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Capt. Mooron August 22nd 03 02:22 AM

Getting Ready, Bill!
 
When destinations and time frames are involved ... most certainly.
Especially when you take advantage of your prerogative to boast about it.

CM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| Odd... you've stated repeatedly that your "plan" was to make Thimble
Islands
| by midday Saturday... that you would hail Bill from noon to 6 pm and that
| you would be returning on Sunday?
|
| What is odd about this? Do you usually make "firm" plans when sailing? We
| don't.
|
| RB



Flying Tadpole August 22nd 03 03:21 AM

Getting Ready, Bill!
 


Capt. Mooron wrote:
"....you have a sound vessel..."

Indeed:

"The CDs play relentlessly
As round the dock he plies..."

Flying Tadpole
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Flying Tadpole August 22nd 03 03:28 AM

Getting Ready, Bill!
 


"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

So in effect you are now stating that you cannot make the destination and
your previous claim of a mid-day arrival was in error? Really Bob... this is
becoming very lame. You've milked the girls on my boat thing till the teats
are dry.


Dear Capt Mooron,
If you wish to maintain your credibility in this unseemly
exchange with Bobsprit, it is absolutely essential that you
demonstrate how you verified that last statement.
--
Flying Tadpole

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Flying Tadpole August 22nd 03 03:31 AM

Getting Ready, Bill!
 


"Capt. Mooron" wrote:


As for humiliation or a beating... where the hell is the mpeg of your vessel
on a reach with a free helm you promised Bob????
Where is the photo of the engine hour meter you promised Bob???

CM


Don't forget the donuts for Scotty and me!

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SkitchNYC August 22nd 03 03:37 AM

Getting Ready, Bill!
 
Bon Voyage, Nutsy.

RB:
Agreed...but . . .


Just when he thought he was out, Thom draaaaggs him back in.

Scott Vernon August 22nd 03 03:37 AM

Getting Ready, Bill!
 
Yes! I like cream filled.

Scotty

"Flying Tadpole" wrote

Don't forget the donuts for Scotty and me!

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-------------------------
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Flying Tadpole August 22nd 03 03:48 AM

Getting Ready, Bill!
 
Not if it's Bobsprit's donut, I hope...

FT

Scott Vernon wrote:

Yes! I like cream filled.

Scotty

"Flying Tadpole" wrote

Don't forget the donuts for Scotty and me!


The_navigator© August 22nd 03 04:24 AM

Getting Ready, Bill!
 
Awww c'mon. It'll be dark and just radio conatct will be made ... from
his car.

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:

I can't see your supposition that you would be anywhere near your proposed
destination until Saturday evening with your current plan. Approach and
contact does not constitute arrival by any stretch of the imagination. How
do you propose obtaining photos and still allowing yourself adequate time to
undertake a return trip if you proceed to the Thimbles and anchor? If I
undertook to plan passage by your yard stick... I could claim landfall in
Mahone Bay by making VHF contact with the dock master from East Ironbound
Island, 15 miles short of the destination and call it done.

If Bill shows or not isn't relevant.... what is at question here is that
your claims are failing to meet logistical reality. I can understand why
Binary Bill is have a hearty guffaw at your expense. I would advise you
abandon your current regime of failure based strategies. Passage plan for
safety and sufficient time to enjoy your destination. Consistent failures
will eventually and detrimentally effect your self confidence in regards to
sailing.

You previously claimed that your wife was the navigator on your vessel...
are you relying on her planning to substantiate your claims? Please inform
her that Capt. Mooron urges her to reassess her current plan and factor in
sufficient time to undertake the trip.

It's unfortunate that you have a well equipped vessel that under proper
command would easily negotiate even a moonless evening landfall or anchorage
in complete safety and yet you seem unable to utilize your vessel to it's
obvious potential. This is a problem that will haunt you through successive
vessels. No matter how fine the ship or how fantastic the deal.... your
inability to utilize the boat to it's potential will negate any claim of a
superior vessel.

CM



"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| So in effect you are now stating that you cannot make the destination and
| your previous claim of a mid-day arrival was in error?
|
| Never said I'd be there by midday. Only said I'd be reachable on the radio
by
| mid day which I maintain.
| Channel 9. Bill will either show or he won't. On monday there will be
proof I
| was there.
|
| RB




The_navigator© August 22nd 03 04:25 AM

Getting Ready, Bill!
 
