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/etc August 30th 03 04:23 AM

Self steering, set helm
 
On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 01:45:19 +0100, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Peter J Ross posted:

On Fri, 29 Aug 2003 13:15:29 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Flying Tadpole wrote in
:

Well, now that I think about it, people covering their goats is
beyond objectionable and into realms pornographic.


Perversion is, after all, in the mind of the beholder.

Or

Pervy is as pervy does.

Gheyboi is as gheyboi does.

Poopeye is doing in his poopey panz


--
mhm 27x12



/etc August 30th 03 04:24 AM

Self steering, set helm
 
On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 01:37:28 +0000, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Bertie the Bunyip posted:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Fri, 29 Aug 2003 13:15:29 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Flying Tadpole wrote in
:

Well, now that I think about it, people covering their goats is
beyond objectionable and into realms pornographic.

Perversion is, after all, in the mind of the beholder.

Or

Pervy is as pervy does.

Gheyboi is as gheyboi does.


You can't catch a homo without lames.

What shall we do with the drunken saylord?

--
mhm 27x12



Peter J Ross August 30th 03 06:37 AM

Self steering, set helm
 
On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 01:37:28 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Fri, 29 Aug 2003 13:15:29 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Flying Tadpole wrote in
:

Well, now that I think about it, people covering their goats is
beyond objectionable and into realms pornographic.

Perversion is, after all, in the mind of the beholder.

Or

Pervy is as pervy does.

Gheyboi is as gheyboi does.


You can't catch a homo without lames.


I believe that once they show themselves to be homophobic, fag-lames
are justified as a way of bringing them into touch with their inner
faggot.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
news:alt.fan.pjr
http://www.petitmorte.net/pjr/
http://www.pjr-online.co.uk/
"I am frequently brain-damaged" - Tom Bishop

Peter J Ross August 30th 03 06:39 AM

Self steering, set helm
 
On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 05:23:37 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from /etc:

On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 01:45:19 +0100, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Peter J Ross posted:

On Fri, 29 Aug 2003 13:15:29 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Flying Tadpole wrote in
:

Well, now that I think about it, people covering their goats is
beyond objectionable and into realms pornographic.

Perversion is, after all, in the mind of the beholder.

Or

Pervy is as pervy does.

Gheyboi is as gheyboi does.

Poopeye is doing in his poopey panz

katysails likes to be nailed.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
news:alt.fan.pjr
http://www.petitmorte.net/pjr/
http://www.pjr-online.co.uk/
"I am frequently brain-damaged" - Tom Bishop

Peter J Ross August 30th 03 06:40 AM

Self steering, set helm
 
On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 05:22:17 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from /etc:

On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 01:47:38 +0100, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Peter J Ross posted:

On 29 Aug 2003 09:35:51 -0700, a team of surgeons from alt.sailing.asa
removed the following benign growth from Popeye:

yea, git it rite scowt!
lawng boarin kaskades lyk burdy duz iz wut iz reelee funee,
oar poyntles tings lyk "sna" "snort" n' "uhmm"
sea hou funee thay r? hahaha
nou iffen yu cain't rite funee fur birdy, at lees dumm et doun a bit
soz hee ken git it, lyk dis:
"hay birdy, i bet yu ain't tuk a solid **** en 25 yeers."
sea scowt? jus rite stuf lyk dat.
yr bes frn
Popeye


Why don't you quit while you're only five light-years behind,
katysails?


Why didn't they throw this poopeye person before sailing to
Long Island?


Why didn't they maroon him with Capt. Moroon?

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
news:alt.fan.pjr
http://www.petitmorte.net/pjr/
http://www.pjr-online.co.uk/
"I am frequently brain-damaged" - Tom Bishop

Popeye August 30th 03 12:59 PM

Self steering, set helm
 
i'z veree hert nou :(
i'z beeen az biguz azzol az i ken tink ov soz yud lyk mee.
nou dis?
so nou i h8 yu al.
iffen yu don beez nise tu mee, i wud tel dese gyz wut yu du in de
clubhoz! (yu kno - slurp slurp).
yr bestest frn
Popeye
"i trine so hard tu be a fjukwit"



Peter J Ross wrote
Why didn't they throw this poopeye person before sailing to
Long Island?


Why didn't they maroon him with Capt. Moroon?


/etc August 30th 03 02:23 PM

Self steering, set helm
 
On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 06:39:23 +0100, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Peter J Ross posted:

On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 05:23:37 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from /etc:

On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 01:45:19 +0100, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Peter J Ross posted:

On Fri, 29 Aug 2003 13:15:29 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Flying Tadpole wrote in
:

Well, now that I think about it, people covering their goats is
beyond objectionable and into realms pornographic.

Perversion is, after all, in the mind of the beholder.

Or

Pervy is as pervy does.
Gheyboi is as gheyboi does.

Poopeye is doing in his poopey panz

katysails likes to be nailed.

Simple Simon is err.. simple.


--
mhm 27x12



Bertie the Bunyip August 30th 03 02:25 PM

Self steering, set helm
 
"/etc" wrote in
:

On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 01:46:15 +0100, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Peter J Ross posted:

On 29 Aug 2003 13:13:56 GMT, a team of surgeons from alt.sailing.asa
removed the following benign growth from Gerry Collins:

"Scout" wrote in
:

my theory is that the whole "sports" thing is a cover, invented to
make the embracing part more socially acceptable.

Do you actually believe that you're funny?

Bertie


It's so sad that I'd cry if I could stop laughing.

Do not drown into your own lamentary teardrops.


Good thing there are "sailors" here to rescue us, eh?

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 30th 03 02:26 PM

Self steering, set helm
 
Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 01:37:28 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On Fri, 29 Aug 2003 13:15:29 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Flying Tadpole wrote in
:

Well, now that I think about it, people covering their goats is
beyond objectionable and into realms pornographic.

Perversion is, after all, in the mind of the beholder.

Or

Pervy is as pervy does.
Gheyboi is as gheyboi does.


You can't catch a homo without lames.


I believe that once they show themselves to be homophobic, fag-lames
are justified as a way of bringing them into touch with their inner
faggot.


absolutely.

Besides, you know they love it.

Bertei

Peter J Ross August 31st 03 05:41 AM

Self steering, set helm
 
On 30 Aug 2003 04:59:10 -0700, a team of surgeons from alt.sailing.asa
removed the following benign growth from Popeye:

i'z veree hert nou :(


Good.

i'z beeen az biguz azzol az i ken tink ov soz yud lyk mee.


I think you need to rethink your strategy for making friends,
especially if you apply it to real life.

nou dis?
so nou i h8 yu al.
iffen yu don beez nise tu mee, i wud tel dese gyz wut yu du in de
clubhoz! (yu kno - slurp slurp).


Kookthreats?

yr bestest frn
Popeye
"i trine so hard tu be a fjukwit"


Don't worry: it's working well.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
news:alt.fan.pjr
http://www.petitmorte.net/pjr/
http://www.pjr-online.co.uk/
"I am frequently brain-damaged" - Tom Bishop


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