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Horvath September 30th 03 12:11 AM

Mystery Beach Photo Contest
 
On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 14:33:09 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

You guys never sail to wonderful tropical islands so you'll never
be able to guess where this beach is. Anyone who guesses
correctly gets a case of his favorite brew.


Judging by the trees, I'd guess Ten Mile Beach, Michigan.

I'll take a case of O'douls.




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Jonathan Ganz September 30th 03 02:14 AM

Mystery Beach Photo Contest
 
Horass.... do you still believe that I don't own a boat???

Idiot!

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 14:33:09 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

You guys never sail to wonderful tropical islands so you'll never
be able to guess where this beach is. Anyone who guesses
correctly gets a case of his favorite brew.


Judging by the trees, I'd guess Ten Mile Beach, Michigan.

I'll take a case of O'douls.




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Horvath September 30th 03 11:39 AM

Mystery Beach Photo Contest
 
On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 18:14:52 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Horass.... do you still believe that I don't own a boat???


You said you didn't buy the Cal 20, dumbass.




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Simple Simon September 30th 03 01:41 PM

Mystery Beach Photo Contest
 
Wrong! And, what's with the fake beer?

"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 14:33:09 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

You guys never sail to wonderful tropical islands so you'll never
be able to guess where this beach is. Anyone who guesses
correctly gets a case of his favorite brew.


Judging by the trees, I'd guess Ten Mile Beach, Michigan.

I'll take a case of O'douls.




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe




Jonathan Ganz September 30th 03 05:52 PM

Mystery Beach Photo Contest
 
Show me the post. You're totally stupid. I said I didn't
buy the Cal 28.

Now that that mystery is solved, show us your tits.

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"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 18:14:52 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Horass.... do you still believe that I don't own a boat???


You said you didn't buy the Cal 20, dumbass.




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Scott Vernon September 30th 03 09:05 PM

Mystery Beach Photo Contest
 
Jon, do you have any idea how gay that sounds?


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote
Now that that mystery is solved, show us your tits.




Horvath October 1st 03 12:09 AM

Mystery Beach Photo Contest
 
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 09:52:30 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Show me the post. You're totally stupid. I said I didn't
buy the Cal 28.

Now that that mystery is solved, show us your tits.


Homo!




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Horvath October 1st 03 12:19 AM

Mystery Beach Photo Contest
 
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 08:41:03 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Wrong! And, what's with the fake beer?


Liver damage. But the good news is that on my last blood test, my
liver was back to normal. I just can't drink so much anymore.




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Simple Simon October 1st 03 12:34 AM

Mystery Beach Photo Contest
 
Watch that liver. Next thing ya know you'll be testin
positive for Hep C or something.

Try Natural Lights. They taste pretty good for low alcohol
beer and you can get 'em for about five bucks a 12-pack

S.Simon - no liver damage at all.


"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 08:41:03 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Wrong! And, what's with the fake beer?


Liver damage. But the good news is that on my last blood test, my
liver was back to normal. I just can't drink so much anymore.




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Jonathan Ganz October 1st 03 03:04 AM

Mystery Beach Photo Contest
 
Well, it might, but Horass is definitely a woman.

He (or should I say she) has tits. So why shouldn't
we get to see them?

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Jon, do you have any idea how gay that sounds?


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote
Now that that mystery is solved, show us your tits.






Horvath October 1st 03 03:28 AM

Mystery Beach Photo Contest
 
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 19:34:03 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Watch that liver. Next thing ya know you'll be testin
positive for Hep C or something.


I've been tested for all forms of Hepatitus. All results negative

Try Natural Lights. They taste pretty good for low alcohol
beer and you can get 'em for about five bucks a 12-pack


That's redneck rotgut. I won't touch it.

S.Simon - no liver damage at all.


"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 08:41:03 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Wrong! And, what's with the fake beer?


Liver damage. But the good news is that on my last blood test, my
liver was back to normal. I just can't drink so much anymore.




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe





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Jonathan Ganz October 1st 03 04:47 AM

Mystery Beach Photo Contest
 
Next time stay away from needles. You won't need
to be tested so thoroughly.

