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Gilligan July 9th 03 05:50 PM

Fish Fry!
 
Sizzle sizzle!

The sound of a plump flounder hitting the grill!

Sizzle sizzle!!

Just heard back from a close relative who is a Nassau County Detective. He
searched the NY DMV records for boats registered to a particular individual.

Sizzle sizzle!!

Guess what the current registrations reveal.

Sizzle sizzle, snap crackle pop!!

Got to turn 'em over easy so they don't burn on one side or fall apart!!

Sizzle, sizzle, turn up the heat!

Care to come clean Boobster?

I use long tongs cuz the heat's up high!

Sizzle sizzle splatter sizzle!

hmmmm Booby?




Donal July 9th 03 06:02 PM

Fish Fry!
 

"Gilligan" wrote in message
thlink.net...
Care to come clean Boobster?

I use long tongs cuz the heat's up high!

Sizzle sizzle splatter sizzle!

hmmmm Booby?


Lemme guess!

Bobby works as a security guard on the afternoon shift at a local marina.
He has managed to convince a lesbian boat owner that he is collecting
sailing photos (perhaps for a book that he is "writing"??).

That's how he manages to get loads of photos of women on a boat.

He probably took the interior shots himself, as I assume that the security
guard has access to the boat keys.



Good work, Gilligan.



Regards


Donal
--



Simple Simon July 9th 03 06:11 PM

Fish Fry!
 
Don't let the whale blubber make too big a slick.

Tell us what you found. It's about time Booby got
exposed for what he is - a GIANT fraud.


"Gilligan" wrote in message thlink.net...
Sizzle sizzle!

The sound of a plump flounder hitting the grill!

Sizzle sizzle!!

Just heard back from a close relative who is a Nassau County Detective. He
searched the NY DMV records for boats registered to a particular individual.

Sizzle sizzle!!

Guess what the current registrations reveal.

Sizzle sizzle, snap crackle pop!!

Got to turn 'em over easy so they don't burn on one side or fall apart!!

Sizzle, sizzle, turn up the heat!

Care to come clean Boobster?

I use long tongs cuz the heat's up high!

Sizzle sizzle splatter sizzle!

hmmmm Booby?






Bobsprit July 9th 03 06:56 PM

Fish Fry!
 
Just heard back from a close relative who is a Nassau County Detective. He
searched the NY DMV records for boats registered to a particular individual.

Good grief.


RB

Bobsprit July 9th 03 06:59 PM

Fish Fry!
 
Tell us what you found.

Yes! Please report what your "friend" found!

Bwahahahahahahaha! Ha ha!

RB

Simple Simon July 9th 03 07:03 PM

Fish Fry!
 


Fess up, you loser!


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
Good grief.




Bobsprit July 9th 03 07:16 PM

Fish Fry!
 
It was a good run but now it is over.

You are a disgrace.

If it was a good run, how could it be a disgrace? Didn't Scotty betray me by
posting my wedding pic link here?

RB

Simple Simon July 9th 03 07:18 PM

Fish Fry!
 
That was me but it turned out it was a rehearsal pic with you
'standing in' for the real groom.


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
It was a good run but now it is over.

You are a disgrace.

If it was a good run, how could it be a disgrace? Didn't Scotty betray me by
posting my wedding pic link here?

RB




Bobsprit July 9th 03 07:20 PM

Fish Fry!
 
That was me but it turned out it was a rehearsal pic with you
'standing in' for the real groom.

Can you please return my tie clip. It's genuine chrome.

RB

Bobsprit July 9th 03 07:29 PM

Fish Fry!
 
Offline you begged me not to tell

Gilligan, I hereby authorize you to release the info.
It's okay, man. Go right ahead!

RB

Gilligan July 9th 03 07:34 PM

Fish Fry!
 
Bob it would be much better if you did, as it would help you overcome the
shame and humiliation.






"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Offline you begged me not to tell

Gilligan, I hereby authorize you to release the info.
It's okay, man. Go right ahead!

RB




Gilligan July 9th 03 08:11 PM

Fish Fry!
 
It is indeed a creative challenge.



"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Bob it would be much better if you did, as it would help you overcome the
shame and humiliation.

C'mon, Gilly, you went this far. Don't cower from a creative challenge!

