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Horvath September 19th 03 09:38 PM

Heavy Air
 
On 19 Sep 2003 11:05:48 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:

Really?...I have a better boat than you, better looking wife, and more cash and
prospects! I'm also younger!


Really? How about me? I have a better boat than you, I belong to a
better yacht club, I win more races than you. I have no wife, but my
fiance is better looking than your wife. I have more cash than you,
and a better job, and I'm going to live longer than you. I also have
a new house, and a better Harley than you.





Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

katysails September 19th 03 10:03 PM

Heavy Air
 
I was strapped on the rail for half the
race, and we finished in third place.





--=20


Bertie the Bunyip September 19th 03 11:17 PM

Better harleys?
 
Horvath wrote in :

On 19 Sep 2003 11:05:48 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:

Really?...I have a better boat than you, better looking wife, and more
cash and prospects! I'm also younger!


Really? How about me? I have a better boat than you, I belong to a
better yacht club, I win more races than you. I have no wife, but my
fiance is better looking than your wife. I have more cash than you,
and a better job, and I'm going to live longer than you. I also have
a new house, and a better Harley than you.



One harley is better than another?

Bwawhahwhahhwh!

Bertei

Donal September 19th 03 11:42 PM

Heavy Air
 

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
MLW = Mean Low Water. Have you never seen a chart?


That's what I assumed that it meant. However, I regularily deal with 12m
(39 ft) tides - so 8' above MLW would the the average height less than 2
hours after low water.

If you said 2' higher than MHW, then I could see the problem.

Regards


Donal
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Donal September 19th 03 11:48 PM

Heavy Air
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Good news - sounds like it eased up very quickly after making landfall.

Whew! Donal makes another rocket scientist quality weather review!


Feeling a bit grumpy today, Bob? What's the matter, fatso? Did Suzanne
get vertigo after deciding that she would like to try it "on top".


Regards


Donal
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Bobsprit September 20th 03 12:44 AM

Heavy Air
 
That's what I assumed that it meant. However, I regularily deal with 12m
(39 ft) tides - so 8' above MLW

Holy frikin christ!


RB

Scott Vernon September 20th 03 03:04 AM

Heavy Air
 
Oh. I'm a bit 'edgy' today. Still have no word on how my boat faired. I
believe the tidal range for the Chess. Bay is only 2' (?). So 8' above even
MLW is a big deal here.

Scotty

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
MLW = Mean Low Water. Have you never seen a chart?


That's what I assumed that it meant. However, I regularily deal with 12m
(39 ft) tides - so 8' above MLW would the the average height less than 2
hours after low water.

If you said 2' higher than MHW, then I could see the problem.

Regards


Donal
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Jonathan Ganz September 20th 03 03:10 AM

Heavy Air
 
You're also a lot dumber.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On 19 Sep 2003 11:05:48 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:

Really?...I have a better boat than you, better looking wife, and more

cash and
prospects! I'm also younger!


Really? How about me? I have a better boat than you, I belong to a
better yacht club, I win more races than you. I have no wife, but my
fiance is better looking than your wife. I have more cash than you,
and a better job, and I'm going to live longer than you. I also have
a new house, and a better Harley than you.





Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!




Bobsprit September 20th 03 04:18 AM

Heavy Air
 
Oh. I'm a bit 'edgy' today. Still have no word on how my boat faired.

Can't be worse than before.

RB

Horvath September 20th 03 10:59 AM

Heavy Air
 
On Fri, 19 Sep 2003 19:10:38 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

You're also a lot dumber.


I don't see your degree.


Really? How about me? I have a better boat than you, I belong to a
better yacht club, I win more races than you. I have no wife, but my
fiance is better looking than your wife. I have more cash than you,
and a better job, and I'm going to live longer than you. I also have
a new house, and a better Harley than you.





Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Doug Freyburger September 20th 03 04:22 PM

Better harleys?
 
Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

Bwawhahwhahhwh!


Bertie has spent year trolling many newsgroups attacking Asatru
and this is one of his milder trolls. Having such a vulgar
and delusional obessive enemy complements Asatru. Folks can
learn much about your by who your enemies are, after all.
Bertie needs medical help.

Jonathan Ganz September 20th 03 06:07 PM

Heavy Air
 
You're the dumb one. The rest of us have, as a minimum, advanced
degrees in common sense.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 19 Sep 2003 19:10:38 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

You're also a lot dumber.


I don't see your degree.


Really? How about me? I have a better boat than you, I belong to a
better yacht club, I win more races than you. I have no wife, but my
fiance is better looking than your wife. I have more cash than you,
and a better job, and I'm going to live longer than you. I also have
a new house, and a better Harley than you.





Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!




Horvath September 20th 03 08:28 PM

Heavy Air
 
On Sat, 20 Sep 2003 10:07:13 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

You're the dumb one. The rest of us have, as a minimum, advanced
degrees in common sense.


