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Peter J Ross July 28th 03 02:29 AM

WHY ISN'T MIMUS JOINING IN? [ Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!]
 
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Mon,
28 Jul 2003 01:36:05 GMT, when Dave Hillstrom wrote this:

On Sun, 27 Jul 2003 22:00:09 -0300, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:

I willing to bet is's a common occurence at your 3PM feeding.....

CM

"Dave Hillstrom" wrote in message
| it could happen.
|
| --
| Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4
| "Quotes from me read to you, like diarrhea."
| -Dave Hillstrom


top posting freak.

bubble


Well, mimus? Wot's yer excuse?

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
nasty, brutish and of average height

Dave Hillstrom July 28th 03 02:36 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 
On Sun, 27 Jul 2003 22:00:09 -0300, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:

I willing to bet is's a common occurence at your 3PM feeding.....

CM

"Dave Hillstrom" wrote in message
| it could happen.
|
| --
| Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4
| "Quotes from me read to you, like diarrhea."
| -Dave Hillstrom


top posting freak.

bubble

--
Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4
"Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea."
-Dave Hillstrom

Peter J Ross July 28th 03 03:21 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 
alt.usenet.kooks has never been the same since Sun, 27 Jul 2003
20:45:35 -0400, when Gary L. Burnore wrote this:


SUBSCRIBE!!!
--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
nasty, brutish and of average height

Capt. Mooron July 28th 03 03:30 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 
You'll learn to love it... or your life will be a living hell...


"Dave Hillstrom" wrote in message
| top posting freak.
| --
| Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4
| "Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea."
| -Dave Hillstrom



Ralph Nesbitt July 28th 03 03:53 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Sun,
27 Jul 2003 04:36:39 GMT, when Ralph Nesbitt wrote this:

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
.. .
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Fri,
25 Jul 2003 22:07:38 -0700, when Jonathan Ganz wrote this:

Please don't feed the troll.

Please don't top-post. We're up to our necks in the Baby Jesus's tears
over here.

Top posting is standard practice ion the sailing group,(alt.sailing.asa)
that is home to the originator of this thread, 1 "Jonathan Ganz".


Why does that not surprise me?

While I can't disagree regarding "Top Posting" in most instances, in this
instance the old saw/adage;" When in Rome, etc" is applicable.


"When in Rome, **** in the fountains." OK.

--

Subscribe.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type



Ralph Nesbitt July 28th 03 03:55 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Sun,
27 Jul 2003 15:05:49 -0400, when mimus wrote this:

On Sun, 27 Jul 2003 04:46:29 GMT, "Ralph Nesbitt"
wrote:

"mimus" wrote in message
. ..

On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 22:07:38 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote:

"mimus" wrote in message
.. .

On Sat, 26 Jul 2003 03:19:43 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
wrote:

"Tom Mosher" wrote in
om:

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...

| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in
| :
|
| This can't be the Bunyip..... I mean ... it's almost a
complete
| sentence!!!
|
| I have my moments.
|
| BTW, why are you afraid of the "Star Trek Weenies"?

Oh boy.... be Afraid... Be Very Afraid.... have you ever seen

one
in
real life?

They are quite frightening. They had a big Star Trek convention

here
in Tulsa about a month ago. Thousands upon thousands of Star

Trek
Weenies.

He seems to think the flonkers are trekkies..

Bwawhahwhahwhahhwa!

Bertie

It's a cover.

Please don't feed the troll.

What if I'm one? Do I have to starve, just 'cause people can't ignore
idiots, or use their flippin' killfiles?

Below is a canned response I have begun useing to reply to any "Jonathan
Ganz or Capt Neal Post". Hopefully all who respond will add his home

group,
the sailing group,(alt.sailing.asa) back to the newsgroups line. I would

not
want him to think his plea was ignored.


Canned responses lack vitamins.


Canned responses make teh Baby Breidbart meow.

Why not follow your own advice & not "Feed the Troll" by responding to

it
with a "Plonk-Query.

