusually large grogen. "The grogen had fermented for about a day in

the
escape chute" Woodcock asserted. "Perhaps the aquatic mammal recognized

the
yacht as a whale giving birth to a mutated offspring and acted

accordingly".
"Needless to say, it'll be a while before I patronize Rachel Carson's

tuck
shop, I couldn't stomach strolling about with a trolley load of Aussie

pies
and vegemide".







Thom Stewart October 7th 03 03:45 PM

Faulty depth finder attributed to whale attack!!
 
Good Morning Simple,

Many of us SAILORS that sail among Whales use charts and depth finders
to get a location of exactly where we are on the chart. This is an
accepted practest in DED piloting.

We finally got a nice cleaning rain last night and we have about 5mph
wind at the house here. Waiting for my dog to wake up. We'll probabilly
spend the day out on the water. The Pilothouse will come into play. Nice
and dry and warm.

OT



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