Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 27 Sep 2003 08:43:05 -0300, Capt. Mooron
posted:


"Des Higgins" wrote in message

| Ok Sorry Doug; you are right. He is the single saddest weirdest usenet
| looney I have seen in 13 years of using newsgroups.

Bertie has become what he hated most..... he started out hunting down
loonies and has become one. It's a sad tale of noble purpose corrupted by
blind ambition. His penance is his addiction to his task.....

CM

Get out of the Flonk, moron!

--
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CEO Alcatroll Labs Inc.

"Des Higgins" wrote in
:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
ws.com...
"Fr. Des" wrote in
:


Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
"Fr. Des" wrote in
:


(Chris Hedley) wrote:
According to Fr. Des :
you could learn
to play a musical instrument;

That reminds me, after nearly 20 years of fiddling about with it,
I've finally decided to learn how to play bass properly and shed
all those acquired bad habits. Maybe I sound like a masochist,
but the missus says if I practice enough I can have a shiny new
bass guitar.

I have done the same except with jazz guitar. The snag is, I
only practice

about 10 minutes a day and I am getting old and I do not have a
great ear. Sadly, jazzguitar is designed to sound effortless but
look fiendishly hard. It is only when you try to play it that it
turns out to be even harder than it looks.
Anyway, my missu ssays I can have a nice shiny jazz guitar if I
get any good. I am aiming to buy the guitar in about 10 years
from now.


I could make you one for about 2 grand.

Bennedetto pattern.


No thanks; I will buy a cheap one second hand. You see it is only
a hobby. It is something to do that stops me wasting my life away
being silly on usenet.


You're going to need to put in at least an hour a day just to stay
even,

BTW. 10 minutes a day?

You see, you miss the point. I am not trying to compete with John
McLaughlin


I don't miss the point.

you think John McLaughlin practices less than 6 hours a day?

You miss the point entirely. If John McLaughlin wants to practice 6
hours a day then I wish him well and I am thankful that I do not.
I would rather enjoy myself.


or Pat Metheny. I just want some fun. An hour a day is probably
too much. I simply am not that interested. This will mean I will
never get anywhere.

Yes, actualy, it does.

EWhhh isn't that what I just said to you Bertie? You really are very
very slow. Seriously, you should get out more. This usenet silliness
is not doing you any good at all. You seem to have lost all sense of
irony and now you are repeating what I say by way of arguing with me.
This is very very silly Bertie.


It actually does not matter.

then you aren't a musician, period.


Ehhhh, isn't that what I have been trying to tell you you silly boy.


Still, in your case, maybe
it would do you a world of good. I still prefer the girlfriend
option for you but a musical instrument would probably help. Hmmm,
it is a bit introspective mind you.

Mebbe, But it's a bit late now.







Bwahwhahwhahwhahhwhahwhahwhhahwhahwhahhwhahwhahw hhahwhah!

Wow; you have such a ehhhhhhh unnatural laugh. Do you laugh much
in reality Bertie?


Yep.


Hmmmm, I do not believe you here either Bertie.

Oh dear.



It is good for you but it is better if it is a
warm happy laugh. These forced cynical laughs just make you
bitter.

Forced?

Cynical?


Yes; sadly, you come across as a complete gob****e. You are probably
an overweight slob who wanks to Fast Guitar music for all that your
usenet presence indicates anything.

OK

Bertie

"Des Higgins" wrote in
:


"Doug Freyburger" wrote in message
om...
Des Higgins wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote:
Des Higgins wrote:

you need a hobby or a girlfriend; ideally, I would go for the
latter but a hobby might be more practical.

got both already.

you know what Bertie:
I do not belive you.
If you had either you would not be sitting at you computer night
after
night
doing this.
You are a ******.

This is in response to a response to a troll with the
handle Bertie. In many cases he has chosen several
newsgroups to crosspost this thread to.

Ok Sorry Doug; you are right. He is the single saddest weirdest
usenet looney I have seen in 13 years of using newsgroups.

Oh thanks!



I will stop.

Pussy.

Bertie

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:


"Des Higgins" wrote in message

| Ok Sorry Doug; you are right. He is the single saddest weirdest usenet
| looney I have seen in 13 years of using newsgroups.

Bertie has become what he hated most..... he started out hunting down
loonies and has become one. It's a sad tale of noble purpose corrupted by
blind ambition. His penance is his addiction to his task.....

