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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .

| BTW, weren't you supposed to have killfiled me when the Cabal got
| ahold of you the other day?

Nope ... I don't kilfile anyone Bertie.... and considering the short
attention span that prevails in these parts... I've lived up to my
obligations.

Face it... you guys have been really lame lately and it's probably
best I gave you a chance to rally.

Rally?

Why?

this is what I do.

Can't take it?




I'm afraid I have to inform both you and Petey that I'm going to hold
you to a higher level of posting material... so if I don't reply...
consider it as my judgment.

OK, I'll do that. Consider it your judgement, that is.



Bertie

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Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 22:46:32 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 07:15:49 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 04:14:16 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from JaxAshby:

http://gary.burnore.has-a-small-penis.com/

I see we've arrived at the small-penis stage of the campaign.

We're stil several weeks behind schedule so I pushed things forward
with a small scale spam-bait.

Might get around to a bigger one sometime later in the week, though.

Don't wait too long, or they'll all have run away.

they've already run away, or at least tried to..

Bye-bye, pedobois!

BTW, know of any particularly good spam boat froups to post to?

No, that would be advanced knowledge, and I'm new to this - which
makes ASA's surrender to me all the more pitiful.


Oh they haven't surrendered completely yet. The way this works is you
just leave them the way they are for a while, whilst continuing to
poke them continuously.

Oh, don't I know it! They already miss me whenever I'm away for 24
hours!

Eventually, a few will fall by th ewayside, leaving only the truly
hardcore loons like Donal, Simple Simon and Co left (we're pretty much
most of the way there already)

And they all *hate* each other!

one of those twits will eventaully realise that what
they are doing to each other is worse than anything that we ever did
and start lashing out like the loon he is (not dissimilar to the
scenario that got us here in the first place, more more distilled, if
you like)

Yes.

Eventaully, they'll form alliances amongst themselves, or group
together to try and defeat us. They'll come up with "identities" for
us and try and go RL to purge ASA of us and that, my friend, is well
worth the wait.

Have they worked out yet that I live in the UK?

It can take months, or even years, but it's quite a spectacle when it
comes to fruition.

Best thing is, you can tell 'em time and time again exactly what
you're doing and it doesn't make a damned bit of difference.

Months or years, I'm staying anyway. There's no group quite as good as
this one.

Not at the moment, anyway.


Bertei

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"Peter J Ross" wrote:
Oh, don't I know it! They already miss me whenever I'm away for 24
hours!

You've been gone, Peter? I need to pay more attention reading those time
stamps I guess...

Have they worked out yet that I live in the UK?

Well, I wasn't looking, but since you mentioned it, do you know Steve
Leyland?

Months or years, I'm staying anyway. There's no group quite as good as
this one.

Even if I don't stick around? Hmmm.

LP

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On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 23:24:14 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Lady Pilot:

"Peter J Ross" wrote:
Oh, don't I know it! They already miss me whenever I'm away for 24
hours!

You've been gone, Peter? I need to pay more attention reading those time
stamps I guess...

Yes, and I've been gone for 24 hours again.

You mean you don't constantly await my every post?

Have they worked out yet that I live in the UK?

Well, I wasn't looking, but since you mentioned it, do you know Steve
Leyland?

Not personally, but if ever he's in Somerset he's welcome to visit -
as long as he has a haircut first. Steve is one of the good guys.

Months or years, I'm staying anyway. There's no group quite as good as
this one.

Even if I don't stick around? Hmmm.

I'd still see you in AUK or alt.config occasionally, surely?

[relevant groups added]

--
PJR:-)
American way
Threatened by us
Drag a few creeps
Away in a bus
- Frank Zappa, predicting the Dubya years

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Peter J Ross wrote:
: On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 23:24:14 GMT, a team of surgeons from
: alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Lady Pilot:
:
:: "Peter J Ross" wrote:
::: Oh, don't I know it! They already miss me whenever I'm away for 24
::: hours!
::
:: You've been gone, Peter? I need to pay more attention reading those time
:: stamps I guess...
:
: Yes, and I've been gone for 24 hours again.
:
: You mean you don't constantly await my every post?
:
::: Have they worked out yet that I live in the UK?
::
:: Well, I wasn't looking, but since you mentioned it, do you know Steve
:: Leyland?
:
: Not personally, but if ever he's in Somerset he's welcome to visit -
: as long as he has a haircut first. Steve is one of the good guys.

what is this strange "haircut" word?
:
::: Months or years, I'm staying anyway. There's no group quite as good as
::: this one.
::
:: Even if I don't stick around? Hmmm.
:
: I'd still see you in AUK or alt.config occasionally, surely?
:
: [relevant groups added]

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#35
flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out alone.

================================================== ====================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the muppet
now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts
will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"

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================================================== ====================
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Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET ALTOGETHER,
DUMBASS."

miguel, soc.singles
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"Until the philosophy which holds one race superior and another inferior is
finally and permanently discredited and abandoned; until there is no longer
any first-class and second-class citizens of any nation; until the color of
a man's skin is of no more significance than the color of his eyes; until
the basic human rights are equally guaranteed to all, without regard to
race -- until that day, the dreams of lasting peace and world citizenship
and the rule of international morality will remain but a fleeting illusion,
to be pursued but never attained."

Haile Sellassie.
================================================== ====================
"First they came for the Communists, and I didn't speak up, because I
wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up,
because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't
speak up, because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me, and by that
time there was no one left to speak up for me."