For you, Jon-boy, it's not common sense.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Scott Vernon September 20th 03 09:24 PM

GOOD NEWS!!!!!! (Heavy Air)
 
Got word that my boat made it through the storm just fine. What a
relief!!!! still can't get down to her, as the road into the marina is
closed, police barricades et al.

Scotty, a happy camper once again.

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Scotty,

It is that Surge that has me worred, on here in the NW.

I remember those Surges when I lived back East. Those shallow bbodies of
water would lift boats above those pilings that they were moored to and
as the water went out, the boat would be impailed by the pilings as they
settled. Hope this isn't the case with our group.

OT




Jonathan Ganz September 20th 03 11:53 PM

Heavy Air
 
How would a dumbass like you know what I have
or don't have... you with a girfriend that looks like
someone from another planet and f*cking hunter.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 20 Sep 2003 10:07:13 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

You're the dumb one. The rest of us have, as a minimum, advanced
degrees in common sense.


For you, Jon-boy, it's not common sense.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!




Bertie the Bunyip September 21st 03 01:01 AM

Better harleys?
 
(Doug Freyburger) wrote in
om:

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

Bwawhahwhahhwh!


Bertie has spent year trolling many newsgroups attacking Asatru
and this is one of his milder trolls. Having such a vulgar
and delusional obessive enemy complements Asatru. Folks can
learn much about your by who your enemies are, after all.
Bertie needs medical help.


Do I now?

Do tell mr. shrink.,.

To tell you the truth, I'm not terribly concerned with the rampblings of
someone who thinks a comic book character is God.


Bertie

Bobsprit September 21st 03 01:55 AM

Heavy Air
 
MLW is a big deal here.


Thanks. Now I understand!

You didn't even know what MLW meant.
fer cripes sake!

RB

SAIL LOCO September 21st 03 03:47 AM

Heavy Air
 
Doubled and trippled the lines, added more
fenders, plus a big round one at the stern.

With that overhang that was a good idea.


S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
Trains are a winter sport

Horvath September 21st 03 01:30 PM

Heavy Air
 
On Sat, 20 Sep 2003 15:53:53 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

How would a dumbass like you know what I have
or don't have... you with a girfriend that looks like
someone from another planet and f*cking hunter.


I know you got a forty-year-old garbage boat, that you paid six grand
for. My dinghy is worth more than your boat.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Jonathan Ganz September 21st 03 07:26 PM

Heavy Air
 
You are a dufus of the highest order. I haven't purchased the boat
yet. And, you know nothing about boats. If you did, you would
realize that this "40-year-old boat" could sail rings around you and
your hunter piece of crap. Actually, you could be on a 68 Swan and
that would be true, so my previous sentence isn't saying much.

I wouldn't give you a plug nickel for your dink, since it's probably
so waterlogged and sagging from being overloaded with your weight
that the only thing it's good for is a kiddy wading pool.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 20 Sep 2003 15:53:53 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

How would a dumbass like you know what I have
or don't have... you with a girfriend that looks like
someone from another planet and f*cking hunter.


I know you got a forty-year-old garbage boat, that you paid six grand
for. My dinghy is worth more than your boat.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!




Donal September 21st 03 11:54 PM

Heavy Air
 

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh. I'm a bit 'edgy' today. Still have no word on how my boat faired. I
believe the tidal range for the Chess. Bay is only 2' (?). So 8' above

even
MLW is a big deal here.


Thanks. Now I understand!

6' above the normal HW wouldn't be such an issue where the normal range is
39'.


Regards


Donal
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Donal September 22nd 03 12:10 AM

Heavy Air
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
MLW is a big deal here.


Thanks. Now I understand!

You didn't even know what MLW meant.
fer cripes sake!


I didn't understand the significance of quoting a figure above "low"
water.... so I asked.


I got an answer, and now I know a little more about the world. I learned
something ... did you?



regards


Donal
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Capt. Mooron September 22nd 03 12:51 AM

Heavy Air
 

"Donal" wrote in message

| I got an answer, and now I know a little more about the world. I learned
| something ... did you?

He won't learn...
He'll never learn.....
He'll never make it out of the LIS!!!!!......

CM



Bobsprit September 22nd 03 04:45 AM

Heavy Air
 
You didn't even know what MLW meant.
fer cripes sake!


I didn't understand the significance of quoting a figure above "low"
water.... so I asked.

You asked WHAT IT MEANT!!!

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!

RB

Scott Vernon September 22nd 03 05:05 AM

Heavy Air
 
Yes, those of us with a functioning brain knew that. I believe that
charted depths are given at MLW and it's up to the sailor to know the tide
table and apply it. Maybe that's why that site gave it that way?

Scotty

"Donal" wrote

I didn't understand the significance of quoting a figure above "low"
water.... so I asked.


I got an answer, and now I know a little more about the world. I learned
something ... did you?



regards


Donal
--






The_navigator© September 22nd 03 06:11 AM

Heavy Air
 
No they are not. Read the chart legend

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:
I believe that
charted depths are given at MLW and it's up to the sailor to know the tide
table and apply it.



