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No.... really? Wow, thanks for the insight!

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Mon, 11 Aug 2003 12:28:51 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Actually, I think anyone can perform the ceremony. The issue is
that it be a legal marriage at some point. For example, lots of
people renew their vows after some period of years. Anyone can
perform that kind of ceremony.

It depends on the state law.




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Hero, I'm sure you think everyone else isn't straight. Did
you go through one of those programs that was supposed
to cure your homosexuality? Sure sounds like it to me.

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Mon, 11 Aug 2003 20:53:52 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

No.... really? Wow, thanks for the insight!

Somebody had to set you straight.

Oops! Sorry. You'll never be straight.


"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Mon, 11 Aug 2003 12:28:51 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Actually, I think anyone can perform the ceremony. The issue is
that it be a legal marriage at some point. For example, lots of
people renew their vows after some period of years. Anyone can
perform that kind of ceremony.

It depends on the state law.






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Call me Captain Reverand Mike
 

On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 09:40:24 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Hero, I'm sure you think everyone else isn't straight. Did
you go through one of those programs that was supposed
to cure your homosexuality?

After I stopped beating my wife?

Sure sounds like it to me.

What was the program like for you?





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So you did stop beating your wife? Good for you!

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 09:40:24 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Hero, I'm sure you think everyone else isn't straight. Did
you go through one of those programs that was supposed
to cure your homosexuality?

After I stopped beating my wife?

Sure sounds like it to me.

What was the program like for you?





Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Call me Captain Reverand Mike
 

On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 23:53:01 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

So you did stop beating your wife? Good for you!

I'm not married, and have never been married. I don't think my
girlfriend, or my fiance would like it if I got married.


"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 09:40:24 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Hero, I'm sure you think everyone else isn't straight. Did
you go through one of those programs that was supposed
to cure your homosexuality?

After I stopped beating my wife?

Sure sounds like it to me.

What was the program like for you?





Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Call me Captain Reverand Mike
 

If your fiance wouldn't like it if you got married, why
is she your fiance?

From dictionary.com: "A man to whom a woman is engaged
to be married."

So now I'm confused. Are you a man or a woman? Is
your fiance a man or a woman? Have you stopped
beating him or her?

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 23:53:01 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

So you did stop beating your wife? Good for you!

I'm not married, and have never been married. I don't think my
girlfriend, or my fiance would like it if I got married.


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 09:40:24 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Hero, I'm sure you think everyone else isn't straight. Did
you go through one of those programs that was supposed
to cure your homosexuality?

After I stopped beating my wife?

Sure sounds like it to me.

What was the program like for you?





Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!