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Horvath October 1st 03 03:28 AM

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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 19:34:03 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Watch that liver. Next thing ya know you'll be testin
positive for Hep C or something.


I've been tested for all forms of Hepatitus. All results negative

Try Natural Lights. They taste pretty good for low alcohol
beer and you can get 'em for about five bucks a 12-pack


That's redneck rotgut. I won't touch it.

S.Simon - no liver damage at all.


"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 08:41:03 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Wrong! And, what's with the fake beer?


Liver damage. But the good news is that on my last blood test, my
liver was back to normal. I just can't drink so much anymore.




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Jonathan Ganz October 1st 03 04:47 AM

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Next time stay away from needles. You won't need
to be tested so thoroughly.

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 19:34:03 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Watch that liver. Next thing ya know you'll be testin
positive for Hep C or something.


I've been tested for all forms of Hepatitus. All results negative

Try Natural Lights. They taste pretty good for low alcohol
beer and you can get 'em for about five bucks a 12-pack


That's redneck rotgut. I won't touch it.

S.Simon - no liver damage at all.


"Horvath" wrote in message

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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 08:41:03 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Wrong! And, what's with the fake beer?

Liver damage. But the good news is that on my last blood test, my
liver was back to normal. I just can't drink so much anymore.




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Horvath October 1st 03 11:41 AM

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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 19:04:15 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Well, it might, but Horass is definitely a woman.


Must you continously post your sexual fantasies?




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Jonathan Ganz October 1st 03 05:07 PM

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You're the one who is soliciting guys on the newsgroup. Are you
going to stop making telephone calls too?

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 19:04:15 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Well, it might, but Horass is definitely a woman.


Must you continously post your sexual fantasies?




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NH_/\)_ October 1st 03 10:11 PM

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yes and you will soon have ice to chip for the brew's
as well

NH_/)_

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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You guys never sail to wonderful tropical islands so you'll never
be able to guess where this beach is. Anyone who guesses
correctly gets a case of his favorite brew.




S.Simon - a cruising sailor who goes places



Donal October 1st 03 11:07 PM

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"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 08:41:03 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Wrong! And, what's with the fake beer?


Liver damage. But the good news is that on my last blood test, my
liver was back to normal. I just can't drink so much anymore.


Huh? If your liver is back to normal, then you should be able to drink as
much as you used to!


Regards


Donal
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Jonathan Ganz October 2nd 03 12:35 AM

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Because his brain is also defective.

"Donal" wrote in message
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"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 08:41:03 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Wrong! And, what's with the fake beer?


Liver damage. But the good news is that on my last blood test, my
liver was back to normal. I just can't drink so much anymore.


Huh? If your liver is back to normal, then you should be able to drink

as
much as you used to!


Regards


Donal
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Horvath October 2nd 03 12:55 AM

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On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 23:07:27 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 08:41:03 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Wrong! And, what's with the fake beer?


Liver damage. But the good news is that on my last blood test, my
liver was back to normal. I just can't drink so much anymore.


Huh? If your liver is back to normal, then you should be able to drink as
much as you used to!


Then that would damage my liver again, wouldn't it?




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Jonathan Ganz October 2nd 03 01:03 AM

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Only if you drank excessively like the first time dufus.

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 23:07:27 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 08:41:03 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Wrong! And, what's with the fake beer?

Liver damage. But the good news is that on my last blood test, my
liver was back to normal. I just can't drink so much anymore.


Huh? If your liver is back to normal, then you should be able to drink

as
much as you used to!


Then that would damage my liver again, wouldn't it?




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe




Donal October 2nd 03 11:30 AM

Mystery Beach Photo Contest
 

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 23:07:27 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:
Huh? If your liver is back to normal, then you should be able to drink

as
much as you used to!


Then that would damage my liver again, wouldn't it?


How long did it take to damage your liver the last time?



Regards


Donal
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