The Cuban expats have taken over south Florida.
Have you ever seen a middle-aged Cuban woman?
Can you say obesity? Can you say mustachioed?
Can you say "no speakie de English"?

Then, there are a large number of Jewish women.
Can you say weird and religious with diets that
would choke a termite?

There is a large group of Haitian women but, as
far as I'm concerned they are little more evolved
than apes and have a similar smell to simians.

Then, one runs through the possible matches that
remain and fully half of them smoke cigarettes. There
area lot of teachers and since there is no such thing
as a conservative teacher these have to be eliminated.

It doesn't leave much to chose from but I shall
persevere. When I come up with a winner I'll
be sure and let you know. I'll even post some
pics of her in a thong bikini since that is one of
my requirements - that my future woman look
good in a thong!

They say that networking is a good way to meet
people and I was thinking about asking you if
you knew any suitable, single and unencumbered
woman who would enjoy the company of a
gentleman but I doubt you have any single
friends or friends of any kind for that matter.




"katysails" wrote in message ...
Pretty sad to have to go to a dating service at all when you live in the land of lonesome widows....