RB




Scott Vernon July 9th 03 08:43 PM

Fish Fry!
 
only after your 5th e-mail begging me to post it so you could perpetrate the
marriage myth (lie).

You ARE pathetic!

Scotty

"Bobsprit" wrote ...
Didn't Scotty betray me by
posting my wedding pic link here?





Bobsprit July 9th 03 08:46 PM

Fish Fry!
 
My WIFE'S boat is better than yours, Scotty's, Donal's, Loco's, Ganzy's
are even better!


than yours?

Who's? I don't have a boat! I sail my wife's boat for free! FREE BABY!

Bwahahahahhahaha!

RB

jlrogers July 9th 03 09:13 PM

Fish Fry!
 
http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/c%26c32b.jpg


"jlrogers" wrote in message .. .
Hey, Gilly, "Nearly ..."
The name is on the boat in one obscure place.
This is pitiful, now at least three of us know.



"Gilligan" wrote in message thlink.net...
Sizzle sizzle!

The sound of a plump flounder hitting the grill!

Sizzle sizzle!!

Just heard back from a close relative who is a Nassau County Detective. He
searched the NY DMV records for boats registered to a particular individual.

Sizzle sizzle!!

Guess what the current registrations reveal.

Sizzle sizzle, snap crackle pop!!

Got to turn 'em over easy so they don't burn on one side or fall apart!!

Sizzle, sizzle, turn up the heat!

Care to come clean Boobster?

I use long tongs cuz the heat's up high!

Sizzle sizzle splatter sizzle!

hmmmm Booby?




Gilligan July 9th 03 09:34 PM

Fish Fry!
 
It's official. You do have access to a C&C 32.



"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Bob it would be much better if you did, as it would help you overcome the
shame and humiliation.

C'mon, Gilly, you went this far. Don't cower from a creative challenge!

RB




jlrogers July 9th 03 09:46 PM

Fish Fry!
 
Not just access!

"Gilligan" wrote in message thlink.net...
It's official. You do have access to a C&C 32.



"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Bob it would be much better if you did, as it would help you overcome the
shame and humiliation.

C'mon, Gilly, you went this far. Don't cower from a creative challenge!

RB





Simple Simon July 9th 03 09:53 PM

Fish Fry!
 


Don't you idiots read posts around here. I posted that link
hours ago and the full name is "Nearly Perfect".

Why not try getting a decent newserver and newsreader?


"jlrogers" wrote in message gy.com...
http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/c%26c32b.jpg


"jlrogers" wrote in message .. .
Hey, Gilly, "Nearly ..."
The name is on the boat in one obscure place.
This is pitiful, now at least three of us know.



"Gilligan" wrote in message

thlink.net...
Sizzle sizzle!

The sound of a plump flounder hitting the grill!

Sizzle sizzle!!

Just heard back from a close relative who is a Nassau County Detective. He
searched the NY DMV records for boats registered to a particular individual.

Sizzle sizzle!!

Guess what the current registrations reveal.

Sizzle sizzle, snap crackle pop!!

Got to turn 'em over easy so they don't burn on one side or fall apart!!

Sizzle, sizzle, turn up the heat!

Care to come clean Boobster?

I use long tongs cuz the heat's up high!

Sizzle sizzle splatter sizzle!

hmmmm Booby?






Peter Simple July 9th 03 09:58 PM

Fish Fry!
 
Maybe so, but did you research it? Can you say partnership?


"Simple Simon" wrote in message ...


Don't you idiots read posts around here. I posted that link
hours ago and the full name is "Nearly Perfect".

Why not try getting a decent newserver and newsreader?


"jlrogers" wrote in message gy.com...
http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/c%26c32b.jpg


"jlrogers" wrote in message .. .
Hey, Gilly, "Nearly ..."
The name is on the boat in one obscure place.
This is pitiful, now at least three of us know.



"Gilligan" wrote in message

thlink.net...
Sizzle sizzle!

The sound of a plump flounder hitting the grill!

Sizzle sizzle!!

Just heard back from a close relative who is a Nassau County Detective. He
searched the NY DMV records for boats registered to a particular individual.

Sizzle sizzle!!

Guess what the current registrations reveal.

