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Ignorant Dupes Your opinion of Booby bothers him naught, His own high opinion is all that he's got. Somewhat intelligent, and lazy to boot, He fishes with bait for Ignorant Dupe. They school 'round his boat with nary a clue, Doing all the work of a competent crew. They wash down the decks and scrape the rust, Splice the lines and load the Crust. He sits in his cabin, pleased with himself, His diner is baked, no need for a chef. -- jlrogers±³© |
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Yes, but I'd like to see a little more a r t i s t r y in
Bobsprit's trolls. I mean, he trolls like a sealer after baby seals: ring the bell and thud! ring the bell and thud! ring the bell and thud! etc it's not that it's ineffective, it's just that the blood and mashed brains is a bit wearing after a while. -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com jlrogers wrote: Ignorant Dupes Your opinion of Booby bothers him naught, His own high opinion is all that he's got. Somewhat intelligent, and lazy to boot, He fishes with bait for Ignorant Dupe. They school 'round his boat with nary a clue, Doing all the work of a competent crew. They wash down the decks and scrape the rust, Splice the lines and load the Crust. He sits in his cabin, pleased with himself, His diner is baked, no need for a chef. -- jlrogers±³© |
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On Sun, 03 Aug 2003 21:30:13 +0930, Flying Tadpole
wrote: : ring the bell and thud! ring the bell and thud! ring the bell and thud! etc it Yes, still he's got a decent grip, workmanlike stance, and his followthrough is above average. |
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Marc wrote: On Sun, 03 Aug 2003 21:30:13 +0930, Flying Tadpole wrote: : ring the bell and thud! ring the bell and thud! ring the bell and thud! etc it Yes, still he's got a decent grip, workmanlike stance, and his followthrough is above average. Definitely above average. The seals are certainly dead after the fifth or sixth blow, it's reassuring to know. At least, their heads are two-dimensional. -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
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He's NYC personified.
Tenacious. Indefatigable. Satirical. Immovable, but deceptively quick. Besieged, but untouchable. Teflon. A crowd pleaser. ASA would be less without him! Scout "Marc" wrote Yes, still he's got a decent grip, workmanlike stance, and his followthrough is above average. |
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and thereby, momentum!
Scout "Flying Tadpole" wrote Scout wrote: snip OUCH! ASA would be less without him! Indeed, the mass and bulk would reduce, the centre of gravity change, and the centre of effort shift in such an event. |
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....just a moment of inertia...
Scout wrote: and thereby, momentum! Scout "Flying Tadpole" wrote Scout wrote: snip OUCH! ASA would be less without him! Indeed, the mass and bulk would reduce, the centre of gravity change, and the centre of effort shift in such an event. -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
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would that be a "circle jerk" ?
Scout "Flying Tadpole" wrote ...just a moment of inertia... |
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Can't be. Everyone flies off at a tangent.
Scout wrote: would that be a "circle jerk" ? Scout "Flying Tadpole" wrote ...just a moment of inertia... -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
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Tim,
you may be amused by the fact, that as we chat, I am investigating a new and improved cedar bucket at http://www.nrscatalog.com/product.asp?pfid=2727 Scout "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... ...just a moment of inertia... Scout wrote: and thereby, momentum! Scout "Flying Tadpole" wrote Scout wrote: snip OUCH! ASA would be less without him! Indeed, the mass and bulk would reduce, the centre of gravity change, and the centre of effort shift in such an event. -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
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That's only because, once he's bashed their heads flat, he picks
the baby seals up by the flippers and whirls them around his head... Scout wrote: Yes that is true, I've observed several members fly off in just such a fashion. I'm just saying, without Bob's energy, the ride would be over much sooner! Scout "Flying Tadpole" wrote Can't be. Everyone flies off at a tangent. Scout wrote: would that be a "circle jerk" ? Scout "Flying Tadpole" wrote ...just a moment of inertia... -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
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Well, there may be some fodder here, at least for a spin-off. The creator
makes many claims, among the more notable: his bucket-o-crap can be rolled round and round and still maintain its dignity. Such metaphor surely can't be wasted! Scout "Flying Tadpole" wrote If it's all-singing, all-dancing, I can use it. Scout wrote: Tim, you may be amused by the fact, that as we chat, I am investigating a new and improved cedar bucket at http://www.nrscatalog.com/product.asp?pfid=2727 Scout "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... ...just a moment of inertia... Scout wrote: and thereby, momentum! Scout "Flying Tadpole" wrote Scout wrote: snip OUCH! ASA would be less without him! Indeed, the mass and bulk would reduce, the centre of gravity change, and the centre of effort shift in such an event. -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
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a noble attempt to reanimate?
