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JaxAshby August 19th 03 03:23 PM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 
I've flown in both VMA and VMF squadrons in the Corps with over 750 carrier
landings. I also hold the record for the southernmost carrier landing. Care
to guess what latitude?

My most memorable carrier landing was when we were deploying out of Norfolk
aboard the Nimitz. I had leave when it depolyed so I wouldn't be catching up
with the ship until Naples. I figured I'd see the ship out in my private
plane, a Cessna 172 at the time.

I caught her three miles offshore and buzzed the island. I got the CAG on
the com and jokingly asked permission to do a few touch and goes on the
flight deck. He said since no planes were aboard I could have a go at it.
They brought the ship up to 35 knots into a 25 knot wind. I could just about
hover over the deck. I actually landed four times on the deck, rolled to a
stop and easily took off.

That's right, four unarrested carrier landings in a row. Another Naval
Aviation record! I flew back to Manassas and caught up with the ship two
weeks later in Naples by taking a MAC flight. The flight room was full of
pictures of the 172 landing and taking off. My fellow aviators were quite
taken back by my aeronautical prowess.

Jax



Popeye August 19th 03 07:09 PM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 
wen i gro up i wanna bee juz like jax.
rite nou i'm juz a lil azzole.
i wanna bee a yuge wun.
yr frn
popeye

Donal August 19th 03 10:45 PM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 

"Popeye" wrote in message
om...
wen i gro up i wanna bee juz like jax.
rite nou i'm juz a lil azzole.
i wanna bee a yuge wun.
yr frn
popeye



LOL.


Keep up the good work, Popeye. Top marks to Jax, also! Those idiots
didn't cop on for several days. Hilarious!!



Regards


Donal
--




Horvath August 19th 03 10:50 PM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 
On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 14:23:18 GMT, "JaxAshby"
wrote this crap:

I've flown in both VMA and VMF squadrons in the Corps with over 750 carrier
landings. I also hold the record for the southernmost carrier landing. Care
to guess what latitude?

My most memorable carrier landing was when we were deploying out of Norfolk
aboard the Nimitz. I had leave when it depolyed so I wouldn't be catching up
with the ship until Naples. I figured I'd see the ship out in my private
plane, a Cessna 172 at the time.

I caught her three miles offshore and buzzed the island. I got the CAG on
the com and jokingly asked permission to do a few touch and goes on the
flight deck. He said since no planes were aboard I could have a go at it.
They brought the ship up to 35 knots into a 25 knot wind. I could just about
hover over the deck. I actually landed four times on the deck, rolled to a
stop and easily took off.

That's right, four unarrested carrier landings in a row. Another Naval
Aviation record! I flew back to Manassas and caught up with the ship two
weeks later in Naples by taking a MAC flight. The flight room was full of
pictures of the 172 landing and taking off. My fellow aviators were quite
taken back by my aeronautical prowess.

Jax


Well, if you were president, it would be impressive.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Bertie the Bunyip August 20th 03 04:31 AM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 
(Shen44) wrote in news:20030819193949.21868.00000665@mb-
m07.aol.com:

junk mail


Are you sure?

Really sure?

Bertie








Bertie the Bunyip August 20th 03 04:37 AM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 
Bertie the Bunyip wrote in
:

(Shen44) wrote in news:20030819193949.21868.00000665@mb-
m07.aol.com:

junk mail


Are you sure?

Really sure?

Bertie


Absolutely sure?










Bertie the Bunyip August 20th 03 04:39 AM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 
"Donal" wrote in
:


"Popeye" wrote in message
om...
wen i gro up i wanna bee juz like jax.
rite nou i'm juz a lil azzole.
i wanna bee a yuge wun.
yr frn
popeye



LOL.


Keep up the good work, Popeye. Top marks to Jax, also! Those idiots
didn't cop on for several days. Hilarious!!


I copped on first post, actually.

But what if i never did?

BTW, how long befroe you cop on?




