The Magic Boat!
 

The Magic boat sails fast and points high
It's under 40 feet long
It's under 100K used
It's got a shower stall
It's got a large cockpit
It's got a 7 foot long king sized berth aft
It looks like a sailboat
It's less than 15 years old

The Magic boat is the C&C 34 XL!!! Is there another boat that can match the
above?

Capt RB

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Tut, tut, tut!

A big cockpit is a liability at sea. It's only good for
partying at the dock. Where are your priorities?

S.Simon

"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
The Magic boat sails fast and points high
It's under 40 feet long
It's under 100K used
It's got a shower stall
It's got a large cockpit
It's got a 7 foot long king sized berth aft
It looks like a sailboat
It's less than 15 years old

The Magic boat is the C&C 34 XL!!! Is there another boat that can match the
above?

Capt RB

The Magic Boat!
 

A big cockpit is a liability at sea. It's only good for
partying at the dock. Where are your priorities?

I plan to party at the dock from time to time.
Next!

Bwahahahaha!

RB

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Meaning you don't plan on going to sea. So, what else
is new? Bwaahahahahahahaha!

S.Simon - controls Booby better than his own mother does


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
A big cockpit is a liability at sea. It's only good for
partying at the dock. Where are your priorities?

I plan to party at the dock from time to time.
Next!

Bwahahahaha!

RB

The Magic Boat!
 

Meaning you don't plan on going to sea. So, what else
is new? Bwaahahahahahahaha!

Boats with a big cockpit can't go to sea!!! Shocking!

RB

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| Meaning you don't plan on going to sea. So, what else
| is new? Bwaahahahahahahaha!
|
| Boats with a big cockpit can't go to sea!!! Shocking!

Had you seen the pics taken by my buddy of his trip across the Atlantic you
might weigh that reply differently. Green water to over the cockpit seats
every 15 minutes in a 50 knot gale as waves crashed over and into his boat.
It is a 29 Bayfield. He highly reccomends a watertight seal and plexiglass
hatch. The same storm devastated a 46 foot French Ketch.... near the Azores.

CM

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
The Magic boat sails fast and points high
It's under 40 feet long
It's under 100K used
It's got a shower stall
It's got a large cockpit
It's got a 7 foot long king sized berth aft
It looks like a sailboat
It's less than 15 years old

The Magic boat is the C&C 34 XL!!! Is there another boat that can match
the
above?

Well, yeah! There are loads of boats that are much better than the above.


Regards


Donal
--

The Magic Boat!
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| The Magic boat sails fast and points high
| It's under 40 feet long
| It's under 100K used
| It's got a shower stall
| It's got a large cockpit
| It's got a 7 foot long king sized berth aft
| It looks like a sailboat
| It's less than 15 years old
|
| The Magic boat is the C&C 34 XL!!! Is there another boat that can match
the
| above?

You get what you pay for Bob... and to date your mediocre selections have
adequately reflected your budget.
The only thing magical is the illusion you are attempting... to convince
yourself you would be upgrading your current of the rack clone to anything
more than a station wagon from your current sedan. How you modify this
uninspiring and common place upgrade to resemble a stepping stone will be
dependent on how hungry the fish are to bite.

Don't worry Bob... I might be there to take up the slack for you once again
if the fishing proves futile... [cue the theme to Jaws...]

CM

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Taswell 44 cc. 7 out of 8 points

Bobsprit wrote:
The Magic boat sails fast and points high
It's under 40 feet long
It's under 100K used
It's got a shower stall
It's got a large cockpit
It's got a 7 foot long king sized berth aft
It looks like a sailboat
It's less than 15 years old

The Magic boat is the C&C 34 XL!!! Is there another boat that can match the
above?

Capt RB

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CM,

Do you think Nutsy will be able to find his "MAGIC" C&C with the bolt on
"Step Ladder Stern" already in place? Maybe he can find one with a
cardboard Owl mounted on the top rung. Wouldn't that be nice?

OT

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I believe a Bob will buy a rather standard and unassuming, yet sound vessel.
It will once again blend into the background of other sailboats at his
marina.... so much so as to make it indistinguishable even by verbal
description from the lounge over-looking the docks.

I suggest that since Bob enjoys attention almost as well as planning
regarding a boat purchase... we could offer some creative suggestions as to
how he might make his new boat uniquely identifiable. My initial
recommendation would be to chrome plate the decks and copper plate the hull.
Metallica or Heavy Metal would be an appropriate name.

CM



"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
| CM,
|
| Do you think Nutsy will be able to find his "MAGIC" C&C with the bolt on
| "Step Ladder Stern" already in place? Maybe he can find one with a
| cardboard Owl mounted on the top rung. Wouldn't that be nice?
|
| OT
|

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My cockpit measures . . .

Five feet long, by two feet wide by 16 inches deep.

