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"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

I can't tell you how or why
my writing skills are such that they would fool people to believe
otherwise.

Sweetie, I can hardly believe what I'm reading! I would have never
guessed that you had anything but at *least* a bachelors degree!

But on the other hand, it's not really surprising at all. My sister is
2 years older than I am and has a Master's degree with a 4.0 from the
University of Oklahoma. We took an IQ test a few years ago and she was
only 3 points higher than my score. I went the business route in life
(with the exception of an associates 2 yr) and always had a secretary to
write the letters I needed to write for most of my career. I'm a
terrible creative writer and this newsgroup is full of wonderful prose,
so I'm hoping to improve...

LP

LP


I enjoy writing, both technical and creative but have had no formal
training
in either.

Rest assured Scout... I've fought, clawed and worked hard for every
thing I
have. I've asked for no quarter from life and expect none. I do
however
undertake the luxury of bitching when things aren't going as planned!
:-P

CM



"Scout" wrote in message
...
| What kind of work do you do to make $10K / month?
| Don't say "trolling."
| Scout
| p.s., 10th grade? Your writing skills say that's b.s., but ok, I'll
| believe it for now just because you say so.
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
|
| I take it you need a high school diploma to apply?? $60,000 would
represent
| my average six month earnings... when I can find work.
|
| I was on my own at 15 years old and didn't get to finish 10th
grade....
| then again that fact may not be the best endorsement for the
effectiveness
| of advanced education. ;-)
|
| CM
|
|
|
|
| "Scout" wrote in message
| .. .
| | NS teachers start $32,000, climb to $60,000, based on 2000-2001
school
| | year figures. Allow about 6% increase per year since then.
| |
| | I assume that leaves summers off too, although I'm not familiar
with
| | your schools' scheduling. That means plenty of time for warm
weather
| | sailing and/or part time work.
| |
| |
http://www.learning.gov.ab.ca/k_12/t...PWC/ranges.pdf
| |
| | Scout
| |
| |
| |
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
| |
| | What does it pay... I'm so poor right now that I'm using my
wallet
as a
| | patch on my last pair of pants.
| |
| | BTW - taping your bills to the Etch-A-Sketch and shaking it
won't
erase
| the
| | numbers... I've tried that already.
| |
| |
| | CM
| |
| | "Scout" wrote in message
| | .. .
| | | Damn CM,
| | | you sure you don't wanna be an English teacher?
| | | you could fit in.
| | | Scout
| |
| |
|
|

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"Scout" wrote:
Same here CM,
In any
case, your intelligence and spirit is evident;

You noticed that too, eh? ;-)

Teaching is a noble profession and I see you are an asset.

LP

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On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 14:47:25 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:


I'm on a first name basis with all my creditors

I don't have any creditors.





Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

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On Sun, 07 Sep 2003 12:45:14 -0400, Scout
wrote this crap:

Now -40F, that would be cold!

It's the same, dumbass.


"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
Average temperatures hovering at -40C.



Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

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Well darling... I for one hope you decided to stick around.

I think Simple Simon does as well..... :-)

CM

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:ZUP6b.66685

| Sweetie, I can hardly believe what I'm reading! I would have never
| guessed that you had anything but at *least* a bachelors degree!
|
| But on the other hand, it's not really surprising at all. My sister is
| 2 years older than I am and has a Master's degree with a 4.0 from the
| University of Oklahoma. We took an IQ test a few years ago and she was
| only 3 points higher than my score. I went the business route in life
| (with the exception of an associates 2 yr) and always had a secretary to
| write the letters I needed to write for most of my career. I'm a
| terrible creative writer and this newsgroup is full of wonderful prose,
| so I'm hoping to improve...

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That's because you have no credit.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 14:47:25 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:


I'm on a first name basis with all my creditors

I don't have any creditors.





Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

Well darling... I for one hope you decided to stick around.

I think I've finally decided that I will follow you everywhere. sigh

I think Simple Simon does as well..... :-)

Well, who cares about him anyway? ;-)

LP (xoxo)

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"Horvath" wrote in message
...
| On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 14:47:25 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote this crap:
|
|
| I'm on a first name basis with all my creditors
|
| I don't have any creditors.

Then you've deprived yourself of a choice opportunity to practice charm and
diplomacy while side-stepping any direct questions and yet offering faint
hope to those in a thankless and demeaning job.

Wait a minute... maybe I should go into politics?!! ;-)

CM

Bobsprit exposed
 

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
| On Sun, 07 Sep 2003 12:45:14 -0400, Scout
| wrote this crap:
|
| Now -40F, that would be cold!
|
| It's the same, dumbass.

