Maybe they have better control of their orifices.

Personally I think underwear is disgusting..... why not just take time to
give that lizard another shake and make sure the TP comes up clean before
you zip up. Walking around all day in urine and **** stains.... and then
pointing fingers at people who do it for a week is nothing but comical.

Real Men don't wear underwear.

CM


"Gilligan" wrote in message
thlink.net...
| 7 per cent of Norwegians wear same undies for a week
| Sydney Morning Herald ^ | July 11 2003
|
|
| Seven per cent of Norwegian men and six per cent of women wear the same
pair
| of undies for at least a whole week before changing to a fresh pair,
| according to a new poll.
|
|
| Norwegians with a high level of education change their underwear less
often
| than those with a lower level of schooling, the survey of 1000 Norwegians,
| conducted by polling institute ACNielsen, showed.
|
|
| However, 65 per cent of those questioned say they pull on a fresh pair
once
| a day, while 4 per cent say they change twice a day.
|
|
| Those least likely to change their knickers are in the 41 to 50 age range,
| while 18-to-30 year-olds are the most fastidious, with 73 per cent who
| change daily.
|
|
| Single men are also more likely to put on clean skivvies than those in a
| relationship.
|
|
| Eleven per cent of Norwegians change their underwear two to three times a
| week and 18 per cent do so four to six times a week.
|
|
| AFP
|
|
|
|
|

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

Maybe they have better control of their orifices.

Personally I think underwear is disgusting..... why not just take time to
give that lizard another shake and make sure the TP comes up clean before
you zip up.

Why is it that this whole newsgroup has become fixated on
lizards, iguanas and other reptiles?

FT

Blame it on Danny.... it's the fashionable thing to do.

CM

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
|
| Maybe they have better control of their orifices.
|
| Personally I think underwear is disgusting..... why not just take time
to
| give that lizard another shake and make sure the TP comes up clean
before
| you zip up.
|
| Why is it that this whole newsgroup has become fixated on
| lizards, iguanas and other reptiles?
|
| FT

No. It's Jasson's fault.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Blame it on Danny.... it's the fashionable thing to do.

CM

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
|
| Maybe they have better control of their orifices.
|
| Personally I think underwear is disgusting..... why not just take
time
to
| give that lizard another shake and make sure the TP comes up clean
before
| you zip up.
|
| Why is it that this whole newsgroup has become fixated on
| lizards, iguanas and other reptiles?
|
| FT

I agree with you. I haven't owned or worn underwear since
my high school days. While living with my parents they insisted
I wear underwear but as soon as I got out on my own the
underwear got used as rags. Underwear is perhaps the leading
cause of testicular cancer because it makes them too hot.

There is one rather crude custom we westerners have, however,
that is appalling. That is the use of toilet paper exclusively. Toilet
paper alone simply does not get the job done. Ask yourself what
you would do should you manage somehow to get **** on your
hands. If you wipe them off with toilet paper only then you are
uncivilized. Any sane person who has **** on their hands wash
their hands thoroughly.

One should also wash one's ass after taking a ****. I use toilet
paper to get the visible excretion wiped off then I follow up
with those moistened baby wipes with alcohol to complete
the job. Clean and disinfect - that's the key. Prior to developing
this method I could take a finger and swipe it along the length
of my butt crack and it would smell like ****. Now I can do the
same and it smells like a clean baby.

Get with the program, Moroon!


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
Maybe they have better control of their orifices.

Personally I think underwear is disgusting..... why not just take time to
give that lizard another shake and make sure the TP comes up clean before
you zip up. Walking around all day in urine and **** stains.... and then
pointing fingers at people who do it for a week is nothing but comical.

Real Men don't wear underwear.