Sailing group added back to insure tactics noted, plus to give as good

as we
got, & a we tad bit better.

Whether aplicable at sea or not, on land/the net, expect to "Reap What

You
Sow!


If you sow the wind, do you reap good sailing weather?


I've got the Eton Boating Song running through my head now. Thanks a
*lot*.
--

Welcome.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type



Peter J Ross July 28th 03 03:58 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Sun,
27 Jul 2003 23:30:38 -0300, when Capt. Mooron wrote this:

You'll learn to love it... or your life will be a living hell...


You falsely imagine that your life *isn't*?

"Dave Hillstrom" wrote in message
| top posting freak.
| --
| Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4
| "Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea."
| -Dave Hillstrom



--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
nasty, brutish and of average height

Dave Hillstrom July 28th 03 04:07 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 
On Mon, 28 Jul 2003 02:26:52 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross
wrote:

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Sun,
27 Jul 2003 21:16:15 -0300, when Capt. Mooron wrote this:

"Dave Hillstrom" wrote in message
| well, it makes ME laugh.

I bet you giggle all day blowing bubbles in your chocolate milk...


Only flonkers are allowed to be rude to Dave, so LEAVE HIM THE ****
ALONE, ****HEAD!


yeah! what he said!

--
Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4
"Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea."
-Dave Hillstrom

Ralph Nesbitt July 28th 03 04:07 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Sat,
26 Jul 2003 18:13:32 GMT, when Ralph Nesbitt wrote this:

For this 1, the good folks of the sailing group, will probably make him
"walk a Bow Plank", then "Keel Haul" him from "forward to aft".


I wonder if they all pretend to be yacht-owners.

--
PJR :-)

Interesting ?. Perhaps inquiring as you respond to various 1's in the
sailing group will receive a response, who knows?
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type



Dave Hillstrom July 28th 03 04:09 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 
On Mon, 28 Jul 2003 02:25:37 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross
wrote:

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Sun,
27 Jul 2003 23:37:03 GMT, when Dave Hillstrom wrote this:

On Mon, 28 Jul 2003 00:13:12 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross
wrote:

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Sun,
27 Jul 2003 23:24:15 GMT, when Dave Hillstrom wrote this:

On Sun, 27 Jul 2003 20:51:20 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross
wrote:

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Sat,
26 Jul 2003 13:21:29 GMT, when Capt. Neal® wrote this:

Take your queer crap some
where else.

Consider yourself chastised, Dave. Capt.-of-Usenet-Police Neal isn't a
man to be messed with.

who, me?

--
Respectfully,
Capt. Neal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"A man should not mince words
just to spare the sensibilities
of the thin-skinned or the ignorant." ---Capt. Neal

I like it when people quote themselves in their .sigs. It means that
nobody has ever said anything nice enough about them to be quotable.

hey! hey!!! mine are funny. sniff

Damn, I forgot you did it too.

This gives all the ASA regulars a chance to crosspost messages
laughing at me.


so, does this mean ~i~ spanked you? huh? does it?


Do it again!


i klame SPNAK!

--
Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4
"Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea."
-Dave Hillstrom

Mind you, *this* one isn't all that funny, is it?


well, it makes ME laugh.


Sad git.


:p

--
Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4
"Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea."
-Dave Hillstrom

Peter J Ross July 28th 03 04:10 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Mon,
28 Jul 2003 03:09:18 GMT, when Dave Hillstrom wrote this:

On Mon, 28 Jul 2003 02:25:37 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross
wrote:

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Sun,
27 Jul 2003 23:37:03 GMT, when Dave Hillstrom wrote this:

On Mon, 28 Jul 2003 00:13:12 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross
wrote:

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Sun,
27 Jul 2003 23:24:15 GMT, when Dave Hillstrom wrote this:

On Sun, 27 Jul 2003 20:51:20 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross
wrote:

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Sat,
26 Jul 2003 13:21:29 GMT, when Capt. Neal® wrote this:

Take your queer crap some
where else.