Donal September 22nd 03 09:49 AM

Heavy Air
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
You didn't even know what MLW meant.
fer cripes sake!


I didn't understand the significance of quoting a figure above "low"
water.... so I asked.

You asked WHAT IT MEANT!!!


Rubbish!
As usual, you are talking complete nonsense.

You should apologise IMMEDIATELY!

Regards


Donal
--



Donal September 22nd 03 10:18 AM

Heavy Air
 

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Yes, those of us with a functioning brain knew that. I believe that
charted depths are given at MLW and it's up to the sailor to know the tide
table and apply it. Maybe that's why that site gave it that way?

Scotty


Around here, heights are given above chart datum, which is traditionally the
same as LAT. This can vary from one port to another. Today, at Low Water,
Portsmouth will have 2m (6'6") above CD.

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/ViewArti...rticleID=55658
2


Also, we have MLWS, and MWLN but we don't have a plain MLW.


Regards


Donal
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Bobsprit September 22nd 03 11:07 AM

Heavy Air
 
You asked WHAT IT MEANT!!!

Rubbish!
As usual, you are talking complete nonsense.

You didn't know a basic sailing term!! Can you even sail???

Bwahahahaha!

RB

Bobsprit September 22nd 03 11:09 AM

Heavy Air
 
Also, we have MLWS, and MWLN but we don't have a plain MLW.

Oh my friken god!


RB

Donal September 22nd 03 12:19 PM

Heavy Air
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
You asked WHAT IT MEANT!!!


Rubbish!
As usual, you are talking complete nonsense.

You didn't know a basic sailing term!! Can you even sail???


What makes you think that I didn't know what MWL meant?
Once again, you display your complete ignorance.

If you knew anything at all about tides, then you would realise that my
question was totally valid.




Regards

Donal
--



Bobsprit September 22nd 03 01:00 PM

Heavy Air
 
You didn't know a basic sailing term!! Can you even sail???


What makes you think that I didn't know what MWL meant?


because you ASKED what it meant!

Bwahahahahaha!

RB

Bobsprit September 22nd 03 01:25 PM

Heavy Air
 
Don't keep charts at the house, thus the ''I believe'' .

Thus you're an idiot!


RB

Scott Vernon September 22nd 03 01:26 PM

Heavy Air
 
Are you sure?
Don't keep charts at the house, thus the ''I believe'' .

SV



"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
No they are not. Read the chart legend

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:
I believe that
charted depths are given at MLW and it's up to the sailor to know the

tide
table and apply it.





Scott Vernon September 22nd 03 01:34 PM

Heavy Air
 
Found the 'old' chart. It reads '' controlling depths in feet at Mean Low
Water (MLW)''. AND; depths reffered to soundings (MLW)''.

Scotty


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Are you sure?
Don't keep charts at the house, thus the ''I believe'' .

SV



"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
No they are not. Read the chart legend

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:
I believe that
charted depths are given at MLW and it's up to the sailor to know the

tide
table and apply it.







Donal September 22nd 03 01:38 PM

Heavy Air
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
You didn't know a basic sailing term!! Can you even sail???


What makes you think that I didn't know what MWL meant?


because you ASKED what it meant!


No. I didn't.

Read it again.

Regards


Donal
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Jeff Morris September 22nd 03 02:01 PM

Heavy Air
 
How old is that chart? All of my US charts from the recent past use MLLW as the datum for
soundings. I even checked in my Chesapeake ChartKit to see if they were different.

OK - Here's a quiz: What's the meaning of LLWLT?

BTW, I thought of commenting on the "8 feet above MLW" also - around here we have 10 foot
tides and flooding is measured above MHW

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Found the 'old' chart. It reads '' controlling depths in feet at Mean Low
Water (MLW)''. AND; depths reffered to soundings (MLW)''.

Scotty


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Are you sure?
Don't keep charts at the house, thus the ''I believe'' .

SV



"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
No they are not. Read the chart legend

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:
I believe that
charted depths are given at MLW and it's up to the sailor to know the

tide
table and apply it.








Bobsprit September 22nd 03 05:01 PM

Heavy Air
 
because you ASKED what it meant!

No. I didn't.

Yup, you did.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

RB

Donal September 22nd 03 05:11 PM

Heavy Air
 

"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...
How old is that chart? All of my US charts from the recent past use MLLW

as the datum for
soundings. I even checked in my Chesapeake ChartKit to see if they were

different.

OK - Here's a quiz: What's the meaning of LLWLT?


Lower Low Water Large Tide.


Sounds similiar to LAT.


Regards


Donal
--



Donal September 22nd 03 05:12 PM

Heavy Air
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Also, we have MLWS, and MWLN but we don't have a plain MLW.

Oh my friken god!


What's up, Bob?



Regards


Donal
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