It's simple he doesn't know anything about DR or passage planning. then
again he's not the skipper.

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Bobsprit" wrote in message

It's interesting that any of you feel the need to a "plan"
| when sailing short distances. The Thimble Islands is quite close. We
sailed
| further with Ghost. It's local.

What I find "interesting" is your assumption that no "plan" is required
when sailing to a schedule.... which is exactly what you are doing Bob.
Logistics that involve the terms "around", "about", "if" and "when" beg for
address as to their value. Please define your definition of "local" . I
doubt it requires provisioning and multi-day planning.

It seems you feel that we are overly concerned about your venture ... this
is not the case... you are sailing in protected waters with a sound vessel.
The issue I'm attempting to address with you is your expectations versus
reality. Can you provide the weather forecast, tide, distances, wind
conditions, estimated points of sail, expected conditions and time frames of
your "local" trip to the Thimbles in a coherent and informative manner so as
we may have the opportunity to review it properly? This is after all a
sailing news group and you did request that I concentrate on "On-Topic"
subject matter.... I'm requesting further clarification of your claims.

CM





Bobsprit August 22nd 03 07:22 AM

Getting Ready, Bill!
 
I've asked some fairly honest sailing oriented questions
regarding passage planning and navigation.

About a 75 mile trip? Oh, okay.

RB

Bobsprit August 22nd 03 07:24 AM

Getting Ready, Bill!
 
all I have to say is that when someone claims the capability to
make a passage within a specified time frame and boasts about rubbing
peoples noses in his success

75 miles, Mooron. Take a pill. "Success" is a pretty strong word. We could do
the trip in well under a day if we chose to.

RB

Bobsprit August 22nd 03 07:26 AM

Getting Ready, Bill!
 
How would you deem that I could suffer "humiliation" from any aspect or
outcome of your trip? How could you administer a "beating" ???

Monday is a few days away. I'm afraid you have no choice but to wait.


Capt RB

Bertie the Bunyip August 22nd 03 07:45 AM

Getting Ready, Bill!
 
(Bobsprit) wrote in news:20030822022247.21678.00000350@mb-
m01.aol.com:

I've asked some fairly honest sailing oriented questions
regarding passage planning and navigation.

About a 75 mile trip? Oh, okay.



Mmm hmm.

Bertei

Bertie the Bunyip August 22nd 03 07:45 AM

Getting Ready, Bill!
 
(Bobsprit) wrote in
:

all I have to say is that when someone claims the capability to
make a passage within a specified time frame and boasts about rubbing
peoples noses in his success

75 miles, Mooron. Take a pill. "Success" is a pretty strong word. We
could do the trip in well under a day if we chose to.

RB


Who's "we"? You and the voices?


Bertie

Scott Vernon August 22nd 03 12:40 PM

bob is right
 
finally an honest post from Cat****.

"Bobsprit" wrote

Monday is a few days away.


Capt RB




Capt. Mooron August 22nd 03 03:41 PM

Getting Ready, Bill!
 
Don't be so defensive Bob... 75 miles in a 12 hour time frame is a real
push. You seem to be routing like a power boater. Average speed over
distance as opposed to the total distance over ground due to wind and
tacks. A 75 mile distance can easily add up to 100 miles distance sailed.
Consider that 120 miles in a 24 hour period is considered good time when
ocean sailing.

Considering your "day" is 12 hours [ sunrise to sunset avg.]... There is no
way you can make it in "well under a day". You'd make it in a day if you
started very early and dropped hook very late.

Where's the mpeg of a well tuned boat on a reach with a free helm Bob????

CM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| all I have to say is that when someone claims the capability to
| make a passage within a specified time frame and boasts about rubbing
| peoples noses in his success
|
| 75 miles, Mooron. Take a pill. "Success" is a pretty strong word. We could
do
| the trip in well under a day if we chose to.
|
| RB



Bobsprit August 22nd 03 05:19 PM

Getting Ready, Bill!
 
