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Horvath September 24th 03 11:55 AM

Hungarian Love
 
Looks like turanians really believe that platonic love is like an
inactive volcano .:)

"The survey, published yesterday, showed Hungarian lovers enjoyed sex
152 times a year. The French - fiercely proud of their sexual prowess
-
only managed 144 performances a year with the Australians having sex
125
times a year.

The Italians and Spanish lagged even further with scores of 119 and
123
times a year, while Americans make love an average of 118 times a year
and Germans 120.

"Bedtime in Budapest is the most passionate of all," Durex said in its
survey.





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sv \Sensoria\ September 24th 03 12:03 PM

Hungarian Love
 
After high school I did the required back-pack through Europe....
Hungarian Chicks were impossible to pick up...believe me we tried
everything.....every other European country you had to beat them off with a
stick......go figure....

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
Looks like turanians really believe that platonic love is like an
inactive volcano .:)

"The survey, published yesterday, showed Hungarian lovers enjoyed sex
152 times a year. The French - fiercely proud of their sexual prowess
-
only managed 144 performances a year with the Australians having sex
125
times a year.

The Italians and Spanish lagged even further with scores of 119 and
123
times a year, while Americans make love an average of 118 times a year
and Germans 120.

"Bedtime in Budapest is the most passionate of all," Durex said in its
survey.





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Horvath September 25th 03 12:49 AM

Hungarian Love
 
On Wed, 24 Sep 2003 08:03:23 -0300, "sv \"Sensoria\""
wrote this crap:

After high school I did the required back-pack through Europe....
Hungarian Chicks were impossible to pick up...believe me we tried
everything.....every other European country you had to beat them off with a
stick......go figure....


You have to shower before Hungarian chicks will get close to you.


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
Looks like turanians really believe that platonic love is like an
inactive volcano .:)

"The survey, published yesterday, showed Hungarian lovers enjoyed sex
152 times a year. The French - fiercely proud of their sexual prowess
-
only managed 144 performances a year with the Australians having sex
125
times a year.

The Italians and Spanish lagged even further with scores of 119 and
123
times a year, while Americans make love an average of 118 times a year
and Germans 120.

"Bedtime in Budapest is the most passionate of all," Durex said in its
survey.





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Jonathan Ganz September 25th 03 12:52 AM

Hungarian Love
 
And, he speaks from experience, except that you should
substitute the word "anyone" for "Hungarian chicks."

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 24 Sep 2003 08:03:23 -0300, "sv \"Sensoria\""
wrote this crap:

After high school I did the required back-pack through Europe....
Hungarian Chicks were impossible to pick up...believe me we tried
everything.....every other European country you had to beat them off with

a
stick......go figure....


You have to shower before Hungarian chicks will get close to you.


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
Looks like turanians really believe that platonic love is like an
inactive volcano .:)

"The survey, published yesterday, showed Hungarian lovers enjoyed sex
152 times a year. The French - fiercely proud of their sexual prowess
-
only managed 144 performances a year with the Australians having sex
125
times a year.

The Italians and Spanish lagged even further with scores of 119 and
123
times a year, while Americans make love an average of 118 times a year
and Germans 120.

"Bedtime in Budapest is the most passionate of all," Durex said in its
survey.





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Capt. Mooron September 25th 03 01:21 AM

Hungarian Love
 
They were only poling the women Horvath... everybody knows those Hungarian
girls will bend over for a penny. The French girls carry their own penny and
drop it on a wink.

Meanwhile you're bragging about paying for it because God cursed you with
breasts.

CM


"Horvath" wrote in message
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| Looks like turanians really believe that platonic love is like an
| inactive volcano .:)
|
| "The survey, published yesterday, showed Hungarian lovers enjoyed sex
| 152 times a year. The French - fiercely proud of their sexual prowess
| -
| only managed 144 performances a year with the Australians having sex
| 125
| times a year.
|
| The Italians and Spanish lagged even further with scores of 119 and
| 123
| times a year, while Americans make love an average of 118 times a year
| and Germans 120.
|
| "Bedtime in Budapest is the most passionate of all," Durex said in its
| survey.
|
|
|
|
|
| This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe



Horvath September 25th 03 05:00 AM

Hungarian Love
 
On Wed, 24 Sep 2003 21:21:37 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:

They were only poling the women Horvath... everybody knows those Hungarian
girls will bend over for a penny. The French girls carry their own penny and
drop it on a wink.

Meanwhile you're bragging about paying for it because God cursed you with
breasts.


Who says I pay for it?


CM


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
| Looks like turanians really believe that platonic love is like an
| inactive volcano .:)
|
| "The survey, published yesterday, showed Hungarian lovers enjoyed sex
| 152 times a year. The French - fiercely proud of their sexual prowess
| -
| only managed 144 performances a year with the Australians having sex
| 125
| times a year.
|
| The Italians and Spanish lagged even further with scores of 119 and
| 123
| times a year, while Americans make love an average of 118 times a year
| and Germans 120.
|
| "Bedtime in Budapest is the most passionate of all," Durex said in its
| survey.
|
|
|
|
|
| This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe




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Jonathan Ganz September 25th 03 06:34 AM

Hungarian Love
 
You paid for it by spending too much money on too much food.
Slow down and your breasts will get smaller.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 24 Sep 2003 21:21:37 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:

They were only poling the women Horvath... everybody knows those

Hungarian
girls will bend over for a penny. The French girls carry their own penny

and
drop it on a wink.

Meanwhile you're bragging about paying for it because God cursed you with
breasts.


Who says I pay for it?


CM


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
| Looks like turanians really believe that platonic love is like an
| inactive volcano .:)
|
| "The survey, published yesterday, showed Hungarian lovers enjoyed sex
| 152 times a year. The French - fiercely proud of their sexual prowess
| -
| only managed 144 performances a year with the Australians having sex
| 125
| times a year.
|
| The Italians and Spanish lagged even further with scores of 119 and
| 123
| times a year, while Americans make love an average of 118 times a year
| and Germans 120.
|
| "Bedtime in Budapest is the most passionate of all," Durex said in its
| survey.
|
|
|
|
|
| This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe




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Horvath September 25th 03 12:09 PM

Hungarian Love
 
On Wed, 24 Sep 2003 22:34:59 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

You paid for it by spending too much money on too much food.


I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money on booze,
women, porn, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.


Meanwhile you're bragging about paying for it because God cursed you with
breasts.


Who says I pay for it?


CM



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Bobsprit September 25th 03 12:24 PM

Hungarian Love
 
I spend most of my money on booze,
women, porn, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

You waste all of it.

RB

Jonathan Ganz September 25th 03 06:41 PM

Hungarian Love
 
And, you're a liar. You already said you don't drink. If so, why
do you spend your money on booze? Is that so you can get
your potential boyfriends drunk?

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 24 Sep 2003 22:34:59 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

You paid for it by spending too much money on too much food.


I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money on booze,
women, porn, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.


Meanwhile you're bragging about paying for it because God cursed you

with
breasts.

Who says I pay for it?


CM



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