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Pony Express July 25th 03 11:29 AM

American Sailing Association MORE frequently ASKED questions
 
The real question is:
Who is the idiot that has posted over a hundred messages in the last 24
hours and claims he sails more than anyone else here.
BTW, while you were posting, I was sailing. Line honors Wednesday night,
first place last night. You really should try sailing your wife's boat.
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Steve
S/V Pony Express

"CANDChelp" wrote in message
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Who is this poor sod who bought a Siedleman?
Why would anyone live on a pathetic Coronado 27?
Why can't memebers beside Capt RB get women aboard?
Why does Gay Ganz bother trolling for men on the board?
How small are those Beneteau rudders?
Why can't other members get a great boat for half price like RB did?

Capt RB



CANDChelp July 25th 03 11:58 AM

American Sailing Association MORE frequently ASKED questions
 
You really should try sailing your wife's boat.

She bought a boat???

WOW!

RB

Pony Express July 25th 03 12:18 PM

American Sailing Association MORE frequently ASKED questions
 
Ok, so she sole it from one of her geriatric patients.
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Steve
S/V Pony Express

"CANDChelp" wrote in message
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You really should try sailing your wife's boat.

She bought a boat???

WOW!

RB



CANDChelp July 25th 03 12:23 PM

American Sailing Association MORE frequently ASKED questions
 
Ok, so she sole it from one of her geriatric patients.

Steve starts drinking early!
Hey, Stevey...I paid for the boat. Buy your wife anything lately?

Bwahahahaha!

RB

CANDChelp July 25th 03 12:24 PM

American Sailing Association MORE frequently ASKED questions
 
He's an idiot that would prefer to talk about things he doesn't understand
rather than sail.

Well, if you MUST be on the list, fine!


Bwahahahahaaha!

RB

Pony Express July 25th 03 12:27 PM

American Sailing Association MORE frequently ASKED questions
 
Just a house, a year and a half ago.
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Steve
S/V Pony Express

"CANDChelp" wrote in message
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Ok, so she sole it from one of her geriatric patients.

Steve starts drinking early!
Hey, Stevey...I paid for the boat. Buy your wife anything lately?

Bwahahahaha!

RB



CANDChelp July 25th 03 12:32 PM

American Sailing Association MORE frequently ASKED questions
 
Just a house, a year and a half ago.

I already owned a house, but she's about to get one with it's own beach. Since
I'm also paying for this, and it's in her name alone, I can honestly say I'm
buying it for her.
I hope ONLY your wife's name appears on the house deed, or were you lying?

RB

Pony Express July 25th 03 12:48 PM

American Sailing Association MORE frequently ASKED questions
 
I own the house in Towson. I bought this one for her.
I'm going sailing. You should try it sometime.
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Steve
S/V Pony Express

"CANDChelp" wrote in message
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Just a house, a year and a half ago.

I already owned a house, but she's about to get one with it's own beach.

Since
I'm also paying for this, and it's in her name alone, I can honestly say

I'm
buying it for her.
I hope ONLY your wife's name appears on the house deed, or were you lying?

RB



CANDChelp July 25th 03 01:00 PM

American Sailing Association MORE frequently ASKED questions
 
I own the house in Towson. I bought this one for her.
I'm going sailing. You should try it sometime.

Is it in her name alone, Stevey?
Uh huh. I thought so.

RB

Simple Simon July 25th 03 02:09 PM

American Sailing Association MORE frequently ASKED questions
 
Who is the master troller - Booby.

Great job! Now, you've progressed from them biting on
baited hook to biting on bare hook to finally biting on
the end of a monofilament line hung over the side.

Next, they will be jumping right onto the cleaning
table and filleting themselves. Hoooo haaaaaa!


"CANDChelp" wrote in message ...
Who is this poor sod who bought a Siedleman?
Why would anyone live on a pathetic Coronado 27?
Why can't memebers beside Capt RB get women aboard?
Why does Gay Ganz bother trolling for men on the board?
How small are those Beneteau rudders?
Why can't other members get a great boat for half price like RB did?

Capt RB




Jonathan Ganz July 25th 03 04:09 PM

American Sailing Association MORE frequently ASKED questions
 
Why does the Gay Robert Brody bother to marry? Answer:
his wife is a transvestite.

"CANDChelp" wrote in message
...
Who is this poor sod who bought a Siedleman?
Why would anyone live on a pathetic Coronado 27?
Why can't memebers beside Capt RB get women aboard?
Why does Gay Ganz bother trolling for men on the board?
How small are those Beneteau rudders?
Why can't other members get a great boat for half price like RB did?

Capt RB




Jonathan Ganz July 25th 03 04:10 PM

American Sailing Association MORE frequently ASKED questions
 
He understands a lot about gay men. He married one, apparently.