I can't see any humiliation or beating Bob..... I've completed a trip from
Halifax to Mahone Bay in one day.... that's aprox. 80 nautical miles

I'm not questioning your trip to Halifax, Mooron.
Perhaps you need to refocus.

RB

Bobsprit August 22nd 03 05:28 PM

Getting Ready, Bill!
 
I can't see any humiliation or beating Bob.

That's why it's going to be fun!

RB

Bobsprit August 22nd 03 06:31 PM

Getting Ready, Bill!
 
What I'm questioning is your claim of "beatings" and
"humiliation".... I can't see the context Bob.

I am 100% confident that you're unable to solve this riddle. Rest assured it
will be solved on Monday.

Capt RB

Wally August 22nd 03 06:49 PM

Getting Ready, Bill!
 
"Bobsprit" wrote in message

What I'm questioning is your claim of "beatings" and
"humiliation".... I can't see the context Bob.

I am 100% confident that you're unable to solve this riddle. Rest assured

it
will be solved on Monday.


It seems to me that Mooron's point is that you appear to be exhibitng a
somewhat cavalier approach to your journey.

Sweet, innocent, fresh-faced newbie that I am, I believe the that purpose of
having a plan is that it's easier to tell when things aren't going to plan.
For instance, when there's a substantial difference in predicted position
and observed position, one can infer that something is amiss and can dfeal
with it accordingly. Without a plan to refer to, recognising a potential
problem might take that much longer, to the extent that one could be in
serious danger before realising it.


--
Wally
I demand rigidly-defined areas of uncertainty!
www.art-gallery.myby.co.uk




Capt. Mooron August 22nd 03 06:49 PM

Getting Ready, Bill!
 
Oh... apologies... I didn't realize this was one of your running gags. Glad
I didn't spoil it for you....

Makes sense now as to why you were reluctant to discuss the details.

I really should know better than to approach you with any topic regarding
sailing. Excuse me while I remove the hook and make a note in my log.


CM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| What I'm questioning is your claim of "beatings" and
| "humiliation".... I can't see the context Bob.
|
| I am 100% confident that you're unable to solve this riddle. Rest assured
it
| will be solved on Monday.
|
| Capt RB



Bobsprit August 22nd 03 07:00 PM

Getting Ready, Bill!
 
Makes sense now as to why you were reluctant to discuss the details.

Our plan, carefully and safely made earlier this week will be devulged with
pics come monday.

RB

Capt. Mooron August 22nd 03 07:06 PM

Getting Ready, Bill!
 
His claims and posting time don't add up.... he posted at 1430hrs. Anyone
preparing for an overnight trip with a 1500hr depature time would be aboard
and securing stations by now.

I wouldn't rely on the times and proposed schedule to be anything but an
elaborate deception. It's just Bob being Bob..... deal with it.

CM





"Wally" wrote in message
...
| "Bobsprit" wrote in message
|
| What I'm questioning is your claim of "beatings" and
| "humiliation".... I can't see the context Bob.
|
| I am 100% confident that you're unable to solve this riddle. Rest
assured
| it
| will be solved on Monday.
|
| It seems to me that Mooron's point is that you appear to be exhibitng a
| somewhat cavalier approach to your journey.
|
| Sweet, innocent, fresh-faced newbie that I am, I believe the that purpose
of
| having a plan is that it's easier to tell when things aren't going to
plan.
| For instance, when there's a substantial difference in predicted position
| and observed position, one can infer that something is amiss and can dfeal
| with it accordingly. Without a plan to refer to, recognising a potential
| problem might take that much longer, to the extent that one could be in
| serious danger before realising it.
|
|
| --
| Wally
| I demand rigidly-defined areas of uncertainty!
| www.art-gallery.myby.co.uk
|
|
|



Capt. Mooron August 22nd 03 07:16 PM

Getting Ready, Bill!
 
.... you had the boat delivered?.... big deal Bob!... it's a charter boat.

CM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| Makes sense now as to why you were reluctant to discuss the details.
|
| Our plan, carefully and safely made earlier this week will be devulged
with
| pics come monday.
|
| RB



Thom Stewart August 22nd 03 10:22 PM

Getting Ready, Bill!
 
