Berties real purpose
 

"Scout" wrote in
:

It's not so much a bathos as it is anachronistic. It's the petty loser
foreboding the real tragedy to come.

Tragedy to come?

Bwawahwhhhwhahwhahwhahwhahhwhahhwhahwhahwhahwhahhw hahhwhahwhahwhahwhahhwhah
hwhahwhahwhahwhahhwhahhwhahwhahwhahwhahhwhahhwhahw hahwhahwhahhwhahhwhahwhah
whahwhahhwhahhwhahwhahwhahwhahhwhahhwhahwhahwhahwh ahhwhahhwhahwhahwhahwhahh
whahhwhahwhahwhahwhahhwhahhwhahwhahwhahwhahhwhahhw hahwhahwhahwhahhwhahhwhah
whahwhahwhahhwhahhwhahwhahwhahwhahhwhahhwhahwhahwh ahwhahhwhahhwhahwhahwhahw
hahhwhahhwhahwhahwhahwhahhwhahhwhahwhahwhahwhahhwh ahhwhahwhahwhahwhahhwha!

Bertie

Berties real purpose
 

Flying Tadpole wrote in
:

Even no effort at all is too much in the present case.

I agree wht thsi psot

Bertie

Berties real purpose
 

"Scout" wrote in
:

p.s.,
as the curtain closes on the impotent loser, Little Anthony & The
Imperials can be heard softly singing:

"I'm on the outside looking in
I don' wanna be, I don' wanna be left on the outside all alone
Well, I guess I've had my day as you left me go my way
Now it's me who has to pay"

Really?

and the price?

I'd hate to see your checkbook.





Bertie

Berties real purpose
 

On Mon, 11 Aug 2003 10:25:50 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
"katysails" wrote in news:bh6ogf$uopj0$1@ID-
178897.news.uni-berlin.de:

They spawn more and more socks which only
demonstrate their hopelessness as puppeteers


Aaaargh!

Would someone here please look up the definiton of a sock in usenet?

I resent being called a sock.


For years now, I've wondered about the disappearance of socks into my
washing machine...a match goes in; one comes out. Thank you, Taddy, for
clearing this up. My washing machine is spawning all this sock
peppetry...I'm going down to the laundry room to blow it up now.


--
anonyme mhm 32x19 and 31x11
Smeeter #34 Wee Saul Disciple #29
Imp of Confusion and/or Absurdity

http://members.iinet.net.au/~vannevar/ascii3.html

Berties real purpose
 

On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 11:54:43 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from anonyme:

On Mon, 11 Aug 2003 10:25:50 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
"katysails" wrote in news:bh6ogf$uopj0$1@ID-
178897.news.uni-berlin.de:

They spawn more and more socks which only
demonstrate their hopelessness as puppeteers


Aaaargh!

Would someone here please look up the definiton of a sock in usenet?

I resent being called a sock.

Sure you do, Dave.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Berties real purpose
 

On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 20:32:00 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 11:54:43 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from anonyme:

On Mon, 11 Aug 2003 10:25:50 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
"katysails" wrote in news:bh6ogf$uopj0$1@ID-
178897.news.uni-berlin.de:

They spawn more and more socks which only
demonstrate their hopelessness as puppeteers


Aaaargh!

Would someone here please look up the definiton of a sock in usenet?

I resent being called a sock.

Sure you do, Dave.

That's enough of that, Dean.

--
anonyme mhm 32x19 and 31x11
Smeeter #34 Wee Saul Disciple #29
Imp of Confusion and/or Absurdity

http://members.iinet.net.au/~vannevar/ascii3.html

Berties real purpose
 

On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 12:49:34 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from anonyme:

On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 20:32:00 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 11:54:43 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from anonyme:

On Mon, 11 Aug 2003 10:25:50 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
"katysails" wrote in news:bh6ogf$uopj0$1@ID-
178897.news.uni-berlin.de:

They spawn more and more socks which only
demonstrate their hopelessness as puppeteers


Aaaargh!