Scout "Flying Tadpole" wrote That's only because, once he's bashed their heads flat, he picks the baby seals up by the flippers and whirls them around his head... |
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No...he just can't resist one last fling!
(uuurrrgghh, sick. TIme to sleep...) Scout wrote: a noble attempt to reanimate? Scout "Flying Tadpole" wrote That's only because, once he's bashed their heads flat, he picks the baby seals up by the flippers and whirls them around his head... (uuurrrgghh, sick. TIme to sleep...) -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
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Scout,
Just reading your article on waste control. I do believe you've found a metane WMD. My Daughter has stuck a tell on the seat of my pants as a "Parent Wind Indicater" I do believe you've located a "Parent Wind Container!" Pressure relief valve? Where does it release to and Aroma??G Ole Thom |
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Splice the lines and load the Crust. He sits in his cabin, playing with himself, His diner is baked, no need for a chef. -- |
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I'm sorry I even started this ****.
"Scout" wrote in message ... to any unfortunates in a lower pressure area ; ) Scout "Thom Stewart" wrote Where does it release to and Aroma??G |
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come come now JL, I can feel you smiling from here!
Scout "jlrogers" wrote in message . .. I'm sorry I even started this ****. "Scout" wrote in message ... to any unfortunates in a lower pressure area ; ) Scout "Thom Stewart" wrote Where does it release to and Aroma??G |
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I'm just saying, without Bob's energy, the ride would be over much sooner!
There has ALWAYS been someone willing to fill his place...(actually 2-3 someone's since his place is large...) -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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That's only because, once he's bashed their heads flat, he picks
the baby seals up by the flippers and whirls them around his head... Can we go back to the fishing analogies, please? ALl thos baby seal stuff is rather nasty...I happen to like baby seals...I could care less about carp.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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katysails wrote: That's only because, once he's bashed their heads flat, he picks the baby seals up by the flippers and whirls them around his head... Can we go back to the fishing analogies, please? ALl thos baby seal stuff is rather nasty...I happen to like baby seals...I could care less about carp.... Katy, if it were just carp Bobsprit vents his...er...spleen on, there'd be little reason to comment. -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
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"jlrogers" wrote in
: Ignorant Dupes Your opinion of Booby bothers him naught, Doesn't bother me either for some reason. Bertie |
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"Scott Vernon" wrote in news:bgj7no$p82d2$1@ID-
154502.news.uni-berlin.de: Splice the lines and load the Crust. He sits in his cabin, playing with himself, His diner is baked, no need for a chef. -- Sharp as a bowl of oatmeal aintcha Scott? bertie |
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as long as it's not bertie, petey, and friends!