Bertie







Bertie the Bunyip August 20th 03 04:40 AM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 
Horvath wrote in :

On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 14:23:18 GMT, "JaxAshby"
wrote this crap:

I've flown in both VMA and VMF squadrons in the Corps with over 750
carrier landings. I also hold the record for the southernmost carrier
landing. Care to guess what latitude?

My most memorable carrier landing was when we were deploying out of
Norfolk aboard the Nimitz. I had leave when it depolyed so I wouldn't
be catching up with the ship until Naples. I figured I'd see the ship
out in my private plane, a Cessna 172 at the time.

I caught her three miles offshore and buzzed the island. I got the CAG
on the com and jokingly asked permission to do a few touch and goes on
the flight deck. He said since no planes were aboard I could have a go
at it. They brought the ship up to 35 knots into a 25 knot wind. I
could just about hover over the deck. I actually landed four times on
the deck, rolled to a stop and easily took off.

That's right, four unarrested carrier landings in a row. Another Naval
Aviation record! I flew back to Manassas and caught up with the ship
two weeks later in Naples by taking a MAC flight. The flight room was
full of pictures of the 172 landing and taking off. My fellow
aviators were quite taken back by my aeronautical prowess.

Jax


Well, if you were president, it would be impressive.


Well, if he had actualy done anything, it would be impressive (bush or
jaxhole or boob****


Bertie







NH_/\)_ August 20th 03 05:21 AM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 
There are plenty of sites on the net that teach English Ligature
check it out :) funny

NH_/)_

"Popeye" wrote in message
om...
wen i gro up i wanna bee juz like jax.
rite nou i'm juz a lil azzole.
i wanna bee a yuge wun.
yr frn
popeye




Bertie the Bunyip August 20th 03 05:22 AM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 
"NH_/\)_" wrote in
om:

There are plenty of sites on the net that teach English Ligature
check it out :) funny


Mmm.

IU'm sure.

Bertie

NH_/)_

"Popeye" wrote in message
om...
wen i gro up i wanna bee juz like jax.
rite nou i'm juz a lil azzole.
i wanna bee a yuge wun.
yr frn
popeye











NH_/\)_ August 20th 03 05:23 AM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 
They say that most people that are sex offenders have some serious problems
this defiantly may be one of them LOL

NH_/)_

"JaxAshby" wrote in message
k.net...
http://gary.burnore.has-a-small-penis.com/






Peter J Ross August 20th 03 06:54 AM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 
On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 04:23:54 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from NH_/)_:

They say that most people that are sex offenders have some serious problems
this defiantly may be one of them LOL


I don't often typo-lame, but I have to ask what you think "defiantly"
means here.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Peter J Ross August 20th 03 06:55 AM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 
On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 04:21:25 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from NH_/)_:

There are plenty of sites on the net that teach English Ligature
check it out :) funny


First "defiantly", and now "ligature".

Are you taking the ****?

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Bertie the Bunyip August 20th 03 08:15 AM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 
Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 04:14:16 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from JaxAshby:

http://gary.burnore.has-a-small-penis.com/


I see we've arrived at the small-penis stage of the campaign.


We're stil several weeks behind schedule so I pushed things forward with a
small scale spam-bait.

Might get around to a bigger one sometime later in the week, though.

BTW, know of any particularly good spam boat froups to post to?

Bertie

Peter J Ross August 21st 03 01:42 PM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 
On 20 Aug 2003 05:10:46 -0700, a team of surgeons from alt.sailing.asa
removed the following benign growth from Popeye:

meenz u need a paer ov plyrz tu get huk frum ur lip


Oh no! I'm being trolled!!!

- - - beeping profesor scout: peetey iz trine teech inglish agen!
mak heem stop - - -


Yes, make me stop, boyscout.

yr bes frn
popeye

Peter J Ross wrote
I don't often typo-lame, but I have to ask what you think "defiantly"
means here.


