I retract my "pinko" accusation, the reason being: when we were
kids we made lots of tadpoles fly. A threepenny bomb in a puddle
in the back lane was all that was needed. So on that basis, it
must logically follow from your theorem that Gilligan has been a
raging communist fifth-columnist from well before he enterered
this newsgroup.

Flying Tadpole

Simple Simon wrote:

Gilligan will go pinko when tadpoles fly.

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ...
AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhh hhhhhhhh!

Gilligan's gone PINKO. Reading the Sydney Morning Herald! Such
liberal obscenities should be banned...er, no...bunned!!!

Flying Tadpole

Gilligan wrote:

7 per cent of Norwegians wear same undies for a week
Sydney Morning Herald ^ | July 11 2003

snip

I stand corrected. I should have said when tadpoles fly
under their own power.


"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ...
I retract my "pinko" accusation, the reason being: when we were
kids we made lots of tadpoles fly. A threepenny bomb in a puddle
in the back lane was all that was needed. So on that basis, it
must logically follow from your theorem that Gilligan has been a
raging communist fifth-columnist from well before he enterered
this newsgroup.

Flying Tadpole

Simple Simon wrote:

Gilligan will go pinko when tadpoles fly.

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ...
AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhh hhhhhhhh!

Gilligan's gone PINKO. Reading the Sydney Morning Herald! Such
liberal obscenities should be banned...er, no...bunned!!!

Flying Tadpole

Gilligan wrote:

7 per cent of Norwegians wear same undies for a week
Sydney Morning Herald ^ | July 11 2003

snip

Tadpoles fly
Bernoulli or Newtonian ?

OT

Gilligan wrote:
7 per cent of Norwegians wear same undies for a week
Sydney Morning Herald ^ | July 11 2003

Gilligan, you should be ashamed of yourself. We gave Norway back to the
Norwegians way back in 1906 and have had no resposibility for what they do
since.

As for underwear, the fine Captn has made it clear to all of you. Wash your
asses or do not come sailing with me.

--
Perre

You have to be smarter than a robot to reply.

It's very important to wash your ass. Especially when climbing mountains.
After 5 days or so in the field with just toilet paper the dingleballs get
to be the size of golfballs. All that hair matts together, gets pulled and
you are in for one big sore ass.
I recommend using one of those two sided kitchen sponges. One side is a soft
sponge, the other a strong abrasive surface. It really gets the grit and
lumps out quickly. Plus, afterwards you can use the sponge for cleaning the
pots, bowls and cups.
Sailors should dunk their asses at least twice a day. In lubberland I just
go and sit in my neighbors hot tub for a half hour or so.
Capt Neal is right, scrub that puppy bright and clean. You'll never know
when tragedy will befall you, such as getting hit by a car or what ever and
if they take you to the hospital you want to have clean underwear and if no
underwear, the paragon of a well scrubbed orifice.


"Per Elmsäter" wrote in message
...
Gilligan wrote:
7 per cent of Norwegians wear same undies for a week
Sydney Morning Herald ^ | July 11 2003

Gilligan, you should be ashamed of yourself. We gave Norway back to the
Norwegians way back in 1906 and have had no resposibility for what they do
since.

As for underwear, the fine Captn has made it clear to all of you. Wash
your
asses or do not come sailing with me.

--
Perre

You have to be smarter than a robot to reply.

What an image; Gillagan hanging off a sheer Cliff on a rope, with his
Ass exposed scrubbing it with a scouring pad.

Now; "THAT'S SOME ****!"

Ole Thom

If no one is looking I run the rope up and down my crack a few times, cleans
it real well.
"Thomas Stewart" wrote in message
...
What an image; Gillagan hanging off a sheer Cliff on a rope, with his
Ass exposed scrubbing it with a scouring pad.

Now; "THAT'S SOME ****!"

Ole Thom

-- You'll never know when tragedy will befall you, such as getting hit by a car or what ever and
if they take you to the hospital you want to have clean underwear and if no underwear

And they do notice and they do comment among themselves....


katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Katy,

If you go to the hospital you want clean underwear

In reply, reminds me of a story of a elderly man with bad hearing (Not
Me) his name could have been Per or something like that. Anyway he was
feeling very poorly so his wife took him into the emergency room at the
hospital

The wife explain that she couldn't be specific and the Doc. said he
would order a urine test. To which the gentleman asked his wife; " What
did he say?" The wife told the Doc that he had been off his feed for
awhile, to which the Doc said he'd order a stool sample. Our gentleman
again asked; "What did he say?" The wife kept talking to the Doc. She
said he hasn't shown much interest in sex lately. The Doc said let's do
a sterility test. Again the man asked ;"What did he say?"

This time the wife turned to the man and shouted; "HE WANTS YOUR
UNDERWEAR!!"

Ole Thom

If you rubbed your ass on rocks you could find your way home without
GPS. A biodegradable trail marker! Even work on snow...

Cheers MC

Gilligan wrote:

It's very important to wash your ass. Especially when climbing mountains.
After 5 days or so in the field with just toilet paper the dingleballs get
to be the size of golfballs. All that hair matts together, gets pulled and
you are in for one big sore ass.
I recommend using one of those two sided kitchen sponges. One side is a soft
sponge, the other a strong abrasive surface. It really gets the grit and
lumps out quickly. Plus, afterwards you can use the sponge for cleaning the
pots, bowls and cups.
Sailors should dunk their asses at least twice a day. In lubberland I just
go and sit in my neighbors hot tub for a half hour or so.
Capt Neal is right, scrub that puppy bright and clean. You'll never know
when tragedy will befall you, such as getting hit by a car or what ever and
if they take you to the hospital you want to have clean underwear and if no
underwear, the paragon of a well scrubbed orifice.


"Per Elmsäter" wrote in message
...


Gilligan wrote:


7 per cent of Norwegians wear same undies for a week
Sydney Morning Herald ^ | July 11 2003


Gilligan, you should be ashamed of yourself. We gave Norway back to the
Norwegians way back in 1906 and have had no resposibility for what they do
since.

As for underwear, the fine Captn has made it clear to all of you. Wash


your


asses or do not come sailing with me.

--
Perre

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