My cat sails more often than you, boy!

I sense a little envy in that you realized
after reading my post below that you
aren't getting the free ride you thought
you were getting. The main difference
between your wife and a prostitute is
your wife is too ugly to be a prostitute.

Nobody but you would pay good money
for her.

S.Simon


The Captains Master wrote in message ...

Yawn, this from the man who's only friend is a cat!

On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 09:18:17 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote:

Show me a man who gets sex from a woman and
doesn't spend money doing it and I will show you
a prison guard in a woman's prison. All other men
pay and pay royally. Those men who engage the
services of a prostitute pay far, far less than
married men who must buy their women cars
houses, boats etc. just so they can get a little,
tired and boring same old, same old.

The new trend is amateur, teenage hookers
who live in good homes and good families but
who just like to earn more money so they can
have more freedom than paltry allowances provide.


S.Simon
Prostitutes are a winter sport, summer sport, etc.



Oz1...of the 3 twins.
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

My cat sails more often than you, boy!

No, there's every indication that you rarely leave your mooring. Does your cat
get out on another more seaworthy boat?

RB

"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
My cat sails more often than you, boy!

No, there's every indication that you rarely leave your mooring. Does your cat
get out on another more seaworthy boat?

Stupid question! There are perhaps only a dozen or so more seaworthy
boats in the entire world than "Cut the Mustard".

Simple Simon wrote:
"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
My cat sails more often than you, boy!

No, there's every indication that you rarely leave your mooring.
Does your cat get out on another more seaworthy boat?

Stupid question! There are perhaps only a dozen or so more seaworthy
boats in the entire world than "Cut the Mustard".

You mean "catagories of boats" which are more seaworthy, such as:

All other sailboats
All powerboats
All RAMs
All NUCS
etc.

Did you read the latest where they are going to
re-write the COLREGS to further define large
catamarans and trimarans as powerboats if they
have an engine installed, whether the engine is
running or not, as a motor boat?

It seems they did a study and found cruising
multihulls never turn off the motor.

S.Simon


"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message ...
Simple Simon wrote:
"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
My cat sails more often than you, boy!

No, there's every indication that you rarely leave your mooring.
Does your cat get out on another more seaworthy boat?

Stupid question! There are perhaps only a dozen or so more seaworthy
boats in the entire world than "Cut the Mustard".

You mean "catagories of boats" which are more seaworthy, such as:

All other sailboats
All powerboats
All RAMs
All NUCS
etc.

You mean "catagories of boats" which are more seaworthy, such as:

You left out the Mac26X which is in it's own class and better boat than the
poor Coronado 27.

RB