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Horvath October 1st 03 12:16 AM

Photo Contest - identify this beach
 
On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 14:46:57 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:


S.Simon - knows where the good beaches are


Where can I get a list of nude beaches?

That's where i want to take my beautiful female fiance for our
honeymoon.




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Simple Simon October 1st 03 12:23 AM

Photo Contest - identify this beach
 
I can show you a nude beach or two in Islamorada.

Bring her down to the Keys so maybe we could do a
threesome with her in the middle . . .

S.Simon


"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 14:46:57 -0400, "Simple Simon"
That's where i want to take my beautiful female fiance for our

honeymoon.




Jonathan Ganz October 1st 03 03:02 AM

Photo Contest - identify this beach
 

Just like you thought I don't have a Cal 20?

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 11:48:06 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Nobody's gonna get it so I'll tell. It was taken on the oceanside
of Great Guana Cay in the Abacos in the Bahamas The beach
shown is about a half mile south of Nippers bar. The outlying
reefs pretty much knock out any surf unless there's a 'cane out
east.

Jeff was only about 30 miles off with his guess. I'm beginning to
think Jeff is more of a sailor than I had given him credit for.

Adjust the color on your monitor. The sands are pink coral -
not yellow.


It does look pink, but I just thought you were using a cheap camera.
There's not much tropical foliage in the pic, so I thought it was
further north.




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Jonathan Ganz October 1st 03 03:02 AM

Photo Contest - identify this beach
 
Take her to the same place you took your beautiful male
fiance.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 14:46:57 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:


S.Simon - knows where the good beaches are


Where can I get a list of nude beaches?

That's where i want to take my beautiful female fiance for our
honeymoon.




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe




Jonathan Ganz October 1st 03 03:03 AM

Photo Contest - identify this beach
 
Neal, I didn't know you were gay... unless you're under
the illusion that Horass actually has a female companion
that's human.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I can show you a nude beach or two in Islamorada.

Bring her down to the Keys so maybe we could do a
threesome with her in the middle . . .

S.Simon


"Horvath" wrote in message

...
On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 14:46:57 -0400, "Simple Simon"
That's where i want to take my beautiful female fiance for our

honeymoon.






Simple Simon October 1st 03 03:30 AM

Photo Contest - identify this beach
 
I believe Horvath when he claims to know many sexy women.

I have discovered, to my chagrin, that many women these days
seem to have an inordinate attraction to feminin-looking men like
Horvath. You know, sort of soft,round and pudgy in the face with tits
as big as most teenage girls. I think women have been brainwashed
to actually fear manly men like you and I. They would rather boink
men who look and act like women. They are conditioned to fear
real men by the libbers.

S.Simon - trying to find a suitable Chinese or Viet Namese woman
who loves to sail - they know how to worship a real man.


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ...
Neal, I didn't know you were gay... unless you're under
the illusion that Horass actually has a female companion
that's human.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I can show you a nude beach or two in Islamorada.

Bring her down to the Keys so maybe we could do a
threesome with her in the middle . . .

S.Simon


"Horvath" wrote in message

...
On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 14:46:57 -0400, "Simple Simon"
That's where i want to take my beautiful female fiance for our
honeymoon.








Horvath October 1st 03 03:30 AM

Photo Contest - identify this beach
 
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 19:23:05 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

I can show you a nude beach or two in Islamorada.

Bring her down to the Keys so maybe we could do a
threesome with her in the middle . . .


I don't think so. Besides, I heard you like those 15 yr. olds.


S.Simon


"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 14:46:57 -0400, "Simple Simon"
That's where i want to take my beautiful female fiance for our

honeymoon.





This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe

Simple Simon October 1st 03 03:49 AM

Photo Contest - identify this beach
 

"Horvath" wrote in message ...
I don't think so. Besides, I heard you like those 15 yr. olds.



Like 'em? I LOVE 'em!

S.Simon



katysails October 1st 03 04:01 AM

Photo Contest - identify this beach
 
Where can I get a list of nude beaches?

That's where i want to take my beautiful female fiance for our
honeymoon.

Isle Royale would be a great place for you to go...especially in =
February...I heard the wolves hate picking clothing from between their =
teeth so using the nude beach there would be a really great =
environmental offering on your part....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Jonathan Ganz October 1st 03 04:46 AM

Photo Contest - identify this beach
 
Yeah, that's probably true. Now if he would just stop making
those telephone calls...

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I believe Horvath when he claims to know many sexy women.

I have discovered, to my chagrin, that many women these days
seem to have an inordinate attraction to feminin-looking men like
Horvath. You know, sort of soft,round and pudgy in the face with tits
as big as most teenage girls. I think women have been brainwashed
to actually fear manly men like you and I. They would rather boink
men who look and act like women. They are conditioned to fear
real men by the libbers.

S.Simon - trying to find a suitable Chinese or Viet Namese woman
who loves to sail - they know how to worship a real man.


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

...
Neal, I didn't know you were gay... unless you're under
the illusion that Horass actually has a female companion
that's human.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I can show you a nude beach or two in Islamorada.

Bring her down to the Keys so maybe we could do a
threesome with her in the middle . . .

S.Simon


"Horvath" wrote in message

...
On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 14:46:57 -0400, "Simple Simon"
That's where i want to take my beautiful female fiance for our
honeymoon.











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