btw - does anyone else actually remember the tv show, bertie the bunyip? might have just been a local philly show. Scout "katysails" wrote There has ALWAYS been someone willing to fill his place...(actually 2-3 someone's since his place is large...) |
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Hi Gary,
Your IP address is 63.99.139.80. You signed on at 3:05:01 You had to reboot at 3:14:01. The ISP info in the thread "Blackhelicopter.databasesix is correct. You can run but you cannot hide. Nice .puter. Thanks for everything, Putz. "We're coming to take you away, he-he. We're coming to take you away, he-he. Ha-ha, he-he, we're coming to take you away." "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message ... "jlrogers" wrote in : Ignorant Dupes Your opinion of Booby bothers him naught, Doesn't bother me either for some reason. Bertie |
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http://www.psicounsel.com/burnorebusters2.htm
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message ... "Scott Vernon" wrote in news:bgj7no$p82d2$1@ID- 154502.news.uni-berlin.de: Splice the lines and load the Crust. He sits in his cabin, playing with himself, His diner is baked, no need for a chef. -- Sharp as a bowl of oatmeal aintcha Scott? bertie |
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On Sun, 03 Aug 2003 22:38:40 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign growth from jlrogers: Hi Gary, Your IP address is 63.99.139.80. Brilliant detective work, Sherlock. You signed on at 3:05:01 You had to reboot at 3:14:01. Hey, Bodgers can do "ping"s as well as "whois"es! Genius! The ISP info in the thread "Blackhelicopter.databasesix is correct. You can run but you cannot hide. Nice .puter. Thanks for everything, Putz. "We're coming to take you away, he-he. We're coming to take you away, he-he. Ha-ha, he-he, we're coming to take you away." Damn, Mr Bunyip. If I'd known you were really Gary Burnore I'd have treated you with far more... er... far more *something*, anyway. [In episode two of this thrilling saga my real name is revealed to be Chris Caputo. Stay tuned.] "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message .. . "jlrogers" wrote in : Ignorant Dupes Your opinion of Booby bothers him naught, Doesn't bother me either for some reason. Bertie -- PJR :-) mhm34x8 |
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"jlrogers" wrote in
: Hi Gary, Your IP address is 63.99.139.80. You signed on at 3:05:01 You had to reboot at 3:14:01. The ISP info in the thread "Blackhelicopter.databasesix is correct. You can run but you cannot hide. Nice .puter. Thanks for everything, Putz. "We're coming to take you away, he-he. We're coming to take you away, he-he. Ha-ha, he-he, we're coming to take you away." god i love usenet. Bertie "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message ... "jlrogers" wrote in : Ignorant Dupes Your opinion of Booby bothers him naught, Doesn't bother me either for some reason. Bertie |
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Peter J Ross wrote in
: On Sun, 03 Aug 2003 22:38:40 GMT, a team of surgeons from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign growth from jlrogers: Hi Gary, Your IP address is 63.99.139.80. Brilliant detective work, Sherlock. You signed on at 3:05:01 You had to reboot at 3:14:01. Hey, Bodgers can do "ping"s as well as "whois"es! Genius! The ISP info in the thread "Blackhelicopter.databasesix is correct. You can run but you cannot hide. Nice .puter. Thanks for everything, Putz. "We're coming to take you away, he-he. We're coming to take you away, he-he. Ha-ha, he-he, we're coming to take you away." Damn, Mr Bunyip. If I'd known you were really Gary Burnore I'd have treated you with far more... er... far more *something*, anyway. Oh thanks. [In episode two of this thrilling saga my real name is revealed to be Chris Caputo. Stay tuned.] I've been CC twice! Really! Bertie "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message . .. "jlrogers" wrote in : Ignorant Dupes Your opinion of Booby bothers him naught, Doesn't bother me either for some reason. Bertie |
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"jlrogers" wrote in
: By the way, your sign on name is "burnore" Is it? Damn,. That explains why I can never get into Ebay. thanks man. Bertie "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message ... "jlrogers" wrote in : Ignorant Dupes Your opinion of Booby bothers him naught, Doesn't bother me either for some reason. Bertie |
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"jlrogers" wrote in
: By the way, your sign on name is "burnore" Wow, someone dumber than What's his name (the one who waid he hooked me?) and Scotty! How can that be? My universe is shaking. Bertie "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message ... "jlrogers" wrote in : Ignorant Dupes Your opinion of Booby bothers him naught, Doesn't bother me either for some reason. Bertie |
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"Donal" wrote in
: "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message ... "Scott Vernon" wrote in news:bgj7no$p82d2$1@ID- 154502.news.uni-berlin.de: Splice the lines and load the Crust. He sits in his cabin, playing with himself, His diner is baked, no need for a chef. -- Sharp as a bowl of oatmeal aintcha Scott? Bertie, that was good! It was almost witty, and it was almost intelligent. A great improvement on your (hook swallowing) recent posts!! It was? Good lord you people are easily pleased. This is kinda why I just stick to making you run around like mice rather than go the banter route. I'm cool wiht both, but usually one or the other and not both suit the sit- e-a-shun. Well done! If you keep this up, you won't need any help from Craig. Oh thanks. Bertie |
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The Cappys Master wrote in
: On Mon, 4 Aug 2003 00:19:48 +0100, "Donal" wrote: Bertie, that was good! It was almost witty, and it was almost intelligent. A great improvement on your (hook swallowing) recent posts!! Well done! If you keep this up, you won't need any help from Craig. Regards Donal Jesus Donal, he'l need help from someone....to stay awake! Well, exactly. Bertie |
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Of course you. It's a good shield.
