You're known for betting on nags and lame horses.... Mountain Monkey is a
more apt description of that frail and effeminate hermit called Gilligan. I
still can hold my breath at depth for 3 minutes..... I can split a grape at
twenty paces with an ax and surgically remove the wings of a fly at 30 paces
with a bow and arrow. I've killed a bear in hand to hand combat [okay I had
a bush pick] and put the run to many with canoe paddle and switch. I've
handled sled dogs that were known man killers and satisfied wild women that
were known man eaters. I can out drink, out fight, out shoot, out wrestle,
out track, out hunt, out chop, out sail, out swim, out cuss, out lie and
out dance Gilligan any day, any time, any where.

Just send me the money... you've already lost your wager Bubba!

CM


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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| I'll put my money on Gilligan. He is a mountain man and
| one does not mess with a mountain man. Even the grizzlies
| fear Gilligan's breed. Gilligan can function in thin air at
| altitudes that would cause you to embolize and pass out the
| instant minute you got out of bed. Your lungs are incapacitated
| by sludge and tar from smoking all that dope and your
| brain function is clearly diminished as well for you to even
| think about challenging a manly man such as Gilligan.
|
| Give it up before you are ripped limb from limb.
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| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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| "Gilligan" wrote in message
| rthlink.net...
| | I'd snap your arm right off. Axe toss, easy. How about shooting a 90
pound
| | draw bow fem boy?
|
| The only thing snapping would be your tendons and I doubt you could hit
the
| broad side of an outhouse when locked inside. 90 lb draw bow.... is that
why
| you wear the green tights... to get one of the large limber wristed
| lumberjacks in your area to draw it for you?
|
| | You are weak and in inferior shape, especially for your age. You are a
| | product of the Canadian health care system, which coddles the weak. In
| | America only the strong or rich survive! My god! I can see reflectors
and
| | brake cables on your bicycle - you are a girly boy!!!
|
| In your dreams..... I use the health system once or twice a year for
annual
| check ups and certifications. I'm 180 lbs of cat like muscle with the
| endurance of a rabid sled dog and the tenacity of a Wolverine. Americans
are
| the most obese and poorly conditioned of the humans on this planet. I
still
| free dive to 40 feet and row 10 miles without exertion.
|
| The loser... that would be you Gilly... will have to load a pickup with
| manure ... by hand... while wearing a pink dress. I realize this is a
common
| thing for you but I'm feeling benevolent.
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| CM
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