Sizzle sizzle, snap crackle pop!!

Got to turn 'em over easy so they don't burn on one side or fall apart!!

Sizzle, sizzle, turn up the heat!

Care to come clean Boobster?

I use long tongs cuz the heat's up high!

Sizzle sizzle splatter sizzle!

hmmmm Booby?






Bobsprit July 9th 03 10:19 PM

Fish Fry!
 
It's official. You do have access to a C&C 32.

Well there you have it. Hope it makes you happy!

RB

katysails July 10th 03 12:37 AM

Fish Fry!
 

Sizzle sizzle!

The sound of a plump flounder hitting the grill!


Ok, Gilly....fess up....share that fish with us....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



katysails July 10th 03 12:40 AM

Fish Fry!
 

if anyone found out the true nature
of your "boat situation" it would kill the newsgroup

Are you kiddinhg!?!?!?! We could go on for months and months with this kind of news! It would be just like old times again.
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Bobsprit July 10th 03 02:10 AM

Fish Fry!
 
I love to see you twitch when the heat is applied.

Now all you need is some heat.


RB

Gilligan July 10th 03 02:40 AM

Fish Fry!
 
And will monkeys fly out my butt?



"katysails" wrote in message
...

if anyone found out the true nature
of your "boat situation" it would kill the newsgroup

Are you kiddinhg!?!?!?! We could go on for months and months with this

kind of news! It would be just like old times again.
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein






katysails July 10th 03 02:56 AM

Fish Fry!
 

And will monkeys fly out my butt?

OMG...is that where they came from?!?!? Wait until MC finds out....he'll be purging for weeks.
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



katysails July 10th 03 03:01 AM

Fish Fry!
 
Don't bet with him or get tangled in his net. Just let the walrus
eat his catch before we apply the noose.

Don't worry...I never talk to him, just about him.

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



The_navigator_© July 10th 03 04:11 AM

Fish Fry!
 
You know I never did 'get' that flying monkey thing.

Cheers MC

Gilligan wrote:

If you catch them when they're real fresh they already have their own
batter, just dip them in a deep fryer full of crisco!


"katysails" wrote in message
...


And will monkeys fly out my butt?

OMG...is that where they came from?!?!? Wait until MC finds out....he'll


be purging for weeks.


--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein












Gilligan July 10th 03 04:20 AM

Fish Fry!
 
Have Katy explain it. She's really endeared to them. I think SeaHag likes them too. I saw one at the zoo in Phoenix. It was preserved in a big jar of formaldehyde. Do you have any on the shelf next to the fetal pigs down there?
"The_navigator_©" wrote in message ...
You know I never did 'get' that flying monkey thing.

Cheers MC

Gilligan wrote:

If you catch them when they're real fresh they already have their own
batter, just dip them in a deep fryer full of crisco!


"katysails" wrote in message
...

And will monkeys fly out my butt?

OMG...is that where they came from?!?!? Wait until MC finds out....he'll

be purging for weeks.

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein











Flying Tadpole July 10th 03 04:29 AM

Fish Fry!
 
That's what comes of keeping your head down with the rest of the
munchkins.

FT

The navigator © wrote:

You know I never did 'get' that flying monkey thing.

Cheers MC

Gilligan wrote:

If you catch them when they're real fresh they already have
their own
batter, just dip them in a deep fryer full of crisco!


"katysails" wrote in message
...


And will monkeys fly out my butt?

OMG...is that where they came from?!?!? Wait until MC
finds out....he'll


be purging for weeks.


--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs
should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein









katysails July 10th 03 04:33 AM

Fish Fry!
 
You know I never did 'get' that flying monkey thing.

How too sad....welcome back from your travels....Have you seen Monica since she moved to NZ?

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



katysails July 10th 03 04:35 AM

Fish Fry!
 

Have Katy explain it.

I couldn't possibly do the topic justice. I think the subject calls for a poetic interlude.
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Jonathan Ganz July 10th 03 06:04 AM

Fish Fry!
 
Maybe, but the sailor on yours is crap.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Fess up, you loser!

Okay.
My WIFE'S boat is better than yours, Scotty's, Donal's, Loco's, Ganzy's!
That's even better!

Bwahahahahahahaha!

