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Gilligan July 16th 03 03:50 PM

Anyone Sailing, besides me???
 
Katy is out sailing for 9 days. She can't come to the keyboard right now.

You go out in your boat, a few hundred yards offshore for a few hours, turn
around and run to the keyboard to tell us all about it.

Is what you do really sailing?


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Doesn't seem like it, no does it???!!!

Gay Ganzy claims he sailed yesterday. But then he also claims he's

straight.
We've only seen a pic of him in a dinghy. Probably someone elses dinghy at
that! Stevey claims to sail a lot. His website has no new pics in years

and is
only semi-functional. Loco has yet to do more than post here about

sailing, and
mainly as my chew toy. I don't even know if he has a boat. We're seen ONE

pic
of scotty's headsail. At least we can HOPE that it's headsail. Lord even

knows
of Skitchy owns a boat. Billy Boy is clearly a daysailor by choice, but it
seems he sails once every two weeks...maybe he's a stewardess?
Mooron has posted pics of his sailing. Farr has done the same on several
occasions. Ozzy clearly sails.
We sail no less than 3-4 times a week. We sailed in the rain and cold at

the
start of the season. Last year we sailed Ghost in october when it was

gusting
to 40 knots and that was for scenes for a movie!
IF the rest of you truly have access to boats it would be in your best

interest
to use them. Take the poor boat out. It's true that I'm in sight of land.

On
the LIS, it's the best you can do. My wife is in school, so we can only

take a
few trips this year. Still, WE SAIL.
I suggest you try the same thing. GO SAILING. We're sailing tonight,

Friday and
the whole weekend. Get with it, folks!

RB




Bobsprit July 16th 03 04:03 PM

Anyone Sailing, besides me???
 
You go out in your boat, a few hundred yards offshore for a few hours, turn
around and run to the keyboard to tell us all about it.

Neal stays aboard his boat and sleeps. Is that really sailing? Loco gives no
evidence of even owning a boat. Scotty daysails and doesn't even overnight.
Katy tells you she's sailing and you swallow that...why?
I go for a "short" sail, then reward the sad-sacks here with a few pics of what
they could be doing. Yup, that's sailing.
And you know it.

RB

Simple Simon July 16th 03 04:20 PM

Anyone Sailing, besides me???
 


Sailing is not simply a matter of going out on
the water a few hours at a time and putting
sails up.

Sailing is a way of life. A sailor sails. A sailor
calls his boat home for extensive periods of
time. A lubber like yourself only deludes himself
into thinking he is a sailor. Day sailors like you
are not REAL sailors or there would be no need
for the qualifier (day). A day sailor is simply a
glorified trailer sailor who just happens to keep
his boat in a slip. Kinda pathetic, really!

Real sailors like me who live aboard sail extensively
for months at a time then we take a break and
spend some time taking care of business. Day
sailing is OK after having done plenty of true
cruising under sail (the purest form of sailing, btw)
but we realize daysailing is but a poor substitute for t
he real thing.

Sadly, for you and most of the subscribers here
you do not know and probably never will know
the real thing.




"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
You go out in your boat, a few hundred yards offshore for a few hours, turn
around and run to the keyboard to tell us all about it.

Neal stays aboard his boat and sleeps. Is that really sailing? Loco gives no
evidence of even owning a boat. Scotty daysails and doesn't even overnight.
Katy tells you she's sailing and you swallow that...why?
I go for a "short" sail, then reward the sad-sacks here with a few pics of what
they could be doing. Yup, that's sailing.
And you know it.

RB




Jonathan Ganz July 16th 03 06:38 PM

Anyone Sailing, besides me???
 
Gay Robert Brody doesn't sail at all. He doesn't have to claim
he's straight. We know he's gay.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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Doesn't seem like it, no does it???!!!


Yes. It does.



Bobsprit July 16th 03 07:11 PM

Anyone Sailing, besides me???
 
Gay Robert Brody doesn't sail at all. He doesn't have to claim
he's straight. We know he's gay.

Mooron, your protege has faltered again.

RB

Bobsprit July 16th 03 07:24 PM

Anyone Sailing, besides me???
 
Sailing is a way of life. A sailor sails.

Agreed and my sails are up and catching air far more than yours.
Now what's your excuse!?

RB

Simple Simon July 16th 03 07:30 PM

Anyone Sailing, besides me???
 
Tell me about it in the winter, Booby!


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
Sailing is a way of life. A sailor sails.

Agreed and my sails are up and catching air far more than yours.
Now what's your excuse!?

RB




Bobsprit July 16th 03 07:42 PM

Anyone Sailing, besides me???
 
I sail the whole year around and you don't!

Floating the end of a chain is not sailing.
SORRY!

RB

Simple Simon July 16th 03 08:10 PM

Anyone Sailing, besides me???
 

You can tell me all about it when I see you in the Bahamas.
I certainly won't hold my breath.

Bwaaaaa aa hahah hahahha!

"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
I sail the whole year around and you don't!

Floating the end of a chain is not sailing.
SORRY!

RB




Capt. Mooron July 16th 03 09:27 PM

Anyone Sailing, besides me???
 
Heh! .... cut me some slack here ... look at what I'm workin' with
fer chrissakes!
He still thinks the jugular is located just above the ankle!

I don't want to break his spirit... but I see your point only too well. We
should all pitch in and help. Donal, Gilly, Taddy, SS, Jl, SV, MC, Skitch,
Loco, Pony, Per, BB, Jeff, Doug, PW,Oz1...... could all add their own
insult to you in a reply to each of Ganz's attempts to insult or attack.
This would give him a broad example of what verbal sparring is all about.
Let's all pitch in and show Jon the path of the warrior.

Come on guys.... let's give Ganz a hand here!!!

CM



"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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| Gay Robert Brody doesn't sail at all. He doesn't have to claim
| he's straight. We know he's gay.
|
| Mooron, your protege has faltered again.
|
| RB




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