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Can anybody here guess where this beach is? What is the name
of the island upon which it is found.

Anyone getting it right wins a case of their favorite brew. (beer)

I don't think I have to worry about shelling out for a case of beer
because nobody here ever sails to nice tropical settings like this.

http://www.homestead.com/captneal/fi...sterybeach.jpg


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The pink sand reminds me of Bermuda.


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Can anybody here guess where this beach is? What is the name
of the island upon which it is found.

Anyone getting it right wins a case of their favorite brew. (beer)

I don't think I have to worry about shelling out for a case of beer
because nobody here ever sails to nice tropical settings like this.

http://www.homestead.com/captneal/fi...sterybeach.jpg


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Bimini

Simple Simon wrote:
Can anybody here guess where this beach is? What is the name
of the island upon which it is found.

Anyone getting it right wins a case of their favorite brew. (beer)

I don't think I have to worry about shelling out for a case of beer
because nobody here ever sails to nice tropical settings like this.

http://www.homestead.com/captneal/fi...sterybeach.jpg


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It's not Bermuda.


"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message ...
The pink sand reminds me of Bermuda.


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Can anybody here guess where this beach is? What is the name
of the island upon which it is found.

Anyone getting it right wins a case of their favorite brew. (beer)

I don't think I have to worry about shelling out for a case of beer
because nobody here ever sails to nice tropical settings like this.

http://www.homestead.com/captneal/fi...sterybeach.jpg


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It's not Bimini.


"Kelton Joyner" wrote in message ...
Bimini

Simple Simon wrote:
Can anybody here guess where this beach is? What is the name
of the island upon which it is found.

Anyone getting it right wins a case of their favorite brew. (beer)

I don't think I have to worry about shelling out for a case of beer
because nobody here ever sails to nice tropical settings like this.

http://www.homestead.com/captneal/fi...sterybeach.jpg


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The Simple one's boat couldn't make it to Bermuda.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
Trains are a winter sport

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Then it must be Manjack Cay.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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It's not Bermuda.


"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...
The pink sand reminds me of Bermuda.


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Can anybody here guess where this beach is? What is the name
of the island upon which it is found.

Anyone getting it right wins a case of their favorite brew. (beer)

I don't think I have to worry about shelling out for a case of beer
because nobody here ever sails to nice tropical settings like this.

http://www.homestead.com/captneal/fi...sterybeach.jpg


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It's like Oahu, Hawaii. Look off in the distance.


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Can anybody here guess where this beach is? What is the name
of the island upon which it is found.

Anyone getting it right wins a case of their favorite brew. (beer)

I don't think I have to worry about shelling out for a case of beer
because nobody here ever sails to nice tropical settings like this.

http://www.homestead.com/captneal/fi...sterybeach.jpg


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On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 23:37:27 GMT, "jlrogers" wrote
this crap:

It's like Oahu, Hawaii. Look off in the distance.

Hawaii doesn't have any white sand.




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And you don't have any brain...

I'm still waiting to know if you really don't think I have a boat.

Come on Horass. We all make mistakes. Why not fess up.
It'll do you good. Of course, a diet will do you better....

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 23:37:27 GMT, "jlrogers" wrote
this crap:

It's like Oahu, Hawaii. Look off in the distance.

Hawaii doesn't have any white sand.




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Close but no banana.


"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message ...
Then it must be Manjack Cay.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
It's not Bermuda.


"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...
The pink sand reminds me of Bermuda.


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Can anybody here guess where this beach is? What is the name
of the island upon which it is found.

Anyone getting it right wins a case of their favorite brew. (beer)

I don't think I have to worry about shelling out for a case of beer
because nobody here ever sails to nice tropical settings like this.

http://www.homestead.com/captneal/fi...sterybeach.jpg


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Not even close!

"jlrogers" wrote in message ...
It's like Oahu, Hawaii. Look off in the distance.


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Can anybody here guess where this beach is? What is the name
of the island upon which it is found.

Anyone getting it right wins a case of their favorite brew. (beer)

I don't think I have to worry about shelling out for a case of beer
because nobody here ever sails to nice tropical settings like this.

http://www.homestead.com/captneal/fi...sterybeach.jpg


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Hey Simple,

Stop pulling our chain! that isn't a tropical beach at all. It looks
like a higher Latitude than the tropics. I'd say in the forties, maybe
high thirties.
Looking at the foliage makes me think of the Northwest but could be East
coast. The Tide line suggest mid-Atfanitic to lower New England.

The lack of surf and mountains kind of rules out the west coast.

Looking at the horizion, the picture also suggest it is located inside a
large bay, cut off from the Ocean by low headlands.
If I had to hazzard a guess, I'd say inside the area of the outer banks.

A pretty beach, The yellow sands also suggests mid-Atlantic.

