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Medical Misadventures kill over 100,000 Americans every year - over 5
times the number of all gun deaths.

Statistics show that all forms of crime have decreased in the USA since
states began passing "Florida" laws that encourage citizens to carry
guns. http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/glance.htm.
OTOH, crime in Oz, Blimy, et al has increased dramatically since y'all
unwisely took the opposite tack.

Simple Simon wrote:

Sorry Oz! Guns don't even come close to automobiles as
the biggest killers. Let's ban automobiles.

"Oz1" wrote in message ...

Biggest killer is your own guns...you know the ones you use to protect
yourselves.
Was it 5 dead in the Lockheed Martin factory today?

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You're very mellow lately. Finally get a little tail?

"Oz1" wrote in message ...
On Wed, 9 Jul 2003 09:17:41 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote:

Sorry Oz! Guns don't even come close to automobiles as
the biggest killers. Let's ban automobiles.


"Oz1" wrote in message ...

Biggest killer is your own guns...you know the ones you use to protect
yourselves.
Was it 5 dead in the Lockheed Martin factory today?


My mistake, I meant ONE of your biggest killers.....many more than all
the terrorist attacks ever on US citizens.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

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Yes, let's. I would definitely support that. You sure sound
liberal to me!

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Sorry Oz! Guns don't even come close to automobiles as
the biggest killers. Let's ban automobiles.


"Oz1" wrote in message
...

Biggest killer is your own guns...you know the ones you use to protect
yourselves.
Was it 5 dead in the Lockheed Martin factory today?

Shark attack
 

Swim with seals, you're acting like a slow crippled seal. Food for
sharks. This is stupid behaviour and people doing it can expect to get
killed when a hungry shark comes by. It's happened a few times in
Australia too.

PDW

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 13:42:47 GMT, "NH_/\)_"
wrote:

Swimmer Dies After Apparent Shark Attack

AVILA BEACH, Calif., 8:07 p.m. PDT August 19, 2003 - A woman swimming with
seals near a pier on a picturesque central California beach was killed
Tuesday, apparently by a shark attack, authorities said.


http://www.msnbc.com/local/knsd/A1748485.asp?cp1=1

NH_/)_

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My natural tendency is to side with the Shark.

CM

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
| Swim with seals, you're acting like a slow crippled seal. Food for
| sharks. This is stupid behaviour and people doing it can expect to get
| killed when a hungry shark comes by. It's happened a few times in
| Australia too.
|
| PDW
|
| On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 13:42:47 GMT, "NH_/\)_"
| wrote:
|
| Swimmer Dies After Apparent Shark Attack
|
| AVILA BEACH, Calif., 8:07 p.m. PDT August 19, 2003 - A woman swimming
with
| seals near a pier on a picturesque central California beach was killed
| Tuesday, apparently by a shark attack, authorities said.
|
|
| http://www.msnbc.com/local/knsd/A1748485.asp?cp1=1
|
| NH_/)_
|
|

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Yep, agreed. Same as stupid tourists swimming in rivers known to
contain sal****er crocodiles. The only wonder is that more of them
don't get killed.

White pointer sharks should be protected. A few tourists killed is a
small price to pay.

PDW

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 21:03:15 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:

My natural tendency is to side with the Shark.

CM

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
| Swim with seals, you're acting like a slow crippled seal. Food for
| sharks. This is stupid behaviour and people doing it can expect to get
| killed when a hungry shark comes by. It's happened a few times in
| Australia too.
|
| PDW
|
| On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 13:42:47 GMT, "NH_/\)_"
| wrote:
|
| Swimmer Dies After Apparent Shark Attack
|
| AVILA BEACH, Calif., 8:07 p.m. PDT August 19, 2003 - A woman swimming
with
| seals near a pier on a picturesque central California beach was killed
| Tuesday, apparently by a shark attack, authorities said.
|
|
| http://www.msnbc.com/local/knsd/A1748485.asp?cp1=1
|
| NH_/)_
|
|

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not if it's foggy.

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
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The sharks have stand-on status. She was a dufus.

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Nope ..... powerdriven

Jonathan Ganz wrote:
Yeh, then they have to sound 1 long and 2 short.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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not if it's foggy.

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...

The sharks have stand-on status. She was a dufus.

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Peter Wiley wrote:

Swim with seals, you're acting like a slow crippled seal. Food for
sharks. ....

But "If you swim with a seal and get bit by an eel ... it's a Moray."

IIRC same crooner used to sing "béseme ... béseme cula ..." and women
swooned.

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Excellent!

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:
not if it's foggy.

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...

The sharks have stand-on status. She was a dufus.