Call me Captain Reverand Maike
 

After spending $200 for a guy who does concrete work as a real job to marry
me, I've decided this is a great side gig! All you have to do is go to the
Universal Life Church website and you too can be an instant Reverend!
I am now able to perform Marriages, Baptisms and Funerals, as well as all
kinds of other swell stuff.
So from now on, call me Captain Reverend!
Cap'n Rev Mike
www.sailinglinks.com

Call me Captain Reverand Maike
 

see photos at:
http://community.webshots.com/album/85087911JQcJtO
Cap'n Rev

"Mike" wrote in message
...
After spending $200 for a guy who does concrete work as a real job to
marry
me, I've decided this is a great side gig! All you have to do is go to
the
Universal Life Church website and you too can be an instant Reverend!
I am now able to perform Marriages, Baptisms and Funerals, as well as all
kinds of other swell stuff.
So from now on, call me Captain Reverend!
Cap'n Rev Mike
www.sailinglinks.com

Call me Captain Reverand Maike
 

On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 21:21:13 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Jonathan
Ganz:

Are you registered with the state? I believe you have to be to make
it legal.

What would you know about legality, forger?

"Mike" wrote in message
...
After spending $200 for a guy who does concrete work as a real job to
marry
me, I've decided this is a great side gig! All you have to do is go to
the
Universal Life Church website and you too can be an instant Reverend!
I am now able to perform Marriages, Baptisms and Funerals, as well as all
kinds of other swell stuff.
So from now on, call me Captain Reverend!
Cap'n Rev Mike
www.sailinglinks.com

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Call me Captain Reverand Maike
 

I'm a Notary Public so can marry people in the State of Michigan, but it
would be an ungodly, heathenish state affair.....so far, no one's asked me
to perform that service, for which I'm really rather grateful...I would feel
responsible for them...
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Call me Captain Reverand Maike
 

Mike, I think Hero here has got some issues. You might
want to refer him to a counselor if he keeps insisting that
he wants you to help him marry his father.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 11 Aug 2003 03:17:55 GMT, "Mike" wrote
this crap:

After spending $200 for a guy who does concrete work as a real job to
marry
me,

You married a guy? after paying him $200? I didn't know you were into
that stuff.

I've decided this is a great side gig! All you have to do is go to the
Universal Life Church website and you too can be an instant Reverend!
I am now able to perform Marriages, Baptisms and Funerals, as well as all
kinds of other swell stuff.
So from now on, call me Captain Reverend!
Cap'n Rev Mike

You making gay marriages your speciality?




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Call me Captain Reverand Maike
 

Ha ha hardy ho ho. Guess you really got me there horky.
Mike

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 11 Aug 2003 03:17:55 GMT, "Mike" wrote
this crap:

After spending $200 for a guy who does concrete work as a real job to
marry
me,

You married a guy? after paying him $200? I didn't know you were into
that stuff.

I've decided this is a great side gig! All you have to do is go to the
Universal Life Church website and you too can be an instant Reverend!
I am now able to perform Marriages, Baptisms and Funerals, as well as all
kinds of other swell stuff.
So from now on, call me Captain Reverend!
Cap'n Rev Mike

You making gay marriages your speciality?




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Call me Captain Reverand Mike
 

Actually, I think anyone can perform the ceremony. The issue is
that it be a legal marriage at some point. For example, lots of
people renew their vows after some period of years. Anyone can
perform that kind of ceremony.

"Mike" wrote in message
...
They said it was legal but I guess I'll check into it before I perform any
marriages.
Actually got the idea from my instructor at the Maritime Institute when I
was studying for my ticket. Somebody asked if a captain could perform
marriages at sea and he said "sure, as long as you get yourself ordained
with the Universal Life Church"
By the way, note to self: don't post on newsgroups after a night of
celebration involving multiple Spanish Coffees!
Mike

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Are you registered with the state? I believe you have to be to make
it legal.

"Mike" wrote in message
...
After spending $200 for a guy who does concrete work as a real job to
marry
me, I've decided this is a great side gig! All you have to do is go
to
the
Universal Life Church website and you too can be an instant Reverend!
I am now able to perform Marriages, Baptisms and Funerals, as well as
all
kinds of other swell stuff.
So from now on, call me Captain Reverend!
Cap'n Rev Mike
www.sailinglinks.com

Call me Captain Reverand Maike
 

Horvath wrote in :

On Mon, 11 Aug 2003 03:17:55 GMT, "Mike" wrote
this crap:

After spending $200 for a guy who does concrete work as a real job to
marry me,

You married a guy? after paying him $200? I didn't know you were into
that stuff.

