She is a cutie(qt) patootie, too.

Maybe this URL will work for you without a password?

http://www.emode.com/match/mutual-ma...596694&added=y


"Simple Simon" wrote in message ...
I was perusing an internet dating service when I came across
an attractive woman who used a code to get around her having
to pay for the service.

Under her picture which was named 'qtpututi', she wrote:
"Write me at the service that sounds like a chocolate drink and
starts with a why. Add a dotty comma. Capeech?"

I have tried writing to but it bumps back
as undeliverable, no such account. I tried adding a semi-colon
(dotty comma) every which way and it still comes back.

Any ideas from the group's brainiacs?

Does anyone here have an idea for a valid addy based on the
clues.

No chance.... she's an artist [read liberal]... you haven't the capacity to
be of interest to her once the intrigue of you being a sailor wears off. I
date lots of artsy chicks.... they require to be kept off balance and
curious. Like all females they require the illusion you can be molded to
what they want... I think you are beyond being able to convince anyone you
could be altered in action or views.

Stick to your tried and true method of purchasing the fantasy by the
hour....

CM


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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| She is a cutie(qt) patootie, too.
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| Maybe this URL will work for you without a password?
|
| http://www.emode.com/match/mutual-ma...596694&added=y
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| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| I was perusing an internet dating service when I came across
| an attractive woman who used a code to get around her having
| to pay for the service.
|
| Under her picture which was named 'qtpututi', she wrote:
| "Write me at the service that sounds like a chocolate drink and
| starts with a why. Add a dotty comma. Capeech?"
|
| I have tried writing to but it bumps back
| as undeliverable, no such account. I tried adding a semi-colon
| (dotty comma) every which way and it still comes back.
|
| Any ideas from the group's brainiacs?
|
| Does anyone here have an idea for a valid addy based on the
| clues.
|
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|
|
|

"Simple Simon" wrote in message

Does anyone here have an idea for a valid addy based on the
clues.

I don't think a semi-colon is a valid character in email addresses, so I
suspect a linguistic play - add a 'dot-com' in other words. I'd go with
'why' = 'y', and, since no other indication is given, that the user part of
the address is probably 'qtpututi'. So, thus far, we have...



I'm not up on names of chocolate drinks, other than 'cocoa' and the brand
'nesquick'(sp?). Maybe there's a US brand that would fit? If 'yahoo' is
correct, than perhaps the spelling of 'qtpututi' is incorrect - I notice
that you wrote "cutie(qt) patootie" in your follow-up. Maybe it should be
'qtpatuti' instead?


--
Wally
I demand rigidly-defined areas of uncertainty!
www.art-gallery.myby.co.uk

Some very good input.

dotty comma must mean dot com which I had assumed without the clue

Now, I must try tweaking the qtpututi from substituting one letter
to the whole cutiepatootie.

Thanks again. You're an intelligent man.

"Wally" wrote in message ...
"Simple Simon" wrote in message

Does anyone here have an idea for a valid addy based on the
clues.

I don't think a semi-colon is a valid character in email addresses, so I
suspect a linguistic play - add a 'dot-com' in other words. I'd go with
'why' = 'y', and, since no other indication is given, that the user part of
the address is probably 'qtpututi'. So, thus far, we have...



I'm not up on names of chocolate drinks, other than 'cocoa' and the brand
'nesquick'(sp?). Maybe there's a US brand that would fit? If 'yahoo' is
correct, than perhaps the spelling of 'qtpututi' is incorrect - I notice
that you wrote "cutie(qt) patootie" in your follow-up. Maybe it should be
'qtpatuti' instead?


--
Wally
I demand rigidly-defined areas of uncertainty!
www.art-gallery.myby.co.uk

"Simple Simon" wrote
I was perusing an internet dating service when I came across
an attractive woman

Neal,
Technology changes, but the human experience? Never!
Perhaps you share a common fate with Henry Smith?
Scout

The Ballad of Hard Luck Henry (by Robert Service)
Now wouldn't you expect to find a man an awful crank
That's staked out nigh three hundred claims, and every one a blank;
That's followed every fool stampede, and seen the rise and fall
Of camps where men got gold in chunks and he got none at all;
That's prospected a bit of ground and sold it for a song
To see it yield a fortune to some fool that came along;
That's sunk a dozen bedrock holes, and not a speck in sight,
Yet sees them take a million from the claims to left and right?
Now aren't things like that enough to drive a man to booze?
But Hard Luck Smith was hoodoo-proof- he knew the way to lose.