Consider yourself chastised, Dave. Capt.-of-Usenet-Police Neal isn't a
man to be messed with.

who, me?

--
Respectfully,
Capt. Neal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"A man should not mince words
just to spare the sensibilities
of the thin-skinned or the ignorant." ---Capt. Neal

I like it when people quote themselves in their .sigs. It means that
nobody has ever said anything nice enough about them to be quotable.

hey! hey!!! mine are funny. sniff

Damn, I forgot you did it too.

This gives all the ASA regulars a chance to crosspost messages
laughing at me.

so, does this mean ~i~ spanked you? huh? does it?


Do it again!


i klame SPNAK!


P K ****ing B !

--
Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4
"Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea."
-Dave Hillstrom

Mind you, *this* one isn't all that funny, is it?

well, it makes ME laugh.


Sad git.


:p


A's'lutely.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
nasty, brutish and of average height

Ralph Nesbitt July 28th 03 04:14 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 

"Dave Hillstrom" wrote in message
s.com...
On Sun, 27 Jul 2003 21:14:14 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross
wrote:

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Sat,
26 Jul 2003 18:12:44 GMT, when Rebecca Ore wrote this:

"Jonathan Ganz" writes:

Please don't feed the troll.

What's the BI on this?

What's the BI on "What's the BI on this?"


What's the BI on "What's the BI on 'What's the BI on this?'?"?


im pretty sure we could write a bot in LISP in one line to keep posting
for us.

--
Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 meow
"I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
into this cheap motel room."
-Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4
ICQ# 1598403

Jonathan Ganz's home group is alt.sailing.asa. He has the habit of
posting/responding to posts in other groups, then snipping &/or failing to
include the Sailing Group in the news group line. A practice referred to at
ADA as "The Plonk-Query".

Remember to add alt.sailing.asa to the "News Group Line" if it is not there,
so he will see it, as I have done with this response.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type



Ralph Nesbitt July 28th 03 04:19 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 

"Starshine Moonbeam" wrote in message
...
In article m, Ralph
Nesbitt dropped a +5 bundle of words....

"Starshine Moonbeam" wrote in message
...
In article , Jonathan Ganz dropped

a
+5 bundle of words....
Please don't feed the troll.

Which troll?


--
MHM something or other

Below is a canned response I have begun using to reply to any "Jonathan

Ganz
or Capt Neal Post".


I'm not Jonathan Ganz or Capt Neal.

Hopefully all who respond will add his home group, the
sailing group,(alt.sailing.asa) back to the newsgroups line. I would not
want him to think his plea was ignored.


DYOFDW.


--
MHM something or other

Granted. The "Canned Response" was included as an explanation of the posting
habits of Jonathan Ganz & Capt Neal because the thread you were responding
to included a response/post by 1/the other/both.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type



Capt. Mooron July 28th 03 04:54 AM

NO, NO, NO!!!!
 
I'd suggest a couple of hits of Purple Micro-dot Acid..... one for each cat
just prior to the trip! That should make it easier for them to accommodate
to the boat once you get them off the masthead.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
| LAMO good one katy, I have 2 cats that we have to take on the boat
| in AUG , which should prove to be real interesting.
|
| If they aare older cats it would be best if you'd take them on some short
trips beofre you expect them to live there. Also,
| males will mark new territory whether they're fixd or not and your boat
will only smell of new (that is, if you are still buying
| that Hunter). Make sure you have a crate to put them in in case they go
spaz on you...talk to your vet about seasick medicaine
| for them or maybe a very light dose of valium...cats are very tricky about
medications so don't give them dramamine or anything
| human unti, you clear it with the vet.
|
| --
| katysails
| s/v Chanteuse
| Kirie Elite 32
| http://katysails.tripod.com
|
| "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
| and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
|
|



Capt. Mooron July 28th 03 04:56 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 
Bwahahahahahahaaaaaa....

