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Katysails - advice please.
"Simple Simon" wrote: 1) The things that came "natural" to me, like being "nice" to women, kissing up to them, buying them things, and doing all the things that "mommy taught me" didn't work the way they "should have." examines bait.....swims away |
Katysails - advice please.
Neal,
The premise of all those books you've read is totally erroneous. Attraction in the human species is the same as any other mammalian species. It is through pheromones. Most acutely, the sense of smell. The olfactory nerves are what really trigger sexual attraction. Since you smell like a muskox, I suggest you stop trying to attract human females but go where the pheromones say you should shop. I'm sure there is a wonderfully attractive muskox cow out there waiting for you. -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Katysails - advice please.
,The olfactory nerves are what really trigger
sexual attraction. Since you smell like a muskox, I suggest you stop trying to attract human females but go where the pheromones say you should shop. ROFLMAO! S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster" Trains are a winter sport |
Katysails - advice please.
Too true!!!
Mike "SAIL LOCO" wrote in message ... ,The olfactory nerves are what really trigger sexual attraction. Since you smell like a muskox, I suggest you stop trying to attract human females but go where the pheromones say you should shop. ROFLMAO! S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster" Trains are a winter sport |
Katysails - advice please.
What crap! The things I find most attractive about women are personality,
brains and looks are in third place. I don't have to go and smell them. The most successful web service that matches people up uses a questionaire that is psychologically based, not some scratch and sniff card! Do you really think people are attracted to each other based on the odor emanating from their soiled underwear? If so, then send Neal a pair you can finally convince him that you are not his type. I'm sure the good Captain would agree on this method. Pheremones (or whatever they are) may work for animals, humans that live as savages or for one night stands in human bar scene meat markets. Do you think women become more attractive when they go into rutting season? "katysails" wrote in message ... Neal, The premise of all those books you've read is totally erroneous. Attraction in the human species is the same as any other mammalian species. It is through pheromones. Most acutely, the sense of smell. The olfactory nerves are what really trigger sexual attraction. Since you smell like a muskox, I suggest you stop trying to attract human females but go where the pheromones say you should shop. I'm sure there is a wonderfully attractive muskox cow out there waiting for you. -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Katysails - advice please.
I agree to a certain extent. I don't think pheromones have much to
do with it. The most important things to me in the attraction process are looks first, then brains and then personality. I put looks first because I may not give a woman a second glance if she's fat and ugly though being fat and ugly don't preclude a pleasant personality and intelligence. On the other hand attractive women many times have a large number of personality problems and more often than not they are dumber than a box of rocks. Many are very self-centered and well aware they are attractive because they've be put up on a pedestal their whole lives. They tend to be users who get what they can from a man and then dump them. I must admit, though, that Katy's personality attracts me more than her looks because, aside from one or two (most likely highly retouched) pictures I am not aware of her physical attributes which I like to believe, on the basis of her sassy and brainy, personality are considerable. I also think that personality gives good clues as to a woman's behavior in bed. Katy's personality indicates to me that she would be a very satisfying sex partner in a spirited and fun way. She is definitely not the type who would settle for a lazy, slovenly man in the sack but would gladly encourage and teach a marginally competent man what she likes and demands for the mutual satisfaction of both. In other words she is not shy about her opinions here so she would not be shy in bed. She would whip a man into shape and both have fun doing it. Katy also has a personality that has surprises now and then so this would also be reflected in her sexual activities. Things would probably never be dull with her. Sigh! Why can't I find a woman like that? As for smelling panties, I'd rather not. I've only met a few women who I could honestly say smell good naturally 'down there'. Most have a rather offensive odor about their privates unless they have just come from a bath. I should think this to be the case with men as well and perhaps Ganz could verify this theory. "Gilligan" wrote in message arthlink.net... What crap! The things I find most attractive about women are personality, brains and looks are in third place. I don't have to go and smell them. The most successful web service that matches people up uses a questionaire that is psychologically based, not some scratch and sniff card! Do you really think people are attracted to each other based on the odor emanating from their soiled underwear? If so, then send Neal a pair you can finally convince him that you are not his type. I'm sure the good Captain would agree on this method. Pheremones (or whatever they are) may work for animals, humans that live as savages or for one night stands in human bar scene meat markets. Do you think women become more attractive when they go into rutting season? "katysails" wrote in message ... Neal, The premise of all those books you've read is totally erroneous. Attraction in the human species is the same as any other mammalian species. It is through pheromones. Most acutely, the sense of smell. The olfactory nerves are what really trigger sexual attraction. Since you smell like a muskox, I suggest you stop trying to attract human females but go where the pheromones say you should shop. I'm sure there is a wonderfully attractive muskox cow out there waiting for you. -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Katysails - advice please.