Let's figure the total area that can flood with water in
boarding sea conditions. Five times two is ten times 1.5
(rounding up a couple inches) equals fifteen cubic feet.

A cubic foot of water weighs 52 pounds, fifteen times
52 equals 780 pounds. That's a lot of weight - about
the same as four men in the cockpit. It won't swamp
or sink the boat but it will put the transom down about
four inches.

Now you do some measuring and calculate the volume
of water that fancy pants C&C 34 XL can hold. I bet
it's an order of magnitude of mine times at least five because
in its case you've got to figure the volume including the
coamings because it doesn't have a cut out in the transom
like my fine, seaworthy Coronado has. Any boarding wave
will quickly pour out the "Cut the Mustard's" transom while
a crummy C&C 34 XL cockpit will fill to the top of the
coamings and the water will stay there until it all can drain
from what are probably very inadequate scuppers prone to
becoming plugged up. Before it can even think of draining
all the way here comes yet another wave to fill it up to the
top again. Bwahahahahaah!

If my fine yacht can hold 800 pounds of water in her
cockpit they your precious 34XL can probably hold
4000 pounds - enough to sink the stern and keep it
sunk. Think again about your cockpit parties at the
dock. Are they worth it when your "perfect" boat isn't
even seaworthy?

S.Simon - knows all facets of sailing and dangers thereof.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
Most of us sail coastal waters where a tiny blue water style cockpit is
pointless. Capt. neal's cockpit is 7 feet long.

RB

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What weight of water can your cockpit hold when full?

S.Simon


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
snip gratuitous Booby baiting

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My cockpit drains in 68 seconds.... from completely full to the coamings to
empty. Aprox. 5 gallons drained/leaked into the bilge. Done in fresh water
with 2 divers and a gas pump. Double 2" hoses and a 6 inch head.

Any of you engineers care to calc the volume of my cockpit via that claim?
;-)


CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| My cockpit measures . . .
|
| Five feet long, by two feet wide by 16 inches deep.
|
| Let's figure the total area that can flood with water in
| boarding sea conditions. Five times two is ten times 1.5
| (rounding up a couple inches) equals fifteen cubic feet.
|
| A cubic foot of water weighs 52 pounds, fifteen times
| 52 equals 780 pounds. That's a lot of weight - about
| the same as four men in the cockpit. It won't swamp
| or sink the boat but it will put the transom down about
| four inches.
|
| Now you do some measuring and calculate the volume
| of water that fancy pants C&C 34 XL can hold. I bet
| it's an order of magnitude of mine times at least five because
| in its case you've got to figure the volume including the
| coamings because it doesn't have a cut out in the transom
| like my fine, seaworthy Coronado has. Any boarding wave
| will quickly pour out the "Cut the Mustard's" transom while
| a crummy C&C 34 XL cockpit will fill to the top of the
| coamings and the water will stay there until it all can drain
| from what are probably very inadequate scuppers prone to
| becoming plugged up. Before it can even think of draining
| all the way here comes yet another wave to fill it up to the
| top again. Bwahahahahaah!
|
| If my fine yacht can hold 800 pounds of water in her
| cockpit they your precious 34XL can probably hold
| 4000 pounds - enough to sink the stern and keep it
| sunk. Think again about your cockpit parties at the
| dock. Are they worth it when your "perfect" boat isn't
| even seaworthy?
|
| S.Simon - knows all facets of sailing and dangers thereof.
|
| "Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| Most of us sail coastal waters where a tiny blue water style cockpit is
| pointless. Capt. neal's cockpit is 7 feet long.
|
| RB
|
|

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Approximate dimensions are 7 feet long by 5 ft wide with a foot and a half
wide cockpit seats running full length. Depth from cockpit seats to sole is
about 24 inches and add another 8 inches to the coamings. Add in a shelf at
the companionway that is 10 inches wide, spans the seats and forms the fore
end of the cockpit footwell.

It drains dry in 68 seconds. Double 2" hoses and a 6" head to the W/L. A
full cockpit of water displaces the stern to 2 inches above the W/L...

Can you figure out the volume?

CM



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| What weight of water can your cockpit hold when full?
|
| S.Simon
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
| snip gratuitous Booby baiting
|
|

The Magic Boat!
 

I'm not engineer enough to calculate the volume based on the
information you gave but I'm very intuitive about such things
so I'll venture a guess. From your description, though it's not
the best, I guess that you had a pump fill up your cockpit
with fresh water? Then you let it drain to see how long it
would take? Double two-inch hoses indicate the scupper
system but the six-inch head has me puzzled so I'm going to
assume six inches from the sole of the cockpit to the LWL
but one would need the depth of your cockpit because true
head would start at the height of your coamings above LWL
to and diminish to six inches above LWL as the water level
degreased. If draining occurs in 68 seconds you have a
seaworthy system.