Rev. Martin Niemoller, 1945
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds,
not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as Warriors
of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


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Meow

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"Peter J Ross" wrote:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 23:24:14 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Lady Pilot:

You've been gone, Peter? I need to pay more attention reading those time
stamps I guess...

Yes, and I've been gone for 24 hours again.

You mean you don't constantly await my every post?

Gee, no one ever told me that I was supposed to...but few ever tread there.
:)


Have they worked out yet that I live in the UK?

Well, I wasn't looking, but since you mentioned it, do you know Steve
Leyland?

Not personally, but if ever he's in Somerset he's welcome to visit -
as long as he has a haircut first.

Hehee. I've seen his picture; I could never date a man with longer hair
than my own. :-)

Steve is one of the good guys.

I would definitely agree.

Months or years, I'm staying anyway. There's no group quite as good as
this one.

Even if I don't stick around? Hmmm.

I'd still see you in AUK

Only if Bertie cross-posted there...

or alt.config occasionally, surely?

I haven't been there since what 1998? Do you remember me from then?

[relevant groups added]

chuckle Not to mention important!

LP (You know I will go to cross-posting hell for this, right?)

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On Sun, 24 Aug 2003 03:50:44 +0100, a team of surgeons from
alt.fan.pjr removed the following benign growth from Steve Leyland:

Peter J Ross wrote:
: On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 23:24:14 GMT, a team of surgeons from
: alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Lady Pilot:
:
:: "Peter J Ross" wrote:
::: Oh, don't I know it! They already miss me whenever I'm away for 24
::: hours!
::
:: You've been gone, Peter? I need to pay more attention reading those time
:: stamps I guess...
:
: Yes, and I've been gone for 24 hours again.
:
: You mean you don't constantly await my every post?
:
::: Have they worked out yet that I live in the UK?
::
:: Well, I wasn't looking, but since you mentioned it, do you know Steve
:: Leyland?
:
: Not personally, but if ever he's in Somerset he's welcome to visit -
: as long as he has a haircut first. Steve is one of the good guys.

what is this strange "haircut" word?

It's Polynesian for "You look like a gurlie". HTH ;-)

::: Months or years, I'm staying anyway. There's no group quite as good as
::: this one.
::
:: Even if I don't stick around? Hmmm.
:
: I'd still see you in AUK or alt.config occasionally, surely?
:
: [relevant groups added]

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
news:alt.fan.pjr
(also in google groups)
http://www.petitmorte.net/pjr/
(will not work in your obsolete browser)

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Peter J Ross wrote:
: On Sun, 24 Aug 2003 03:50:44 +0100, a team of surgeons from
: alt.fan.pjr removed the following benign growth from Steve Leyland:
:
:: Peter J Ross wrote:
::: On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 23:24:14 GMT, a team of surgeons from
::: alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Lady Pilot:
:::
:::: "Peter J Ross" wrote:
::::: Oh, don't I know it! They already miss me whenever I'm away for 24
::::: hours!
::::
:::: You've been gone, Peter? I need to pay more attention reading those
:::: time stamps I guess...
:::
::: Yes, and I've been gone for 24 hours again.
:::
::: You mean you don't constantly await my every post?
:::
::::: Have they worked out yet that I live in the UK?
::::
:::: Well, I wasn't looking, but since you mentioned it, do you know Steve
:::: Leyland?
:::
::: Not personally, but if ever he's in Somerset he's welcome to visit -
::: as long as he has a haircut first. Steve is one of the good guys.
::
:: what is this strange "haircut" word?
:
: It's Polynesian for "You look like a gurlie". HTH ;-)

is Polynesia where unshaven Yetis like you live, then? 0-Þ
:
::::: Months or years, I'm staying anyway. There's no group quite as good as
::::: this one.
::::
:::: Even if I don't stick around? Hmmm.
:::
::: I'd still see you in AUK or alt.config occasionally, surely?
:::
::: [relevant groups added]

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#35
flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

"Space...is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely
mindbogglingly big it is. I mean you may think it's a long way down the
road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space. " Douglas Adams

================================================== ====================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the muppet
now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts
will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"

******* Bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about usenet.
Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET ALTOGETHER,
DUMBASS."

miguel, soc.singles
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"Until the philosophy which holds one race superior and another inferior is
finally and permanently discredited and abandoned; until there is no longer
any first-class and second-class citizens of any nation; until the color of
a man's skin is of no more significance than the color of his eyes; until
the basic human rights are equally guaranteed to all, without regard to
race -- until that day, the dreams of lasting peace and world citizenship
and the rule of international morality will remain but a fleeting illusion,
to be pursued but never attained."

Haile Sellassie.
================================================== ====================
"First they came for the Communists, and I didn't speak up, because I
wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up,
because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't
speak up, because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me, and by that
time there was no one left to speak up for me."

Rev. Martin Niemoller, 1945
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds,
not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as Warriors
of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow

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"NH_/\)_" wrote in message . com...
There are plenty of sites on the net that teach English Ligature
check it out :) funny


Why would one feel the need? That's what I#m wondering.



Bertie

NH_/)_

"Popeye" wrote in message
om...
wen i gro up i wanna bee juz like jax.
rite nou i'm juz a lil azzole.
i wanna bee a yuge wun.
yr frn
popeye

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Bertie the Bunyip wrote in message news:bi4649
No I don't, actually. I don'\t read all of anything

nuf saed.
yr bes frn,
Popeye