Ring, Ring, Ring!!!!
 

I always tell the Alien Girls to remove their rings and other jewlery before we
sail.

http://www.safetycenter.navy.mil/med...mages/hand.jpg

Capt RB

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That'll teach you to give someone the finger.

"CANDChelp" wrote in message
...
I always tell the Alien Girls to remove their rings and other jewlery
before we
sail.

http://www.safetycenter.navy.mil/med...mages/hand.jpg

Capt RB

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http://www.safetycenter.navy.mil/med...mages/hand.jpg

Capt RB

Has happened to two friends of mine....I don't wear a ring

You know TWO people that this happened to? I guess it's a more common injury
than I thought.

RB

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"CANDChelp" wrote in message

Has happened to two friends of mine....I don't wear a ring

You know TWO people that this happened to? I guess it's a more
common injury than I thought.

I don't know how common it is, but rings were all but banned when I worked
for a phone company years ago - the scenario there was that, when climbing
telephone poles, the ring could catch on a step if one slipped, resulting in
precisely the sort of injury you linked to. Those who continued to wear
rings were admonished to wrap insulating tape around them to minimise the
chance of the 'hook' effect. (Those who didn't wear gloves, anyway.)


--
Wally
I demand rigidly-defined areas of uncertainty!
www.art-gallery.myby.co.uk

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Then they don't listen to you. There were necklaces (good for
strangulation) and bracelets (great for amputation) on at least
one fo your more recent floozy pics.

--
Flying Tadpole

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CANDChelp wrote:

I always tell the Alien Girls to remove their rings and other jewlery before we
sail.

http://www.safetycenter.navy.mil/med...mages/hand.jpg

Capt RB

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I'm sorry, I just realised that you might have thought this was a
joke of some sort?

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Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
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CANDChelp wrote:

I always tell the Alien Girls to remove their rings and other jewlery before we
sail.

http://www.safetycenter.navy.mil/med...mages/hand.jpg

Capt RB

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At gun point?????

CM

"CANDChelp" wrote in message
...
| I always tell the Alien Girls to remove their rings and other jewlery
before we
| sail.
|
| http://www.safetycenter.navy.mil/med...mages/hand.jpg
|
| Capt RB

Ring, Ring, Ring!!!!
 

I had a J24 spin halyard run through my hand 2 weeks before my wedding and
pulled the flesh off my ring finger. Finger is now molded around the ring.
Guess I won't be getting divorced.

Nearly lost a finger 20 years ago when my wedding ring snagged. I
don't even wear a wris****ch when working on the trawl deck. Too
dangerous. Ditto working on lathes and milling machines.

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On 24 Jul 2003 01:47:56 GMT, (SkitchNYC) wrote:

I had a J24 spin halyard run through my hand 2 weeks before my wedding and
pulled the flesh off my ring finger. Finger is now molded around the ring.
Guess I won't be getting divorced.

Wel, a good fine-toothed hacksaw blade would do the job. Besides,
judging by other peoples' divorces I've observed, losing an entire
finger would be getting off very lightly. Most seem to lose an arm and
a leg :-)


Nearly lost a finger 20 years ago when my wedding ring snagged. I
don't even wear a wris****ch when working on the trawl deck. Too
dangerous. Ditto working on lathes and milling machines.

Ring, Ring, Ring!!!!
 

"Wally" wrote:
"CANDChelp" wrote in message

Has happened to two friends of mine....I don't wear a ring

You know TWO people that this happened to? I guess it's a more
common injury than I thought.

I don't know how common it is, but rings were all but banned when I worked
for a phone company years ago - the scenario there was that, when climbing
telephone poles, the ring could catch on a step if one slipped, resulting in
precisely the sort of injury you linked to. Those who continued to wear
rings were admonished to wrap insulating tape around them to minimise the
chance of the 'hook' effect. (Those who didn't wear gloves, anyway.)

I was a gymnast in college. My coach broke his ring finger when it got
wrapped in my sweatshirt while he was spotting me on a sommersalt.
They had to cut it (the ring!) off in the ER. That taught me never to
wear jewelry when doing anything active.

Frank

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On 23 Jul 2003 16:05:50 GMT, (CANDChelp) wrote this
crap:

I always tell the Alien Girls to remove their rings and other jewlery before we
sail.

I tell my girls to remove all unnecessary clothing.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!

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"Frank and Ronnie Maier" wrote in message

I was a gymnast in college. My coach broke his ring finger when it got
wrapped in my sweatshirt while he was spotting me on a sommersalt.
They had to cut it (the ring!) off in the ER. That taught me never to
wear jewelry when doing anything active.