Congratulations Horvath... you spoiled your unbroken record to date by
submitting a *correct* answer!

CM

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

"Horvath" wrote:
| On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 14:47:25 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote this crap:
|
|
| I'm on a first name basis with all my creditors
|
| I don't have any creditors.

Then you've deprived yourself of a choice opportunity to practice
charm and
diplomacy while side-stepping any direct questions and yet offering
faint
hope to those in a thankless and demeaning job.

Wait a minute... maybe I should go into politics?!! ;-)

I'd vote for you any day over Hillary!

LP (xoxo)

Bobsprit exposed
 

On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 21:39:58 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
| On Sun, 07 Sep 2003 12:45:14 -0400, Scout
| wrote this crap:
|
| Now -40F, that would be cold!
|
| It's the same, dumbass.

Congratulations Horvath... you spoiled your unbroken record to date by
submitting a *correct* answer!

All my answers are correct, dumbass.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

"Horvath" wrote:
| On Sun, 07 Sep 2003 12:45:14 -0400, Scout
| wrote this crap:
|
| Now -40F, that would be cold!
|
| It's the same, dumbass.

Congratulations Horvath... you spoiled your unbroken record to date by
submitting a *correct* answer!

Sorry, I didn't get *it*. Could you explain, please?

LP

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
Well darling... I for one hope you decided to stick around.

I think Simple Simon does as well..... :-)

Undecided at this time . . .

I keep trying to humiliate her into going away like I did
with Lady Sailor. I'm beginning to think they are one
and the same. I can't seem to **** either of them off.

One good thing though, LP seems to have learned a
little civilized behavior and left the cross-posting
behind for a while. I think she has a crush on you
Moroon. Keep stringing her along and maybe we
can make something out of her yet. It would be
nice for a change to have some reasonably intelligent
female input after suffering so long with the lack of
such from the likes of Haggie, Katy, the Carrolls,
Lady Barbara, Donal and Rick.

S.Simon - a sailor of discriminating taste.

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I'd vote for you, but you're a damn foreigner... must be either
a Canadian or a terrorist.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
| On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 14:47:25 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote this crap:
|
|
| I'm on a first name basis with all my creditors
|
| I don't have any creditors.

Then you've deprived yourself of a choice opportunity to practice charm
and
diplomacy while side-stepping any direct questions and yet offering faint
hope to those in a thankless and demeaning job.

Wait a minute... maybe I should go into politics?!! ;-)

CM

Bobsprit exposed
 

Only if you're a dumbass, which you are.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 21:39:58 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
| On Sun, 07 Sep 2003 12:45:14 -0400, Scout
| wrote this crap:
|
| Now -40F, that would be cold!
|
| It's the same, dumbass.

Congratulations Horvath... you spoiled your unbroken record to date by
submitting a *correct* answer!

All my answers are correct, dumbass.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

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I'm not very good at trolling, so thanks for biting down hard!
Scout

Horvath wrote:
It's the same, dumbass.

Scout wrote:
Now -40F, that would be cold!

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"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
.. .
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
|
| "Horvath" wrote:
| | On Sun, 07 Sep 2003 12:45:14 -0400, Scout
| | wrote this crap:
| |
| | Now -40F, that would be cold!
| |
| | It's the same, dumbass.
|
| Congratulations Horvath... you spoiled your unbroken record to date by
| submitting a *correct* answer!
|
| Sorry, I didn't get *it*. Could you explain, please?

Certainly darlin'.... I'm here to please.

Which it didn't you get?

-40F & -40C are equal on the scales.

Horvath's reputation as a Guinness World Record Holder for the stupidest
life
form on Earth was shattered when he provided a correct answer.

CM

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c'mon now CM, don't make me take back all those nice things I said
about you. H's streak is alive and well, since the correct answer is
not to swallow such an obvious bait.
Scout


"Capt. Mooron" wrote:


| "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
-40F & -40C are equal on the scales.
Horvath's reputation as a Guinness World Record Holder for the stupidest
life
form on Earth was shattered when he provided a correct answer.

CM

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Yeah.... well, it was merely instinctive reflex on my part. Call it getting
in touch with my inner hooligan! ;-)

CM




"Scout" wrote in message
...
| c'mon now CM, don't make me take back all those nice things I said
| about you. H's streak is alive and well, since the correct answer is
| not to swallow such an obvious bait.
| Scout
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
|
|
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
| -40F & -40C are equal on the scales.
| Horvath's reputation as a Guinness World Record Holder for the stupidest
| life
| form on Earth was shattered when he provided a correct answer.
|
| CM
|