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Sidney Greenstreet September 25th 03 02:08 AM

Joe Butcher returns
 
Joe Butcher climbed out of that rusting iron gondola in which he lives,
squints, rubs his eyes in the bright sunlight and goes on to the Piggly
Wiggly to cut cardboard boxes for some liquor money.

He's off on another gin run for the femme fatal, Mys Terry the mermaid.
She's passed out on the dinette with a cigarette burning a hole through the
cushion - again. She lost her job as a stripper over at the strip joint. A
tooth flew out of her mouth, landing in a customers drink, she frequently
farts while bending over and there's many complaints about her deep purple
and blue stretch marks, customers remark it looks like tropical fish skin.

Life in the aquatic trailer park has been hard. Living in a marshland at the
end of NASA road is definitely low rent. The water is calm and the boat sits
rock steady, not due to hull form but rather because the bilge is laden with
used cat litter. Joe waits patiently for the next hurricane so he can
salvage a downed utility pole for a mast.

Terry suffers frequent head pains since getting her big hair stuck in a
ceiling fan. She also has incurable hiccups. Her breast implant shifted a
good six inches when she fell over in the Wal Mart parking lot. Jow dreams
of buying a Higgins boat to run a trash route about the local marinas. He's
got a good spot in the local marsh to dump the stuff.



The_navigator© September 25th 03 04:48 AM

Joe Butcher returns
 
Amusing.

Cheers MC

Sidney Greenstreet wrote:
Joe Butcher climbed out of that rusting iron gondola in which he lives,
squints, rubs his eyes in the bright sunlight and goes on to the Piggly
Wiggly to cut cardboard boxes for some liquor money.

He's off on another gin run for the femme fatal, Mys Terry the mermaid.
She's passed out on the dinette with a cigarette burning a hole through the
cushion - again. She lost her job as a stripper over at the strip joint. A
tooth flew out of her mouth, landing in a customers drink, she frequently
farts while bending over and there's many complaints about her deep purple
and blue stretch marks, customers remark it looks like tropical fish skin.

Life in the aquatic trailer park has been hard. Living in a marshland at the
end of NASA road is definitely low rent. The water is calm and the boat sits
rock steady, not due to hull form but rather because the bilge is laden with
used cat litter. Joe waits patiently for the next hurricane so he can
salvage a downed utility pole for a mast.

Terry suffers frequent head pains since getting her big hair stuck in a
ceiling fan. She also has incurable hiccups. Her breast implant shifted a
good six inches when she fell over in the Wal Mart parking lot. Jow dreams
of buying a Higgins boat to run a trash route about the local marinas. He's
got a good spot in the local marsh to dump the stuff.




Joe Butcher September 25th 03 04:11 PM

Joe Butcher returns
 
"Sidney Greenstreet" wrote in message ink.net...


PHATOOEE.

Neil, your trools are lacking in quality and orginality.

About up to par with your little baby licences and banana day sailer
your limited intelligence and meager postal retirement affords you.

Now take your greasy self and go back to dry humpin your blow-up
women.

Joe
MSV RedCloud - a real sailing vessel and liveaboard, not some crappy
crusty barnnicle laiden **** yellow plastic daysailor.

Jeff Morris September 25th 03 04:22 PM

Joe Butcher returns
 
I didn't know Gilly also had a crappy crusty barnnicle laiden **** yellow plastic
daysailor. I thought Neal was the only one with such bad taste. Maybe there's a whole
fleet of crappy crusty barnnicle laiden **** yellow plastic daysailors out there!



"Joe Butcher" wrote in message
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"Sidney Greenstreet" wrote in message

ink.net...


PHATOOEE.

Neil, your trools are lacking in quality and orginality.

About up to par with your little baby licences and banana day sailer
your limited intelligence and meager postal retirement affords you.

Now take your greasy self and go back to dry humpin your blow-up
women.

Joe
MSV RedCloud - a real sailing vessel and liveaboard, not some crappy
crusty barnnicle laiden **** yellow plastic daysailor.




Scott Vernon September 25th 03 08:50 PM

Joe Butcher returns
 
Wrong fisherman. Right catch.


"Joe Butcher" wrote in message
om...
"Sidney Greenstreet" wrote in message

ink.net...


PHATOOEE.

Neil, your trools are lacking in quality and orginality.

About up to par with your little baby licences and banana day sailer
your limited intelligence and meager postal retirement affords you.

Now take your greasy self and go back to dry humpin your blow-up
women.

Joe
MSV RedCloud - a real sailing vessel and liveaboard, not some crappy
crusty barnnicle laiden **** yellow plastic daysailor.




katysails September 25th 03 10:58 PM

Joe Butcher returns
 
I didn't know Gilly also had a crappy crusty barnnicle laiden **** =
yellow plastic
daysailor. =20

Gilly's is sunburnt dayglo orange....a little better than raccoon poop =
yellow, but not much....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Joe September 26th 03 02:46 AM

Joe Butcher returns
 
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...
Wrong fisherman. Right catch.


Who's fishing then Scotty?
Only the famos Neil admits to greensheets.

Word is you got rid of your McGregor speed/sailboat congrads, that's
got to feel good.

Joe


"Joe Butcher" wrote in message
om...
"Sidney Greenstreet" wrote in message

ink.net...


PHATOOEE.

Neil, your trools are lacking in quality and orginality.

About up to par with your little baby licences and banana day sailer
your limited intelligence and meager postal retirement affords you.

Now take your greasy self and go back to dry humpin your blow-up
women.

Joe
MSV RedCloud - a real sailing vessel and liveaboard, not some crappy
crusty barnnicle laiden **** yellow plastic daysailor.


Scott Vernon September 26th 03 02:57 AM

Joe Butcher returns
 
Hello Joe. How've ya been? My Mac was not the ill fated 'X' power boat. I
had the older, classic, real sailboat. In truth, I miss her sometimes.
Lots of good memories. Anyway, got a bigger (30') more comfy boat. Still,
sailing is sailing, just got more room to stretch out now (and for more
stores).


Scotty
S/V Lisa Marie
Balt. MD USA




"Joe" wrote in message
m...
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

...
Wrong fisherman. Right catch.


Who's fishing then Scotty?
Only the famos Neil admits to greensheets.

Word is you got rid of your McGregor speed/sailboat congrads, that's
got to feel good.

Joe


"Joe Butcher" wrote in message
om...
"Sidney Greenstreet" wrote in message

ink.net...


PHATOOEE.

Neil, your trools are lacking in quality and orginality.

About up to par with your little baby licences and banana day sailer
your limited intelligence and meager postal retirement affords you.

Now take your greasy self and go back to dry humpin your blow-up
women.

Joe
MSV RedCloud - a real sailing vessel and liveaboard, not some crappy
crusty barnnicle laiden **** yellow plastic daysailor.





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