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Bobsprit September 5th 03 11:51 AM

Scary Night!
 
Woke up the night before last at 2:00 am with chest pains, centered heart area.
Went to St. Francis Cardiac med. ctr. Fearing a possible heart attack they
rushed me in, did x-rays, blood work and so on.
Two hours later they found that I had strained muscle tissue in my chest.
Probably did it mountain biking on a run and carry. No cause for alarm and
heart was perfect.
A scary night to say the least and my first visit to an ER in 15 years.

R.



Smiles September 5th 03 12:13 PM

Scary Night!
 
(Bobsprit) wrote in
:

Woke up the night before last at 2:00 am with chest pains, centered
heart area. Went to St. Francis Cardiac med. ctr. Fearing a possible
heart attack they rushed me in, did x-rays, blood work and so on.
Two hours later they found that I had strained muscle tissue in my
chest.


Too much jerking off would be my guess.

Bertie

Flounder September 5th 03 02:52 PM

Scary Night!
 
How could they possible tell you had a strained chest muscle? They were just
guessing. If the pains came on suddenly, you may have had muscle cramps in
the chest. That's different than a strain. The cramps would then be caused
by an electrolyte imbalance. The medical tests only indicate selected serum
electrolyte levels, not platelet levels. The fact you had cramps so delayed
after exercise is indicative of electrolyte imbalance. I'd really consider a
stress test and complete blood profile.
After natural causes, the next greatest cause of death is the medical
practice itself. So go believe what they have told you, you're ok. Really.




"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Woke up the night before last at 2:00 am with chest pains, centered heart

area.
Went to St. Francis Cardiac med. ctr. Fearing a possible heart attack they
rushed me in, did x-rays, blood work and so on.
Two hours later they found that I had strained muscle tissue in my chest.
Probably did it mountain biking on a run and carry. No cause for alarm and
heart was perfect.
A scary night to say the least and my first visit to an ER in 15 years.

R.





Bobsprit September 5th 03 03:01 PM

Scary Night!
 
How could they possible tell you had a strained chest muscle? They were just
guessing. If the pains came on suddenly, you may have had muscle cramps in
the chest. That's different than a strain.

A stress test was done. Range of motion test was consistent with muscle tissue
damage.
I don't smoke, drink or have heart disease in my family. I'm about twice as
strong as most humans and have a resting heart rate (tested that eve) of 68. My
cholesterold was recently tested at 144.
I'm 40 years old. See you in 50 years or so!

RB

Flounder September 5th 03 03:42 PM

Scary Night!
 
A stress test in the ER? It takes about 2-3 hours just to get the chest
xrays and blood work back.

What doctor would give a patient a stress test without knowing the results
of the above? Remember, you said it took only two hours for the whole
examination to conclude.

The range of motion test? Couldn't you do it yourself and figure out you
sprained a muscle? Why run to the ER for a sprained muscle that can clearly
be shown through a range of motion test?

You've been reading Suzzette's nursing book haven't you? No hospital gives a
cardiac stress test within hours of reported chest pains. The do a 12 lead
ECG, x rays and an enzyme test. Did they do a thorium test too to check for
ischemia?

Nice try, but your story doesn't add up.




"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
How could they possible tell you had a strained chest muscle? They were

just
guessing. If the pains came on suddenly, you may have had muscle cramps in
the chest. That's different than a strain.

A stress test was done. Range of motion test was consistent with muscle

tissue
damage.
I don't smoke, drink or have heart disease in my family. I'm about twice

as
strong as most humans and have a resting heart rate (tested that eve) of

68. My
cholesterold was recently tested at 144.
I'm 40 years old. See you in 50 years or so!

RB




Bobsprit September 5th 03 04:02 PM

Scary Night!
 
A stress test in the ER? It takes about 2-3 hours just to get the chest
xrays and blood work back.

Not when your wife works there. X-rays and bloodwork done in 1 hour.
Sorry if you don't like my story. Also sorry that you'd have to wait so long
for x-rays. Fearing a possible heart problem, I can't imagine x-rays taking 3
hours. Mine were shot and processed within minutes. The blood work took
slightly longer, maybe 50 minutes for results.
When I got there there was not a single person in the waiting room.