--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Peter J Ross August 21st 03 01:42 PM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 
On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 07:15:49 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 04:14:16 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from JaxAshby:

http://gary.burnore.has-a-small-penis.com/


I see we've arrived at the small-penis stage of the campaign.


We're stil several weeks behind schedule so I pushed things forward with a
small scale spam-bait.

Might get around to a bigger one sometime later in the week, though.


Don't wait too long, or they'll all have run away.

BTW, know of any particularly good spam boat froups to post to?


No, that would be advanced knowledge, and I'm new to this - which
makes ASA's surrender to me all the more pitiful.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Bertie the Bunyip August 21st 03 11:46 PM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 
Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 07:15:49 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 04:14:16 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from JaxAshby:

http://gary.burnore.has-a-small-penis.com/

I see we've arrived at the small-penis stage of the campaign.


We're stil several weeks behind schedule so I pushed things forward
with a small scale spam-bait.

Might get around to a bigger one sometime later in the week, though.


Don't wait too long, or they'll all have run away.


they've already run away, or at least tried to..

BTW, know of any particularly good spam boat froups to post to?


No, that would be advanced knowledge, and I'm new to this - which
makes ASA's surrender to me all the more pitiful.



Oh they haven't surrendered completely yet. The way this works is you just
leave them the way they are for a while, whilst continuing to poke them
continuously.
Eventually, a few will fall by th ewayside, leaving only the truly hardcore
loons like Donal, Simple Simon and Co left (we're pretty much most of the
way there already) one of those twits will eventaully realise that what
they are doing to each other is worse than anything that we ever did and
start lashing out like the loon he is (not dissimilar to the scenario that
got us here in the first place, more more distilled, if you like)
Eventaully, they'll form alliances amongst themselves, or group together to
try and defeat us. They'll come up with "identities" for us and try and go
RL to purge ASA of us and that, my friend, is well worth the wait.

It can take months, or even years, but it's quite a spectacle when it comes
to fruition.

Best thing is, you can tell 'em time and time again exactly what you're
doing and it doesn't make a damned bit of difference.


Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 22nd 03 12:10 AM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

Jeepers creepers bertie..... I'm glad you're sticking around.


So am I.

BTW, weren't you supposed to have killfiled me when the Cabal got ahold of
you the other day?



CM

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .
| Peter J Ross wrote in
| :
|
| On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 07:15:49 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
| alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
| Bunyip:
|
| Peter J Ross wrote in
| m:
|
| On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 04:14:16 GMT, a team of surgeons from
| alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from
| JaxAshby:
|
| http://gary.burnore.has-a-small-penis.com/
|
| I see we've arrived at the small-penis stage of the campaign.
|
| We're stil several weeks behind schedule so I pushed things forward
| with a small scale spam-bait.
|
| Might get around to a bigger one sometime later in the week,
| though.
|
| Don't wait too long, or they'll all have run away.
|
| they've already run away, or at least tried to..
|
| BTW, know of any particularly good spam boat froups to post to?
|
| No, that would be advanced knowledge, and I'm new to this - which
| makes ASA's surrender to me all the more pitiful.
|
|
| Oh they haven't surrendered completely yet. The way this works is you
| just leave them the way they are for a while, whilst continuing to
| poke them continuously.
| Eventually, a few will fall by th ewayside, leaving only the truly
hardcore
| loons like Donal, Simple Simon and Co left (we're pretty much most of
| the way there already) one of those twits will eventaully realise
| that what they are doing to each other is worse than anything that we
| ever did and start lashing out like the loon he is (not dissimilar to
| the scenario that got us here in the first place, more more
| distilled, if you like) Eventaully, they'll form alliances amongst
| themselves, or group together
to
| try and defeat us. They'll come up with "identities" for us and try
| and go RL to purge ASA of us and that, my friend, is well worth the
| wait.
|
| It can take months, or even years, but it's quite a spectacle when it
comes
| to fruition.
|
| Best thing is, you can tell 'em time and time again exactly what
| you're doing and it doesn't make a damned bit of difference.


Every time.


Bertie

Capt. Mooron August 22nd 03 12:36 AM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .

| BTW, weren't you supposed to have killfiled me when the Cabal got ahold of
| you the other day?

Nope ... I don't kilfile anyone Bertie.... and considering the short
attention span that prevails in these parts... I've lived up to my
obligations.

Face it... you guys have been really lame lately and it's probably best I
gave you a chance to rally.

I'm afraid I have to inform both you and Petey that I'm going to hold you to
a higher level of posting material... so if I don't reply... consider it as
my judgment.

CM



Scout August 22nd 03 12:51 AM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 
Well said CM, and ditto from me.
It is good to know though, that they read absolutely every single word I
post.
They analyze it - then try to say something sharp and witty - but they can't
think of anything.
Keep reading bozos, all of it, until I tell you to stop - my wish is your
command!
Scout


"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
I'm afraid I have to inform both you and Petey that I'm going to hold you

to
a higher level of posting material... so if I don't reply... consider it

as
my judgment.




Bertie the Bunyip August 22nd 03 05:26 AM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .

| BTW, weren't you supposed to have killfiled me when the Cabal got
| ahold of you the other day?

Nope ... I don't kilfile anyone Bertie.... and considering the short
attention span that prevails in these parts... I've lived up to my
obligations.

Face it... you guys have been really lame lately and it's probably
best I gave you a chance to rally.


Rally?

Why?

this is what I do.

Can't take it?




I'm afraid I have to inform both you and Petey that I'm going to hold
you to a higher level of posting material... so if I don't reply...
consider it as my judgment.


OK, I'll do that. Consider it your judgement, that is.



Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 22nd 03 05:28 AM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 
Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 22:46:32 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 07:15:49 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 04:14:16 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from JaxAshby:

http://gary.burnore.has-a-small-penis.com/

I see we've arrived at the small-penis stage of the campaign.

We're stil several weeks behind schedule so I pushed things forward
with a small scale spam-bait.

Might get around to a bigger one sometime later in the week, though.

Don't wait too long, or they'll all have run away.


they've already run away, or at least tried to..


Bye-bye, pedobois!

BTW, know of any particularly good spam boat froups to post to?

No, that would be advanced knowledge, and I'm new to this - which
makes ASA's surrender to me all the more pitiful.



Oh they haven't surrendered completely yet. The way this works is you
just leave them the way they are for a while, whilst continuing to
poke them continuously.


Oh, don't I know it! They already miss me whenever I'm away for 24
hours!

Eventually, a few will fall by th ewayside, leaving only the truly
hardcore loons like Donal, Simple Simon and Co left (we're pretty much
most of the way there already)


And they all *hate* each other!

one of those twits will eventaully realise that what
they are doing to each other is worse than anything that we ever did
and start lashing out like the loon he is (not dissimilar to the
scenario that got us here in the first place, more more distilled, if
you like)


Yes.

Eventaully, they'll form alliances amongst themselves, or group
together to try and defeat us. They'll come up with "identities" for
us and try and go RL to purge ASA of us and that, my friend, is well
worth the wait.


Have they worked out yet that I live in the UK?

It can take months, or even years, but it's quite a spectacle when it
comes to fruition.

Best thing is, you can tell 'em time and time again exactly what
you're doing and it doesn't make a damned bit of difference.


Months or years, I'm staying anyway. There's no group quite as good as
this one.


Not at the moment, anyway.


Bertei

Lady Pilot August 23rd 03 12:24 AM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 

"Peter J Ross" wrote:
Oh, don't I know it! They already miss me whenever I'm away for 24
hours!


You've been gone, Peter? I need to pay more attention reading those time
stamps I guess...

Have they worked out yet that I live in the UK?


Well, I wasn't looking, but since you mentioned it, do you know Steve
Leyland?

Months or years, I'm staying anyway. There's no group quite as good as
this one.


Even if I don't stick around? Hmmm.