I've decided this is a great side gig! All you have to do is go to
the Universal Life Church website and you too can be an instant
Reverend! I am now able to perform Marriages, Baptisms and Funerals,
as well as all kinds of other swell stuff.
So from now on, call me Captain Reverend!
Cap'n Rev Mike

You making gay marriages your speciality?


Hey horvath.


You want to suck my cock? I'll let ya!




Bertie

Call me FULMORON
 

There's more lard in that cockpit than in the Chicago stock yards.

http://community.webshots.com/s/imag...9xHasOF_ph.jpg

It looks like Barbara has two rows of tits.

Loose some weight. Both of you are fat hogs.


"Mike" wrote in message ...
see photos at:
http://community.webshots.com/album/85087911JQcJtO
Cap'n Rev

"Mike" wrote in message
...
After spending $200 for a guy who does concrete work as a real job to
marry
me, I've decided this is a great side gig! All you have to do is go to
the
Universal Life Church website and you too can be an instant Reverend!
I am now able to perform Marriages, Baptisms and Funerals, as well as all
kinds of other swell stuff.
So from now on, call me Captain Reverend!
Cap'n Rev Mike
www.sailinglinks.com

Call me FULMORON
 

"Simple Simon" wrote in
:

There's more lard in that cockpit than in the Chicago stock yards.

http://community.webshots.com/s/imag...9xHasOF_ph.jpg

It looks like Barbara has two rows of tits.

Loose some weight. Both of you are fat hogs.

HI SS!

Missed you!

Bertie


"Mike" wrote in message
...
see photos at:
http://community.webshots.com/album/85087911JQcJtO
Cap'n Rev

"Mike" wrote in message
...
After spending $200 for a guy who does concrete work as a real job
to
marry
me, I've decided this is a great side gig! All you have to do is
go to
the
Universal Life Church website and you too can be an instant
Reverend! I am now able to perform Marriages, Baptisms and
Funerals, as well as all kinds of other swell stuff.
So from now on, call me Captain Reverend!
Cap'n Rev Mike
www.sailinglinks.com

Call me Captain Reverand Mike
 

No.... really? Wow, thanks for the insight!

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 11 Aug 2003 12:28:51 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Actually, I think anyone can perform the ceremony. The issue is
that it be a legal marriage at some point. For example, lots of
people renew their vows after some period of years. Anyone can
perform that kind of ceremony.

It depends on the state law.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Call me Captain Reverand Mike
 

Hero, I'm sure you think everyone else isn't straight. Did
you go through one of those programs that was supposed
to cure your homosexuality? Sure sounds like it to me.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 11 Aug 2003 20:53:52 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

No.... really? Wow, thanks for the insight!

Somebody had to set you straight.

Oops! Sorry. You'll never be straight.


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 11 Aug 2003 12:28:51 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Actually, I think anyone can perform the ceremony. The issue is
that it be a legal marriage at some point. For example, lots of
people renew their vows after some period of years. Anyone can
perform that kind of ceremony.

It depends on the state law.






Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Call me Captain Reverand Mike
 

On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 09:40:24 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Hero, I'm sure you think everyone else isn't straight. Did
you go through one of those programs that was supposed
to cure your homosexuality?

After I stopped beating my wife?

Sure sounds like it to me.

What was the program like for you?





Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Call me Captain Reverand Mike
 

So you did stop beating your wife? Good for you!

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 09:40:24 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Hero, I'm sure you think everyone else isn't straight. Did
you go through one of those programs that was supposed
to cure your homosexuality?

After I stopped beating my wife?

Sure sounds like it to me.

What was the program like for you?





Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Call me Captain Reverand Mike
 

On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 23:53:01 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

So you did stop beating your wife? Good for you!

I'm not married, and have never been married. I don't think my
girlfriend, or my fiance would like it if I got married.


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 09:40:24 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Hero, I'm sure you think everyone else isn't straight. Did
you go through one of those programs that was supposed
to cure your homosexuality?

After I stopped beating my wife?

Sure sounds like it to me.

What was the program like for you?





Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Call me Captain Reverand Mike
 

If your fiance wouldn't like it if you got married, why
is she your fiance?

From dictionary.com: "A man to whom a woman is engaged
to be married."

So now I'm confused. Are you a man or a woman? Is
your fiance a man or a woman? Have you stopped
beating him or her?

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 23:53:01 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

So you did stop beating your wife? Good for you!

I'm not married, and have never been married. I don't think my
girlfriend, or my fiance would like it if I got married.


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 09:40:24 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Hero, I'm sure you think everyone else isn't straight. Did
you go through one of those programs that was supposed
to cure your homosexuality?

After I stopped beating my wife?

Sure sounds like it to me.

What was the program like for you?





Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!