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I notice that several of the posters here have difficulty with creative
replies, cutting commentary, razor like wit and rhetoric. I'm not certain if
it's due to laziness, lack of creative ability or vacationing script
writers...... but I am about to propose a solution. I wish to assemble the
best of the best.... those posters which consistently provide the audience
with a penned performance worth their time.

We can offer a service to those who feel overwhelmed and under fire to have
their replies written for them. At a reasonable fee you would be able to
secure the service of a select few of the very best the NG has to offer to
take up verbal warfare and allow a chance at redemption.

Yes... indeed..... I propose we select by vote....

The League of Extraordinary Haranguers


Please vote for your favourite on this thread.

I'll elect:
Gilligan
Donal
Tadpole


I'll be diving today... next to my sailboat === mandatory sailing content


CM

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Duh.......whats do youse meens???

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
I notice that several of the posters here have difficulty with creative
replies, cutting commentary, razor like wit and rhetoric. I'm not certain
if
it's due to laziness, lack of creative ability or vacationing script
writers...... but I am about to propose a solution. I wish to assemble
the
best of the best.... those posters which consistently provide the audience
with a penned performance worth their time.

We can offer a service to those who feel overwhelmed and under fire to
have
their replies written for them. At a reasonable fee you would be able to
secure the service of a select few of the very best the NG has to offer to
take up verbal warfare and allow a chance at redemption.

Yes... indeed..... I propose we select by vote....

The League of Extraordinary Haranguers


Please vote for your favourite on this thread.

I'll elect:
Gilligan
Donal
Tadpole


I'll be diving today... next to my sailboat === mandatory sailing content


CM

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....and because Scott got lippy!!

I also elect:
Scott Vernon - the ability to twist and rearrange harmless prose in a
weapon.

CM







"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| Duh.......whats do youse meens???
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| I notice that several of the posters here have difficulty with creative
| replies, cutting commentary, razor like wit and rhetoric. I'm not
certain
| if
| it's due to laziness, lack of creative ability or vacationing script
| writers...... but I am about to propose a solution. I wish to assemble
| the
| best of the best.... those posters which consistently provide the
audience
| with a penned performance worth their time.
|
| We can offer a service to those who feel overwhelmed and under fire to
| have
| their replies written for them. At a reasonable fee you would be able to
| secure the service of a select few of the very best the NG has to offer
to
| take up verbal warfare and allow a chance at redemption.
|
| Yes... indeed..... I propose we select by vote....
|
| The League of Extraordinary Haranguers
|
|
| Please vote for your favourite on this thread.
|
| I'll elect:
| Gilligan
| Donal
| Tadpole
|
|
| I'll be diving today... next to my sailboat === mandatory sailing
content
|
|
| CM
|
|
|
|

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Hired haranguers? I can see it now. Mooron opens with an Ewok gambit to Booby's genitals. Booby then offers Mooron a contract to
reply to his own attack. Mooron, sensing an easy victory, accepts the challenge. He then counters for Booby by whacking himself
upside the head with an empty Overproof bottle. Mooron then replies by poking himself in the eye with a sharp stick. The mayhem
continues until Mooron collapses in upon himself and disappears in a black hole. Booby then refuses to pay the estate, claiming
that Mooron, in counter-striking with an empty bottle instead of a full one, committed fraud.

"Damndest thing I've heard since my Uncle with two heads debated free silver and refuted himself."


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
I notice that several of the posters here have difficulty with creative
replies, cutting commentary, razor like wit and rhetoric. I'm not certain if
it's due to laziness, lack of creative ability or vacationing script
writers...... but I am about to propose a solution. I wish to assemble the
best of the best.... those posters which consistently provide the audience
with a penned performance worth their time.

We can offer a service to those who feel overwhelmed and under fire to have
their replies written for them. At a reasonable fee you would be able to
secure the service of a select few of the very best the NG has to offer to
take up verbal warfare and allow a chance at redemption.

Yes... indeed..... I propose we select by vote....

The League of Extraordinary Haranguers


Please vote for your favourite on this thread.

I'll elect:
Gilligan
Donal
Tadpole


I'll be diving today... next to my sailboat === mandatory sailing content


CM

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I wouldn't
ever elect myself to be within the League of Extraordinary Haranguers....