Heh Oz.... I got *plonked* before you did... Nyah Nyah!

CM

"Gary L. Burnore" wrote in message
| Dumb ****ing top poster.
| It's: "Wow, that was really deep there, dipwad."
|
| At least your name is near what you are.
|
| *plonk*



Capt. Mooron July 28th 03 05:44 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 
Wa-a-a-h-h-h-h-h-h Ganz is picking on Ralphie.... please help Ralphie
out... he's being picked on... oh Boo Hooo


CM
" ... and the Monkey Flips the Switch"


"Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in message

| Jonathan Ganz's home group is alt.sailing.asa. He has the habit of
| posting/responding to posts in other groups, then snipping &/or failing to
| include the Sailing Group in the news group line. A practice referred to
at
| ADA as "The Plonk-Query".
|
| Remember to add alt.sailing.asa to the "News Group Line" if it is not
there,
| so he will see it, as I have done with this response.
| Ralph Nesbitt
| Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type of faggot
|
|



Capt. Mooron July 28th 03 05:50 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 
Well let's see... I'm looking out my window at a magnificent sailboat on a
beautiful bay, I'm having deep fried scallops as a midnight snack... I have
a date with the Warrior Princess tomorrow... and I still have a 1/2 bottle
of overproof Rum.... yup... life is hell... Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaa


CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...
| alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Sun,
| 27 Jul 2003 23:30:38 -0300, when Capt. Mooron wrote this:
|
| You'll learn to love it... or your life will be a living hell...
|
| You falsely imagine that your life *isn't*?
|
| "Dave Hillstrom" wrote in message
| | top posting freak.
| | --
| | Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4
| | "Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea."
| | -Dave Hillstrom
|
|
| --
| PJR :-)
| mhm34x8
| nasty, brutish and of average height



Peter J Ross July 28th 03 06:00 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Mon,
28 Jul 2003 01:50:54 -0300, when Capt. Mooron wrote this:

Well let's see... I'm looking out my window at a magnificent sailboat on a
beautiful bay, I'm having deep fried scallops as a midnight snack... I have
a date with the Warrior Princess tomorrow... and I still have a 1/2 bottle
of overproof Rum.... yup... life is hell... Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaa


I wish my idle fantasies were as sexy as yours.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
"I'm gonna tell you the way it is
And I'm not gonna be kind or easy
Your whole attitude stinks I say
And the life you lead is completely empty"
-- FZ

Capt. Mooron July 28th 03 06:28 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 
So report me for having a life.....

CM

"JL Grasso" wrote in message
...
| On Mon, 28 Jul 2003 01:50:54 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote in alt.disasters.aviation:
|
| Well let's see... I'm looking out my window at a magnificent sailboat on
a
| beautiful bay, I'm having deep fried scallops as a midnight snack... I
have
| a date with the Warrior Princess tomorrow... and I still have a 1/2
bottle
| of overproof Rum.... yup... life is hell... Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaa
|
|
| CM
|
| If you have to tell 'em....
|
|
| Jerry



Capt. Mooron July 28th 03 06:29 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 
OUCH!.... The truth hurts!

CM

"Oz1" wrote in message
...
|
| C'mon Dave, it's the best way!
|
| On Mon, 28 Jul 2003 01:36:05 GMT, Dave Hillstrom
| wrote:
|
| top posting freak.
|
| bubble
|
|
|
| Oz1...of the 3 twins.
| I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.



Capt. Mooron July 28th 03 06:47 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 
Bwahahahahahahaaaaa..... Oh the JOY...... since it's all true.... well
okay... I finished the scallops and onto the field fresh plump Strawberries
in melted Belgian Chocolate with whipped cream.... oh darn... my boat
drifted behind the maple tree.... I can't see anything but the bowsprit...
Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaaa


CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...
| alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Mon,
| 28 Jul 2003 01:50:54 -0300, when Capt. Mooron wrote this:
|
| Well let's see... I'm looking out my window at a magnificent sailboat on
a
| beautiful bay, I'm having deep fried scallops as a midnight snack... I
have
| a date with the Warrior Princess tomorrow... and I still have a 1/2
bottle
| of overproof Rum.... yup... life is hell... Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaa
|
| I wish my idle fantasies were as sexy as yours.



