Slappin' Bob...
 

You've all heard Bob talk like a tough guy.... writing checks about his
abilities that his frame and stature can't cash!! Lets face it, he's a
walking cardiac arrest. We've all seen his photo and it's obvious he'd get
exhausted pickin' up the pace let alone a fight. I mean come on now... it
was chest pains from a bike that weighs probably 10 lbs.. last week. He
wants us to believe he's makin' out every morning and night??? He'd have to
have an oxygen tank and nasal canulas just to prevent asphyxia while
horizontal

Does this replica of the Pillsbury Doughboy let that stop him from shooting
off his blubbery, pudgy mouth???... of course not. He knows full well that
neither Scotty nor I would lower ourselves to bitch slapping such a sickly
weakling. If visits to the emergency ward of the local hospitals offered
frequent flyer points... he have at least 4 trips around the world by now.
We know he married a nurse for her health coverage.....

Bob is a sad, out of shape victim of city life. A pathetic, waddling,
wheezing windbag! Even Simple Simon could beat the tar out of Bob with no
effort.

CM

Slappin' Bob...
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
snip He
wants us to believe he's makin' out every morning and night??? He'd have to
have an oxygen tank and nasal canulas just to prevent asphyxia while
horizontal


You mean, he hasn't joined the rest of us in the miracles of
medical science yet? (pass me my puffer and the Pressin, please)

--
Flying Tadpole

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Slappin' Bob...
 

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message

| You mean, he hasn't joined the rest of us in the miracles of
| medical science yet? (pass me my puffer and the Pressin, please)

I bet he's convinced Suzanne that he likes to be on the bottom because he's
sensitive to her need to dominate him.... plus the fact it's a closer reach
to his stash of viagra. That's Bob for you... always searching for a method
to become more of a woman and less of a man.

CM

Slappin' Bob...
 

I bet he's convinced Suzanne that he likes to be on the bottom because he's
sensitive to her need to dominate him...

Yer damn right!!!!


RB

Slappin' Bob...
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message

| You mean, he hasn't joined the rest of us in the miracles of
| medical science yet? (pass me my puffer and the Pressin, please)

I bet he's convinced Suzanne that he likes to be on the bottom because
he's
sensitive to her need to dominate him....

I thought that she liked to be on top because his enormous girth means that
there is a great view from up there.
"Look Bob, I can see my parent's house from up here!" (bouncing excitedly as
she points into the distance)


Regards

Donal
--

Slappin' Bob...
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
snipped some self-evident truths
Bob is a sad, out of shape victim of city life. A pathetic, waddling,
wheezing windbag! Even Simple Simon could beat the tar out of Bob with no
effort.

Isn't this what we ALL do every time we respond to Booby's
lame posts?

S.Simon

Slappin' Bob...
 

"Donal" wrote in message

| I thought that she liked to be on top because his enormous girth means
that
| there is a great view from up there.
| "Look Bob, I can see my parent's house from up here!" (bouncing excitedly
as
| she points into the distance)

Quite so but I was too gentlemanly to mention he might crush the frail
thing.... and I believe the only thing she would utter from her perch is "
it in yet?"


CM

Slappin' Bob...
 

True Cappy.... but you could easily knock him into the drink with a back
hand... as well as a verbal right hook.

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
| snipped some self-evident truths
| Bob is a sad, out of shape victim of city life. A pathetic, waddling,
| wheezing windbag! Even Simple Simon could beat the tar out of Bob with
no
| effort.
|
| Isn't this what we ALL do every time we respond to Booby's
| lame posts?
|
| S.Simon
|
|

Slappin' Bob...
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Donal" wrote in message

| I thought that she liked to be on top because his enormous girth means
that
| there is a great view from up there.
| "Look Bob, I can see my parent's house from up here!" (bouncing
excitedly
as
| she points into the distance)

Quite so but I was too gentlemanly to mention he might crush the frail
thing.... and I believe the only thing she would utter from her perch is "
it in yet?"

..... Or, "Stop wobbling Bob! I might fall off. Hellllllp! Get me down!"



Regards


Donal
--

Slappin' Bob...
 

He's really just playing cute female marine biologist meets beached whale...

Cheers MC

Donal wrote:

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Donal" wrote in message

| I thought that she liked to be on top because his enormous girth means
that
| there is a great view from up there.
| "Look Bob, I can see my parent's house from up here!" (bouncing

excitedly

as
| she points into the distance)

Quite so but I was too gentlemanly to mention he might crush the frail
thing.... and I believe the only thing she would utter from her perch is "
it in yet?"


.... Or, "Stop wobbling Bob! I might fall off. Hellllllp! Get me down!"



Regards


Donal
--

Slappin' Bob...
 

"The sea was angry that day, my friend. Like an old man trying to send back soup at the
deli."


"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
He's really just playing cute female marine biologist meets beached whale...

Cheers MC

Donal wrote:

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Donal" wrote in message

| I thought that she liked to be on top because his enormous girth means
that
| there is a great view from up there.
| "Look Bob, I can see my parent's house from up here!" (bouncing

excitedly

as
| she points into the distance)

Quite so but I was too gentlemanly to mention he might crush the frail
thing.... and I believe the only thing she would utter from her perch is "
it in yet?"


.... Or, "Stop wobbling Bob! I might fall off. Hellllllp! Get me down!"



Regards


Donal
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