Depending on the sorts of things one gets up to, jewelry can be a danger or
hindrance in other, less active, ways too. I play guitar and rings distract
me, if not actually get in the way. I've also been known to mess around
inside valve (tube) amplifiers, where the voltages can be high enough to
give you fright - leaning over into an amp chassis while wearing rings,
bracelets, neckchains, is a recipe for a change of underwear, if not actual
injury.

I never wear jewelry.


--
Wally
I demand rigidly-defined areas of uncertainty!
www.art-gallery.myby.co.uk

Ring, Ring, Ring!!!!
 

"Horvath" wrote in message news:bfoerf$tp3

I always tell the Alien Girls to remove their rings and other jewlery
before we sail.

I tell my girls to remove all unnecessary clothing.

Is that why they're always attired in safety boots, rigger's gloves, boiler
suits, goggles and filter masks?


--
Wally
I demand rigidly-defined areas of uncertainty!
www.art-gallery.myby.co.uk

Ring, Ring, Ring!!!!
 

Do they remove all the hardware/jewelry?

What about pierced body parts that are not readily visible?

Do you check?

Do you smell your finger afterwards?

"CANDChelp" wrote in message
...
I always tell the Alien Girls to remove their rings and other jewlery
before we
sail.

http://www.safetycenter.navy.mil/med...mages/hand.jpg

Capt RB

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Well of course pimps do.

Cheers MC

Horvath wrote:

I tell my girls to remove all unnecessary clothing.

Ring, Ring, Ring!!!!
 

That's not what your pictures show. You are either lying or not the
Captain while out.

Cheers MC

CANDChelp wrote:
I always tell the Alien Girls to remove their rings and other jewlery before we
sail.

http://www.safetycenter.navy.mil/med...mages/hand.jpg

Capt RB

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Gilligan!

Cheers MC

Gilligan wrote:
Do they remove all the hardware/jewelry?

What about pierced body parts that are not readily visible?

Do you check?

Do you smell your finger afterwards?

"CANDChelp" wrote in message
...

I always tell the Alien Girls to remove their rings and other jewlery

before we

sail.

http://www.safetycenter.navy.mil/med...mages/hand.jpg

Capt RB

Ring, Ring, Ring!!!!
 

"The_navigator©" wrote ...
That's not what your pictures show. You are either lying or not the
Captain while out.

or both.

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On Thu, 24 Jul 2003 13:22:32 GMT, "Wally" wrote
this crap:

"Horvath" wrote in message news:bfoerf$tp3

I always tell the Alien Girls to remove their rings and other jewlery
before we sail.

I tell my girls to remove all unnecessary clothing.

Is that why they're always attired in safety boots, rigger's gloves, boiler
suits, goggles and filter masks?

No. They enjoy being naked on the boat.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!

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On Thu, 24 Jul 2003 14:20:30 GMT, "Gilligan"
wrote this crap:

Do they remove all the hardware/jewelry?

What about pierced body parts that are not readily visible?

She keeps her tongue stud on.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!

Ring, Ring, Ring!!!!
 

"Horvath" wrote in message news:bfpsu2

I tell my girls to remove all unnecessary clothing.

Is that why they're always attired in safety boots, rigger's gloves,
boiler
suits, goggles and filter masks?

No. They enjoy being naked on the boat.

Then why do they have to be told?


--
Wally
I demand rigidly-defined areas of uncertainty!
www.art-gallery.myby.co.uk

Ring, Ring, Ring!!!!
 

My apologies to those of discriminating taste.




"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
Gilligan!

Cheers MC

Gilligan wrote:
Do they remove all the hardware/jewelry?

What about pierced body parts that are not readily visible?

Do you check?

Do you smell your finger afterwards?

"CANDChelp" wrote in message
...

I always tell the Alien Girls to remove their rings and other jewlery

before we

sail.

http://www.safetycenter.navy.mil/med...mages/hand.jpg

Capt RB

Ring, Ring, Ring!!!!
 

"Frank and Ronnie Maier" wrote in message om...

I essentially agree except that my wife would be ****ed if I didn't
wear my wedding ring when we're doing non-dangerous things, like going
to the ballet.


Wimp on two counts.

1) Doing what your wife says
2) Sitting and watching a bunch of faggots prancing around on the stage.

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"Simple Simon" wrote


I'm Jealous on two counts.

1) Doing your wife
2) Sitting and watching a bunch of faggots prancing around on the stage.