Ole Thom

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Nobody's gonna get it so I'll tell. It was taken on the oceanside
of Great Guana Cay in the Abacos in the Bahamas The beach
shown is about a half mile south of Nippers bar. The outlying
reefs pretty much knock out any surf unless there's a 'cane out
east.

Jeff was only about 30 miles off with his guess. I'm beginning to
think Jeff is more of a sailor than I had given him credit for.

Adjust the color on your monitor. The sands are pink coral -
not yellow.

S.Simon - a beach bum at heart


"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ...
Hey Simple,

Stop pulling our chain! that isn't a tropical beach at all. It looks
like a higher Latitude than the tropics. I'd say in the forties, maybe
high thirties.
Looking at the foliage makes me think of the Northwest but could be East
coast. The Tide line suggest mid-Atfanitic to lower New England.

The lack of surf and mountains kind of rules out the west coast.

Looking at the horizion, the picture also suggest it is located inside a
large bay, cut off from the Ocean by low headlands.
If I had to hazzard a guess, I'd say inside the area of the outer banks.

A pretty beach, The yellow sands also suggests mid-Atlantic.

Ole Thom

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We all knew long ago.
;)

"Simple Simon" wrote

I'm beginning to
think Jeff is more of a sailor than I .

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Simple Simon wrote:

Jeff is more of a sailor than I had given him credit for.


See that Jeff? Even Simple can get something right now and again!

Cheers
Marty

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I must be doing something wrong. All I ever aspired to be is just another Putz.



"Martin Baxter" wrote in message ...
Simple Simon wrote:

Jeff is more of a sailor than I had given him credit for.


See that Jeff? Even Simple can get something right now and again!

Cheers
Marty

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"Simple Simon" wrote in message ...
Can anybody here guess where this beach is? What is the name
of the island upon which it is found.

Anyone getting it right wins a case of their favorite brew. (beer)

I don't think I have to worry about shelling out for a case of beer
because nobody here ever sails to nice tropical settings like this.

http://www.homestead.com/captneal/fi...sterybeach.jpg


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Turtle beach?

Joe

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"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...
I must be doing something wrong. All I ever aspired to be is just another
Putz.


Don't be so modest!


Regards


Donal
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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 11:48:06 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Nobody's gonna get it so I'll tell. It was taken on the oceanside
of Great Guana Cay in the Abacos in the Bahamas The beach
shown is about a half mile south of Nippers bar. The outlying
reefs pretty much knock out any surf unless there's a 'cane out
east.

Jeff was only about 30 miles off with his guess. I'm beginning to
think Jeff is more of a sailor than I had given him credit for.

Adjust the color on your monitor. The sands are pink coral -
not yellow.

It does look pink, but I just thought you were using a cheap camera.
There's not much tropical foliage in the pic, so I thought it was
further north.




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On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 14:46:57 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:


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Where can I get a list of nude beaches?

That's where i want to take my beautiful female fiance for our
honeymoon.




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I can show you a nude beach or two in Islamorada.

Bring her down to the Keys so maybe we could do a
threesome with her in the middle . . .

S.Simon


"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 14:46:57 -0400, "Simple Simon"
That's where i want to take my beautiful female fiance for our
honeymoon.

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Just like you thought I don't have a Cal 20?

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 11:48:06 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Nobody's gonna get it so I'll tell. It was taken on the oceanside
of Great Guana Cay in the Abacos in the Bahamas The beach
shown is about a half mile south of Nippers bar. The outlying
reefs pretty much knock out any surf unless there's a 'cane out
east.

Jeff was only about 30 miles off with his guess. I'm beginning to
think Jeff is more of a sailor than I had given him credit for.

Adjust the color on your monitor. The sands are pink coral -
not yellow.

It does look pink, but I just thought you were using a cheap camera.
There's not much tropical foliage in the pic, so I thought it was
further north.




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Take her to the same place you took your beautiful male
fiance.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 14:46:57 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:


S.Simon - knows where the good beaches are


Where can I get a list of nude beaches?

That's where i want to take my beautiful female fiance for our
honeymoon.




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Neal, I didn't know you were gay... unless you're under
the illusion that Horass actually has a female companion
that's human.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I can show you a nude beach or two in Islamorada.

Bring her down to the Keys so maybe we could do a
threesome with her in the middle . . .

S.Simon


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 14:46:57 -0400, "Simple Simon"
That's where i want to take my beautiful female fiance for our
honeymoon.

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I believe Horvath when he claims to know many sexy women.

I have discovered, to my chagrin, that many women these days
seem to have an inordinate attraction to feminin-looking men like
Horvath. You know, sort of soft,round and pudgy in the face with tits
as big as most teenage girls. I think women have been brainwashed
to actually fear manly men like you and I. They would rather boink
men who look and act like women. They are conditioned to fear
real men by the libbers.

S.Simon - trying to find a suitable Chinese or Viet Namese woman
who loves to sail - they know how to worship a real man.