Hey Nutsy,

Your staying over in Cold Spring Harbor,
Many ,many years ago there was a very productive clam bank, just North
of the tanks. I suppose it has been dug out but it did provide many
Little Necks on the half shell for me when I was a boy.

Those where the days when my sailing vessel was a 12 ft canoe with a
Lateen rig


Wally August 22nd 03 10:41 PM

Getting Ready, Bill!
 
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:LYs1b.60386

His claims and posting time don't add up.... he posted at 1430hrs. Anyone
preparing for an overnight trip with a 1500hr depature time would be
aboard and securing stations by now.


I took the 1500hr to be when he leaves his house. I don't know how far he is
from the boat, but I think he claimed that it was already provisioned. So,
maybe departing from the slip at 1600-1700?


I wouldn't rely on the times and proposed schedule to be anything but an
elaborate deception. ...


Quite. The tour boat hypothesis (or competent crew delivery of Alien) is
starting to look ever more likely.


--
Wally
I demand rigidly-defined areas of uncertainty!
www.art-gallery.myby.co.uk






Donal August 22nd 03 11:42 PM

Getting Ready, Bill!
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
His claims and posting time don't add up.... he posted at 1430hrs.


I cannot see anything from Bob after 14:03.

Anyone
preparing for an overnight trip with a 1500hr depature time would be

aboard
and securing stations by now.


Agreed!


I wouldn't rely on the times and proposed schedule to be anything but an
elaborate deception. It's just Bob being Bob..... deal with it.



We can be fairly certain that Bob isn't going to sail 50 miles from his
marina. However, he seems very confident that he will contact BB on the
VHF.

I wonder if he knows somebody who works for the CG?? That could explain his
confidence in the power of the radio!!


I don't believe that Alien is available for charter. Charter boats are
either fairly new, or fairly special! A 1980 C&C 32 is neither. It *is*
possible that it is being used for sailing courses, but Bob wouldn't be
aboard for a course that involved a 50 mile trip from his marina.

I am looking forward to the wriggling that will follow Monday's explanation!


Regards


Donal
--




Scott Vernon August 23rd 03 12:07 AM

Getting Ready, Bill!
 
so you don't believe he's sailing anywhere either.
Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote ...
It's just Bob being Bob..... deal with it.

CM





Donal August 23rd 03 12:12 AM

Getting Ready, Bill!
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
I can't see any humiliation or beating Bob..... I've completed a trip

from
Halifax to Mahone Bay in one day.... that's aprox. 80 nautical miles.
Departure at 0600hrs with a 15 kt breeze [Norwester] and picked up a

mooring
at Mahone Bay at 2250hrs. Trip log read 102 nautical miles. Engine hour

log
confirmed 21 minutes run time.[ negotiating departure from the Northwest

Arm
in flat calm to Halifax Harbour including engine warm up time.]



S'funny .... how the memory plays tricks on you!

Your post reminded me of a 92 mile trip from Portsmouth to LeHavre. Before
typing this answer, I thought that I would check the log book(so that I
could be 100% certain of my facts).

It is odd how our memory can be defective!

Memory: There was a two hour period where we averaged over 8 kts!
Log: There was a two hour period where we averaged 7.4 kts
(through the water)

Memory: The engine was on for the first 15 minutes, and also for the last
hour.
Log: The engine went off after 15 minutes, but it came on again for
the last 7.5 hours!!!!!


We set off at 07:00 hrs and had 23 kts wind on the beam for a few hours. It
started at 18 kts, and built up to 28 kts, and then it started to die. By
13:30 the log shows that the wind had dropped to 8 kts. The 16:30 entry
records "3-5 kts variable".



Recently, somebody said that yachts spemd 85% of their time under engine.
Maybe it's true.



Regards

Donal
--




Bertie the Bunyip August 23rd 03 12:28 AM

Scott is right
 
"Scott Vernon" wrote in news:bi4v8e$5b0kq$1@ID-
154502.news.uni-berlin.de:

Finally an honest post from Scott

I've taken a shot too many to the head

"Bobsprit" wrote

Monday is a few days away.


Capt RB






Peter J Ross August 23rd 03 10:34 PM

Getting Ready, Bill!
 