Capt. Mooron July 28th 03 07:12 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 
If she annoys you.... it's a definite positive character trait.

CM

"JL Grasso" wrote in message
| You sure you're not related to Debby?
|
| Jerry
|
|
| CM
|
| "Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| .. .
| | alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Mon,
| | 28 Jul 2003 01:50:54 -0300, when Capt. Mooron wrote this:
| |
| | Well let's see... I'm looking out my window at a magnificent sailboat
on
| a
| | beautiful bay, I'm having deep fried scallops as a midnight snack... I
| have
| | a date with the Warrior Princess tomorrow... and I still have a 1/2
| bottle
| | of overproof Rum.... yup... life is hell... Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaa
| |
| | I wish my idle fantasies were as sexy as yours.
|
|



Peter Wiley July 28th 03 07:20 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 
As a mirror.....

PDW

On Mon, 28 Jul 2003 01:40:36 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:

Woooooooooooooooooo..... that was so-o-o-o-o-o-o-oooo DEEP!

CM
"Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in message
...
|
| "Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| ...
| alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Sun,
| 27 Jul 2003 15:05:49 -0400, when mimus wrote this:
|
| On Sun, 27 Jul 2003 04:46:29 GMT, "Ralph Nesbitt"
| wrote:
|
| "mimus" wrote in message
| . ..
|
| On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 22:07:38 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
| wrote:
|
| "mimus" wrote in message
| .. .
|
| On Sat, 26 Jul 2003 03:19:43 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip

| wrote:
|
| "Tom Mosher" wrote in
| om:
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
|
| "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
| ...
|
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in
| | :
| |
| | This can't be the Bunyip..... I mean ... it's almost a
| complete
| | sentence!!!
| |
| | I have my moments.
| |
| | BTW, why are you afraid of the "Star Trek Weenies"?
|
| Oh boy.... be Afraid... Be Very Afraid.... have you ever seen
| one
| in
| real life?
|
| They are quite frightening. They had a big Star Trek
convention
| here
| in Tulsa about a month ago. Thousands upon thousands of Star
| Trek
| Weenies.
|
| He seems to think the flonkers are trekkies..
|
| Bwawhahwhahwhahhwa!
|
| Bertie
|
| It's a cover.
|
| Please don't feed the troll.
|
| What if I'm one? Do I have to starve, just 'cause people can't
ignore
| idiots, or use their flippin' killfiles?
|
| Below is a canned response I have begun useing to reply to any
"Jonathan
| Ganz or Capt Neal Post". Hopefully all who respond will add his home
| group,
| the sailing group,(alt.sailing.asa) back to the newsgroups line. I
would
| not
| want him to think his plea was ignored.
|
| Canned responses lack vitamins.
|
| Canned responses make teh Baby Breidbart meow.
|
| Why not follow your own advice & not "Feed the Troll" by responding to
| it
| with a "Plonk-Query.
|
| Sailing group added back to insure tactics noted, plus to give as good
| as we
| got, & a we tad bit better.
|
| Whether aplicable at sea or not, on land/the net, expect to "Reap What
| You
| Sow!
|
| If you sow the wind, do you reap good sailing weather?
|
| I've got the Eton Boating Song running through my head now. Thanks a
| *lot*.
| --
| Welcome.
| Ralph Nesbitt
| Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type
|
|



Capt. Mooron July 28th 03 07:26 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 
Get your own pipe..... I'm smokin' prime BC Bud..... I'm allergic to crack
unless it's attached to a bitch.... heh bend over will you?