RB

Bobsprit September 5th 03 04:07 PM

Scary Night!
 
The range of motion test? Couldn't you do it yourself and figure out you
sprained a muscle?

Nope. I was asked to stretch my arms straight out and back. A nurse pressed at
my arms hyperextending them. Can't see how I'd do this myself.
Diagnosis:
Chest wall pain. Presc. Viox (Rofecoxib).
I'll have a followup checkup with my doctor next week.
St. Francis is one of the top cardiac treatment centers in the USA.

RB

felton September 5th 03 04:37 PM

Scary Night!
 
Hmmm... Bobsprit puts all the assets in wife's name. Wife has access
to pharmaceuticals. Bobsprit begins showing alarming medical
symptoms. Has the topic of life insurance been brought up recently?

Probably just gas.

Have a nice sail:)


On 05 Sep 2003 15:02:14 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote:

A stress test in the ER? It takes about 2-3 hours just to get the chest
xrays and blood work back.

Not when your wife works there. X-rays and bloodwork done in 1 hour.
Sorry if you don't like my story. Also sorry that you'd have to wait so long
for x-rays. Fearing a possible heart problem, I can't imagine x-rays taking 3
hours. Mine were shot and processed within minutes. The blood work took
slightly longer, maybe 50 minutes for results.
When I got there there was not a single person in the waiting room.

RB



two wheels September 5th 03 04:46 PM

Scary Night!
 
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On 05 Sep 2003 15:07:05 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote:

The range of motion test? Couldn't you do it yourself and figure

out you
sprained a muscle?

Nope. I was asked to stretch my arms straight out and back. A

nurse pressed at
my arms hyperextending them. Can't see how I'd do this myself.
Diagnosis:
Chest wall pain. Presc. Viox (Rofecoxib).
I'll have a followup checkup with my doctor next week.
St. Francis is one of the top cardiac treatment centers in the

USA.

RB


So, did this contemplation of mortality change your general
attitude in any way, at least on the day after? Or, are you still
the same s.o.b. you always were?

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Bobsprit September 5th 03 04:57 PM

Scary Night!
 
So, did this contemplation of mortality change your general
attitude in any way, at least on the day after? Or, are you still
the same s.o.b. you always were??

Hmmmm...let me see....
.......
..........
..............
Your mama works as a panty sniffer at K-Mart!!!
Nope, same SOB.

RB

Jonathan Ganz September 5th 03 05:19 PM

Scary Night!
 
Your resting heart rate is no great shakes. Mine is 60 and I'm
significantly older than you. Last time they took mine in an ER
(got bit by a f*cking stray cat and my thumb swelled up like a
balloon), I was standing when they took it (a busy night at the
ER I guess). My bp was 98/65.

The nurse couldn't believe it, so after a couple of tries she got
some pimply faced intern to try himself. He did it twice with the
same result. He asked me if I ran. I said, not unless someone is
chasing me.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
How could they possible tell you had a strained chest muscle? They were

just
guessing. If the pains came on suddenly, you may have had muscle cramps in
the chest. That's different than a strain.

A stress test was done. Range of motion test was consistent with muscle

tissue
damage.
I don't smoke, drink or have heart disease in my family. I'm about twice

as
strong as most humans and have a resting heart rate (tested that eve) of

68. My
cholesterold was recently tested at 144.
I'm 40 years old. See you in 50 years or so!

RB




Flounder September 5th 03 07:44 PM

Scary Night!
 
Oh yes, and the technician for the stress test just happened to be there at
2 AM up on the second floor next to the O.R.
Or did they shoot you up with dobutamine for the stress test? Problems
though using the dobutamine to simulate exercise.

Oh! Oh! I'm having sudden chest pains! I shall drive myself miles out of the
way to where my wife works so I can get emergency treatment! Oh good I'm
here! Suzzy will make sure I get the very best treatment. Oh thanks doc, it
was just a sore muscle from lifting a 22 pound bike! Or was it a torn muscle
from squeezing the brake handle!!