And with the above, you actually enter the ranks!
Congrats!

Capt RB

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Capt. Mooron hung up in kelp,
Oxygen depleted, he needs your help.
Perhaps the League will aid his cunning,
Replace his flag with better bunting.
Brain damaged, he's a bore,
Too proud to see, my metaphor.


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
The very fact you sank to mentioning
physical violence precludes you from application to the League. I wouldn't
ever elect myself to be within the League of Extraordinary Haranguers....
I'm comfortable knowing I'm just not that witty or cunning. I expect that I
may have to hire them to give you your comeuppance.

Enjoy the grievous belittling you are heaping on me now.... once the league
is formed you will be cowering in fear.

CM






"jlrogers" wrote in message
...
| Hired haranguers? I can see it now. Mooron opens with an Ewok gambit to
Booby's genitals. Booby then offers Mooron a contract to
| reply to his own attack. Mooron, sensing an easy victory, accepts the
challenge. He then counters for Booby by whacking himself
| upside the head with an empty Overproof bottle. Mooron then replies by
poking himself in the eye with a sharp stick. The mayhem
| continues until Mooron collapses in upon himself and disappears in a black
hole. Booby then refuses to pay the estate, claiming
| that Mooron, in counter-striking with an empty bottle instead of a full
one, committed fraud.
|
| "Damndest thing I've heard since my Uncle with two heads debated free
silver and refuted himself."
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
| I notice that several of the posters here have difficulty with creative
| replies, cutting commentary, razor like wit and rhetoric. I'm not
certain if
| it's due to laziness, lack of creative ability or vacationing script
| writers...... but I am about to propose a solution. I wish to assemble
the
| best of the best.... those posters which consistently provide the
audience
| with a penned performance worth their time.
|
| We can offer a service to those who feel overwhelmed and under fire to
have
| their replies written for them. At a reasonable fee you would be able to
| secure the service of a select few of the very best the NG has to offer
to
| take up verbal warfare and allow a chance at redemption.
|
| Yes... indeed..... I propose we select by vote....
|
| The League of Extraordinary Haranguers
|
|
| Please vote for your favourite on this thread.
|
| I'll elect:
| Gilligan
| Donal
| Tadpole
|
|
| I'll be diving today... next to my sailboat === mandatory sailing
content
|
|
| CM
|
|
|
|

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Tadpole by far is the best.

I'm still laughing from his "ultraviolet soapbox" comment.


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
I notice that several of the posters here have difficulty with creative
replies, cutting commentary, razor like wit and rhetoric. I'm not certain
if
it's due to laziness, lack of creative ability or vacationing script
writers...... but I am about to propose a solution. I wish to assemble
the
best of the best.... those posters which consistently provide the audience
with a penned performance worth their time.

We can offer a service to those who feel overwhelmed and under fire to
have
their replies written for them. At a reasonable fee you would be able to
secure the service of a select few of the very best the NG has to offer to
take up verbal warfare and allow a chance at redemption.

Yes... indeed..... I propose we select by vote....

The League of Extraordinary Haranguers


Please vote for your favourite on this thread.

I'll elect:
Gilligan
Donal
Tadpole


I'll be diving today... next to my sailboat === mandatory sailing content


CM

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I will neither confirm nor deny that I've read your post....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
I notice that several of the posters here have difficulty with creative
replies, cutting commentary, razor like wit and rhetoric. I'm not certain
if
it's due to laziness, lack of creative ability or vacationing script
writers...... but I am about to propose a solution. I wish to assemble
the
best of the best.... those posters which consistently provide the audience
with a penned performance worth their time.

We can offer a service to those who feel overwhelmed and under fire to
have
their replies written for them. At a reasonable fee you would be able to
secure the service of a select few of the very best the NG has to offer to
take up verbal warfare and allow a chance at redemption.

Yes... indeed..... I propose we select by vote....

The League of Extraordinary Haranguers


Please vote for your favourite on this thread.

