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Bobsprit September 1st 03 05:52 PM

Congratulations, Bob.
 
Well bob?

Tell ya what, Scotty...you drive over to my Marina and I'll have TWO J-24s for
us to race with. We can singlehand them.
That's a much better contest and not unreasonable, as is your suggestion.

Well?

RB

Scott Vernon September 1st 03 06:06 PM

Congratulations, Bob.
 
and that will prove that my boat's faster than yours?

"Bobchicken" bobchicken@ I'M Scared.com clucked...
Well bob?

Tell ya what, Scotty...you drive over to my Marina and I'll have TWO J-24s

for
us to race with. We can singlehand them.
That's a much better contest and not unreasonable, as is your suggestion.

Well?

RwannaB


it wasn't a suggestion, it was a challenge.

SV



Simple Simon September 1st 03 06:13 PM

Congratulations, Bob.
 
I rarely sail without having several cold ones. The secret is to
never drink 'em enough fast enough to make your blood/alcohol
meet or exceed legal limits. People who are so high and mighty
about being teetotalers while aboard are either liars or masochists.

I'll drink to THAT!

S.Simon - a Captain who is serious about sailing


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...

"Bobsprit" wrote in message

| I'm glad you're FAR away...and so are a lot of others. Most of the people
won't
| dare to speak the truth to you, but I will.

No you're not Bob! Maybe some of the others are. Then there are people like
you who confuse reality with the truth and can't seem to deliver a
believable sail report.


| Drinking and sailing don't mix. You're a hazard and an accident waiting to
| happen.

Why don't you take a poll Bob... see how many sailors here have had a beer
or any alcoholic beverage while under sail and in charge of their boat.

Bob is ...the Accidental Sailor and Floating Hazard to navigation!

Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaa


CM





Capt. Mooron September 1st 03 06:53 PM

Congratulations, Bob.
 
That wouldn't be fair Scott.... he'd have to make "several passes" to find
the start line.... repeat that for each mark and the finish.... you'd be on
shore at the bar watching him sail around all day trying to figure out where
he is and where the hell you went.

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| and that will prove that my boat's faster than yours?
|
| "Bobchicken" bobchicken@ I'M Scared.com clucked...
| Well bob?
|
| Tell ya what, Scotty...you drive over to my Marina and I'll have TWO
J-24s
| for
| us to race with. We can singlehand them.
| That's a much better contest and not unreasonable, as is your
suggestion.
|
| Well?
|
| RwannaB
|
| it wasn't a suggestion, it was a challenge.
|
| SV
|
|



thunder September 1st 03 07:04 PM

Congratulations, Bob.
 
On Mon, 01 Sep 2003 13:33:51 -0300, Capt. Mooron wrote:

Well you won't post a chart extract... and all I can find on my Encarta
atlas is Port Jefferson with a place called Poquott.. there is a location
called Flax Pond along the shoreline which is a SW to NE lying crescent
and should have shown clearly.. then a course change to SE that appears to
be a straight shore line terminating at a rather large entry to a
seemingly well protected harbour. Is this the one that gave you problems?

CM


Port Jefferson Harbor:

http://mapserver.maptech.com/bp/maps...2 574&icon=0&

Capt. Mooron September 1st 03 07:36 PM

Congratulations, Bob.
 
OMG!!!!.... Rocks? Yeah! On the friggin shoreline!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha H a

Red Flashing and Green Flashing buoys!!! Clear entrance!!! Straight like
an arrow!!! Bob with a spotlight! Bob with GPS! Radar that would have
painted that whole damned thing like it was daylight!!

.... and Bob had to make several passes... probably onto Misery Shoals... Oh
how quaint!

Those "rocks" are nearly on the shore and no where near where a sailboat
would be!!! One is awash at low tide and Bob can't even tell us what the
tide was. The only other "Rocks" shown are the ones for the jetty on the
entrance!... and they are lit!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CM



"thunder" wrote in message
...
| On Mon, 01 Sep 2003 13:33:51 -0300, Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| Well you won't post a chart extract... and all I can find on my Encarta
| atlas is Port Jefferson with a place called Poquott.. there is a
location
| called Flax Pond along the shoreline which is a SW to NE lying crescent
| and should have shown clearly.. then a course change to SE that appears
to
| be a straight shore line terminating at a rather large entry to a
| seemingly well protected harbour. Is this the one that gave you
problems?
|
| CM
|
| Port Jefferson Harbor:
|
|
http://mapserver.maptech.com/bp/maps...2 574&icon=0&



Capt. Mooron September 2nd 03 12:10 AM

Congratulations, Bob.
 

"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
| On Mon, 1 Sep 2003 13:33:51 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
| Well you won't post a chart extract... and all I can find on my Encarta
| atlas is Port Jefferson
|
| Cool so now you base your navigation argument on Encarta....quite a
| stretch that!

Best check again Oz...... Bwahahahahahahaaaa!!!!

CM



Bobsprit September 2nd 03 12:38 AM

Congratulations, Bob.
 
and all I can find on my Encarta
| atlas is Port Jefferson

BWAHAHAHAHAAHA! Encarta!!!! Bwahahahaahha!

RB

Scott Vernon September 2nd 03 01:02 AM

Congratulations, Bob.
 
Well, at least I'd be rid of the jerk inside the bar. Apparently Sudzy
won't let him in one.

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
That wouldn't be fair Scott.... he'd have to make "several passes" to

find
the start line.... repeat that for each mark and the finish.... you'd be

on
shore at the bar watching him sail around all day trying to figure out

where
he is and where the hell you went.

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| and that will prove that my boat's faster than yours?
|
| "Bobchicken" bobchicken@ I'M Scared.com clucked...
| Well bob?
|
| Tell ya what, Scotty...you drive over to my Marina and I'll have TWO
J-24s
| for
| us to race with. We can singlehand them.
| That's a much better contest and not unreasonable, as is your
suggestion.
|
| Well?
|
| RwannaB
|
| it wasn't a suggestion, it was a challenge.
|
| SV
|
|





Scott Vernon September 2nd 03 01:07 AM

Congratulations, Bob.
 
Must not have any light up bob's ass.

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
| On Mon, 1 Sep 2003 13:33:51 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
| Well you won't post a chart extract... and all I can find on my Encarta
| atlas is Port Jefferson
|
| Cool so now you base your navigation argument on Encarta....quite a
| stretch that!

Best check again Oz...... Bwahahahahahahaaaa!!!!

CM






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