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
A stress test in the ER? It takes about 2-3 hours just to get the chest
xrays and blood work back.

Not when your wife works there. X-rays and bloodwork done in 1 hour.
Sorry if you don't like my story. Also sorry that you'd have to wait so

long
for x-rays. Fearing a possible heart problem, I can't imagine x-rays

taking 3
hours. Mine were shot and processed within minutes. The blood work took
slightly longer, maybe 50 minutes for results.
When I got there there was not a single person in the waiting room.

RB




Flounder September 5th 03 07:47 PM

Scary Night!
 
You can hyperextend them by using a towel clenched between each hand with
about two feet of towel in between and rotating your extended arms over your
head to behind your back. Are you that flexible?

Severe muscle damage from a 22 pound bicycle. Next time get Suzzy or your
little sister to lift it.





"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
The range of motion test? Couldn't you do it yourself and figure out you
sprained a muscle?

Nope. I was asked to stretch my arms straight out and back. A nurse

pressed at
my arms hyperextending them. Can't see how I'd do this myself.
Diagnosis:
Chest wall pain. Presc. Viox (Rofecoxib).
I'll have a followup checkup with my doctor next week.
St. Francis is one of the top cardiac treatment centers in the USA.

RB




Simple Simon September 5th 03 08:15 PM

Scary Night!
 


None of his stories add up. When are you guys going
to quit biting on his nonsense?

S.Simon


"Flounder" wrote in message . net...
A stress test in the ER? It takes about 2-3 hours just to get the chest
xrays and blood work back.

What doctor would give a patient a stress test without knowing the results
of the above? Remember, you said it took only two hours for the whole
examination to conclude.

The range of motion test? Couldn't you do it yourself and figure out you
sprained a muscle? Why run to the ER for a sprained muscle that can clearly
be shown through a range of motion test?

You've been reading Suzzette's nursing book haven't you? No hospital gives a
cardiac stress test within hours of reported chest pains. The do a 12 lead
ECG, x rays and an enzyme test. Did they do a thorium test too to check for
ischemia?

Nice try, but your story doesn't add up.




"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
How could they possible tell you had a strained chest muscle? They were

just
guessing. If the pains came on suddenly, you may have had muscle cramps in
the chest. That's different than a strain.

A stress test was done. Range of motion test was consistent with muscle

tissue
damage.
I don't smoke, drink or have heart disease in my family. I'm about twice

as
strong as most humans and have a resting heart rate (tested that eve) of

68. My
cholesterold was recently tested at 144.
I'm 40 years old. See you in 50 years or so!

RB






katysails September 5th 03 10:44 PM

Scary Night!
 
My bp was 98/65.

You sure that that wasn't more indicative of being shocky from the cat =
bite? If your finger swelled up, then you obviously had an adverse =
reaction to cat saliva which affects the autoimmune system and could =
have been a mild case of anaphalaxia.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Donal September 5th 03 11:11 PM

Scary Night!
 

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...


None of his stories add up. When are you guys going
to quit biting on his nonsense?


Get a grip, Neal. What do you mean by "you guys"? Only Oz believes
everything that Bob writes. The rest of us take it all with a pinch of
salt.


Regards


Donal
--




Capt. Mooron September 6th 03 12:12 AM

Scary Night!
 

"Donal" wrote in message
...
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
|
|
| None of his stories add up. When are you guys going
| to quit biting on his nonsense?
|
|
| Get a grip, Neal. What do you mean by "you guys"? Only Oz believes
| everything that Bob writes. The rest of us take it all with a pinch of
| salt.

Ozzy needs a cuddle buddy right now.... he's all discombobulated because I
made fun of his prized Greek Captain's Hat!!

CM



Donal September 6th 03 12:27 AM

Scary Night!
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Donal" wrote in message
...
| Get a grip, Neal. What do you mean by "you guys"? Only Oz believes
| everything that Bob writes. The rest of us take it all with a pinch of
| salt.

Ozzy needs a cuddle buddy right now.... he's all discombobulated because

I
made fun of his prized Greek Captain's Hat!!


