You need to realize that I don't chase women. Unless they are
intelligent enough to come to me they simply miss out on a good
thing.

I'm hoping you're smart enough to realize how real sailors carry
on.

S.Simon - I exist and women who don't appreciate that simple
fact are too dumb for my attention and affection.


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message ...

"Simple Simon" wrote:
I'd be more than happy to give you a sailing lesson or two
sometime. (Won't even charge you!)

Hmm, can I trust you? I can get a ride over to the Bahamas anytime.

How long does it take to get from the Bahamas to the Florida Keys?

I won't charge you for teaching me how to sail. Isn't that sweet of
me? I checked out a two hour basic instruction on sailing, and now I
know that the terminology is much like the aviation industry.

Let me know when you are available.

I don't announce my plans on usenet. You will have to e-mail me...

LP ;-)

"Simple Simon" wrote:
You need to realize that I don't chase women. Unless they are
intelligent enough to come to me they simply miss out on a good
thing.

Like the poor little 15 year old girl? What was her IQ? LOL!

I'm hoping you're smart enough to realize how real sailors carry
on.

I catch on rather quickly...

S.Simon - I exist and women who don't appreciate that simple
fact are too dumb for my attention and affection.

Poor baby. I think I would prefer to go with Capt. Mooron to the
Virgin Islands anyday. I wouldn't need a bodyguard and a weapon, just
a bottle opener. hehee

LP

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message

| Poor baby. I think I would prefer to go with Capt. Mooron to the
| Virgin Islands anyday. I wouldn't need a bodyguard and a weapon, just
| a bottle opener. hehee

Darlin... you wouldn't even need a bottle opener.. I come equipped for your
leisure & pleasure. ;-)

CM