My guess 64 cubic feet of volume in your cockpit.

S.Simon - another Amazing Randi


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
My cockpit drains in 68 seconds.... from completely full to the coamings to
empty. Aprox. 5 gallons drained/leaked into the bilge. Done in fresh water
with 2 divers and a gas pump. Double 2" hoses and a 6 inch head.

Any of you engineers care to calc the volume of my cockpit via that claim?
;-)


CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| My cockpit measures . . .
|
| Five feet long, by two feet wide by 16 inches deep.
|
| Let's figure the total area that can flood with water in
| boarding sea conditions. Five times two is ten times 1.5
| (rounding up a couple inches) equals fifteen cubic feet.
|
| A cubic foot of water weighs 52 pounds, fifteen times
| 52 equals 780 pounds. That's a lot of weight - about
| the same as four men in the cockpit. It won't swamp
| or sink the boat but it will put the transom down about
| four inches.
|
| Now you do some measuring and calculate the volume
| of water that fancy pants C&C 34 XL can hold. I bet
| it's an order of magnitude of mine times at least five because
| in its case you've got to figure the volume including the
| coamings because it doesn't have a cut out in the transom
| like my fine, seaworthy Coronado has. Any boarding wave
| will quickly pour out the "Cut the Mustard's" transom while
| a crummy C&C 34 XL cockpit will fill to the top of the
| coamings and the water will stay there until it all can drain
| from what are probably very inadequate scuppers prone to
| becoming plugged up. Before it can even think of draining
| all the way here comes yet another wave to fill it up to the
| top again. Bwahahahahaah!
|
| If my fine yacht can hold 800 pounds of water in her
| cockpit they your precious 34XL can probably hold
| 4000 pounds - enough to sink the stern and keep it
| sunk. Think again about your cockpit parties at the
| dock. Are they worth it when your "perfect" boat isn't
| even seaworthy?
|
| S.Simon - knows all facets of sailing and dangers thereof.
|
| "Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| Most of us sail coastal waters where a tiny blue water style cockpit is
| pointless. Capt. neal's cockpit is 7 feet long.
|
| RB
|
|

The Magic Boat!
 

Not enough information to caculate volume. One would
need to know the foot well dimensions so they could
be added to the coaming/cockpit dimensions to the top
of the footwell which are 52 cubic feet. Your cockpit is much
bigger than I thought and I'd be very surprised if two two-inch
drains could empty the lot in 68 seconds. It would take more
like four minutes.

S.Simon


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
Approximate dimensions are 7 feet long by 5 ft wide with a foot and a half
wide cockpit seats running full length. Depth from cockpit seats to sole is
about 24 inches and add another 8 inches to the coamings. Add in a shelf at
the companionway that is 10 inches wide, spans the seats and forms the fore
end of the cockpit footwell.

It drains dry in 68 seconds. Double 2" hoses and a 6" head to the W/L. A
full cockpit of water displaces the stern to 2 inches above the W/L...

Can you figure out the volume?

CM



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| What weight of water can your cockpit hold when full?
|
| S.Simon
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
| snip gratuitous Booby baiting
|
|

The Magic Boat!
 

"Bobsprit" wrote
| Boats with a big cockpit can't go to sea!!! Shocking!




"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
Had you seen the pics taken by my buddy of his trip across the Atlantic you
might weigh that reply differently. Green water to over the cockpit seats
every 15 minutes in a 50 knot gale as waves crashed over and into his boat.
It is a 29 Bayfield. He highly reccomends a watertight seal and plexiglass
hatch. The same storm devastated a 46 foot French Ketch.... near the Azores.

The issue is not one of cockpit size, but reserve bouyancy. A big cockpit with
an open transom, on a hull with lots of reserve bouyancy aft, will be safer than
a small cockpit with less reserve bouyancy and small drains.

Get down to the basics, don't follow old wives tales.

Fresh Breezes- Doug King

The Magic Boat!
 

Coming from a trawler sailor this doesn't mean a whole lot.

Trawlers regularly flood their cockpits into the accommodation
and sink by the stern. Unsafe in seaway to be sure.

S.Simon


"DSK" wrote in message ...
"Bobsprit" wrote
| Boats with a big cockpit can't go to sea!!! Shocking!




"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
Had you seen the pics taken by my buddy of his trip across the Atlantic you
might weigh that reply differently. Green water to over the cockpit seats
every 15 minutes in a 50 knot gale as waves crashed over and into his boat.
It is a 29 Bayfield. He highly reccomends a watertight seal and plexiglass
hatch. The same storm devastated a 46 foot French Ketch.... near the Azores.

The issue is not one of cockpit size, but reserve bouyancy. A big cockpit with
an open transom, on a hull with lots of reserve bouyancy aft, will be safer than
a small cockpit with less reserve bouyancy and small drains.

Get down to the basics, don't follow old wives tales.

