Right you are brilliant Simon!

Mooron would crumble in the early stages of any competition! My body has
reached a state of hardiness unseen at sea level.

My brain functions so well here in the lower stretches of the stratosphere,
just think of its perfomance at oxygen rich sea level!

Mooron weighs only 180 pounds? Where's the beef? He's got broom handles for
arms and toothpicks for legs.

Why just two days ago I ran a bear off in my underwear with a mere display
of a fist! How he got into my underwear, I'll never know.

Why I'd take Bobsprit and Mooron on at the same time. They're both girly
men!

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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I'll put my money on Gilligan. He is a mountain man and
one does not mess with a mountain man. Even the grizzlies
fear Gilligan's breed. Gilligan can function in thin air at
altitudes that would cause you to embolize and pass out the
instant minute you got out of bed. Your lungs are incapacitated
by sludge and tar from smoking all that dope and your
brain function is clearly diminished as well for you to even
think about challenging a manly man such as Gilligan.

Give it up before you are ripped limb from limb.


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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"Gilligan" wrote in message
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| I'd snap your arm right off. Axe toss, easy. How about shooting a 90
pound
| draw bow fem boy?

The only thing snapping would be your tendons and I doubt you could hit
the
broad side of an outhouse when locked inside. 90 lb draw bow.... is that
why
you wear the green tights... to get one of the large limber wristed
lumberjacks in your area to draw it for you?

| You are weak and in inferior shape, especially for your age. You are a
| product of the Canadian health care system, which coddles the weak. In
| America only the strong or rich survive! My god! I can see reflectors
and
| brake cables on your bicycle - you are a girly boy!!!

In your dreams..... I use the health system once or twice a year for
annual
check ups and certifications. I'm 180 lbs of cat like muscle with the
endurance of a rabid sled dog and the tenacity of a Wolverine. Americans
are
the most obese and poorly conditioned of the humans on this planet. I
still
free dive to 40 feet and row 10 miles without exertion.

The loser... that would be you Gilly... will have to load a pickup with
manure ... by hand... while wearing a pink dress. I realize this is a
common
thing for you but I'm feeling benevolent.

CM