'Twas in the fall of nineteen-four- leap year I've heard them say-
When Hard-Luck came to Hunker Creek and took a hillside lay,
And lo! as if to make amends for all the futile past,
Late in the year he struck it rich, the real pay-streak at last.
The riffles of his sluicing-box were choked with speckled earth,
And night and day he worked that lay for all that he was worth.
And when in chill December's gloom his lucky lease expired,
He found that he had made a stake as big as he desired.

One day while meditating on the waywardness of fate,
He felt the ache of lonely man to find a fitting mate;
A petticoated pard to cheer his solitary life,
A woman with soft, soothing ways, a confidant, a wife.
And while he cooked his supper on his little Yukon stove,
He wished that he had staked a claim in Love's rich treasure-trove;
When suddenly he paused and held aloft a Yukon egg,
For there in pencilled letters was the magic name of Peg.

You know these Yukon eggs of ours- some pink, some green, some blue-
A dollar per, assorted tints, assorted flavors, too!
The supercilious cheechako might designate them nigh,
But one acquires a taste for them and likes them by-and-by.
Well, Hard-Luck Henry took this egg and held it to the light,
And there was more faint pencilling that sorely taxed his sight.
At last he made it out, and then the legend ran like this-
"Will Klondike miner write to Peg, Plumhollow, Squashville, Wis?"

That night he got to thinking of this far-off, unknown fair;
It seemed so sort of opportune, an answer to his prayer
She flitted sweetly through his dreams, she haunted him by day,
She smiled through clouds of nicotine, she cheered his weary way.
At last he yielded to the spell; his course of love he set-
Wisconsin his objective point, his object, Margaret.

With every mile of sea and land his longing grew and grew
He practiced all his pretty words, and these, I fear, were few.
At last, one frosty evening, with a cold chill down his spine,
He found himself before her house, the threshold of the shrine.
His courage flickered to a spark, then glowed with sudden flame,
He knocked; he heard a welcome word; she came-his goddess came!
Oh, she was fair as any flower, and huskily he spoke.
"I'm all the way from Klondike, with a mighty heavy poke.
I'm looking for a lassie, one whose Christian name is Peg,
Who sought a Klondike miner, and who wrote it on an egg."

The lassie gazed at him a space, her cheeks grew rosy red,
She gazed at him with tear-bright eyes, then tenderly she said,
"Yes, lonely Klondike miner, it is true my name is Peg.
It's also true I longed for you and wrote it on an egg.
My heart went out to someone in that land of night and cold;
But oh, I fear that Yukon egg must have been mighty old
I waited long, I hoped and feared; you should have come before;
I've been a wedded woman now for eighteen months or more.
I'm sorry, since you've come so far, you ain't the one that wins;
But won't you take a step inside? I'll let you see the twins!

Pretty sad to have to go to a dating service at all when you live in the land of lonesome widows....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Like all females they require the illusion you can be molded to
what they want...

Pile of crap...men are what they are...women should find what they want..trying to change men is a uselss exercise in
futility...might as well try to move Mt. Rushmore to Connecticutt with a tablespoon....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

On Sun, 20 Jul 2003 18:00:17 -0400, "katysails"
wrote:

move Mt. Rushmore to Connecticut
You obviously don't know what the local zoning boards are like around here.

S/V Cat's Meow
http://www.catsmeow.org

The Cuban expats have taken over south Florida.
Have you ever seen a middle-aged Cuban woman?
Can you say obesity? Can you say mustachioed?
Can you say "no speakie de English"?

Then, there are a large number of Jewish women.
Can you say weird and religious with diets that
would choke a termite?

There is a large group of Haitian women but, as
far as I'm concerned they are little more evolved
than apes and have a similar smell to simians.

Then, one runs through the possible matches that
remain and fully half of them smoke cigarettes. There
area lot of teachers and since there is no such thing
as a conservative teacher these have to be eliminated.

It doesn't leave much to chose from but I shall
persevere. When I come up with a winner I'll
be sure and let you know. I'll even post some
pics of her in a thong bikini since that is one of
my requirements - that my future woman look
good in a thong!

They say that networking is a good way to meet
people and I was thinking about asking you if
you knew any suitable, single and unencumbered
woman who would enjoy the company of a
gentleman but I doubt you have any single
friends or friends of any kind for that matter.




"katysails" wrote in message ...
Pretty sad to have to go to a dating service at all when you live in the land of lonesome widows....

move Mt. Rushmore to Connecticut
You obviously don't know what the local zoning boards are like around here.

They'd prefer Chief Crazy Horse?
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein