On Mon, 18 Aug 2003 13:50:20 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
, stank up the place with:


"Daedalus" wrote in message
| Well, I didn't realize you had permission to post racist jokes. That's
| a different matter entirely...

Define Permission......

Why?


Define Racist........

Are you hoping an excercise in vocabulary will obfuscate the fact you
posted potentially offensive jokes about racial sterotypes?

Why worry? You said you got them from the proper source. You probably
waited to make sure there were no innuit or other native Americans
around asa to get offended.

Post away, funny guy!

Jade



CM

"Daedalus" wrote in message

| This bloviation was very interesting and clearly a needed espousement
| on your part. But it seems as though you are saying that they are not
| Native Americans. I apologize for not realizing that they reside in
| China or the eastern republics of the former Soviet Union.

No.. they're in Canada. You know... the country you blame every time
something happens.

|
| It was my strong impression that they were peoples within the United
| States of America preceeding the european and african migrations.
| (That being the definition of native american)

Spell it with me... C-A-N-A-D-A. Your little conglomeration of states is way
smaller.

| Why does this have to be political? I already apologized. Clearly you
| have the experience and the expressed consent to call the Inuit a
| bunch of drunks if you want to.

The joke is that there are no Inuit Bartenders....


| Yes, you are very funny. When you run our of Inuit jokes, could you
| ask some of your black friends if you can post jokes about black
| people smoking crack and eating chitlins?

Well I don't know any funny jokes about Blacks. Which Blacks are you
referring to? I was born in the Congo, Africa. I'm aware of a lot of
tribes... can you be more specific.... Australian Aborigines? Bantu?


| HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! Clever whiteboy!

There you go making assumptions about my race again.... that's racist!

CM

On Mon, 18 Aug 2003 17:15:48 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
, stank up the place with:


"Daedalus" wrote in message

| This bloviation was very interesting and clearly a needed espousement
| on your part. But it seems as though you are saying that they are not
| Native Americans. I apologize for not realizing that they reside in
| China or the eastern republics of the former Soviet Union.

No.. they're in Canada. You know... the country you blame every time
something happens.

So there are NO Inuit in the US? Huh. You keep teaching me and I keep
learning. Why do they concern themselves with "African Americans"
then? Know any really derrogatory Canadian jokes?


|
| It was my strong impression that they were peoples within the United
| States of America preceeding the european and african migrations.
| (That being the definition of native american)

Spell it with me... C-A-N-A-D-A. Your little conglomeration of states is way
smaller.

ok. And...?


| Why does this have to be political? I already apologized. Clearly you
| have the experience and the expressed consent to call the Inuit a
| bunch of drunks if you want to.

The joke is that there are no Inuit Bartenders....

Uh huh. What about Inuit Amway salesmen? Would that have made the joke
funny also?



| Yes, you are very funny. When you run our of Inuit jokes, could you
| ask some of your black friends if you can post jokes about black
| people smoking crack and eating chitlins?

Well I don't know any funny jokes about Blacks. Which Blacks are you
referring to? I was born in the Congo, Africa. I'm aware of a lot of
tribes... can you be more specific.... Australian Aborigines? Bantu?

Well, from the sterotypes I suggested, most people would have been
able to deduce black Americans. I'm beginning to realize I need to
dumb things down for you.



| HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! Clever whiteboy!

There you go making assumptions about my race again.... that's racist!

I apologize for getting your race wrong. You write like a self
righteous white supremacist. But of course racists come in all colors.
I'm still not sure what this has to do with the fact you posted
offensive jokes about Inuit.

Jade


CM

"Daedalus" wrote in message

| I'm still not sure what this has to do with the fact you posted
| offensive jokes about Inuit.

You should really lighten up.... it's usually the people that take offense
that seem to have the most guilt to overcome. Racism is a fact of life, and
if you've ever told a blonde joke you are as guilty as the people you
accuse. Next time you feel sanctimonious enough to leap onto the soap box
with an arm load of assumptions... you might try dropping the attitude of
moral supremacy. The topping on the cake seems to be your choice of
usegroups and the twisted logic that accompanies your platform.

BTW - I'm not of African decent. Another false assumption on your part.....

CM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...

BTW - I'm not of African decent. Another false assumption on your part.....



Wrong! According to genetic scientists who study mytochondrial DNA all humans
alive today are descendants on one african woman named "Eve".