CM


"Gilligan" wrote in message
thlink.net...
| 7 per cent of Norwegians wear same undies for a week
| Sydney Morning Herald ^ | July 11 2003
|
|
| Seven per cent of Norwegian men and six per cent of women wear the same
pair
| of undies for at least a whole week before changing to a fresh pair,
| according to a new poll.
|
|
| Norwegians with a high level of education change their underwear less
often
| than those with a lower level of schooling, the survey of 1000 Norwegians,
| conducted by polling institute ACNielsen, showed.
|
|
| However, 65 per cent of those questioned say they pull on a fresh pair
once
| a day, while 4 per cent say they change twice a day.
|
|
| Those least likely to change their knickers are in the 41 to 50 age range,
| while 18-to-30 year-olds are the most fastidious, with 73 per cent who
| change daily.
|
|
| Single men are also more likely to put on clean skivvies than those in a
| relationship.
|
|
| Eleven per cent of Norwegians change their underwear two to three times a
| week and 18 per cent do so four to six times a week.
|
|
| AFP
|
|
|
|
|

I retract my "pinko" accusation, the reason being: when we were
kids we made lots of tadpoles fly. A threepenny bomb in a puddle
in the back lane was all that was needed. So on that basis, it
must logically follow from your theorem that Gilligan has been a
raging communist fifth-columnist from well before he enterered
this newsgroup.

Flying Tadpole

Simple Simon wrote:

Gilligan will go pinko when tadpoles fly.

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ...
AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhh hhhhhhhh!

Gilligan's gone PINKO. Reading the Sydney Morning Herald! Such
liberal obscenities should be banned...er, no...bunned!!!

Flying Tadpole

Gilligan wrote:

7 per cent of Norwegians wear same undies for a week
Sydney Morning Herald ^ | July 11 2003

snip

I stand corrected. I should have said when tadpoles fly
under their own power.


"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ...
I retract my "pinko" accusation, the reason being: when we were
kids we made lots of tadpoles fly. A threepenny bomb in a puddle
in the back lane was all that was needed. So on that basis, it
must logically follow from your theorem that Gilligan has been a
raging communist fifth-columnist from well before he enterered
this newsgroup.

Flying Tadpole

Simple Simon wrote:

Gilligan will go pinko when tadpoles fly.

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ...
AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhh hhhhhhhh!

Gilligan's gone PINKO. Reading the Sydney Morning Herald! Such
liberal obscenities should be banned...er, no...bunned!!!

Flying Tadpole

Gilligan wrote:

7 per cent of Norwegians wear same undies for a week
Sydney Morning Herald ^ | July 11 2003

snip

Tadpoles fly
Bernoulli or Newtonian ?

OT

Gilligan wrote:
7 per cent of Norwegians wear same undies for a week
Sydney Morning Herald ^ | July 11 2003

Gilligan, you should be ashamed of yourself. We gave Norway back to the
Norwegians way back in 1906 and have had no resposibility for what they do
since.

As for underwear, the fine Captn has made it clear to all of you. Wash your
asses or do not come sailing with me.

--
Perre

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It's very important to wash your ass. Especially when climbing mountains.
After 5 days or so in the field with just toilet paper the dingleballs get
to be the size of golfballs. All that hair matts together, gets pulled and
you are in for one big sore ass.
I recommend using one of those two sided kitchen sponges. One side is a soft
sponge, the other a strong abrasive surface. It really gets the grit and
lumps out quickly. Plus, afterwards you can use the sponge for cleaning the
pots, bowls and cups.
Sailors should dunk their asses at least twice a day. In lubberland I just
go and sit in my neighbors hot tub for a half hour or so.
Capt Neal is right, scrub that puppy bright and clean. You'll never know
when tragedy will befall you, such as getting hit by a car or what ever and
if they take you to the hospital you want to have clean underwear and if no
underwear, the paragon of a well scrubbed orifice.


"Per Elmsäter" wrote in message
...
Gilligan wrote:
7 per cent of Norwegians wear same undies for a week
Sydney Morning Herald ^ | July 11 2003

Gilligan, you should be ashamed of yourself. We gave Norway back to the
Norwegians way back in 1906 and have had no resposibility for what they do
since.

As for underwear, the fine Captn has made it clear to all of you. Wash
your
asses or do not come sailing with me.

--
Perre

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