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ...
Neal, I didn't know you were gay... unless you're under
the illusion that Horass actually has a female companion
that's human.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I can show you a nude beach or two in Islamorada.

Bring her down to the Keys so maybe we could do a
threesome with her in the middle . . .

S.Simon


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 14:46:57 -0400, "Simple Simon"
That's where i want to take my beautiful female fiance for our
honeymoon.

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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 19:23:05 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

I can show you a nude beach or two in Islamorada.

Bring her down to the Keys so maybe we could do a
threesome with her in the middle . . .

I don't think so. Besides, I heard you like those 15 yr. olds.


S.Simon


"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 14:46:57 -0400, "Simple Simon"
That's where i want to take my beautiful female fiance for our
honeymoon.





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"Horvath" wrote in message ...
I don't think so. Besides, I heard you like those 15 yr. olds.


Like 'em? I LOVE 'em!

S.Simon

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Where can I get a list of nude beaches?

That's where i want to take my beautiful female fiance for our
honeymoon.

Isle Royale would be a great place for you to go...especially in =
February...I heard the wolves hate picking clothing from between their =
teeth so using the nude beach there would be a really great =
environmental offering on your part....

--=20
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"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Yeah, that's probably true. Now if he would just stop making
those telephone calls...

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I believe Horvath when he claims to know many sexy women.

I have discovered, to my chagrin, that many women these days
seem to have an inordinate attraction to feminin-looking men like
Horvath. You know, sort of soft,round and pudgy in the face with tits
as big as most teenage girls. I think women have been brainwashed
to actually fear manly men like you and I. They would rather boink
men who look and act like women. They are conditioned to fear
real men by the libbers.

S.Simon - trying to find a suitable Chinese or Viet Namese woman
who loves to sail - they know how to worship a real man.


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Neal, I didn't know you were gay... unless you're under
the illusion that Horass actually has a female companion
that's human.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I can show you a nude beach or two in Islamorada.

Bring her down to the Keys so maybe we could do a
threesome with her in the middle . . .

S.Simon


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 14:46:57 -0400, "Simple Simon"
That's where i want to take my beautiful female fiance for our
honeymoon.

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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 22:49:16 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message ...
I don't think so. Besides, I heard you like those 15 yr. olds.


Like 'em? I LOVE 'em!

S.Simon


Pervert! I hope you also love big burley guys named, "Bubba."
Because that's going to be your next beeyotch.




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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 19:02:37 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Take her to the same place you took your beautiful male
fiance.

Must you turn everything into your homosexual fantasies?




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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 22:30:16 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

I believe Horvath when he claims to know many sexy women.

I have discovered, to my chagrin, that many women these days
seem to have an inordinate attraction to feminin-looking men like
Horvath. You know, sort of soft,round and pudgy in the face with tits
as big as most teenage girls.

Where do you get that picture? I'm six feet tall, broad shoulders,
and a 32" waist. I was once a New York fashion model.

I think women have been brainwashed
to actually fear manly men like you and I. They would rather boink
men who look and act like women. They are conditioned to fear
real men by the libbers.

You wish! They would be all over you.




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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 23:01:00 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Where can I get a list of nude beaches?

That's where i want to take my beautiful female fiance for our
honeymoon.

Isle Royale would be a great place for you to go...especially in February...I heard the wolves hate picking clothing from between their teeth so using the nude beach there would be a really great environmental offering on your part....


At least I wouldn't have to scroll right, because somebody is too
stupid to set her word wrap.




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Horvath wrote:

I'm six feet tall, broad shoulders,
and a 32" waist. I was once a New York fashion model.


So you are pleased with the reassignment surgery then?

Cheers
Marty

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Stupid bottom poster!

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 23:01:00 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Where can I get a list of nude beaches?

That's where i want to take my beautiful female fiance for our
honeymoon.

Isle Royale would be a great place for you to go...especially in
February...I heard the wolves hate picking clothing from between their teeth
so using the nude beach there would be a really great environmental offering
on your part....


At least I wouldn't have to scroll right, because somebody is too
stupid to set her word wrap.




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"Horbath" Turd@NO BRAINS.com wrote this crap:

I have to scroll right, because I'm too
stupid to set my news reader.


Zero@NO BRAINS.net

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I guess he isn't.

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Horvath wrote:

I'm six feet tall, broad shoulders,
and a 32" waist. I was once a New York fashion model.


So you are pleased with the reassignment surgery then?

Cheers
Marty

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Sounds like a volunteer...

Yikes Neal, you better get going on your cruise while
you can still walk.

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 22:49:16 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
I don't think so. Besides, I heard you like those 15 yr. olds.


Like 'em? I LOVE 'em!

S.Simon


Pervert! I hope you also love big burley guys named, "Bubba."
Because that's going to be your next beeyotch.




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Did you actually read your post to Neal before you
pressed send???

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 19:02:37 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Take her to the same place you took your beautiful male
fiance.

Must you turn everything into your homosexual fantasies?




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