Do you mean the Hat with the Gold braid? The one that very rich gay people
wear?


Bwaha ..... oooops, I don't do bwahahahas.


Regards


Donal
--




Capt. Mooron September 6th 03 12:38 AM

Scary Night!
 

"Donal" wrote in message
...
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
|
| "Donal" wrote in message
| ...
| | Get a grip, Neal. What do you mean by "you guys"? Only Oz believes
| | everything that Bob writes. The rest of us take it all with a pinch
of
| | salt.
|
| Ozzy needs a cuddle buddy right now.... he's all discombobulated
because
| I
| made fun of his prized Greek Captain's Hat!!
|
| Do you mean the Hat with the Gold braid? The one that very rich gay
people
| wear?

Yes

| Bwaha ..... oooops, I don't do bwahahahas.

Oh go ahead... try to keep it on Ozzy's comprehension level. He hates it
though... it's like stealing his signature move.

Bwahahahahahahahahaaa!!

CM



SAIL LOCO September 6th 03 02:49 AM

Scary Night!
 
For someone who posted disparaging remarks about a mother who had passed away
what are you looking for?
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
Trains are a winter sport

Capt. Mooron September 6th 03 03:03 AM

Scary Night!
 
Ozzy to lick him all better?

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| more attention.
|
|
| "SAIL LOCO" wrote in message
| ...
| For someone who posted disparaging remarks about a mother who had passed
| away
| what are you looking for?
| S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
| Trains are a winter sport
|
|



Scott Vernon September 6th 03 03:04 AM

Scary Night!
 
Damn! My voodoo's not strong enough. Maybe longer needles?

Scotty


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Woke up the night before last at 2:00 am with chest pains, centered heart

area.
Went to St. Francis Cardiac med. ctr. Fearing a possible heart attack they
rushed me in, did x-rays, blood work and so on.
Two hours later they found that I had strained muscle tissue in my chest.
Probably did it mountain biking on a run and carry. No cause for alarm and
heart was perfect.
A scary night to say the least and my first visit to an ER in 15 years.

R.





Scott Vernon September 6th 03 03:04 AM

Scary Night!
 
more attention.


"SAIL LOCO" wrote in message
...
For someone who posted disparaging remarks about a mother who had passed

away
what are you looking for?
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
Trains are a winter sport




katysails September 6th 03 04:02 AM

Scary Night!
 
Damn! My voodoo's not strong enough. Maybe longer needles?

Scotty

Naw....you judst didn't dip them in the right substance....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Capt. Mooron September 6th 03 04:10 AM

Scary Night!
 
Needles???...... You carve a turkey with an electric knife don't you?

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| Damn! My voodoo's not strong enough. Maybe longer needles?
|
| Scotty
|
|
| "Bobsprit" wrote in message
| ...
| Woke up the night before last at 2:00 am with chest pains, centered
heart
| area.
| Went to St. Francis Cardiac med. ctr. Fearing a possible heart attack
they
| rushed me in, did x-rays, blood work and so on.
| Two hours later they found that I had strained muscle tissue in my
chest.
| Probably did it mountain biking on a run and carry. No cause for alarm
and
| heart was perfect.
| A scary night to say the least and my first visit to an ER in 15 years.
|
| R.
|
|
|
|



Scott Vernon September 6th 03 04:15 AM

Scary Night!
 
send me some, PLEASE.

SV

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Damn! My voodoo's not strong enough. Maybe longer needles?

Scotty

Naw....you judst didn't dip them in the right substance....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein




Scott Vernon September 6th 03 04:17 AM

Scary Night!
 
My wife uses a standard (non-powered) carving knife. I use my hands.


Scott Vernon
Plowville PA __/)__/)__


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Needles???...... You carve a turkey with an electric knife don't you?

