May be away for a few days.
 

I'm sure you can find a way to get out of it. Compliment the
defense attorney's tie. Not only will be excused, but you might
get a date.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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I've been summoned to report for jury duty tomorrow at 8:30 AM.

If I should be selected I might be away for a day or two.

Try real hard and you might just be able to live without my wisdom.

May be away for a few days.
 

Remember, if it's a liberal on trial - they're guilty!


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I've been summoned to report for jury duty tomorrow at 8:30 AM.

If I should be selected I might be away for a day or two.

Try real hard and you might just be able to live without my wisdom.

May be away for a few days.
 

On Sun, 13 Jul 2003 14:59:12 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

I'm sure you can find a way to get out of it. Compliment the
defense attorney's tie. Not only will be excused, but you might
get a date.

That's YOUR style.





Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!

May be away for a few days.
 

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On Sun, 13 Jul 2003 16:43:22 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote:

I've been summoned to report for jury duty tomorrow at 8:30 AM.

If I should be selected I might be away for a day or two.

Try real hard and you might just be able to live without my
wisdom.


During your voir dire, if you can work in the fact that you're
extremely conservative, you'll never sit on a jury. You'll just
traipse around from one prospective panel to another. That's my
experience. It works both with the criminal defense lawyer and the
civil court ambulance chaser.

two wheels


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May be away for a few days.
 

Hmmm... so that doesn't work? Well, you seem to be pretty
familiar with the habits of defense attorneys. Did you have a
long prison sentence?

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sun, 13 Jul 2003 14:59:12 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

I'm sure you can find a way to get out of it. Compliment the
defense attorney's tie. Not only will be excused, but you might
get a date.

That's YOUR style.





Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!