Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 04:37:31 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 17:05:00 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Wear a red carnation and carry a copy of The Times.
|
| I hope you hit it off. If you have babies together, I'm willing to
| be their godfather.

Oh Petey.... I hear your pitiful cries for attention. Your wailing
carried
on the cyber tides, crashing upon some desolate rock strewn beach with
nary a soul to heed your existence. I feel the futility of your
endeavors... the overwhelming surge of the seas drowning your efforts
of recognition. I understand the desperation that envelops you, upon
the realization that you are nothing more than flotsam in a current
that you cannot control. Let the cool liquid embrace of the medium
carry you along a course which allows you the comfort to believe you
are in control... due to your mere existence. Soothe yourself with
the realization that I do read your fervent prayers and my empathy is
boundless. Pax Infinitum

Oh ****. About twelve lines all about me. This kook is *owned*!

Bought 'em wholesale first day I walked in. Sort of a usenet "blue light
special"

I think you may have left some of them out of the refrigerator too
long.


MM, I was hoping that the dry ice I brought would do it, but alas..

Bertie

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 22:25:54 +0100, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Peter J Ross posted:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 04:41:34 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 22:24:50 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

(Popeye) wrote in
le.com:

hez rite scowt, u'd luk lyk magilla gorilla!
yr bes frn

Didn't Magilla Gorilla wear a bow tie?

No, Magilla Gorilla wore a tortilla. HTH.

Ah, so Touche Turtle was infertile?

Ah, so Minnie Mouse was a louse?

Ah, so Superman was a trashcan?

"/etc" wrote in
news
On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 22:25:54 +0100, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Peter J Ross posted:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 04:41:34 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 22:24:50 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

(Popeye) wrote in
gle.com:

hez rite scowt, u'd luk lyk magilla gorilla!
yr bes frn

Didn't Magilla Gorilla wear a bow tie?

No, Magilla Gorilla wore a tortilla. HTH.

Ah, so Touche Turtle was infertile?

Ah, so Minnie Mouse was a louse?

Ah, so Superman was a trashcan?

Ah, so Green Lantern was a planter?

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 23:43:26 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from /etc:

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 22:25:54 +0100, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Peter J Ross posted:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 04:41:34 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 22:24:50 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

(Popeye) wrote in
gle.com:

hez rite scowt, u'd luk lyk magilla gorilla!
yr bes frn

Didn't Magilla Gorilla wear a bow tie?

No, Magilla Gorilla wore a tortilla. HTH.

Ah, so Touche Turtle was infertile?

Ah, so Minnie Mouse was a louse?

Ah, so Superman was a trashcan?

Ah, so Donald Duck was a fondled ****?

--
PJR:-)
American way
Threatened by us
Drag a few creeps
Away in a bus
- Frank Zappa, predicting the Dubya years

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 23:39:43 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from /etc:

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 22:28:40 +0100, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Peter J Ross posted:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 15:34:45 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from /etc:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 17:05:00 -0300, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Capt. Mooron posted:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Wear a red carnation and carry a copy of The Times.
|
| I hope you hit it off. If you have babies together, I'm willing to be
| their godfather.

Oh Petey.... I hear your pitiful cries for attention. Your wailing carried
on the cyber tides, crashing upon some desolate rock strewn beach with nary
a soul to heed your existence. I feel the futility of your endeavors... the
overwhelming surge of the seas drowning your efforts of recognition. I
understand the desperation that envelops you, upon the realization that you
are nothing more than flotsam in a current that you cannot control. Let the
cool liquid embrace of the medium carry you along a course which allows you
the comfort to believe you are in control... due to your mere existence.
Soothe yourself with the realization that I do read your fervent prayers and
my empathy is boundless. Pax Infinitum

Are you Mike Soja, or are you just happy to see PJR?

He isn't Soja. He didn't mention Dean or Eddie twice in every
sentence.

Though he has the same convoluted long boring sentences, using
fancy fair words.

Well, they're both kooks, so just enjoy 'em.