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| Damn! My voodoo's not strong enough. Maybe longer needles?
|
| Scotty
|
|
| "Bobsprit" wrote in message
| ...
| Woke up the night before last at 2:00 am with chest pains, centered
heart
| area.
| Went to St. Francis Cardiac med. ctr. Fearing a possible heart attack
they
| rushed me in, did x-rays, blood work and so on.
| Two hours later they found that I had strained muscle tissue in my
chest.
| Probably did it mountain biking on a run and carry. No cause for alarm
and
| heart was perfect.
| A scary night to say the least and my first visit to an ER in 15

years.
|
| R.
|
|
|
|





katysails September 6th 03 04:20 AM

Scary Night!
 
How?

Be creative....did you know that dental tartar is one of the most lethal =
substances there is if introduced into the bloodstream?

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Scott Vernon September 6th 03 04:21 AM

Scary Night!
 
How?

"katysails" wrote in message
...
send me some, PLEASE.

SV

Make your own....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein




Scott Vernon September 6th 03 04:28 AM

Scary Night!
 
Oh rats, I just brushed my teeth.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
How?

Be creative....did you know that dental tartar is one of the most lethal
substances there is if introduced into the bloodstream?

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein




Horvath September 6th 03 09:04 AM

Scary Night!
 
On Sat, 06 Sep 2003 15:46:47 +1000, The Captains Master
wrote this crap:

On Sat, 6 Sep 2003 00:10:17 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:

Needles???...... You carve a turkey with an electric knife don't you?

CM


One of those cheapies from WalMart?
I carve with a beautiful German steel knife soo sharp you can almost
just push down on it.


I have the cook carve the turkey.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Capt. Mooron September 6th 03 02:04 PM

Scary Night!
 

"The Captains Master" wrote in message

| Yeah I hear they have a great programme for the homeless.

One of these days Oz... you'll be held to account for your glib and cutting
remarks to the less fortunate people who have a hard time making ends meet.

.... then again I'm sure you'll scoff at the fine as well.

CM



Scott Vernon September 6th 03 02:46 PM

Scary Night!
 
Still won't let you handle knives, eh?

"Horvath" wrote

I have the cook carve the turkey.





Scott Vernon September 6th 03 02:48 PM

Scary Night!
 
I'm sure it is a high-end, first class, very expensive knife.

Did you get it for half price (not that you need to)?

S

"The Captains Master" wrote
I carve with a beautiful German steel knife soo sharp you can almost
just push down on it.





Capt. Mooron September 6th 03 03:17 PM

Scary Night!
 
It's probably a Greek Fisherman's Knife! ;-)

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| I'm sure it is a high-end, first class, very expensive knife.
|
| Did you get it for half price (not that you need to)?
|
| S
|
| "The Captains Master" wrote
| I carve with a beautiful German steel knife soo sharp you can almost
| just push down on it.
|
|
|



Donal September 6th 03 11:08 PM

Scary Night!
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
It's probably a Greek Fisherman's Knife! ;-)


With a Gold blade!



Regards

Donal
--




Horvath September 7th 03 01:52 AM

Scary Night!
 
On Sat, 06 Sep 2003 18:18:24 +1000, The Captains Master
wrote this crap:


I have the cook carve the turkey.


Yeah I hear they have a great programme for the homeless.


My cook is NOT homeless. He has a very nice trailer.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Jonathan Ganz September 7th 03 05:49 AM

Scary Night!
 
So, we've finally outed you. Is your cook your finance or your
"girl friend"?????

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 06 Sep 2003 18:18:24 +1000, The Captains Master
wrote this crap:


I have the cook carve the turkey.


Yeah I hear they have a great programme for the homeless.


My cook is NOT homeless. He has a very nice trailer.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!




Capt. Mooron September 7th 03 12:47 PM

Scary Night!
 

"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
| On Sat, 6 Sep 2003 23:08:11 +0100, "Donal"
| wrote:
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| It's probably a Greek Fisherman's Knife! ;-)
|
|
| With a Gold blade!
|
| Hey, no rust

Damascus Gold??

CM



Capt. Mooron September 7th 03 12:48 PM

Scary Night!
 

"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
| On Sat, 6 Sep 2003 11:17:23 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
| It's probably a Greek Fisherman's Knife! ;-)
|
| CM
|
| Nah, steel, they rust.

Damascus steel???

CM




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