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...
| alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Mon,
| 28 Jul 2003 02:47:40 -0300, when Capt. Mooron wrote this:
|
| Bwahahahahahahaaaaa..... Oh the JOY...... since it's all true.... well
| okay... I finished the scallops and onto the field fresh plump
Strawberries
| in melted Belgian Chocolate with whipped cream.... oh darn... my boat
| drifted behind the maple tree.... I can't see anything but the
bowsprit...
| Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaaa
|
| Put the crack pipe down, Cappy.
|
| --
| PJR :-)
| mhm34x8
| "Do you think that I'm crazy?
| Out of my mind?
| Do you think that I creep in the night
| And sleep in a phone booth?"
| -- FZ



Warrior Princess July 29th 03 02:09 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

Well let's see... I'm looking out my window at a magnificent sailboat on a
beautiful bay,


I found a few pics of S. V. Overproof. Just wondered who that handsome Guy
on the bowsprit is, looks a bit like "I'm the King of the World".

I'm having deep fried scallops as a midnight snack...


You already know that I *love* seafood? hehee

I have
a date with the Warrior Princess tomorrow...


I'm glad you weren't late! ;-)

and I still have a 1/2 bottle
of overproof Rum.... yup... life is hell... Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaa


Sounds like I could give you some comfort. ;-)

LP




Warrior Princess July 29th 03 02:11 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 

"JL Grasso" wrote:
On Mon, 28 Jul 2003 01:50:54 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote in alt.disasters.aviation:

Well let's see... I'm looking out my window at a magnificent sailboat on

a
beautiful bay, I'm having deep fried scallops as a midnight snack... I

have
a date with the Warrior Princess tomorrow... and I still have a 1/2

bottle
of overproof Rum.... yup... life is hell... Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaa


CM


If you have to tell 'em....


Jerry


As Yogi would say..."It's not bragging if you can do it!"



Warrior Princess July 29th 03 02:12 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Bwahahahahahahaaaaa..... Oh the JOY...... since it's all true.... well
okay... I finished the scallops and onto the field fresh plump

Strawberries
in melted Belgian Chocolate with whipped cream.... oh darn... my boat
drifted behind the maple tree.... I can't see anything but the bowsprit...
Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaaa


Ahh, I love the visuals! Strawberries are one of my favorite fruits, not to
mention the whipped cream...



Flying Tadpole July 29th 03 02:16 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 


Warrior Princess wrote:

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Bwahahahahahahaaaaa..... Oh the JOY...... since it's all true.... well
okay... I finished the scallops and onto the field fresh plump

Strawberries
in melted Belgian Chocolate with whipped cream.... oh darn... my boat
drifted behind the maple tree.... I can't see anything but the bowsprit...
Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaaa


Ahh, I love the visuals! Strawberries are one of my favorite fruits, not to
mention the whipped cream...


But no doubt you take your coffee black...
--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com

Warrior Princess July 29th 03 02:20 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Warrior Princess wrote:

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Bwahahahahahahaaaaa..... Oh the JOY...... since it's all true....

well
okay... I finished the scallops and onto the field fresh plump

Strawberries
in melted Belgian Chocolate with whipped cream.... oh darn... my boat
drifted behind the maple tree.... I can't see anything but the

bowsprit...
Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaaa


Ahh, I love the visuals! Strawberries are one of my favorite fruits,

not to
mention the whipped cream...


But no doubt you take your coffee black...


No, pure cream and cane sugar, thanks!



Flying Tadpole July 29th 03 02:24 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 


Warrior Princess wrote:

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Warrior Princess wrote:

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Bwahahahahahahaaaaa..... Oh the JOY...... since it's all true....

well
okay... I finished the scallops and onto the field fresh plump
Strawberries
in melted Belgian Chocolate with whipped cream.... oh darn... my boat
drifted behind the maple tree.... I can't see anything but the

bowsprit...
Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaaa

Ahh, I love the visuals! Strawberries are one of my favorite fruits,

not to
mention the whipped cream...


But no doubt you take your coffee black...


