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Bertie the Bunyip August 8th 03 07:50 AM

Ignorant Dupes
 
The_navigator© wrote in
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Subject: Ignorant Dupes
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I kill files him after he left the dance without permission.


Yes, of course you did.

Bertei

Cheers MC

Xavierath wrote:

"Simple Simon" wrote in
:


Bertie who?



the bunyip

Bertei


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

You too, Jl? My hat's off to berty. He has you guys hooked. he's
leading you 3 around by your noses and clogging up this NG. Just
what he planned.

congrats bert








Jonathan Ganz August 8th 03 07:52 AM

Ignorant Dupes
 
I heard they're transvestites.

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
This is a classic! Intelligence is truly in short supply in the
databasix users.

K. A. Cannon wrote:

--
K. A. Cannon
kacannon at databasix dot com
(change the con to com to reply)





Anal polyp August 8th 03 01:24 PM

Ignorant Dupes
 
On Thu, 07 Aug 2003 18:37:02 -0400 Gary L. Burnore
wrote in Message id:
:

On Thu, 7 Aug 2003 23:20:10 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:

You make us wonder if there is no depth that human stupidity cannot reach.


By proving you're a moron? Sure.


You are human, aren't you?


To most people, I'm a god.


You and Meat--Blow share some sort of communal brain, don't you?

Bertie the Bunyip August 9th 03 02:56 AM

Ignorant Dupes
 
Gary L. Burnore wrote in
:

On Thu, 7 Aug 2003 23:52:29 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote:

I heard they're transvestites.


Damn, Franz. I thought by now you could do better than the gay lames.
Come on, bring out the big guns and start calling eveyone a pedo.



I think coprophilia lames are their secret weapon here.


Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 9th 03 05:35 AM

Ignorant Dupes
 
Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 05:31:13 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

The_navigator© wrote in
:

You tell me. It's your ideas we are exploring.


It's not, you know.


In fact, we are exploring The Windmills Of Their Minds.


Amongst other things.

Bertei

Yo Ho Ho and a Cabin_boy's Ass August 9th 03 07:16 AM

Ignorant Dupes
 
On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 05:05:27 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Sun, 03 Aug 2003 20:46:24 -0400, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Gary L. Burno

On Mon, 04 Aug 2003 00:02:54 +0100, Peter J Ross
wrote:

On Sun, 03 Aug 2003 22:38:40 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from jlrogers:

Hi Gary,
Your IP address is 63.99.139.80.

Brilliant detective work, Sherlock.

You signed on at 3:05:01
You had to reboot at 3:14:01.

Hey, Bodgers can do "ping"s as well as "whois"es! Genius!

Excepting it was a FINGER and he still can't even read the output.


You baffle me with your advanced computer science!

The ISP info in the thread "Blackhelicopter.databasesix is correct.
You can run but you cannot hide.
Nice .puter.
Thanks for everything, Putz.


"We're coming to take you away, he-he. We're coming to take you away,
he-he. Ha-ha, he-he, we're coming to take you away."

Damn, Mr Bunyip. If I'd known you were really Gary Burnore I'd have
treated you with far more... er... far more *something*, anyway.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.


You can't fool me. You're one of Bertie's socks!


He's an old argyle one as a matter of fact.


He hasn't been washed recently, has he?


--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Talk to me in Google Groups!
http://groups.google.com/groups?group=alt.fan.pjr

Peter J Ross August 9th 03 08:46 AM

Ignorant Dupes
 
On Sat, 9 Aug 2003 04:35:03 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 05:31:13 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

The_navigator© wrote in
:

You tell me. It's your ideas we are exploring.

It's not, you know.


In fact, we are exploring The Windmills Of Their Minds.


Amongst other things.


I don't think I want to go there.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Talk to me in Google Groups!
http://groups.google.com/groups?group=alt.fan.pjr

Bertie the Bunyip August 10th 03 12:43 AM

Ignorant Dupes
 
Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Sat, 9 Aug 2003 04:35:03 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 05:31:13 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

The_navigator© wrote in
:

You tell me. It's your ideas we are exploring.

It's not, you know.

In fact, we are exploring The Windmills Of Their Minds.


Amongst other things.


I don't think I want to go there.

It's OK if you wear a body condom and get real drunk first.

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 10th 03 01:20 AM

Ignorant Dupes
 
"Scout" wrote in
:

He's NYC personified.
Tenacious. Indefatigable. Satirical.
Immovable, but deceptively quick.
Besieged, but untouchable.
Teflon.
A crowd pleaser.
ASA would be less without him!
Scout


Scuse me?


bertie


"Marc" wrote
Yes, still he's got a decent grip, workmanlike stance, and his
followthrough is above average.






Bertie the Bunyip August 11th 03 11:16 AM

Ignorant Dupes
 
Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Sat, 9 Aug 2003 23:43:37 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On Sat, 9 Aug 2003 04:35:03 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 05:31:13 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

The_navigator© wrote in
:

You tell me. It's your ideas we are exploring.

It's not, you know.

In fact, we are exploring The Windmills Of Their Minds.

Amongst other things.

I don't think I want to go there.

It's OK if you wear a body condom and get real drunk first.


These sailors are real party animals, aren't they?


Oh yeah.

Bertie


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