RB




The_navigator_© July 10th 03 06:59 AM

Fish Fry!
 
She has? I bet the dress cleaners are doing a roaring trade!!!!!!!!

Cheers MC

katysails wrote:

You know I never did 'get' that flying monkey thing.

How too sad....welcome back from your travels....Have you seen Monica since she moved to NZ?





The_navigator_© July 10th 03 07:43 AM

Fish Fry!
 
A real girls cat. These are real cats!

http://community.webshots.com/photo/...75591137mtjscH

Cheers MC


Oz1 wrote:

On Thu, 10 Jul 2003 18:03:19 +1200, The_navigator_©
wrote:



http://www.moggies.co.uk/breeds/munchkin.html

Whaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttt?????????????

The pictures of MC show him to be fine of fettle with long limbs.

Cheers MC



You call that a cat?
This is a cat!
http://community.webshots.com/album/79129520rcgsCO


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





Simple Simon July 10th 03 03:03 PM

As far as I got
 
This is as far as I got with this pathetic thread before
becoming so disgusted that I wretched . . . Women have
a way of ruining any manly endeavor. This thread proves
it. Shame on all the male participants. You are all wimps and
pussies.


"katysails" wrote in message ...

Have Katy explain it.

I couldn't possibly do the topic justice. I think the subject calls for a poetic interlude.
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein





Gilligan July 10th 03 04:56 PM

As far as I got
 
At least I'm not a homo.



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
This is as far as I got with this pathetic thread before
becoming so disgusted that I wretched . . . Women have
a way of ruining any manly endeavor. This thread proves
it. Shame on all the male participants. You are all wimps and
pussies.


"katysails" wrote in message

...

Have Katy explain it.

I couldn't possibly do the topic justice. I think the subject calls for

a poetic interlude.
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein








Gilligan July 10th 03 05:35 PM

As far as I got
 
Have you some expertise in that arena?



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Coulda fooled me!


"Gilligan" wrote in message

thlink.net...
At least I'm not a homo.



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
This is as far as I got with this pathetic thread before
becoming so disgusted that I wretched . . . Women have
a way of ruining any manly endeavor. This thread proves
it. Shame on all the male participants. You are all wimps and
pussies.


"katysails" wrote in message

...

Have Katy explain it.

I couldn't possibly do the topic justice. I think the subject calls

for
a poetic interlude.
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should

relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein













Jonathan Ganz July 10th 03 05:45 PM

As far as I got
 
That happens with homos. Sorry for you.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Coulda fooled me!


"Gilligan" wrote in message

thlink.net...
At least I'm not a homo.



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
This is as far as I got with this pathetic thread before
becoming so disgusted that I wretched . . . Women have
a way of ruining any manly endeavor. This thread proves
it. Shame on all the male participants. You are all wimps and
pussies.


"katysails" wrote in message

...

Have Katy explain it.

I couldn't possibly do the topic justice. I think the subject calls

for
a poetic interlude.
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should

relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein












Simple Simon July 10th 03 05:46 PM

As far as I got
 
I read Jonathan's posts and that makes my knowledge
very comprehensive.


"Gilligan" wrote in message thlink.net...
Have you some expertise in that arena?



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Coulda fooled me!


"Gilligan" wrote in message

thlink.net...
At least I'm not a homo.



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
This is as far as I got with this pathetic thread before
becoming so disgusted that I wretched . . . Women have
a way of ruining any manly endeavor. This thread proves
it. Shame on all the male participants. You are all wimps and
pussies.


"katysails" wrote in message
...

Have Katy explain it.

I couldn't possibly do the topic justice. I think the subject calls

for
a poetic interlude.
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should

relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein















The_navigator_© July 10th 03 11:27 PM

As far as I got
 
I excuse myself as I have no idea WTF they are talking about. Once again
your analysis is incisive.

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:

This is as far as I got with this pathetic thread before
becoming so disgusted that I wretched . . . Women have
a way of ruining any manly endeavor. This thread proves
it. Shame on all the male participants. You are all wimps and
pussies.


"katysails" wrote in message ...


Have Katy explain it.

I couldn't possibly do the topic justice. I think the subject calls for a poetic interlude.
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein












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