LP



Peter J Ross August 23rd 03 10:16 PM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 
On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 23:24:14 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Lady Pilot:

"Peter J Ross" wrote:
Oh, don't I know it! They already miss me whenever I'm away for 24
hours!


You've been gone, Peter? I need to pay more attention reading those time
stamps I guess...


Yes, and I've been gone for 24 hours again.

You mean you don't constantly await my every post?

Have they worked out yet that I live in the UK?


Well, I wasn't looking, but since you mentioned it, do you know Steve
Leyland?


Not personally, but if ever he's in Somerset he's welcome to visit -
as long as he has a haircut first. Steve is one of the good guys.

Months or years, I'm staying anyway. There's no group quite as good as
this one.


Even if I don't stick around? Hmmm.


I'd still see you in AUK or alt.config occasionally, surely?

[relevant groups added]

--
PJR:-)
American way
Threatened by us
Drag a few creeps
Away in a bus
- Frank Zappa, predicting the Dubya years

Steve Leyland August 24th 03 03:50 AM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 
Peter J Ross wrote:
: On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 23:24:14 GMT, a team of surgeons from
: alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Lady Pilot:
:
:: "Peter J Ross" wrote:
::: Oh, don't I know it! They already miss me whenever I'm away for 24
::: hours!
::
:: You've been gone, Peter? I need to pay more attention reading those time
:: stamps I guess...
:
: Yes, and I've been gone for 24 hours again.
:
: You mean you don't constantly await my every post?
:
::: Have they worked out yet that I live in the UK?
::
:: Well, I wasn't looking, but since you mentioned it, do you know Steve
:: Leyland?
:
: Not personally, but if ever he's in Somerset he's welcome to visit -
: as long as he has a haircut first. Steve is one of the good guys.

what is this strange "haircut" word?
:
::: Months or years, I'm staying anyway. There's no group quite as good as
::: this one.
::
:: Even if I don't stick around? Hmmm.
:
: I'd still see you in AUK or alt.config occasionally, surely?
:
: [relevant groups added]

--
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http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/

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Lady Pilot August 24th 03 03:58 AM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 

"Peter J Ross" wrote:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 23:24:14 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Lady Pilot:


You've been gone, Peter? I need to pay more attention reading those time
stamps I guess...


Yes, and I've been gone for 24 hours again.

You mean you don't constantly await my every post?


Gee, no one ever told me that I was supposed to...but few ever tread there.
:)


Have they worked out yet that I live in the UK?


Well, I wasn't looking, but since you mentioned it, do you know Steve
Leyland?


Not personally, but if ever he's in Somerset he's welcome to visit -
as long as he has a haircut first.


Hehee. I've seen his picture; I could never date a man with longer hair
than my own. :-)

Steve is one of the good guys.


I would definitely agree.

Months or years, I'm staying anyway. There's no group quite as good as
this one.


Even if I don't stick around? Hmmm.


I'd still see you in AUK


Only if Bertie cross-posted there...

or alt.config occasionally, surely?


I haven't been there since what 1998? Do you remember me from then?

[relevant groups added]


chuckle Not to mention important!

LP (You know I will go to cross-posting hell for this, right?)



Peter J Ross August 24th 03 06:09 AM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 
On Sun, 24 Aug 2003 03:50:44 +0100, a team of surgeons from
alt.fan.pjr removed the following benign growth from Steve Leyland:

Peter J Ross wrote:
: On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 23:24:14 GMT, a team of surgeons from
: alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Lady Pilot:
:
:: "Peter J Ross" wrote:
::: Oh, don't I know it! They already miss me whenever I'm away for 24
::: hours!
::
:: You've been gone, Peter? I need to pay more attention reading those time
:: stamps I guess...
:
: Yes, and I've been gone for 24 hours again.
:
: You mean you don't constantly await my every post?
:
::: Have they worked out yet that I live in the UK?
::
:: Well, I wasn't looking, but since you mentioned it, do you know Steve
:: Leyland?
:
: Not personally, but if ever he's in Somerset he's welcome to visit -
: as long as he has a haircut first. Steve is one of the good guys.

what is this strange "haircut" word?