No, pure cream and cane sugar, thanks!


Ah. Well, I suppose if you use cream rather than milk, your
supper victims are less likely to notice it curdling as you
cradle the coffee cup.
--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
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Warrior Princess July 29th 03 03:01 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 

"Flying Tadpole" wrote:


Warrior Princess wrote:

"Flying Tadpole" wrote:


Warrior Princess wrote:

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Bwahahahahahahaaaaa..... Oh the JOY...... since it's all true....

well
okay... I finished the scallops and onto the field fresh plump
Strawberries
in melted Belgian Chocolate with whipped cream.... oh darn... my

boat
drifted behind the maple tree.... I can't see anything but the

bowsprit...
Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaaa

Ahh, I love the visuals! Strawberries are one of my favorite

fruits,
not to
mention the whipped cream...

But no doubt you take your coffee black...


No, pure cream and cane sugar, thanks!


Ah. Well, I suppose if you use cream rather than milk, your
supper victims are less likely to notice it curdling as you
cradle the coffee cup.


Sorry, you lost me...try again on Friday.





Flying Tadpole July 29th 03 03:20 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 


Warrior Princess wrote:

"Flying Tadpole" wrote:


Warrior Princess wrote:

"Flying Tadpole" wrote:


Warrior Princess wrote:

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Bwahahahahahahaaaaa..... Oh the JOY...... since it's all true....
well
okay... I finished the scallops and onto the field fresh plump
Strawberries
in melted Belgian Chocolate with whipped cream.... oh darn... my

boat
drifted behind the maple tree.... I can't see anything but the
bowsprit...
Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaaa

Ahh, I love the visuals! Strawberries are one of my favorite

fruits,
not to
mention the whipped cream...

But no doubt you take your coffee black...

No, pure cream and cane sugar, thanks!


Ah. Well, I suppose if you use cream rather than milk, your
supper victims are less likely to notice it curdling as you
cradle the coffee cup.


Sorry, you lost me...try again on Friday.


Sigh. It's the Madame Vinyl story all over again. Never mind.
--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com

Warrior Princess July 29th 03 03:34 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 

"Flying Tadpole" wrote:

Sigh. It's the Madame Vinyl story all over again. Never mind.


Hehehee. Okay, I get it now! You are so deep....





jlrogers July 29th 03 04:02 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 
Now that's funny. Tady, get the ball down.

"Warrior Princess" wrote in message
...

"Flying Tadpole" wrote:

Sigh. It's the Madame Vinyl story all over again. Never mind.


Hehehee. Okay, I get it now! You are so deep....






Ralph Nesbitt July 29th 03 05:12 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Mon,
28 Jul 2003 03:07:23 GMT, when Ralph Nesbitt wrote this:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
.. .
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Sat,
26 Jul 2003 18:13:32 GMT, when Ralph Nesbitt wrote this:

For this 1, the good folks of the sailing group, will probably make

him
"walk a Bow Plank", then "Keel Haul" him from "forward to aft".

I wonder if they all pretend to be yacht-owners.

--
PJR :-)

Interesting ?. Perhaps inquiring as you respond to various 1's in the
sailing group will receive a response, who knows?


Yes, it will receive a response. The response will be "Do not feed the
troll!"

So much for scientific research.

--
PJR :-)

Considering those from the sailing group apparently spend so much time
"preening" in front of the mirror. The ? is "Which Troll are they referring
to themselves or a poster doing "Scientific Research, IMHO.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type



Ralph Nesbitt July 29th 03 05:14 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 
T'Yew.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type

"Oz1" wrote in message
...
Tyhat's pretty astute of you Ralph!

On Mon, 28 Jul 2003 03:14:48 GMT, "Ralph Nesbitt"

wrote:

Jonathan Ganz's home group is alt.sailing.asa. He has the habit of
posting/responding to posts in other groups, then snipping &/or failing

to
include the Sailing Group in the news group line. A practice referred to

at
ADA as "The Plonk-Query".