Would someone here please look up the definiton of a sock in usenet?

I resent being called a sock.

Sure you do, Dave.

That's enough of that, Dean.

STFU, Jellie.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Berties real purpose
 

On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 13:56:21 -0600, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Phoenix:

In article , anonyme wrote:

On Mon, 11 Aug 2003 10:25:50 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
"katysails" wrote in news:bh6ogf$uopj0$1@ID-
178897.news.uni-berlin.de:

They spawn more and more socks which only
demonstrate their hopelessness as puppeteers


Aaaargh!

Would someone here please look up the definiton of a sock in usenet?

I resent being called a sock.

No need to take it personally, Dave.

You said "Dave" in this thread. I said "Dave" too, so it's clear that
Dave owns us.

Things could be far more traumatic, like
that poor guy in the commercial being informed he had no nose.

How does he smell?

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Berties real purpose
 

On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 23:24:15 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 13:56:21 -0600, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Phoenix:

In article , anonyme wrote:

On Mon, 11 Aug 2003 10:25:50 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
"katysails" wrote in news:bh6ogf$uopj0$1@ID-
178897.news.uni-berlin.de:

They spawn more and more socks which only
demonstrate their hopelessness as puppeteers


Aaaargh!

Would someone here please look up the definiton of a sock in usenet?

I resent being called a sock.

No need to take it personally, Dave.

You said "Dave" in this thread. I said "Dave" too, so it's clear that
Dave owns us.

Things could be far more traumatic, like
that poor guy in the commercial being informed he had no nose.

How does he smell?

Prolly has a smelling nose dog.

--
anonyme mhm 32x19 and 31x11
Smeeter #34 Wee Saul Disciple #29
Imp of Confusion and/or Absurdity

http://members.iinet.net.au/~vannevar/ascii3.html

Berties real purpose
 

On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 23:22:00 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 12:49:34 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from anonyme:

On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 20:32:00 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 11:54:43 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from anonyme:

On Mon, 11 Aug 2003 10:25:50 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
"katysails" wrote in news:bh6ogf$uopj0$1@ID-
178897.news.uni-berlin.de:

They spawn more and more socks which only
demonstrate their hopelessness as puppeteers


Aaaargh!

Would someone here please look up the definiton of a sock in usenet?

I resent being called a sock.

Sure you do, Dave.

That's enough of that, Dean.

STFU, Jellie.

Kiss my grits, Smee.

--
anonyme mhm 32x19 and 31x11
Smeeter #34 Wee Saul Disciple #29
Imp of Confusion and/or Absurdity

http://members.iinet.net.au/~vannevar/ascii3.html

Berties real purpose
 

On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 16:37:08 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from anonyme:

On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 23:22:00 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 12:49:34 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from anonyme:

On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 20:32:00 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 11:54:43 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from anonyme:

On Mon, 11 Aug 2003 10:25:50 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
"katysails" wrote in news:bh6ogf$uopj0$1@ID-
178897.news.uni-berlin.de:

They spawn more and more socks which only
demonstrate their hopelessness as puppeteers


Aaaargh!

Would someone here please look up the definiton of a sock in usenet?

I resent being called a sock.

Sure you do, Dave.

That's enough of that, Dean.

STFU, Jellie.

Kiss my grits, Smee.

Eat *this*, Raoul.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Berties real purpose
 

anonyme wrote in
:

On Mon, 11 Aug 2003 10:25:50 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
posted in message from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
"katysails" wrote in
news:bh6ogf$uopj0$1@ID- 178897.news.uni-berlin.de:

They spawn more and more socks which only
demonstrate their hopelessness as puppeteers


Aaaargh!

Would someone here please look up the definiton of a sock in usenet?

I resent being called a sock.
\
I agree with this post.

Berti e


For years now, I've wondered about the disappearance of socks into
my washing machine...a match goes in; one comes out. Thank you,
Taddy, for clearing this up. My washing machine is spawning all
this sock peppetry...I'm going down to the laundry room to blow it
up now.