It's Polynesian for "You look like a gurlie". HTH ;-)

::: Months or years, I'm staying anyway. There's no group quite as good as
::: this one.
::
:: Even if I don't stick around? Hmmm.
:
: I'd still see you in AUK or alt.config occasionally, surely?
:
: [relevant groups added]


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Steve Leyland August 25th 03 08:08 AM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 
Peter J Ross wrote:
: On Sun, 24 Aug 2003 03:50:44 +0100, a team of surgeons from
: alt.fan.pjr removed the following benign growth from Steve Leyland:
:
:: Peter J Ross wrote:
::: On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 23:24:14 GMT, a team of surgeons from
::: alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Lady Pilot:
:::
:::: "Peter J Ross" wrote:
::::: Oh, don't I know it! They already miss me whenever I'm away for 24
::::: hours!
::::
:::: You've been gone, Peter? I need to pay more attention reading those
:::: time stamps I guess...
:::
::: Yes, and I've been gone for 24 hours again.
:::
::: You mean you don't constantly await my every post?
:::
::::: Have they worked out yet that I live in the UK?
::::
:::: Well, I wasn't looking, but since you mentioned it, do you know Steve
:::: Leyland?
:::
::: Not personally, but if ever he's in Somerset he's welcome to visit -
::: as long as he has a haircut first. Steve is one of the good guys.
::
:: what is this strange "haircut" word?
:
: It's Polynesian for "You look like a gurlie". HTH ;-)

is Polynesia where unshaven Yetis like you live, then? 0-Þ
:
::::: Months or years, I'm staying anyway. There's no group quite as good as
::::: this one.
::::
:::: Even if I don't stick around? Hmmm.
:::
::: I'd still see you in AUK or alt.config occasionally, surely?
:::
::: [relevant groups added]

--
Steve Leyland
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And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
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And binding with briars my joys and desires."

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Bertie the Bunyip August 25th 03 04:59 PM

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"NH_/\)_" wrote in message . com...
There are plenty of sites on the net that teach English Ligature
check it out :) funny



Why would one feel the need? That's what I#m wondering.



Bertie

NH_/)_

"Popeye" wrote in message
om...
wen i gro up i wanna bee juz like jax.
rite nou i'm juz a lil azzole.
i wanna bee a yuge wun.
yr frn
popeye


Popeye August 25th 03 11:54 PM

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Bertie the Bunyip wrote in message news:bi4649
No I don't, actually. I don'\t read all of anything


nuf saed.
yr bes frn,
Popeye

Peter J Ross August 26th 03 12:13 AM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 
On Mon, 25 Aug 2003 08:08:02 +0100, a team of surgeons from
alt.fan.pjr removed the following benign growth from Steve Leyland:

Peter J Ross wrote:
: On Sun, 24 Aug 2003 03:50:44 +0100, a team of surgeons from
: alt.fan.pjr removed the following benign growth from Steve Leyland:
:
:: Peter J Ross wrote:
::: On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 23:24:14 GMT, a team of surgeons from
::: alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Lady Pilot:
:::
:::: "Peter J Ross" wrote:
::::: Oh, don't I know it! They already miss me whenever I'm away for 24
::::: hours!
::::
:::: You've been gone, Peter? I need to pay more attention reading those
:::: time stamps I guess...
:::
::: Yes, and I've been gone for 24 hours again.
:::
::: You mean you don't constantly await my every post?
:::
::::: Have they worked out yet that I live in the UK?
::::
:::: Well, I wasn't looking, but since you mentioned it, do you know Steve
:::: Leyland?
:::
::: Not personally, but if ever he's in Somerset he's welcome to visit -
::: as long as he has a haircut first. Steve is one of the good guys.
::
:: what is this strange "haircut" word?
:
: It's Polynesian for "You look like a gurlie". HTH ;-)

is Polynesia where unshaven Yetis like you live, then? 0-Þ


Yes, but I'm one of teh few in captivity.

