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Flying Tadpole wrote in
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Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

Flying Tadpole wrote in
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Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

Flying Tadpole wrote in
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Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

Flying Tadpole wrote in
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WHy all these welcomes, Donal? BtB and Crag have once more
demonstrated their maculate timing by arriving on
alt.sailing.asa too late, far too late, to share in the DTs.
The acuteness of their long noses does not compensate for
their necrotic reflexes and their lack of virtual fitness,
the latter preventing them from arriving at a point when they
would have had the opportunity to be entertaining (and who
knows, might actually have been worth welcoming). All they
can do now is rake over the cold embers, wondering what
might-have-been. A melancholy sight...

Flying Tadpole


Yeah, but we're going to bting chicks.


"Too late", she cried, waving her wooden leg in the air.

Never too late

Bertie

'Fraid so. The DT's left for another year. All you can do is
trawl through the relevant alt.sailing.asa threads and think of
what might have been. (Try "Encore, encore!" for a start. At the
least the Tadpole had the nous to arrive back in time...)

Kay.
And what about Jax? God I loved that guy!

Bertie

Yes, but that's the point! With the departure of Jax, we thought
we might have found a replacement. And you missed it! (You'd
better read also:
Subject: Taddy!.....Do we have a new Jocks to play with?
Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 19:58:50 +1000
and also:
Subject: Jackass is alive and well
Date: Thu, 10 Jul 2003 15:16:57 +1200

You see how considerate I am of your searching limitations?


Oh ****! Just as well, I tend to kill loons early. Even durable ones like
Jax.
Had a great one in alt.conspiracy who wanted to kick my ass RL. He lives in
Scotland and was making all sorts of great noises until I showed up in his
country.
Well, he tap danced faster than a millipede. He wanted me to make my way
towards his place via a series of instructions which I would get at phone
booths every hour.

Bwawahwhahwhahwhahhwhahwhahwhhahwhahwhahhwhahwhahw hhahw!

Oh yeah, he named himself after a WW2 Nazi tank commander. Erich von
Manstein.
Bertie

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Flying Tadpole wrote in
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http://www.ace.net.au/schooner/asapo.htm#bertie


Excellent, though I thnk the barb about me hving a toothless bite is a bit
unfair, not to mention inaccurate.


Bertie

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On Sat, 12 Jul 2003 00:47:43 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:

Welcome back, Bertie.


It's sooooo nice to have someone who I can really look down on.

And he's the only one.





Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!

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Horvath wrote in :

On Sat, 12 Jul 2003 00:47:43 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:

Welcome back, Bertie.


It's sooooo nice to have someone who I can really look down on.

And he's the only one.

Aww, keep looking, I'm sure you'll eventually find a soulmate.


(Sometimes I'm so subtle I don't even get it myself)

bertie

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Confucius say:

Women who fly have crack up!


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message ...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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"Lady Pilot" wrote
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?

Riff-raff? You've got to be kidding, right? LOLLLL


If I had my way, I'd have all of ya shot!

You would take me for a ride on your boat first, right? ;)


I'd have to ask my wife first.

Sure, let me know how she "feels".. LOL!




Can you send me a picture?

Of what?

I thought we were talking about your boat? Correct?


Scotty, In The Flesh.



LP

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Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

Flying Tadpole wrote in
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http://www.ace.net.au/schooner/asapo.htm#bertie

Excellent, though I thnk the barb about me hving a toothless bite is a bit
unfair, not to mention inaccurate.

Bertie

This is the Internet. Why were you expecting fairness and
accuracy?

FT

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"Simple Simon" wrote ...
Confucius say:

Women who fly UP-SIDE-DOWN have crack up!

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I like it my way better. When they are up in the air they have crack up.
And since a disproportionate number of them have crash even when
not doing aerobatics it has a double meaning.


"Simple Simon" wrote in message ...
Confucius say:

Women who fly have crack up!


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message ...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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"Lady Pilot" wrote
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?

Riff-raff? You've got to be kidding, right? LOLLLL


If I had my way, I'd have all of ya shot!

You would take me for a ride on your boat first, right? ;)


I'd have to ask my wife first.

Sure, let me know how she "feels".. LOL!




Can you send me a picture?

Of what?

I thought we were talking about your boat? Correct?


Scotty, In The Flesh.



LP

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"Lady Pilot" wrote in news:L73Qa.19125$o86.3628
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"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
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All they can do now is rake over the cold embers,
wondering what might-have-been. A melancholy sight...


Seems to be working.....

LP





stupid ****

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"Lady Pilot" wrote in news:0g3Qa.19126$o86.1717
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"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
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Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

Flying Tadpole wrote in
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WHy all these welcomes, Donal? BtB and Crag have once more
demonstrated their maculate timing by arriving on alt.sailing.asa
too late, far too late, to share in the DTs. The acuteness of
their long noses does not compensate for their necrotic reflexes
and their lack of virtual fitness, the latter preventing them
from arriving at a point when they would have had the opportunity
to be entertaining (and who knows, might actually have been worth
welcoming). All they can do now is rake over the cold embers,
wondering what might-have-been. A melancholy sight...

Flying Tadpole


Yeah, but we're going to bting chicks.


"Too late", she cried, waving her wooden leg in the air.

Do you watch the Sopranos too? heheheee

LP





stupid ****