The things I find most attractive about women are personality, brains and looks are in third place. I don't have to go and smell them. Not intentionally...but the one's you will find to have the personality, brains and looks that appeal to you have pheromones that match up with your own. And it has nothing to do with underwear,soiled or whatever. Body odors emanate from the skin surface. Smell your arm once and then smell someone else's (preferably some time after washing and I don't mean the pit...just the forearm) Your skin will smell much different thatn someone else's. It's also the smell you leave on youyr clothes, even though they've been dry-cleaned or laundered. It's one reason why spises have a hard time throwing or giving away a deceased spouse's wardrobe or the pillowcase they used. -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Katysails - advice please.
"Gilligan" wrote in message arthlink.net... Katy has a great personality. She's very bright and can roll with the punches. She's also good for well reasoned tirade and she has a passion for outdoor activities. Katy is one in a million. Yep, she is a good sport. I bet she would take it in stride even if I bitch-slapped her sometime. |
Katysails - advice please.
Thnak you for the kind words, Gilligan. I blush too much to cut and paste them. It's nice that people think that way, but I'm
just a regular old person with regular old faults and habits just like the rest of you here. -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Katysails - advice please.
Yep, she is a good sport. I bet she would take it in stride
even if I bitch-slapped her sometime. Yeah, I'd murder you with a machete... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Katysails - advice please.
"katysails" wrote in message ... I'm just a regular old person with regular old faults and habits just like the rest of you here. Those facial wrinkles are so bad now that you call them 'faults'. Way too much information, Katy. |
Katysails - advice please.
That would probably be as ineffective as your Voodoo dolls. He he! Theonly reaaason you don't post a picture of yourself...a discernable picture and not the mailman from Cheers, is because my voodoo doll has worked well. You are afraid to admit that you have lost a couple of limbs and other body parts. -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Katysails - advice please.
Those facial wrinkles are so bad now that you call them 'faults'.
Way too much information, Katy. No wrinkles yet, but I do have some silver hair (which I dye twice a year when I can't stanads it no more...) -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Katysails - advice please.
"katysails" wrote: It's nice that people think that way, but I'm just a regular old person with regular old faults and habits just like the rest of you here. I'm still not convinced, but I have an open mind. |
Katysails - advice please.
Warrior Princess wrote: "katysails" wrote: It's nice that people think that way, but I'm just a regular old person with regular old faults and habits just like the rest of you here. I'm still not convinced, but I have an open mind. Why? What blew out? -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
Katysails - advice please.
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Warrior Princess wrote: "katysails" wrote: It's nice that people think that way, but I'm just a regular old person with regular old faults and habits just like the rest of you here. I'm still not convinced, but I have an open mind. Why? What blew out? I had two male children... LP enough said |
Katysails - advice please.
I can only a picture a Capt Neal action figure not a voodoo doll.
Maybe Katy is playing with the wrong thing. "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... That would probably be as ineffective as your Voodoo dolls. He he! "katysails" wrote in message ... Yeah, I'd murder you with a machete... |
Katysails - advice please.
Most women would have been highly offended and stormed out of here. You
haven't which says something about your character. You manage to maintain your womanly elegance in this manly bar room brawl. You don't even stick to the floor when you walk across it or get your beehive caught up in the ceiling fan. Have you ever thought of moving to Texas and getting big silver hair? There's good sailing down there and you can use a riding mower year round. "katysails" wrote in message ... Thnak you for the kind words, Gilligan. I blush too much to cut and paste them. It's nice that people think that way, but I'm just a regular old person with regular old faults and habits just like the rest of you here. -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Katysails - advice please.
Excellent observation. Katysails is the "Miss Kitty" of alt.sailing.asa.
"Gilligan" wrote in message thlink.net... Most women would have been highly offended and stormed out of here. You haven't which says something about your character. You manage to maintain your womanly elegance in this manly bar room brawl. You don't even stick to the floor when you walk across it or get your beehive caught up in the ceiling fan. Have you ever thought of moving to Texas and getting big silver hair? There's good sailing down there and you can use a riding mower year round. "katysails" wrote in message ... Thnak you for the kind words, Gilligan. I blush too much to cut and paste them. It's nice that people think that way, but I'm just a regular old person with regular old faults and habits just like the rest of you here. -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Katysails - advice please.