I'll elect:
Gilligan
Donal
Tadpole


I'll be diving today... next to my sailboat === mandatory sailing content


CM

The League of Extraordinary Haranguers
 

I'll elect:
Gilligan
Donal
Tadpole


Perception is a funny thing. I never see Taddy as a haranguer...I see him gracefully and politely chide those who need it. By
the same token, Donal's benevolent reminders could never be thought of as harangues. The man is far too paternalistic to fit
that description. Gilligan, also, does not fit the definition. An orator, yes. A man of epic thought. Harangue? No. The
true master of haranguing on this ng can be obly one person. That person is Mooron. There is no other that can lead a harangue
as well as he, and his nags are enough to drive many to despair. I elect Mooron.
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Yes... indeed..... I propose we select by vote....

The League of Extraordinary Haranguers


Please vote for your favourite on this thread.

I'll elect:
Gilligan
Donal
Tadpole



Mooron! As always, you are absolutely correct. I completely agree with you.


No further votes are needed!


Regards


Donal
--
PS. If you need a bit of ego buttressing, then you only need to ask.

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Donal says:
No further votes are needed!

Correction: Overly paternalistic.

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Er-r-r-r Kitty... If I'm the only one, It can't be a "League" and the
spot of "The Lone Haranguer" is already spoken for. At any rate you are a
poor judge since you have never suffered at the hands of Donal, Gilligan or
Tadpole! They utilize the ancient art of Polite Harangueing.... it's
deadly! I'm not in their league of abilities.

I nonetheless thank you for submitting my name. I must however decline the
nomination.

CM


"katysails" wrote in message
...
|
| I'll elect:
| Gilligan
| Donal
| Tadpole
|
|
| Perception is a funny thing. I never see Taddy as a haranguer...I see him
gracefully and politely chide those who need it. By
| the same token, Donal's benevolent reminders could never be thought of as
harangues. The man is far too paternalistic to fit
| that description. Gilligan, also, does not fit the definition. An
orator, yes. A man of epic thought. Harangue? No. The
| true master of haranguing on this ng can be obly one person. That person
is Mooron. There is no other that can lead a harangue
| as well as he, and his nags are enough to drive many to despair. I elect
Mooron.
| --
| katysails
| s/v Chanteuse
| Kirie Elite 32
| Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
| http://katysails.tripod.com
|
| "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
| and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
|
|

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since you have never suffered at the hands of Donal, Gilligan or
Tadpole!

And are you so sure I would suffer?
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

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SEE!!!..... SEE!!.... he can twist prose like nobody's business!!

CM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

| Thanks for the erection offer, but I'll have to decline for personal
| reasons.

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I've never been with a 'pro'. And if you tell my wife I was, I'll kill you!

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote ...

he can twist prose like nobody's business!!

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"dowra" wrote in message
m...


All of the above is correct except about donal, he never had an
original thought in his miserable existence, just a dolt.
Dowra.


You should be grateful to me for revealing the truth to you.

Don't you feel better now that you realise just how bright you are?


...... not quite bright enough to have understood that insult the first time
that you read it.....


Speaking of originality, why have you stopped relying on quotations?


Regards


Donal
--

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We will be, soon enough.

SV

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
I'm tellin'!!!!!! That's it .... I'm Tellin'....

You ain't the boss of me....

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| I've never been with a 'pro'. And if you tell my wife I was, I'll kill
you!
|
| Scotty
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote ...
|
| he can twist prose like nobody's business!!
|
|
|
|

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Donal" wrote in message
| Mooron! As always, you are absolutely correct. I completely agree with
you.

Why thank you Donal...... Heh hold on... was that a Harangue.. Huh?

Yup!


| No further votes are needed!

I was thinking you'd elect Bob... but I guess he works better as "The Lone
Haranguer"


As Bob would so eloquently put it ..... "Bwahahahah".

Bob's posts are devoid of one essential Harangueing ingredient ..... an
element of Truth!


| PS. If you need a bit of ego buttressing, then you only need to ask.

Oh Gosh No... my ego gets stroke every time I look into a mirror.

Oh, alright! As you are being so modest, I propose that the extend the list
to 4 places, so that you can be included too!



I'm only doing this for the little people who desperately need the
assistance.

People like Dowra??

You are kind to volunteer.

Indeed.


Regards


Donal
--

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Donal" wrote in message

| People like Dowra??

Why Yes.... I got the idea from his rational of phoning Sea Tow to
extricate him from trouble... why not offer such a service here since he
is
so prone to "running aground".... so to speak.

There would be a conflict of interest here. I can't really be expected to
argue with myself on Dowra's behalf.

Who would you suggest that Dowra should seek assistance from?