He should also sign like

Capt. Mooron (As in "I saw the booty first")


--
PJR:-)
American way
Threatened by us
Drag a few creeps
Away in a bus
- Frank Zappa, predicting the Dubya years

Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 23 Aug 2003 23:32:26 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted:

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 23:43:26 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from /etc:

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 22:25:54 +0100, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Peter J Ross posted:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 04:41:34 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 22:24:50 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

(Popeye) wrote in
ogle.com:

hez rite scowt, u'd luk lyk magilla gorilla!
yr bes frn

Didn't Magilla Gorilla wear a bow tie?

No, Magilla Gorilla wore a tortilla. HTH.

Ah, so Touche Turtle was infertile?

Ah, so Minnie Mouse was a louse?

Ah, so Superman was a trashcan?

Ah, so Donald Duck was a fondled ****?

Ah, so Bucks Bunny was funny?

On Sun, 24 Aug 2003 04:21:35 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Dr. Flonkenstein:

Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 23 Aug 2003 23:32:26 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted:

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 23:43:26 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from /etc:

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 22:25:54 +0100, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Peter J Ross posted:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 04:41:34 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
om:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 22:24:50 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

(Popeye) wrote in
oogle.com:

hez rite scowt, u'd luk lyk magilla gorilla!
yr bes frn

Didn't Magilla Gorilla wear a bow tie?

No, Magilla Gorilla wore a tortilla. HTH.

Ah, so Touche Turtle was infertile?

Ah, so Minnie Mouse was a louse?

Ah, so Superman was a trashcan?

Ah, so Donald Duck was a fondled ****?

Ah, so Bucks Bunny was funny?

Ah, so Tom and Jerry were merry?

--
PJR:-)
American way
Threatened by us
Drag a few creeps
Away in a bus
- Frank Zappa, predicting the Dubya years

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 23:30:55 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
anonyme wrote in
:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 06:07:14 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
anonyme wrote in
:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 06:59:39 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
anonyme wrote in
news
On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 05:06:47 +0000 (UTC), Will Aikens
posted in message
from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
The_navigator© wrote in
:

You are very lucky you didn't break your hand hitting him that
hard. I know just how you feel about this, it's the sort of
disrespect for others that is so rampant today and is seen the
behaviour of the foul mouthed cross posters who are trying to
disrupt this NG. It is a pity that they were not taught to
repect others (esp. elders) by the 'parents' (I use that term
loosley for their parenting skills are usually minimal) who bred
them. Still animals breed without much trouble eh? But curs
always run away when it gets difficult.

Yep, or they claim to use killfiles, which amounts to pretty much
the same thing.

Is this guy 100 years old, or what?


Who knows, or cares.

I like to know details about my Fish.


shhh! they'r enot *fish*, they're "mice"

Mice, eh? What makes them mice-like?

You haven't spent enough time as a bored teenage boy, obviously.

That was missing from my childhood, yes.

--
anonyme mhm 32x19 and 31x11
Smeeter #34 Wee Saul Disciple #29
Imp of Confusion and/or Absurdity

http://members.iinet.net.au/~vannevar/ascii3.html

Wally wrote in message . ..
Bertie the Bunyip wrote in
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"Wally" wrote in news:UqT0b.58$uR5.351289@news-
text.cableinet.net:

"katysails" wrote in message
news:bi0vf9$449ml$1@ID-

If you lived here, you'd be getting the subpoena papers for a personal
injury suit in the morning and then you'd have to move to Canada to
escape....

And that's half the reason they're the delinquent scum that they are -
because they think they can get away with it.

Absolutley.

All grannies should be shot!

All of 'em!

then hung drawn and quartered.


Bertie




Bertie


--
Wally
I demand rigidly-defined areas of uncertainty!
www.art-gallery.myby.co.uk

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
om...
| Wally wrote in message
. ..
| Bertie the Bunyip wrote in
| :
|
| "Wally" wrote in news:UqT0b.58$uR5.351289@news-
| text.cableinet.net:
|
| "katysails" wrote in message
| news:bi0vf9$449ml$1@ID-
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| If you lived here, you'd be getting the subpoena papers for a
personal
| injury suit in the morning and then you'd have to move to Canada to
| escape....
|
| And that's half the reason they're the delinquent scum that they
are -
| because they think they can get away with it.
|
| Absolutley.
|
| All grannies should be shot!
|
| All of 'em!
|
| then hung drawn and quartered.

I'm tellin yer Ma on Ya.... so there!

CM