Gilligan wrote:
Most women would have been highly offended and stormed out of here. You haven't which says something about your character Yeah, now all she needs to do is go sailing a few times, see if she likes it. DSK |
Katysails - advice please.
It's so open the breeze wafts through it.
Cheers MC Warrior Princess wrote: "katysails" wrote: It's nice that people think that way, but I'm just a regular old person with regular old faults and habits just like the rest of you here. I'm still not convinced, but I have an open mind. |
Katysails - advice please.
Have you ever thought of moving to Texas and getting big silver hair? There's good sailing down there and you can use a riding mower year round. No....they'd make fun of my Midwestern accent. I use my riding mower all year long here. Just half of the time, it's a snowplow. -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Katysails - advice please.
Katy,
FYI, according to Koontz (DARKFALL), photographs are considered to be the high tech substitute for voodoo dolls laden with personal effects of the intended victim, and so much easier to procure. Scout If Dean says so, then who am I to argue? It's hard, though, to get real photographs of people addicted to the likes of Photoshop Photocrop. Who knows who'd one be voodooing for certain? -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Katysails - advice please.
Are you saying our faults are regular? As a bunch, I'd say we are most unusual. Cheers MCV I'm saaying that if we were to take an average of all the faults in this ng, I would land somewhere in the middle. The outside world doesn't count in here. Outside, the statistics change. Saome people think I'm very eccentric, if not downright peculiar. Others think I should take up a new career on Stand Up Comedy Hour. -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Katysails - advice please.
The choices a
Ted Nugent vs ZZ Top Lutefisk vs TexMex Hat head vs Big Hair Boiled vs Deep Fried Flint vs Houston Canada vs Mexico The choice is obvious and yours to make. "katysails" wrote in message ... Have you ever thought of moving to Texas and getting big silver hair? There's good sailing down there and you can use a riding mower year round. No....they'd make fun of my Midwestern accent. I use my riding mower all year long here. Just half of the time, it's a snowplow. -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Katysails - advice please.
People just run away from me.
"katysails" wrote in message ... Are you saying our faults are regular? As a bunch, I'd say we are most unusual. Cheers MCV I'm saaying that if we were to take an average of all the faults in this ng, I would land somewhere in the middle. The outside world doesn't count in here. Outside, the statistics change. Saome people think I'm very eccentric, if not downright peculiar. Others think I should take up a new career on Stand Up Comedy Hour. -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Katysails - advice please.
I though you claimed you won all your races?
Cheers MC Gilligan wrote: People just run away from me. "katysails" wrote in message ... Are you saying our faults are regular? As a bunch, I'd say we are most unusual. Cheers MCV I'm saaying that if we were to take an average of all the faults in this ng, I would land somewhere in the middle. The outside world doesn't count in here. Outside, the statistics change. Saome people think I'm very eccentric, if not downright peculiar. Others think I should take up a new career on Stand Up Comedy Hour. -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Katysails - advice please.
Me win races? I'm the guy that makes last place possible!
I got a top 20 in a USCF race once because the high winds drove everyone else out. Many years ago I once finished with the pros in a mountain bike race, but that was before everyone else got good at it. Other than that I've been shot at by the guy with the starting gun for being so far behind the pack in a circuit race, I've had the lead guys come looking for me in a point to point race and I've lost an hour from the lead for every hour I ran in an ultramarathon. But at least I tried. "The_navigator©" wrote in message ... I though you claimed you won all your races? Cheers MC Gilligan wrote: People just run away from me. "katysails" wrote in message ... Are you saying our faults are regular? As a bunch, I'd say we are most unusual. Cheers MCV I'm saaying that if we were to take an average of all the faults in this ng, I would land somewhere in the middle. The outside world doesn't count in here. Outside, the statistics change. Saome people think I'm very eccentric, if not downright peculiar. Others think I should take up a new career on Stand Up Comedy Hour. -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Katysails - advice please.
The choices a
Ted Nugent Lutefisk vs TexMex - wrong state...that's Minnesota...we have pasties and fudge Hat head Boiled Flint vs Houston Flint? Who goes there? My God, that's the armpit of the world. Canada (you fergit I'm affiliated already) The choice is obvious and yours to make. -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Katysails - advice please.
People just run away from me. Is it the foam or the drool? -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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