Fresh Breezes- Doug King

The Magic Boat!
 

"Simple Simon" wrote:
My cockpit measures . . .

Excuse me, I believe it's called a "box office" now... ;-)

LP

The Magic Boat!
 

The Magic Boat!
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
...

"Simple Simon" wrote:
My cockpit measures . . .

Excuse me, I believe it's called a "box office" now... ;-)

Hey, LP! If a male pilot sits in a cockpit, where does a female pilot sit?



Regards


Donal
--

The Magic Boat!
 

"Joe Butcher" wrote in message om...
(Bobsprit) wrote in message ...
A big cockpit is a liability at sea. It's only good for
partying at the dock. Where are your priorities?

I plan to party at the dock from time to time.
Next!

Bwahahahaha!

RB



You will always party at the dock, since you cant sail.

Simple Simone,
The guy who loves castro

I think it might be Terri.

S.Simon

It won't even come close !!!
 

Late 1970's model Bayliner Buccaneer!!!! What a boat !!! You've got an
overpriced piece of flotsam there, my boy!

The Magic Boat!
 

"Donal" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Simple Simon" wrote:
My cockpit measures . . .

Excuse me, I believe it's called a "box office" now... ;-)

Hey, LP! If a male pilot sits in a cockpit, where does a female pilot
sit?

I just told you! ;-)

You are definitely a man...

LP (men don't listen)

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On 09 Sep 2003 16:54:18 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:

The Magic boat sails fast and points high
It's under 40 feet long
It's under 100K used
It's got a shower stall
It's got a large cockpit
It's got a 7 foot long king sized berth aft
It looks like a sailboat
It's less than 15 years old

The Magic boat is the C&C 34 XL!!! Is there another boat that can match the
above?

Easily. I've got two showers, one showerhead is on the swim platform.
And I've got a bigger cooler.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

The Magic Boat!
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message ...

"Simple Simon" wrote:
My cockpit measures . . .

Excuse me, I believe it's called a "box office" now... ;-)


I prefer the really new term - 'the flighty deck'

S.Simon

The Magic Boat!
 

"Simple Simon" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Simple Simon" wrote:
My cockpit measures . . .

Excuse me, I believe it's called a "box office" now... ;-)


I prefer the really new term - 'the flighty deck'

S.Simon

I will give you your lines and tell you when to speak, okay?

LP ;-)

P.S. Just doing what I'm best at...

The Magic Boat!
 

On his lap?

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
...

"Simple Simon" wrote:
My cockpit measures . . .

Excuse me, I believe it's called a "box office" now... ;-)

Hey, LP! If a male pilot sits in a cockpit, where does a female pilot
sit?



Regards


Donal
--

The Magic Boat!
 

Yeah, you live in a trailer park.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On 09 Sep 2003 16:54:18 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:

The Magic boat sails fast and points high
It's under 40 feet long
It's under 100K used
It's got a shower stall
It's got a large cockpit
It's got a 7 foot long king sized berth aft
It looks like a sailboat
It's less than 15 years old

The Magic boat is the C&C 34 XL!!! Is there another boat that can match
the
above?

Easily. I've got two showers, one showerhead is on the swim platform.
And I've got a bigger cooler.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

The Magic Boat!
 

On Tue, 9 Sep 2003 20:33:41 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Yeah, you live in a trailer park.

That's funny. I'm looking around my mansion now, and I don't see a
trailer park.


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On 09 Sep 2003 16:54:18 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:

The Magic boat sails fast and points high
It's under 40 feet long
It's under 100K used
It's got a shower stall
It's got a large cockpit
It's got a 7 foot long king sized berth aft
It looks like a sailboat
It's less than 15 years old

The Magic boat is the C&C 34 XL!!! Is there another boat that can match
the
above?

Easily. I've got two showers, one showerhead is on the swim platform.
And I've got a bigger cooler.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

The Magic Boat!
 

You wouldn't. Your mansion! hahahahahaa sure buddy.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 9 Sep 2003 20:33:41 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Yeah, you live in a trailer park.

That's funny. I'm looking around my mansion now, and I don't see a
trailer park.


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On 09 Sep 2003 16:54:18 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:

The Magic boat sails fast and points high
It's under 40 feet long
It's under 100K used
It's got a shower stall
It's got a large cockpit
It's got a 7 foot long king sized berth aft
It looks like a sailboat
It's less than 15 years old

The Magic boat is the C&C 34 XL!!! Is there another boat that can
match
the
above?

Easily. I've got two showers, one showerhead is on the swim platform.
And I've got a bigger cooler.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

The Magic Boat!
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message

| LP (men don't listen)

It's difficult to listen when our heads are clamped like that... ;-P~~~

CM

The Magic Boat!
 

Come off it RB,

An apartment in a high rise, under rent control does not a Mansion make.

OT