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 19:34:03 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Watch that liver. Next thing ya know you'll be testin
positive for Hep C or something.


I've been tested for all forms of Hepatitus. All results negative

Try Natural Lights. They taste pretty good for low alcohol
beer and you can get 'em for about five bucks a 12-pack


That's redneck rotgut. I won't touch it.

S.Simon - no liver damage at all.


"Horvath" wrote in message

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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 08:41:03 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Wrong! And, what's with the fake beer?

Liver damage. But the good news is that on my last blood test, my
liver was back to normal. I just can't drink so much anymore.




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe





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Horvath October 1st 03 11:41 AM

Mystery Beach Photo Contest
 
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 19:04:15 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Well, it might, but Horass is definitely a woman.


Must you continously post your sexual fantasies?




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Jonathan Ganz October 1st 03 05:07 PM

Mystery Beach Photo Contest
 
You're the one who is soliciting guys on the newsgroup. Are you
going to stop making telephone calls too?

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 19:04:15 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Well, it might, but Horass is definitely a woman.


Must you continously post your sexual fantasies?




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NH_/\)_ October 1st 03 10:11 PM

Mystery Beach Photo Contest
 
yes and you will soon have ice to chip for the brew's
as well

NH_/)_

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
You guys never sail to wonderful tropical islands so you'll never
be able to guess where this beach is. Anyone who guesses
correctly gets a case of his favorite brew.




S.Simon - a cruising sailor who goes places



Donal October 1st 03 11:07 PM

Mystery Beach Photo Contest
 

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 08:41:03 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Wrong! And, what's with the fake beer?


Liver damage. But the good news is that on my last blood test, my
liver was back to normal. I just can't drink so much anymore.


Huh? If your liver is back to normal, then you should be able to drink as
much as you used to!


Regards


Donal
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Jonathan Ganz October 2nd 03 12:35 AM

Mystery Beach Photo Contest
 
Because his brain is also defective.

"Donal" wrote in message
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"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 08:41:03 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Wrong! And, what's with the fake beer?


Liver damage. But the good news is that on my last blood test, my
liver was back to normal. I just can't drink so much anymore.


Huh? If your liver is back to normal, then you should be able to drink

as
much as you used to!


Regards


Donal
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Horvath October 2nd 03 12:55 AM

Mystery Beach Photo Contest
 
On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 23:07:27 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 08:41:03 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Wrong! And, what's with the fake beer?


Liver damage. But the good news is that on my last blood test, my
liver was back to normal. I just can't drink so much anymore.


Huh? If your liver is back to normal, then you should be able to drink as
much as you used to!


Then that would damage my liver again, wouldn't it?




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Jonathan Ganz October 2nd 03 01:03 AM

Mystery Beach Photo Contest
 
Only if you drank excessively like the first time dufus.

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 23:07:27 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 08:41:03 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Wrong! And, what's with the fake beer?

Liver damage. But the good news is that on my last blood test, my
liver was back to normal. I just can't drink so much anymore.


Huh? If your liver is back to normal, then you should be able to drink

as
much as you used to!


Then that would damage my liver again, wouldn't it?




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Donal October 2nd 03 11:30 AM

Mystery Beach Photo Contest
 

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 23:07:27 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:
Huh? If your liver is back to normal, then you should be able to drink

as
much as you used to!


Then that would damage my liver again, wouldn't it?


How long did it take to damage your liver the last time?



Regards


Donal
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Horvath October 3rd 03 12:04 AM

Mystery Beach Photo Contest
 
On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 11:30:31 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 23:07:27 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:
Huh? If your liver is back to normal, then you should be able to drink

as
much as you used to!


Then that would damage my liver again, wouldn't it?


How long did it take to damage your liver the last time?


All day.




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Donal October 3rd 03 05:45 PM

Mystery Beach Photo Contest
 

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 11:30:31 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:

How long did it take to damage your liver the last time?


All day.


I bet is was a damn good day???


Regards


Donal
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