::::: Months or years, I'm staying anyway. There's no group quite as good as
::::: this one.
::::
:::: Even if I don't stick around? Hmmm.
:::
::: I'd still see you in AUK or alt.config occasionally, surely?
:::
::: [relevant groups added]


--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
news:alt.fan.pjr
(also in google groups)
http://www.petitmorte.net/pjr/
(will not work in your obsolete browser)

Peter J Ross August 26th 03 12:20 AM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 
On Sun, 24 Aug 2003 02:58:40 GMT, a team of surgeons from alt.fan.pjr
removed the following benign growth from Lady Pilot:

"Peter J Ross" wrote:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 23:24:14 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Lady Pilot:


You've been gone, Peter? I need to pay more attention reading those time
stamps I guess...


Yes, and I've been gone for 24 hours again.

You mean you don't constantly await my every post?


Gee, no one ever told me that I was supposed to...but few ever tread there.
:)

Have they worked out yet that I live in the UK?

Well, I wasn't looking, but since you mentioned it, do you know Steve
Leyland?


Not personally, but if ever he's in Somerset he's welcome to visit -
as long as he has a haircut first.


Hehee. I've seen his picture; I could never date a man with longer hair
than my own. :-)


Do long beards count?

Steve is one of the good guys.


I would definitely agree.

Months or years, I'm staying anyway. There's no group quite as good as
this one.

Even if I don't stick around? Hmmm.


I'd still see you in AUK


Only if Bertie cross-posted there...


That would be very naughty of Bertie.

or alt.config occasionally, surely?


I haven't been there since what 1998? Do you remember me from then?


No, but somebody said something that suggested you were a reg.

WHO ARE YOU ANYWAY? I've been assuming I knew you with a different
posting handle.

[relevant groups added]


chuckle Not to mention important!

LP (You know I will go to cross-posting hell for this, right?)


Crossposting is *good*. Did you know that everybody in the world is
only seven degrees of crossposting apart?

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
news:alt.fan.pjr
(also in google groups)
http://www.petitmorte.net/pjr/
(will not work in your obsolete browser)

Capt. Mooron August 26th 03 01:37 AM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| WHO ARE YOU ANYWAY? I've been assuming I knew you with a different
| posting handle.

ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ... cripes your Swift eh Brainiac!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

CM




Peter J Ross August 27th 03 11:10 PM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 
On Mon, 25 Aug 2003 21:37:01 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.fan.pjr removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| WHO ARE YOU ANYWAY? I've been assuming I knew you with a different
| posting handle.

ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ... cripes your Swift eh Brainiac!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

CM


Melt down much, Mooroon?

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Alcatroll Labs Inc. (Executive Vice-President)

Lady Pilot September 4th 03 01:02 AM

Carrier Landing Unlike any Other
 

"Peter J Ross" asked with much curiosity:

On Sun, 24 Aug 2003 02:58:40 GMT, a team of surgeons from alt.fan.pjr
removed the following benign growth from Lady Pilot:


Hehee. I've seen his picture; I could never date a man with longer

hair
than my own. :-)


Do long beards count?


Well, considering the fact that I don't have a beard, there wouldn't be
any competition. ;-)

I'd still see you in AUK


Only if Bertie cross-posted there...


That would be very naughty of Bertie.


Goes without saying...

I haven't been there since what 1998? Do you remember me from then?


No, but somebody said something that suggested you were a reg.


Someone on usenet talked about me? Tell me it isn't so!!! LOL!

WHO ARE YOU ANYWAY?


I've been asked that at least a dozen times in the last few days. hehee

I've been assuming I knew you with a different
posting handle.


Ya just never know...

[relevant groups added]


chuckle Not to mention important!

LP (You know I will go to cross-posting hell for this, right?)


Crossposting is *good*. Did you know that everybody in the world is
only seven degrees of crossposting apart?


No, I didn't know; how do you come up with those figures?

LP




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