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artless base-court apple-john
bawdy bat-fowling baggage
beslubbering beef-witted barnacle
bootless beetle-headed bladder
churlish boil-brained boar-pig
cockered clapper-clawed bugbear
clouted clay-brained bum-bailey
craven common-kissing canker-blossom
currish crook-pated clack-dish
dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole
dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb
droning doghearted codpiece
errant dread-bolted death-token
fawning earth-vexing dewberry
fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon
froward fat-kidneyed flax-wench
frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill
gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker
goatish fly-bitten fustilarian
gorbellied folly-fallen giglet
impertinent fool-born gudgeon
infectious full-gorged haggard
jarring guts-griping harpy
loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig
lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast
mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger
mangled hell-hated jolthead
mewling idle-headed lewdster
paunchy ill-breeding lout
pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie
puking knotty-pated malt-worm
puny milk-livered mammet
quailing motley-minded measle
rank onion-eyed minnow
reeky plume-plucked miscreant
roguish pottle-deep moldwarp
ruttish pox-marked mumble-news
saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook
spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg
spongy rude-growing pignut
surly rump-fed puttock
tottering shard-borne pumpion
unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane
vain spur-galled scut
venomed swag-bellied skainsmate
villainous tardy-gaited strumpet
warped tickle-brained varlet
wayward toad-spotted vassal
weedy urchin-snouted whey-face
yeasty weather-bitten wagtail

from: http://www.renfaire.com/Language/insults.html

OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! You mean JON.

After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of
incest.

Scotty



"The_navigator©" wrote in message
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Insults for him to use. Jeez do you have a short attention span.

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:
Who is John, and why is Nav insulting him?

Scotty

"Gerard Weatherby" wrote in message
...


When you sit on the beach do rescuers try to push you back in the water?


S/V Cat's Meow
http://www.catsmeow.org

Not at all. It is quite apparent that you were hurling these
insults toward a fictional "John", hence SpotVermin's response
was entirely appropriate.

How low have you managed to get your IQ manipulating the tests CN
set? I'm finding it quite a challenge to get under 80, a fact I
find interesting as regards softening up the shills to part with
their hard earned cash...

FT

The navigator© wrote:

Insults for him to use. Jeez do you have a short attention span.

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:
Who is John, and why is Nav insulting him?

Scotty

"Gerard Weatherby" wrote in message
...


When you sit on the beach do rescuers try to push you back in the water?


S/V Cat's Meow
http://www.catsmeow.org

Sorry, you can't fail an IQ test Taddy. Even filling in any response on
such a test implies an IQ greater than 80! Don't you mean parent's hard
earned cash?

Cheers MC

Flying Tadpole wrote:
Not at all. It is quite apparent that you were hurling these
insults toward a fictional "John", hence SpotVermin's response
was entirely appropriate.

How low have you managed to get your IQ manipulating the tests CN
set? I'm finding it quite a challenge to get under 80, a fact I
find interesting as regards softening up the shills to part with
their hard earned cash...

FT

The navigator© wrote:

Insults for him to use. Jeez do you have a short attention span.

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:

Who is John, and why is Nav insulting him?

Scotty

"Gerard Weatherby" wrote in message
...


When you sit on the beach do rescuers try to push you back in the water?


S/V Cat's Meow
http://www.catsmeow.org

Turn around and face me when you talk. Oh. You are
facing me.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! You mean JON.

After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of
incest.

Scotty



"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
Insults for him to use. Jeez do you have a short attention span.

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:
Who is John, and why is Nav insulting him?

Scotty

"Gerard Weatherby" wrote in message
...


When you sit on the beach do rescuers try to push you back in the
water?


S/V Cat's Meow
http://www.catsmeow.org

No, I divorced my parents. Gilligan was witness. Seriously, I
saw that the test awarded Horvath 86 for answering te first one
of every multiple choice (I don't remember now what we used to do
to people who did that in genetics--from memory the start score
was minus to allow for the donkey fill-in) Now while 86 might be
a great leap forward for Horvath, it struck me that the test must
be fairly lenient, so I attmpted to see how low I could go. 80
is it so far, but I'm really trying hard.

Flying Tadpole

The navigator© wrote:

Sorry, you can't fail an IQ test Taddy. Even filling in any response on
such a test implies an IQ greater than 80! Don't you mean parent's hard
earned cash?

Cheers MC

Flying Tadpole wrote:
Not at all. It is quite apparent that you were hurling these
insults toward a fictional "John", hence SpotVermin's response
was entirely appropriate.

How low have you managed to get your IQ manipulating the tests CN
set? I'm finding it quite a challenge to get under 80, a fact I
find interesting as regards softening up the shills to part with
their hard earned cash...

FT

The navigator© wrote:

Insults for him to use. Jeez do you have a short attention span.

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:

Who is John, and why is Nav insulting him?

Scotty

"Gerard Weatherby" wrote in message
...


When you sit on the beach do rescuers try to push you back in the water?


S/V Cat's Meow
http://www.catsmeow.org

Isn't it obvious? John has an aspirated "o" whereas Jon is
gasping for air. Tune your virtual ear better, MC!

FT

The navigator© wrote:

Well if you are saying that you can hear the difference between Jon and
John... Or not remember a recent thread and add 2+2...

Cheers MC

Flying Tadpole wrote:
Not at all. It is quite apparent that you were hurling these
insults toward a fictional "John", hence SpotVermin's response
was entirely appropriate.

How low have you managed to get your IQ manipulating the tests CN
set? I'm finding it quite a challenge to get under 80, a fact I
find interesting as regards softening up the shills to part with
their hard earned cash...

FT

The navigator© wrote:

Insults for him to use. Jeez do you have a short attention span.

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:

Who is John, and why is Nav insulting him?

Scotty

"Gerard Weatherby" wrote in message
...


When you sit on the beach do rescuers try to push you back in the water?


S/V Cat's Meow
http://www.catsmeow.org

Naa naa naa naa naaaaaaa naa :-p~

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
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Not at all. It is quite apparent that you were hurling these
insults toward a fictional "John", hence SpotVermin's response
was entirely appropriate.

That's a bit gay isn't it? The way I say them they are identical!

Cheers MC

Flying Tadpole wrote:
Isn't it obvious? John has an aspirated "o" whereas Jon is
gasping for air. Tune your virtual ear better, MC!

FT

The navigator© wrote:

Well if you are saying that you can hear the difference between Jon and
John... Or not remember a recent thread and add 2+2...

Cheers MC

Flying Tadpole wrote:

Not at all. It is quite apparent that you were hurling these
insults toward a fictional "John", hence SpotVermin's response
was entirely appropriate.

How low have you managed to get your IQ manipulating the tests CN
set? I'm finding it quite a challenge to get under 80, a fact I
find interesting as regards softening up the shills to part with
their hard earned cash...

FT

The navigator© wrote:


Insults for him to use. Jeez do you have a short attention span.

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:


Who is John, and why is Nav insulting him?

Scotty

"Gerard Weatherby" wrote in message
om...



When you sit on the beach do rescuers try to push you back in the water?


S/V Cat's Meow
http://www.catsmeow.org

You may have been reading but were you looking for subtlety? No, I
didn't think so!

Cheers MC



Scott Vernon wrote:
I hadn't realized that you were 'listening' to these posts. I've been
'reading' them.

Ohhhhhhhhh, now I get it, you're a mouth reader!

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...

Well if you are saying that you can hear the difference between Jon and
John... Or not remember a recent thread and add 2+2...

Cheers MC