"Pony Express" wrote in message
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He's an idiot that would prefer to talk about things he doesn't understand
rather than sail.
--
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Steve
S/V Pony Express

"CANDChelp" wrote in message
...
Who is the idiot that has posted over a hundred messages in the last 24
hours and claims he sails more than anyone else here.

He's a guy who has a better boat than you for less than you paid!
He's a guy who has a regular sex life.
He's a guy who had the flu all week.
He's a guy who's leaving on a sailing trip tonight.

Sorry, little Stevey!

RB





katysails July 25th 03 11:34 PM

American Sailing Association MORE frequently ASKED questions
 

I own the house in Towson. I bought this one for her.

You guys should move to Michigan where a wife can say "What's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine, too."
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Pony Express July 25th 03 11:35 PM

American Sailing Association MORE frequently ASKED questions
 
Our verbal agreement is that she gets everything except the boat. The only
catch is that she has to kill me off first, then she gets everything.
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Steve
S/V Pony Express

"katysails" wrote in message
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I own the house in Towson. I bought this one for her.

You guys should move to Michigan where a wife can say "What's mine is

mine, and what's yours is mine, too."
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein




katysails July 26th 03 12:02 AM

American Sailing Association MORE frequently ASKED questions
 

Our verbal agreement is that she gets everything except the boat. The only
catch is that she has to kill me off first, then she gets everything.
--
You have your own personal food tester?
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Scott Vernon July 26th 03 12:43 AM

American Sailing Association MORE frequently ASKED questions
 
Only when I can get down there.

Scotty


"katysails" wrote
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You have your own personal food tester?





katysails July 26th 03 01:16 AM

American Sailing Association MORE frequently ASKED questions
 

Only when I can get down there.

Scotty

Good thing you don't go too often...Steve would probablt succumb to starvation...
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Scott Vernon July 26th 03 01:20 AM

American Sailing Association MORE frequently ASKED questions
 
Uhhhhhhhhh, you've never met him, have you?

Scotty

"katysails" wrote in message
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Only when I can get down there.

Scotty

Good thing you don't go too often...Steve would probablt succumb to

starvation...
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein





Scott Vernon July 26th 03 01:41 AM

American Sailing Association MORE frequently ASKED questions
 
oooooh.....a lame gay with a gay lame. How aprop.


"Fred Quiffle." wrote in message
...
"Scott Vernon" wrote in news:bfsh9s$ign5i$1@ID-
154502.news.uni-berlin.de:

Uhhhhhhhhh, you've never met him, have you?


Why, you doing a gay dating service now?




Scott Vernon July 26th 03 01:59 AM

American Sailing Association MORE frequently ASKED questions
 
"Scott Vernon" wrote in news:bfsjij$i82ca$1@ID-
154502.news.uni-berlin.de:

NO! He's much shorter.
;)



all the better to ream me, eh?


Scott



"katysails" wrote in message
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Uhhhhhhhhh, you've never met him, have you?

Scotty

He's bigger than you???
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein







Bertie the Bunyip July 26th 03 02:00 AM

American Sailing Association MORE frequently ASKED questions
 
"Scott Vernon" wrote in news:bfsii2$idn2u$1@ID-
154502.news.uni-berlin.de:

oooooh.....a lame gay with a gay lame. How aprop.




Oh it speaks!


A gay lamer aith a gay lame about a gay lame.


Hmm.

Bertie


"Fred Quiffle." wrote in message
...
"Scott Vernon" wrote in news:bfsh9s$ign5i$1@ID-
154502.news.uni-berlin.de:

Uhhhhhhhhh, you've never met him, have you?


Why, you doing a gay dating service now?






Capt. Mooron July 26th 03 02:18 AM

American Sailing Association MORE frequently ASKED questions
 
Oh boy... somebody is ****ed off at you Scott.... Ha Ha ha

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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| NO! He's much shorter.
| ;)
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| "katysails" wrote in message
| ...
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| Uhhhhhhhhh, you've never met him, have you?
|
| Scotty
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| He's bigger than you???
| --
| katysails
| s/v Chanteuse
| Kirie Elite 32
| http://katysails.tripod.com
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| "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
| and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
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Bertie the Bunyip July 26th 03 02:25 AM

American Sailing Association MORE frequently ASKED questions
 
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

Oh boy... somebody is ****ed off at you Scott.... Ha Ha ha


You really need to read up on th erules of the game, sunshine.


Bertie




CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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| NO! He's much shorter.
| ;)
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| "katysails" wrote in message
| ...
|
| Uhhhhhhhhh, you've never met him, have you?
|
| Scotty
|
| He's bigger than you???
| --
| katysails
| s/v Chanteuse
| Kirie Elite 32
| http://katysails.tripod.com
|
| "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
| relax
| and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
|
|
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