Remember to add alt.sailing.asa to the "News Group Line" if it is not

there,
so he will see it, as I have done with this response.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type




Oz1...of the 3 twins.
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Ralph Nesbitt July 29th 03 05:20 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 
Not a bad response from some one that can only count to 1, so therefore when
the see 1, they assume there can be nothing more.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Ralph's only entry on his PDA..." Push the Button.. Get the Peanut"

CM

"Oz1" wrote in message
...
| Tyhat's pretty astute of you Ralph!
|
| On Mon, 28 Jul 2003 03:14:48 GMT, "Ralph Nesbitt"
|
| wrote:
|
| Jonathan Ganz's home group is alt.sailing.asa. He has the habit of
| posting/responding to posts in other groups, then snipping &/or failing
to
| include the Sailing Group in the news group line. A practice referred

to
at
| ADA as "The Plonk-Query".
|
| Remember to add alt.sailing.asa to the "News Group Line" if it is not
there,
| so he will see it, as I have done with this response.
| Ralph Nesbitt
| Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type
|
|
|
|
| Oz1...of the 3 twins.
| I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





Ralph Nesbitt July 29th 03 05:26 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 
Nope, Ganz is putting on a show for the alien vampire flonk,flonk,flonk
group, without lifting the curtain so they may observe his antics.

I am sure you want not want your favorite sailing compadres
"Preening/Trolling Efforts" to go unnoticed.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Wa-a-a-h-h-h-h-h-h Ganz is picking on Ralphie.... please help Ralphie
out... he's being picked on... oh Boo Hooo


CM
" ... and the Monkey Flips the Switch"


"Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in message

| Jonathan Ganz's home group is alt.sailing.asa. He has the habit of
| posting/responding to posts in other groups, then snipping &/or failing

to
| include the Sailing Group in the news group line. A practice referred to
at
| ADA as "The Plonk-Query".
|
| Remember to add alt.sailing.asa to the "News Group Line" if it is not
there,
| so he will see it, as I have done with this response.
| Ralph Nesbitt
| Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type of faggot
|
|





Ralph Nesbitt July 29th 03 05:39 AM

Flonkers nerds? Heaven forbid!
 

"Capt. Mooron" failing to check his PDA wrote in
message ...
You have aparrently failed to remember there is 1 "Ralph Livingston", a
"Grede A Loon/Kook", that uses/goes by the moniker/handle "Ralphie" to post
in the aviation groups. Over a period of time "Ralphie" has been known to
espress great interest in the cut of those who respond to him.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type

Everyone please help ralpie because he seems unable to put the run to the
lamest troll on Usenet.... feel his pain!

CM

"Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in message
| Granted. The "Canned Response" was included as an explanation of the
posting
| habits of Jonathan Ganz & Capt Neal because the thread you were

responding
| to included a response/post by 1/the other/both.
| Ralph Nesbitt
| Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type
|
|





Scott Vernon July 29th 03 02:12 PM

NO, NO, NO!!!!
 
I'd suggest a .22 LR.

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
I'd suggest a couple of hits of Purple Micro-dot Acid..... one for each

cat
just prior to the trip! That should make it easier for them to accommodate
to the boat once you get them off the masthead.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
| LAMO good one katy, I have 2 cats that we have to take on the boat
| in AUG , which should prove to be real interesting.
|
| If they aare older cats it would be best if you'd take them on some

short
trips beofre you expect them to live there. Also,
| males will mark new territory whether they're fixd or not and your boat
will only smell of new (that is, if you are still buying
| that Hunter). Make sure you have a crate to put them in in case they go
spaz on you...talk to your vet about seasick medicaine
| for them or maybe a very light dose of valium...cats are very tricky

about
medications so don't give them dramamine or anything
| human unti, you clear it with the vet.
|
| --
| katysails
| s/v Chanteuse
| Kirie Elite 32
| http://katysails.tripod.com
|
| "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
| and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
|
|








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