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Joe Butcher climbed out of that rusting iron gondola in which he lives,
squints, rubs his eyes in the bright sunlight and goes on to the Piggly Wiggly to cut cardboard boxes for some liquor money. He's off on another gin run for the femme fatal, Mys Terry the mermaid. She's passed out on the dinette with a cigarette burning a hole through the cushion - again. She lost her job as a stripper over at the strip joint. A tooth flew out of her mouth, landing in a customers drink, she frequently farts while bending over and there's many complaints about her deep purple and blue stretch marks, customers remark it looks like tropical fish skin. Life in the aquatic trailer park has been hard. Living in a marshland at the end of NASA road is definitely low rent. The water is calm and the boat sits rock steady, not due to hull form but rather because the bilge is laden with used cat litter. Joe waits patiently for the next hurricane so he can salvage a downed utility pole for a mast. Terry suffers frequent head pains since getting her big hair stuck in a ceiling fan. She also has incurable hiccups. Her breast implant shifted a good six inches when she fell over in the Wal Mart parking lot. Jow dreams of buying a Higgins boat to run a trash route about the local marinas. He's got a good spot in the local marsh to dump the stuff. |
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Amusing.
Cheers MC Sidney Greenstreet wrote: Joe Butcher climbed out of that rusting iron gondola in which he lives, squints, rubs his eyes in the bright sunlight and goes on to the Piggly Wiggly to cut cardboard boxes for some liquor money. He's off on another gin run for the femme fatal, Mys Terry the mermaid. She's passed out on the dinette with a cigarette burning a hole through the cushion - again. She lost her job as a stripper over at the strip joint. A tooth flew out of her mouth, landing in a customers drink, she frequently farts while bending over and there's many complaints about her deep purple and blue stretch marks, customers remark it looks like tropical fish skin. Life in the aquatic trailer park has been hard. Living in a marshland at the end of NASA road is definitely low rent. The water is calm and the boat sits rock steady, not due to hull form but rather because the bilge is laden with used cat litter. Joe waits patiently for the next hurricane so he can salvage a downed utility pole for a mast. Terry suffers frequent head pains since getting her big hair stuck in a ceiling fan. She also has incurable hiccups. Her breast implant shifted a good six inches when she fell over in the Wal Mart parking lot. Jow dreams of buying a Higgins boat to run a trash route about the local marinas. He's got a good spot in the local marsh to dump the stuff. |
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"Sidney Greenstreet" wrote in message ink.net...
PHATOOEE. Neil, your trools are lacking in quality and orginality. About up to par with your little baby licences and banana day sailer your limited intelligence and meager postal retirement affords you. Now take your greasy self and go back to dry humpin your blow-up women. Joe MSV RedCloud - a real sailing vessel and liveaboard, not some crappy crusty barnnicle laiden **** yellow plastic daysailor. |
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I didn't know Gilly also had a crappy crusty barnnicle laiden **** yellow plastic
daysailor. I thought Neal was the only one with such bad taste. Maybe there's a whole fleet of crappy crusty barnnicle laiden **** yellow plastic daysailors out there! "Joe Butcher" wrote in message om... "Sidney Greenstreet" wrote in message ink.net... PHATOOEE. Neil, your trools are lacking in quality and orginality. About up to par with your little baby licences and banana day sailer your limited intelligence and meager postal retirement affords you. Now take your greasy self and go back to dry humpin your blow-up women. Joe MSV RedCloud - a real sailing vessel and liveaboard, not some crappy crusty barnnicle laiden **** yellow plastic daysailor. |
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Wrong fisherman. Right catch.
"Joe Butcher" wrote in message om... "Sidney Greenstreet" wrote in message ink.net... PHATOOEE. Neil, your trools are lacking in quality and orginality. About up to par with your little baby licences and banana day sailer your limited intelligence and meager postal retirement affords you. Now take your greasy self and go back to dry humpin your blow-up women. Joe MSV RedCloud - a real sailing vessel and liveaboard, not some crappy crusty barnnicle laiden **** yellow plastic daysailor. |
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I didn't know Gilly also had a crappy crusty barnnicle laiden **** =
yellow plastic daysailor. =20 Gilly's is sunburnt dayglo orange....a little better than raccoon poop = yellow, but not much.... --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...
Wrong fisherman. Right catch. Who's fishing then Scotty? Only the famos Neil admits to greensheets. Word is you got rid of your McGregor speed/sailboat congrads, that's got to feel good. Joe "Joe Butcher" wrote in message om... "Sidney Greenstreet" wrote in message ink.net... PHATOOEE. Neil, your trools are lacking in quality and orginality. About up to par with your little baby licences and banana day sailer your limited intelligence and meager postal retirement affords you. Now take your greasy self and go back to dry humpin your blow-up women. Joe MSV RedCloud - a real sailing vessel and liveaboard, not some crappy crusty barnnicle laiden **** yellow plastic daysailor. |
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Hello Joe. How've ya been? My Mac was not the ill fated 'X' power boat. I
had the older, classic, real sailboat. In truth, I miss her sometimes. Lots of good memories. Anyway, got a bigger (30') more comfy boat. Still, sailing is sailing, just got more room to stretch out now (and for more stores). Scotty S/V Lisa Marie Balt. MD USA "Joe" wrote in message m... "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... Wrong fisherman. Right catch. Who's fishing then Scotty? Only the famos Neil admits to greensheets. Word is you got rid of your McGregor speed/sailboat congrads, that's got to feel good. Joe "Joe Butcher" wrote in message om... "Sidney Greenstreet" wrote in message ink.net... PHATOOEE. Neil, your trools are lacking in quality and orginality. About up to par with your little baby licences and banana day sailer your limited intelligence and meager postal retirement affords you. Now take your greasy self and go back to dry humpin your blow-up women. Joe MSV RedCloud - a real sailing vessel and liveaboard, not some crappy crusty barnnicle laiden **** yellow plastic daysailor. |
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