S.Simon

"Daedalus" wrote in message
k.net...
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
|
| "Daedalus" wrote in message
|
| | I'm still not sure what this has to do with the fact you posted
| | offensive jokes about Inuit.
|
| You should really lighten up.... it's usually the people that take
| offense
| that seem to have the most guilt to overcome. Racism is a fact of life,
| and
| if you've ever told a blonde joke you are as guilty as the people you
| accuse. Next time you feel sanctimonious enough to leap onto the soap
box
| with an arm load of assumptions... you might try dropping the attitude
of
| moral supremacy. The topping on the cake seems to be your choice of
| usegroups and the twisted logic that accompanies your platform.

| That's what trolling's all about, dinkenheimer. I took you out for a test
| drive and you petered out on the second mile. I can smell the densive
fuming
| from here. I was hoping you could make it a few more posts and be worth my
| time, but alas, another organ grinder's monkey expires. It all unravels
when
| you start snipping everything in sight hoping that it won't be seen by
| others.

Well that's the thanks I get for clipping the drivel...... yup, you are one
master baiter there bucky. You nailed me good. Hit me right where it
hurts..... what I can't understand is why you cut the line so early on????


| BTW - A parting slap - Where in teh following quote did I hazard to guess
| you were African?

Well your heart felt apology regarding a possible inference to my genetic
roots and the fact I stated truthfully that I was born in Africa.... not to
mention you claimed to believe I was a "white supremacist". That was so
funny when you thought I might not be "white"... you sounded like you where
trying to extract a foot from your mouth.

| There you go making assumptions about my race again.... that's racist!
|
| I apologize for getting your race wrong. You write like a self
| righteous white supremacist. But of course racists come in all colors.
| I'm still not sure what this has to do with the fact you posted
| offensive jokes about Inuit.
|
| S P N A K
|
| Jade (Go ahead and crow about the spelling error)

Okay.... is "densive" a word? ... and it's spelled "the", not "teh".

CM





CM

"Daedalus" wrote in message
k.net...
That's what trolling's all about, dinkenheimer. I took you out for a test
drive and you petered out on the second mile. I can smell the densive
fuming
from here. I was hoping you could make it a few more posts and be worth my
time, but alas, another organ grinder's monkey expires. It all unravels
when
you start snipping everything in sight hoping that it won't be seen by
others.
snip
BTW - A parting slap - Where in teh following quote did I hazard to guess
you were African?

Trans:

"Oh ****! Get me out of here!"

BTW, Here's a joke.

Q. How do you confuse an Irishman?

A. Put three shovels against the wall and tell him to take his *pick*!



Regards


Donal
--

"Donal" wrote in
:


"rb" [email protected] wrote in message
. ..
Young O'Donnell rushes into a church, places his rifle under a pew,
and enters a confessional. "Father," he gasps, "I've just shot down
two British Lieutenants!" Hearing no response, he goes on, "I also
knocked off a British Captain!" When there is still no response from
the priest, O'Donnell says, "Father, have ye fainted?" "Of course I
haven't fainted," replies the priest. "I'm waitin' for you to stop
talkin' politics and commence confessin' your sins!"


LO.... [ahem]

what does it matter to you, defector?

Bertei

On Mon, 18 Aug 2003 21:44:46 GMT, rb [email protected], stank up the place with:

In case you were wondering why "Daedalus" barged
into alt.usenet.kooks on Mon, 18 Aug 2003 22:06:15 GMT and unloaded a
furious mass of text, perhaps the following will clear things up:


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Daedalus" wrote in message

| I'm still not sure what this has to do with the fact you posted
| offensive jokes about Inuit.

You should really lighten up.... it's usually the people that take
offense
that seem to have the most guilt to overcome. Racism is a fact of
life,
and
if you've ever told a blonde joke you are as guilty as the people you
accuse. Next time you feel sanctimonious enough to leap onto the soap
box with an arm load of assumptions... you might try dropping the
attitude of moral supremacy. The topping on the cake seems to be your
choice of usegroups and the twisted logic that accompanies your
platform.

That's what trolling's all about, dinkenheimer. I took you out for a
test drive and you petered out on the second mile. I can smell the
densive fuming from here. I was hoping you could make it a few more
posts and be worth my time, but alas, another organ grinder's monkey
expires. It all unravels when you start snipping everything in sight
hoping that it won't be seen by others.

So either Jade is a clever troll or just another self-righteous,
oversensitive PCer who's offended by every little thing and who resorts to
a cheap excuse to look k3wl.

If I didn't know better, I'd seriously presume the latter. Jade, you are
a clever one.

Playing the PC police always gets 'em goin'! Tee Hee!

Jade

On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 01:03:20 +0100, "Donal" ,
stank up the place with:


"Daedalus" wrote in message
nk.net...
That's what trolling's all about, dinkenheimer. I took you out for a test
drive and you petered out on the second mile. I can smell the densive
fuming
from here. I was hoping you could make it a few more posts and be worth my
time, but alas, another organ grinder's monkey expires. It all unravels
when
you start snipping everything in sight hoping that it won't be seen by
others.
snip
BTW - A parting slap - Where in teh following quote did I hazard to guess
you were African?

Trans:

"Oh ****! Get me out of here!"

Newbie.

Jade