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 20:16:40 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:

you're on
every killfile from here to Copacabana.


That's meant to be an *insult*???
--
PJR:-)
American way
Threatened by us
Drag a few creeps
Away in a bus
- Frank Zappa, predicting the Dubya years

Peter J Ross August 23rd 03 10:57 PM

Scott is right
 
On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 23:28:34 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

"Scott Vernon" wrote in news:bi4v8e$5b0kq$1@ID-
154502.news.uni-berlin.de:

Finally an honest post from Scott

I've taken a shot too many to the head

"Bobsprit" wrote

Monday is a few days away.


Capt RB


He can no longer deny it.

--
PJR:-)
American way
Threatened by us
Drag a few creeps
Away in a bus
- Frank Zappa, predicting the Dubya years

Peter J Ross August 24th 03 12:45 AM

Getting Ready, Bill!
 
On 23 Aug 2003 22:08:19 GMT, a team of surgeons from alt.sailing.asa
removed the following benign growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 20:16:40 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:

you're on
every killfile from here to Copacabana.


That's meant to be an *insult*???


Apparently.

They're more than a little slow, aren't they?


I was #1 on the soc.men official killfile list.

Did it stop me posting? What do you think?

--
PJR:-)
American way
Threatened by us
Drag a few creeps
Away in a bus
- Frank Zappa, predicting the Dubya years

Capt. Mooron August 24th 03 01:09 AM

Getting Ready, Bill!
 
No... why the hell are you so damn Negative ... cheer up!

CM
"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...
| On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 20:16:40 -0300, a team of surgeons from
| alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:
|
| you're on
| every killfile from here to Copacabana.
|
| That's meant to be an *insult*???
| --
| PJR:-)
| American way
| Threatened by us
| Drag a few creeps
| Away in a bus
| - Frank Zappa, predicting the Dubya years



Capt. Mooron August 24th 03 01:10 AM

Getting Ready, Bill!
 
Cripes you girls have thin skins dontcha....

CM

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
| Peter J Ross wrote in
| :
|
| On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 20:16:40 -0300, a team of surgeons from
| alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:
|
| you're on
| every killfile from here to Copacabana.
|
| That's meant to be an *insult*???
|
| Apparently.
|
| They're more than a little slow, aren't they?
|
|
| Bertie



Scott Vernon August 25th 03 12:20 PM

Scott is right
 
leaving in 1/2 hour, Mom.

Scotty

"katysails" wrote in message
...
As always

You're supposed to be in Detroit...

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein




Peter J Ross August 26th 03 01:18 AM

Scott is right
 
Finally a bottom post in ASA.

On Sun, 24 Aug 2003 04:04:35 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Lady Pilot:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
. ..
"Scott Vernon" wrote in news:bi4v8e$5b0kq$1@ID-
154502.news.uni-berlin.de:

Finally an honest post from Scott

I've taken a shot too many to the head

"Bobsprit" wrote

Monday is a few days away.


Capt RB


Finally a top post from Bertie.

LP


--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Alcatroll Labs Inc. (Executive Vice-President)

Donal August 27th 03 11:54 AM

Getting Ready, Bill! -HEY OZ
 

"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
That's not a log!!
Jesus!


You are sounding more like Bobsprit with every post! You said " No mention
of your log, avoiding the issue are you?"

You didn't ask for an actual log. You complained that there was no
*mention* of a log. You were wrong.... totally wrong ..... completely and
utterly wrong.

You shouldn't try to play Bobsprits "keep moving the goalposts" games. You
aren't as good at it as Bob is.

I'm afraid that you have been cornered on this one. There is no way out,
but you don't have to take my word for it. Keep trying.

Regards


Donal
--







Capt. Mooron August 27th 03 02:52 PM

Getting Ready, Bill! -HEY OZ
 

"The Captains Master" wrote in message

| Hmm guess I was wrong.

Wow... a ray of light!!

CM






Capt. Mooron August 27th 03 11:19 PM

Getting Ready, Bill! -HEY OZ
 

"The Captains Master" wrote in message

| You pulled your finger out of your nose?

It seems the only think pulled was your head from Bob's ass....

Ya still smell like **** though.... ;-)

CM





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