A cross I have to bear.


You guys really aren't that bright are you?

Bertie

"Dr. Flonkenstein" wrote in
news
Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 27 Sep 2003 08:43:05 -0300, Capt.
Mooron posted:


"Des Higgins" wrote in message

| Ok Sorry Doug; you are right. He is the single saddest weirdest
| usenet looney I have seen in 13 years of using newsgroups.

Bertie has become what he hated most..... he started out hunting
down loonies and has become one. It's a sad tale of noble purpose
corrupted by blind ambition. His penance is his addiction to his
task.....

CM

Get out of the Flonk, moron!

Honessly.

Bertie

On Sat, 27 Sep 2003 09:47:21 +0100, "Des Higgins"
wrote:


"Doug Freyburger" wrote in message
. com...
Des Higgins wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote:
Des Higgins wrote:

you need a hobby or a girlfriend; ideally, I would go for the latter
but a hobby might be more practical.

got both already.

you know what Bertie:
I do not belive you.
If you had either you would not be sitting at you computer night after
night
doing this.
You are a ******.

This is in response to a response to a troll with the
handle Bertie. In many cases he has chosen several
newsgroups to crosspost this thread to.

Ok Sorry Doug; you are right. He is the single saddest weirdest usenet
looney I have seen in 13 years of using newsgroups.

He's a strange one alright. He has to be mad. There is no other
sensible explanation.

I will stop. Apologies to all (including you Cardinal Cunningham).

Swear now...?

Nik

satan (Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip) wrote
in s.com:

The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by Bertie
the Bunyip, and I thusly replied:

satan (Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip)
wrote in s.com:

The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by Bertie
the Bunyip, and I thusly replied:

Nik wrote in
:

POBLACHT NA H EIREANN

For shame, Njikky,
For shame.

I corrected the froup line for you.

Thenkew

NPAA

YVG

"Dirk Bruere at Neopax" wrote in
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I would also appreciate info on failed links.
If anyone has objections to any site or org then mail me with precise
details.



You gotta love this guy.

If you don't, he'll paint a swastie on your doorstep.

Bertie

Nik wrote in
:

On Sat, 27 Sep 2003 09:47:21 +0100, "Des Higgins"
wrote:


"Doug Freyburger" wrote in message
.com...
Des Higgins wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote:
Des Higgins wrote:

you need a hobby or a girlfriend; ideally, I would go for the
latter but a hobby might be more practical.

got both already.

you know what Bertie:
I do not belive you.
If you had either you would not be sitting at you computer night
after
night
doing this.
You are a ******.

This is in response to a response to a troll with the
handle Bertie. In many cases he has chosen several
newsgroups to crosspost this thread to.

Ok Sorry Doug; you are right. He is the single saddest weirdest
usenet looney I have seen in 13 years of using newsgroups.

He's a strange one alright. He has to be mad. There is no other
sensible explanation.

Oh there's one other at least, njikky.



I will stop. Apologies to all (including you Cardinal Cunningham).

Swear now..


Sure!

Bertie

satan (Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip) wrote
in s.com:

The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by Bertie
the Bunyip, and I thusly replied:

satan (Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip)
wrote in s.com:

The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by Bertie
the Bunyip, and I thusly replied:

"Fr. Des" wrote in
:


(Chris Hedley) wrote:
According to Fr. Des :
you could learn
to play a musical instrument;

That reminds me, after nearly 20 years of fiddling about with it,
I've finally decided to learn how to play bass properly and shed
all those acquired bad habits. Maybe I sound like a masochist,
but the missus says if I practice enough I can have a shiny new bass
guitar.

I have done the same except with jazz guitar. The snag is, I only
practice

about 10 minutes a day and I am getting old and I do not have a great
ear. Sadly, jazzguitar is designed to sound effortless but look
fiendishly hard. It is only when you try to play it that it turns out
to be even harder than it looks.
Anyway, my missu ssays I can have a nice shiny jazz guitar if I get
any good. I am aiming to buy the guitar in about 10 years from now.


I could make you one for about 2 grand.

Bennedetto pattern.


You're going to need to put in at least an hour a day just to stay
even, BTW. 10 minutes a day?

Bwahwhahwhahwhahhwhahwhahwhhahwhahwhahhwhahwhahwhh ahwhah!

Father Des? I think I've heard of him.

You have.

I can't think where from, though.

Tabloids?

Bertei