Regards


Donal
--

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I was going to suggest Gilligan..... I'm certain Gilly is creative enough
to find a solution.

I'd also consider Tadpole.... but I'm afraid dowra would just start quoting
lines form his opera.

Sea Tow where forth arth thou......


CM




"Donal" wrote in message
...
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
|
| "Donal" wrote in message
|
| | People like Dowra??
|
| Why Yes.... I got the idea from his rational of phoning Sea Tow to
| extricate him from trouble... why not offer such a service here since he
| is
| so prone to "running aground".... so to speak.
|
| There would be a conflict of interest here. I can't really be expected to
| argue with myself on Dowra's behalf.
|
| Who would you suggest that Dowra should seek assistance from?
|
|
|
| Regards
|
|
| Donal
| --
|
|

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"Donal" wrote in message ...
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Donal" wrote in message

| People like Dowra??
Why would DOWRA want advice from anyone on this board, not one knows
anything about sailing.(except moron(oo)) but he is just a lake
sailor! Uncharted lakes at that!
As to the darth of posts from this quarter, I informed the board that
I am at the summer compound, to busy sailing to discuss someones not
understanding the physics of wind on sail cloth
This 26' is my first sailboat, next year I will be looking for
something in the mid 30's. I do so enjoy it!

DOWRA THE WINNER!

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Why would DOWRA want advice from anyone on this board, not one knows
anything about sailing.(except moron(oo)) but he is just a lake
sailor! Uncharted lakes at that!


HA! jUST WHEN i THOUGHT THERE WAS SOME HOPE FOR YOU! jUST WHEN i THOUGHT YOU WERE NEAR TO pUTZDOM! tHEN YOU THROW IT ALL
AWAY. cHURL. kNAVE. omg...THIS LOOKS LIKE A TRNTY POST....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Don't you keep your lithium in the lower right hand drawer??...... ;-D

CM

"katysails" wrote in message

| HA! jUST WHEN i THOUGHT THERE WAS SOME HOPE FOR YOU! jUST WHEN i THOUGHT
YOU WERE NEAR TO pUTZDOM! tHEN YOU THROW IT ALL
| AWAY. cHURL. kNAVE. omg...THIS LOOKS LIKE A TRNTY POST....

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A HAAAAA the truth comes out......Terry was a Katy sockpuppet!


"katysails" wrote in message
...

Why would DOWRA want advice from anyone on this board, not one knows
anything about sailing.(except moron(oo)) but he is just a lake
sailor! Uncharted lakes at that!


HA! jUST WHEN i THOUGHT THERE WAS SOME HOPE FOR YOU! jUST WHEN i THOUGHT
YOU WERE NEAR TO pUTZDOM! tHEN YOU THROW IT ALL
AWAY. cHURL. kNAVE. omg...THIS LOOKS LIKE A TRNTY POST....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

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It's "trany."
"katysails" wrote in message ...

Why would DOWRA want advice from anyone on this board, not one knows
anything about sailing.(except moron(oo)) but he is just a lake
sailor! Uncharted lakes at that!


HA! jUST WHEN i THOUGHT THERE WAS SOME HOPE FOR YOU! jUST WHEN i THOUGHT YOU WERE NEAR TO pUTZDOM! tHEN YOU THROW IT ALL
AWAY. cHURL. kNAVE. omg...THIS LOOKS LIKE A TRNTY POST....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

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A HAAAAA the truth comes out.

Scotty came out? Finally!

RB

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Terry was a Katy sockpuppet!

Nope...there's no way anyone invented THAT.....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...


I'd also consider Tadpole.... but I'm afraid dowra would just start quoting
lines form his opera.

Sea Tow where forth arth thou......

WHERE FOR ART THOU. WHAT A MORON(OO)

Actually that is from "Romeo and Juliet" by Wm Shakespeare, it is a
play not an opera. Very fine education up there in canada.
Dowra, the Maestro.



|
|

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dowra wrote:

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
snip
WHERE FOR ART THOU. WHAT A MORON(OO)

Actually that is from "Romeo and Juliet" by Wm Shakespeare, it is a
play not an opera. Very fine education up there in canada.
Dowra, the Maestro.

And tell me, maestro, do you conduct your orchestra as
ungracefully as you conduct yourself?

FT