Cheers MC Bertie the Bunyip wrote: god i love usenet. |
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The "Bunyip" has been alleged to get into people's computers while messing
with their head. IRC there was an individual some years ago that reported Bertie for "Abuse" from a certain IP addy. The service was canceled for abuse. But believe it or not, it was the IP of the person reporting the abuse. Ralph Nesbitt Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type "Peter J Ross" wrote in message ... On Sun, 03 Aug 2003 22:38:40 GMT, a team of surgeons from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign growth from jlrogers: Hi Gary, Your IP address is 63.99.139.80. Brilliant detective work, Sherlock. You signed on at 3:05:01 You had to reboot at 3:14:01. Hey, Bodgers can do "ping"s as well as "whois"es! Genius! The ISP info in the thread "Blackhelicopter.databasesix is correct. You can run but you cannot hide. Nice .puter. Thanks for everything, Putz. "We're coming to take you away, he-he. We're coming to take you away, he-he. Ha-ha, he-he, we're coming to take you away." Damn, Mr Bunyip. If I'd known you were really Gary Burnore I'd have treated you with far more... er... far more *something*, anyway. [In episode two of this thrilling saga my real name is revealed to be Chris Caputo. Stay tuned.] |
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The_navigator© wrote in
: Of course you. It's a good shield. Is it? Bertie Cheers MC Bertie the Bunyip wrote: god i love usenet. |
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"Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in
: The "Bunyip" has been alleged to get into people's computers while messing with their head. IRC there was an individual some years ago that reported Bertie for "Abuse" from a certain IP addy. The service was canceled for abuse. But believe it or not, it was the IP of the person reporting the abuse. Ralph Nesbitt Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type snort! those were the days. Bertie "Peter J Ross" wrote in message ... On Sun, 03 Aug 2003 22:38:40 GMT, a team of surgeons from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign growth from jlrogers: Hi Gary, Your IP address is 63.99.139.80. Brilliant detective work, Sherlock. You signed on at 3:05:01 You had to reboot at 3:14:01. Hey, Bodgers can do "ping"s as well as "whois"es! Genius! The ISP info in the thread "Blackhelicopter.databasesix is correct. You can run but you cannot hide. Nice .puter. Thanks for everything, Putz. "We're coming to take you away, he-he. We're coming to take you away, he-he. Ha-ha, he-he, we're coming to take you away." Damn, Mr Bunyip. If I'd known you were really Gary Burnore I'd have treated you with far more... er... far more *something*, anyway. [In episode two of this thrilling saga my real name is revealed to be Chris Caputo. Stay tuned.] |
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Oh yes it is. It hides so many inadequacies -or at least some people
think it does. Cheers MC Bertie the Bunyip wrote: Is it? |
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And so the urban legends go.
Cheers MC Donal wrote: "Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in message . .. The "Bunyip" has been alleged to get into people's computers while messing with their head. IRC there was an individual some years ago that reported Bertie for "Abuse" from a certain IP addy. The service was canceled for abuse. But believe it or not, it was the IP of the person reporting the abuse. That was very interesting, Ralph. Are you always so interesting? Regards Donal -- |
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They are not warts Bertie.
Cheers MC Bertie the Bunyip wrote: The_navigator© wrote in : Oh yes it is. It hides so many inadequacies -or at least some people think it does. Really? i never thought of it that way. You mean you can't see my warts? Pity. Bertie Cheers MC Bertie the Bunyip wrote: Is it? |
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