"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
mmmmmmmm? let's take a poll. Who would you rather sail with, a drunken
Mooron, or a sober bobspit?
e-mail me your vote.

Scotty

I doubt if Moorom sails drunk, but claiming that a skipper has to be a
teetotaler while under way is ridiculous. Generally, we don't break out the
brews until after finish, but last Saturday during a period of light winds
the skipper relented and had cocktail hour, before the end of the race. One
more vote for Mooron.
John Cairns

Sounds like boobster can't handle his liqueur. What a wuss!

SV


"John Cairns" wrote in message
...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
mmmmmmmm? let's take a poll. Who would you rather sail with, a
drunken
Mooron, or a sober bobspit?
e-mail me your vote.

Scotty

I doubt if Moorom sails drunk, but claiming that a skipper has to be a
teetotaler while under way is ridiculous. Generally, we don't break out
the
brews until after finish, but last Saturday during a period of light winds
the skipper relented and had cocktail hour, before the end of the race.
One
more vote for Mooron.
John Cairns

I'd sail with Mooron, drunk or sober, any day. As long as he's
providing the rum anyway.

PDW

In article , Scott Vernon
wrote:

Sounds like boobster can't handle his liqueur. What a wuss!

SV


"John Cairns" wrote in message
...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
mmmmmmmm? let's take a poll. Who would you rather sail with, a
drunken
Mooron, or a sober bobspit?
e-mail me your vote.

Scotty

I doubt if Moorom sails drunk, but claiming that a skipper has to be a
teetotaler while under way is ridiculous. Generally, we don't break out
the
brews until after finish, but last Saturday during a period of light winds
the skipper relented and had cocktail hour, before the end of the race.
One
more vote for Mooron.
John Cairns

On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 11:02:38 +1000, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Peter Wiley:


I'd sail with Mooron, drunk or sober, any day.

Sure you would, gheyboi.

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"I am frequently brain-damaged" - Tom Bishop

Did Ozzy and bob get married? I missed the wedding?

Scotty

"The Captains Master" wrote
Nope. I want to copy what's in the well regarded LIS Cruising Guide for
all to
read.

This is the lamest of all your lame ploys to date. Using a CRUISING GUIDE
to
substantiate your navigation misadventures only highlights why you have
no
credibility to begin with.

BB

Idiot!
A cruising guide is a perfect addition to charts giving clear
descriptions of places rather than just symbols on a chart.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in
:

Did Ozzy and bob get married? I missed the wedding?

Awww, didn't get a chance to wear that Lamee' number, eh?


Bertie

Scotty

"The Captains Master" wrote
Nope. I want to copy what's in the well regarded LIS Cruising Guide
for
all to
read.

This is the lamest of all your lame ploys to date. Using a CRUISING
GUIDE
to
substantiate your navigation misadventures only highlights why you
have
no
credibility to begin with.

BB

Idiot!
A cruising guide is a perfect addition to charts giving clear
descriptions of places rather than just symbols on a chart.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Did Ozzy and bob get married? I missed the wedding?


No, but Bob passed wind, rather forcefully, (after a large portion of
beans) and Oz's head was temporarily expelled. Oz was only blinded by the
light for a couple of seconds before he sought refuge in the innermost
recesses of Bobsprit's large intestine!

Now, he is only visible from the shoulders down.

This state of affairs is causing a small amount of confusion because Oz is
now talking out of Bob's ass - instead of his own.



Regards


Donal
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I doubt if Moorom sails drunk, but claiming that a skipper has to be a
teetotaler while under way is ridiculous.

Mooron had bragged about his drunkin sails, John. Enjoy your sail with him and
be sure to bring the Epirb.

Bwahahahahaha!

RB

"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
Mooron had bragged about his drunkin sails, John. Enjoy your sail with him and
be sure to bring the Epirb.

Better he bring an EPIRB when he sails with Moroon than
a jumbo jar of Vaseline when he sails with you.

S.Simon