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Bobsprit August 9th 03 05:15 PM

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No band. All they had to eat was coffee and cake. When I went up for
my 14th piece of cake the widow complained so I told her her husband
was gay and we had an affair , then left.
Now to sail.
Whoooooooooooooo

Capt. RB

two wheels August 9th 03 05:20 PM

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No band. All they had to eat was coffee and cake. When I went up

for
my 14th piece of cake the widow complained so I told her her

husband
was gay and we had an affair , then left.
Now to sail.
Whoooooooooooooo

Capt. RB


Congrats. That's the first post of yours that I believe every word
of. :-)

two wheels

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Just Plain Insane August 9th 03 08:20 PM

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On 9 Aug 2003 09:15:01 -0700 I replied to
(Bobsprit) on a piece of toilet paper while scribbling their name
and phone number on the bathroom wall in alt.sailing.asa

No band. All they had to eat was coffee and cake. When I went up for
my 14th piece of cake the widow complained so I told her her husband
was gay and we had an affair , then left.
Now to sail.
Whoooooooooooooo

Capt. RB


Look, the liar isn't out sailing as he said he was going to. I
guess Binary wins again.


Scout August 9th 03 11:58 PM

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Not that there's anything wrong with that!

"Bobsprit" wrote
I told her her husband was gay and we had an affair




Jonathan Ganz August 10th 03 05:04 AM

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Did you doubt this would happen?

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On 9 Aug 2003 09:15:01 -0700, (Bobsprit) wrote
this crap:

No band. All they had to eat was coffee and cake. When I went up for
my 14th piece of cake the widow complained so I told her her husband
was gay and we had an affair , then left.
Now to sail.
Whoooooooooooooo

Capt. RB



What a classy response.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!




felton August 10th 03 05:50 AM

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Just see if you get invited to my funeral...


On 9 Aug 2003 09:15:01 -0700, (Bobsprit) wrote:

No band. All they had to eat was coffee and cake. When I went up for
my 14th piece of cake the widow complained so I told her her husband
was gay and we had an affair , then left.
Now to sail.
Whoooooooooooooo

Capt. RB



Horvath August 10th 03 12:19 PM

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On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 23:50:55 -0500, felton
wrote this crap:

Just see if you get invited to my funeral...



I'm not planning on a funeral.



On 9 Aug 2003 09:15:01 -0700, (Bobsprit) wrote:

No band. All they had to eat was coffee and cake. When I went up for
my 14th piece of cake the widow complained so I told her her husband
was gay and we had an affair , then left.
Now to sail.
Whoooooooooooooo

Capt. RB




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Bertie the Bunyip August 11th 03 11:20 AM

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Horvath wrote in :

On Sat, 09 Aug 2003 23:50:55 -0500, felton
wrote this crap:

Just see if you get invited to my funeral...



I'm not planning on a funeral.


'S OK.
Im sure noone would come anyway.

Bertie


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